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[via lookbook]
If u have a relevant circle of friends in ur local alternative community, every1 knows some1 who has implemented the personal brand of Bob Dylan circa 1960/1970. U have 2 have curly brown hair 2 do this, so it's kinda like a 'gift from god' if ur able to pull it off. All u need is to be a lil bit skinnie and wear meaningful black sunglasses. Being a Bob Dylalt probably means that you aren't into anything that is too modern (art, music, recent cinema), and u enjoy being 'vintage' bc things used to be way more authentic back then.

I'm not even sure what Bob Dylan was all about. I think he was about 'authenticity' or something. Only heard like 1 of his songs about being 'like a Rolling Stones' but usually get him confused with Bruce Springsteen.

Didn't he h8 Andy Warhol cuz Warhol was 'too zany' and 'too modern' and 'didn't take the world srsly enuff' and Bob Dylan was kind of like the AnCo of the pre-internet era?

PLZ some1 help me. I don't know much about alternative history. wish there was a class about it at my local community college.

xx bonus Dylan Spawn Meme xx
Does n e 1 know if it is more authentic to be a WallflowerAlt than a BobDylalt?

[via driving home with 1 headlight]

Comments

cockboy's picture

bob dylan... he played heath ledger in that movie 'I'm not there (yall)', right?

sprkleboi's picture

@cockboy, lmfao mrry me?

tommy's picture

h8ed when he went "electro"
didn't he know that was just a 2k7/8 fad?

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jw's picture

Wish I had brown curly hair, y'all. God didn't smile upon me. Can't be a bob dylalt.

Maybe this is why i h8 life s0 much.

I feel like this wuz a srs breakthru 4 me.

anonymous's picture

@jw,

"g_d put a smile upon ur face"
--the coldplays

Mark's picture

this is so many doods in Philly right now...

JakeDaSnake's picture

didn't he have some song about Barry Obama? The times are a changin y'all.

Hannah's picture

@JakeDaSnake,

That was Bowie.

"Ch-ch-changes, just tryin to be a different man y'all."

tao's picture

ate a double fish filet, it 'sucks', no tartar sauce

dax jax's picture

As I mentioned in the comments section of another one of your posts several months ago: Bob Dylan invented alt.

lil ze''s picture

UC Santa Cruz: LIT 170R. Bob Dylan as Poet: From Folk Hero to Electric Messiah

http://reg.ucsc.edu/soc/aci/fall2005/ltel.html

Holls's picture

@lil ze',

Currently taking this class.

yesa's picture

@Holls, dylan is all over college courses

d's picture

shouldn't "altjew" be in the tags. represent.

thems's picture

haha you just defined one of my friends, hes even got the long curly brown hair

HGRD's picture

is the mars volt a bunch of bob dylalts?

Arat's picture

crls u r genius

thetruthyall's picture

those lookbookAlts are gonna eat you alive crls

jef's picture

d00d crls I dunno man, this alt might be a mars voltAlt (more specifically a cedric bixAlt) and not a bob dylAlt. guess the only difference between bob dylAlts and mars voltAlts is

a)latinAlts/pokemones with curly hair are always mars voltAlts by default
b) the amount of blow each Alt consumes

Joe's picture

music is so childish. please begin conceptualizing the art world. you're not worth your salt if you can't do that. proceed to post:

lawlcatz's picture

bob dylan vs. albert hammond, jr. mashup alt.

Learn to Read's picture

That kid looks like a Jonas Brother.

God Lookbook.nu is ruining fashion.

cold legs's picture

@Learn to Read, <3 u

до свидания's picture

sum times i wish i was a pretty girl and a qt boy like bobby zimmerman would <3 me.

P.S. <3 lookbook, h8 ppl bullying kids 4 puttin themselves out there.

wallflowerzzz's picture

damn jakob dylan = want him. now.

human after y&#039;all's picture

Crls!!!!! this is sooo00 me. 2 close 2 home y'all

everyone tells me that i look like bob dylan+mars volta [even jimmie morry]dood or just 'like a musician'

but i don't play n e instruments [bought an acoustic g-tar]

but then downloaded illegal copy of ableton live 7 - obviously i was inspired by the girlie talks/the just-teases/electro economie

i don't want
for things to get
'to0 conceptual'

h8 AnCo
<3 AnCo
miss u AnCo

miss u 2k7
miss u bangers
miss u electro

now
i only c
sad city lights

that remind
me of
simpler times
[& simple(r) minds]

xavier's picture

dylan= <3

evan's picture

you're a cult. it's nice.

anony's picture

Warhol was strung out on Adderall way before it was all the rage in elementary schools and college campuses.

sierra's picture

you all are stupid. bob dylan was much much more of that, he was a REVOLUTION.
you know, the rock revolution in the 60's and 70's?
oh right...you obviously don't know history as well.

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