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Zooey Deschanel announces she has hidden, long lost sister named Emily. Is she the new ZoZo? (22 comments) |
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HIPSTER RUNOFF VALENTINES' DAY QT CONTEST: WHO WILL WIN? (84 comments) |
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Dirty Projectors support Bon Iver, says HIPSTER RUNOFF is the scum of the indiesphere (21 comments) |
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Was M.I.A.'s Super Bowl flip off the first shameless slutwave marketing act in the post-LDR era? (11 comments) |
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Bon Iver's PISSED OFF frontman Justin Vernon LASHES OUT at HIPSTER RUNOFF over critical coverage (31 comments) |
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Bon Iver sounds like dying indie rock on SNL, has mysterious HUGE black teenager in backing band (23 comments) |
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Lana Del Rey wears baseball cap, looks TOTALLY EFFING keut (5 comments) |
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M.I.A. 'officially' sells out, accepts marginalized, dolled-up, sambo role in new Madonna video (26 comments) |
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Vampire Weekend was the HUGE indie winner of the Super Bowl commercial war (5 comments) |
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BREAKING: Michael Cera has CREEPY alt child predator moustache (6 comments) |
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Watch Lana Del Rey bask in her fame, adored by fans & paparazzi outside of Letterman (13 comments) |
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Why M.I.A. will ruin the Super Bowl. (55 comments) |
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M.I.A. ruins Super Bowl, flips off America at Halftime show. (41 comments) |
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Kristen Wiig desperately tries to be alt by impersonating Lana Del Rey (5 comments) |
"BANG MULLETS: BIG IN 2k10?"
-Carles in the year 2k9 writing in the HRO circa 2k8.1 tone
A lot of ppl tell me 'Carles--the party pic thing is s00 old. Find a new gimmick cuz ur just ripping off _______.' These people do not understand the deep level of sociocultural analysis that HIPSTER RUNOFF provides on a daily basis. I will be the first to admit that there is more to life than partying, perfect alternative breasts, and 'snark blogs'--however, every1 needs a gimmick.
Without a gimmick, life is a journey without a goal. (goals = personal gimmicks)
Life is not easy. 'Meaning' is not auto-assigned upon birth.
You have to find it. You have to seek it out. You cannot be afraid of failure.
Keep searching.
Because one day, you will walk into a bathroom and find a keut girl 'hangin out' waiting for u 2 swoon her/suckle on her meaning-filled teet.
This is a metaphor. There's more to photography than just taking digipix of keut/interesting/controversial nouns. What does this picture represent 2 u?
[Photos by LNP]
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Lastnitesparty has become an excuse for titty pix. Kinda gettin' old 4 me//The gimmick has worn off. I luv altbreasts as much as the next dude, but Gawsh...
@That Guy,
When was LNP not a titty site? It has been for as long as I can remember at least. That last titty pic makes it worth it though.
Titties, one thing that will never ever get old.
@That Guy, they're not even alt-breasts, the majority are fake. these are just shitty la-type girls who were cheerleaders in high school, and wear bright-colored wacky clothing cuz it's what the cool kids do now
turquoise top and black skirt has some nice titties
@xavier,
some fake titties if u ask me
@xavier, if by nice you mean silicone
@schizo, thats the last thing I care about
@xavier,
good to see you like plastic boobs
lsp was an actual party pic site but mr cobra snakes decided the fringe benefits of his job were not all that productive so to be able to keep taking hip pictures he must consume alt breasts on the regs.
Alt breasts? Yes.
Authentic? NO.
But good for AtlBROS, as they can usually only get Tugz from entry LVL alts... and BRO-HOES who think they are dating someone "Different".
But now AltBROS have AltBRO-HOES(this is in reference 2 green-top-black-skirt up there)
Carles, post more about Merlin Bronques, he is genius
Carles, thnks for postin more noodz. Was gettin tired of the keut altbreasties in the new Am Appy ad.
does n e1 else get kinda 'turned off' when they see the kinda harry pink dood on the side insted of whitepants//altbreasts?/
I just refresh the page until she comes back
I actually just want to know if it's real... I think she's wondering the same thing... or perhaps that's a look on envy?
@anony, of course that's not real. have you ever seen a woman irl?
ITS ALMOST DARK 2008 HAS COME TO AN END IN A FEW BRIEF DAYS ALL THE VIDEOS WE'VE MADE ALL THE DREAMS WE'VE LIVED AND ALL THE DREAMS WE HAVENT YET FULFILLED WILL BE HAPPY MEMORIES.
Hmm. But breasts are sure to get traffic, no?
P.S. Sorry Sparks. Don't miss u. ;-(
http://www.hipsterwave.com/spike-shooter-and-belvedere-or-grey-goose-get...
@Jessica, comment spam: like getting a fruit cake for christmas
@SPAM 2, I'm Jewish.
@Jessica, ew.
@Jessica, ya ew!
@Jessica, has belvedere gone alt now? How am I supposed to know what vodka to drink?
fakezzzzz
ughh i ttly sucked on some fat chick dancer chick in the (undisclosed) metropolitan city i went to
u know those gnarly trannies that aren't really trannies and u can't tell if man titties were in your mouth
ya? no? puke
teal dress lassie in the last pic is hoooOOo00)ooo()()()()oot
I like it. I tugged to it. Not really, but I could have. Totally tuggable. Listen, tits, cock, ass, and other firm body parts are timeless. Use them to the hilt. They are for humanity to celebrate and enjoy.
altbros r not good rite???
SO SICK OF SUCH FAKE TITIES! omg guys. fo' reals!
@anonymous, You have to admit through it looks good... kind of need to see them both in context however to know for sure.
Those boobs aren't a metaphor.
I have touched such breasts that were not fake.
Such magic IS possible.
I live in Portland and am an altbro that is a hipster that is an altbro.
Magic(k?) can happen.
@NJB, wow... does EVERYONE in ptown read HRO?
i said goddamn!
What setting do I put my dSLR on to get Ryan McGinley style picks of my nkd ALT frnds?
1st pic, not fake
2nd pic, absolutely 'party balloon' fake
party pic sites r a new way for us to jerk off, god bless
what are the female altbros called?
ps kuet bangs :3
ass and titties
female altbros:
+alt-hos.
that photo looks like two women who embody everything i love about being alt; fake tits, tight dresses, cell phones, numerous neon wrist bands and bangs. isn't that just what western culture really boils down to? all these photos need is new green fast food and gore.
2nd pic is fakest boob evr
are fake boobs more alt than real boobs? they are like neon/lame` in that they dont occur in nature....
first pic, that's a nice natural classy tit, second pic, that boob is so nasty looking i want to hurl
being able 2 recognize a breast implant = lil more alt than thou??
being able 2 recognize a breast implant = newest sport in the altlympics?
Blog about AA bringing back neon and hypercolors shirts. I kind of want some but then I'm conflicted because I'm already wearing to many AA shirts as it is. Damn your comfortable, well fitting, quality US made textiles!
UN-AUTHENTIC TITTIEZ.
i think everyone can agree I win. :)
@perfect alt breasts,
r ur breasts ALTered??
fact: they are not alt breasts if they are big
yall are too gai to notice that boobs are boobs and when you've got them in your hand you dont care
@serge, lyrics to a potential hip hop masterpiece, amirite?
In the second pic, where the hell is that nipple pointing? Who is her plastic surgeon? Marty Feldman?
First pic> tegan and sara mullet alt bites nip. hot.
Just wish my mainstream friends would "get" me like this blog
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