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I Am Carles Returns with LIMITED EDISH VALENTINE'S DAY shirt. (11 comments) |
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Alexis Krauss shows off her BANGIN BOD in GQ Magazine. She truly is 'Sexi Lexi.' (15 comments) |
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Bon Iver sounds like dying indie rock on SNL, has mysterious HUGE black teenager in backing band (30 comments) |
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Pitchfork cyberbullies & slutshames Best Coast, calls her an 'inauthentic two-timing sell out panderer' (13 comments) |
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Tyler the Creator spotted bronoodling with 'this nigga' Kanye West. Are Big Thangs Poppin? (10 comments) |
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Lana Del Rey sells MAD albums, is officially RICH, FAMOUS, and SUCCESSFUL (12 comments) |
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LANAMANIA hits Los Angeles, frenzied fans begin sobbing in Lana Del Rey's presence (35 comments) |
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GRAPHIC PHOTO: Cults lead singer Brian Oblivion suffers severe 3rd degree burns to face (4 comments) |
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Introducing PRAYER WATCH 2K12 A CandleLight Vigil 4 Carles #pray4carles (24 comments) |
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"BUZZ BANDS" was a category on Jeopardy. Have BUZZ BANDS crossed over 2 the mnstrm? (14 comments) |
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Was M.I.A.'s Super Bowl flip off the first shameless slutwave marketing act in the post-LDR era? (27 comments) |
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Skrillex spotted bronoodling with nostalgic human meme Mr. Belding in relevant VIP section (4 comments) |
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Vampire Weekend was the HUGE indie winner of the Super Bowl commercial war (6 comments) |
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Lana Del Rey wears baseball cap, looks TOTALLY EFFING keut (7 comments) |
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When I grow up into the alt that I will one day be, I want to have a cut of hair in the shape of a spacious mixing bowl, with a well-defined plane of man bangs. (Sorry yall--still just trying 2 trendhunt a lot in 2k9. Not sure if I'm going to convert my progressive 1999 Caesar cut into a bowl cut just yet).
This bro is me.
This browl cut is me.
The bowl on my head is my hair.
These are my man bangs--they are functional
/// keeping the bowl out of my eyes.
/// and my metaphorical 'head' held 'high.'
XX BONUS PHOTOGRAPHER BRO XX
I am a photographer bro
in a sea of alts
Searching for
meaningful images
to capture 4evr
While I don't believe in G-d
or an afterlife
I kind of believe in souls
because I capture something when I take pictures
Learned how to hack the web
and build a site
that is web 1.0
making it more authentic than web 2.0 bullshit
These are my dreams
to one day become a relevant photographer
for magazines
and blogs
and nightlife
and life
and pix of my bffs
with a valuable site
that people fly me to 'cover'
In 10 years, you will look back on my website
and it will be kind of like a relevant cultural museum
kinda like
the graveyard that is myspace
Comments
Headbands are so 2k8.5.
Decorative pashminas will be big in 2k9.125
@Herpesterrunnoff,
But weren't pashminas so 2k7.2?
@alt-oid, my mom has spent all christmas talking about pasminas. what does that mean?i didnt even know about them before. Are they like big palestinian scarfs?
@PYTITZ,
Pashmina is a type of silk. It's Indian, not palestinian. They were big here in Toronto last winter.
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@pooponyoursoul, LOLS 4 DAYS, POYS
@pooponyoursoul, thank you
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Thanks from my side also
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what will be the new social networking site of 2k9 yall?
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First?
Thought the blondie in the first photo was that gossip chick. Not so alt, I know. =[
YR SUCH A FGGT CRLS. h8 U!
@YR A FG,
yeah we're all FGGTs,
FGGT big in 2k9?
@hagrid, pffft, why not. go for it
is there srsly a domino's pizza ad on HRO
@jz, duh, grl...part of the pizza alt nvr dies
@jz, I'm sure it's their purely for ironic purposes... at least that's what carles wants you to think.
I'm all about the interesting haircuts... but but, this is just awful.
@Devin Ritchie, And is was also awful in the early 2k's when everyone's little brother thought they were cool.
Camera brow tucking his upper lip into his gums?
lip tucking big in 2k9.0?
Girl on left still going as Courtney Love for Halloween [via everyday]? Girl on right needs bigger mouth: current model not big enough to hold all her lil alt smilez//teeth
Like AnimCo...never really used to drink sparks [via thinking about it while just getting vodka to pour in strange moufs], but I miss it after yall.
please. make it stop. just... please... 2k9 can be whatever it is but please leave it alone. :[[[
I hope u dont get a browlcut, carless. I like to imagine ur a rly attractive blogger, plz dont ruin it 4 me.
did ne1 else see the superhighway thingg??!?!?!?!??!1?!!!1
lol i mite be abit far behind
"the graveyard that is myspace"
that was beautiful.
i had a bowl cut when i was a little kid...
Tiny Tim needs a haircut. Holla back about the pashminas though. That's the new "in."
FUKTRENDZ U MAINSTRMR BTCHZ ////too alt 4 u <3/ <3/33//3////// / 3//3/ /////// / / / // /////
wow.
i'm so wet from your poem
it's like you took an advanced writer's craft course at devry before it was everest institute and you graduated at the top of your class
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@mordecai, I saw the pic and I instantly thought "oh PLEASE write about camera bro..." great post.
penis haircut is penis-like
Love the bowl kut, had one when i was 5.
OMG crls what teh fuck is this american apy ad to the right with the hairy ugly plain fced guy gaying up in the shower?!
@muckymouse
wtf is with that one thats just a naked fucking girl, sleazy fuckheads
@bdfbadga, i have no problem with nakedness, guys or ladies, it's taht the guy looks like a retarded mook, especially in the frame where he's pressing his open mouth against the transparent pink fabric like he's sucking an invisible dick. The naked girl is doing no such things.
big in 2k9: never taking your amappy off, even in shower
@beard, Isn't that some mormon thing....
what a meaningful bro. he probably <3s expressing himself thru photos
Fawk you. I have bowl cut bangs and I pull them off because I am a mod, not a dumb modern 21 century "hipster" go listen to your noise rock, you avant-garde little artist you, while drinking your PBR!
As a hairdresser i just want to everyone to say NO to the browl cut
@Steve, You could take a stand and just not do them.
@anony, never do them, they get kicked out of my chair
this post was like poetry but i enjoyed reading it.
Ultimate LOLZ...I met the browl cut bro tonight!
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