In a previous post, I asked the yalls who this bro looked like. I didn’t know the answer, but yall provided me with some solutions.
Not sure which 1. Plz help me figure out–thinking about taking the pictures to Kinkos to blowup 2 poster size so that I can have a vague altJew chillin on my wall 2 ’start conversations’ [via my dorm room].
WHO DOES THE BRO LOOK LIKE?
A) Dave 1 from the Chromeos
B) Marc “King of the Twinks” Jacobs
C) Dov Charney, CEO + CFO + CTO + CMO of Am Appy Clothing & Fun Lifestyle Corporation
D) Star of the Royal TenenAquatic/Earth Girls are EZ, Jeff Goldblum
E) Choose.Your.Own.Response
Is this a sign that 2k9 is ‘the year of the AltJew’?
2k8 was the year of the ___.
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year of the pokemones
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//////////Reply by adamson
//////////Posted January 8th, 2009 at 1:33 am
@pokemones, damn straight…
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D)
Just look at him.
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is Dov Charney a real child predator? creepy.
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year of the AltJew. i dig it. jews are definitely “in”.
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he looks like CRLS
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he really looks like a French TV presenter named Arthur, if he had glasses
http://www.gala.fr/var/gal/storage/images/les_stars/leurs_bio/arthur/images/arthur/216789-1-fre-FR/arthur_reference.jpg
or
http://tvmag.tvimg.partner-tvmag.net/ImCon/Thematique/109/photo/345/arthur_0008_arthur09.jpg
Arthur is or used to be married to French model Estelle Lefébure / Hallyday
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tangent>>> the only thing to make weezy more alt is if he were an alt-j.
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Jeff! Jeff Goldblum.
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//////////Reply by mainstreamer
//////////Posted January 7th, 2009 at 8:45 pm
yes. this
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//////////Reply by escher dashiki
//////////Posted January 8th, 2009 at 10:04 am
@mainstreamer, all the way. god, that image of dov makes my sphincter tense up.
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Still thinking about if its rly the Yr of the altJew…
Could bring some religgy coexistence btween all the different altChoose.Ur.Own.Belief.Systems
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//////////Reply by zippy
//////////Posted January 8th, 2009 at 3:25 am
@jose speaks:, HA^2
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Dave 1
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altJews can’t become too popular with all this beef raging over there…hipsters are en vogue with the underdogs, no doubt
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2k9 is the year of child predator glasses
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//////////Reply by anonymous
//////////Posted January 7th, 2009 at 7:53 pm
@kanye, that was sooooo 2k8
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//////////Reply by Adam West
//////////Posted January 7th, 2009 at 8:06 pm
@anonymous, 2k8 Year of the Child Pred Glasses?
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sean penn + james franco + emile hirsch = AltJews in milk?
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//////////Reply by d
//////////Posted January 8th, 2009 at 12:05 am
@milkman, yea they were mosdef altjews
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http://www.slashfilm.com/wp/wp-content/images/milkemile.jpg
–> regarding previous comment
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Y do u tlk this way? get your own gimmick
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Dave 1 fo sho
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Hands down, David Macklovitch, yall
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//////////Reply by juliyana
//////////Posted January 8th, 2009 at 1:52 am
@alt-oid,
HELLZ ye-uh.
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A) is hot.
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Jeff Goldblum. Definitely.
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luv AltJews, luv goldblum.
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would you pretend to be a jew (if you aren’t already) if 2k9 was indeed the year of the alt jew?
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//////////Reply by tommy yorke
//////////Posted January 7th, 2009 at 10:01 pm
@jennifer, yes
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//////////Reply by Gordon Is A Moron
//////////Posted January 7th, 2009 at 10:50 pm
would you pretend to be ghey to get tugjobs?
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//////////Reply by jennifer
//////////Posted January 8th, 2009 at 12:05 am
@Gordon Is A Moron,
idk i am a girl. hard 2 say unless i put myself in some1 else’s shoes.
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boring post
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I’m going to start a band, and they will be called the fluxblogs
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it is OBVIOUSLY jeff goldblum
no question
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its the year of the moslim yall, JEWBROS are too “bushy” if you know what I mean, arabs are all hussein like barry.
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I think I saw Dovy on America’s Most Wanted as a child abductor, yall.
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i still say it looks like erol alkan
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Defo Jurrasic Goldparks
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He looks most like A).
And I don’t think it’s a year for the AltJew, sorry to say. This is why, Babs Streisand and the rest of the Jewish elite wanted a Leftist Liberal and they got one, but he won’t be a strong supporter of Isreal. And now the elite media is bashing Isreal and Anti-Semitism is running rampant on the internet.
The U.S. is very Jew friendly, but in Europe…….and who know why, but they are bigoted mofos over there. Their anti-Semitism is unbelievable…..maybe, in part, because they’re over run with Muslims.
It’s a problem of demographics and we’re all losing.
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//////////Reply by alterator
//////////Posted January 7th, 2009 at 11:45 pm
@AltCauc,
“Their anti-Semitism is unbelievable…..maybe, in part, because they’re over run with Muslims.
It’s a problem of demographics and we’re all losing.”
sweet anti-rag slip jewbro.
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BTW, I’d almost do Dave 1 of the Chromeos. I don’t know. I’ll happily swing MexiAlt, AZN, some Cauc, but the real Middle Eastern look…..ok, I’d do him, just to see him bottoming and digging it.
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SO CRLS I HEAR U LIEK MUDKIPZ?
2k10 WILL DEF B THE YR OF THE MUDKIP
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can we see some keut jewishAlt titties soon? then i will put them on my wall 2 start conversations, making the jewishAlts more comfortable “gettin nekkid”.
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CARLES’s pacing of posts is genius. he puts up this guy a few days ago then follows with a post introducing the altjew then makes a post that ties this guy into the altjew and proclaims it year of the altjew and everyone agrees. we are all puppets in the CARLES show.
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//////////Reply by zakawee
//////////Posted January 8th, 2009 at 12:29 am
@d, that was a good movie bro
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//////////Reply by zippy
//////////Posted January 8th, 2009 at 3:32 am
@zakawee; @d : U2 IS GOOD MOVIE BROS
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D) Jeff Goldblum
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you have to pick this guy apart. his eyes and expression are def goldblum. facial hair is dov’s, etc.
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vincent gallo in buffalo ‘66
after he eats cristi ricci
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god crls, just let him be his own self.
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Dov Charney in Mr. Roger’s sweater collection.
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for the 3rd post regarding this brotherjew, you should start a “wtf is/guess his age 4 chillies giftcards” gimmick b/c frankly im lost on that one & need enlightenment via crles fanbase.
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D)
APPLE COMPUTERS
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girltalks is the year of the 2k9s
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for sure dov. he is the sex. i say so because if i was an am appy model id take his sex as compensation. its the kind of alt.jew.bro sex that makes you feel sexy and authentic.
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looks like DJ MEHDI!
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2k8 was the year of the altbag/aznbro.
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//////////Reply by anonymous
//////////Posted January 8th, 2009 at 3:35 pm
@qshi, and now is the downing of the altjew!
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//////////Reply by anonymous
//////////Posted January 8th, 2009 at 3:36 pm
@anonymous, dawning* wooops
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2009 is the year of the AltMo
Alt+seal clubbing=AltMo
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break my dick off its GOLDBLUM!
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He was a partly-indian Goldblum bro.
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Dave1 from Chromeo
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Steve Goldberg, of Steve Goldberg and the Arch Enemies. Google it.
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a bit late but he looks like ali hassan salameh
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