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Have yall met Pitchfork Media's new Senior Writers?


I have really been enjoying the rebranding of Pitchfork Media. I used 2 h8 them for 'being ghey' and other arguments like that, but now I think I can really identify with them. Glad that they got 'a new tone' that appeals to the snarky demographic/the 'too cultured and above mainstream bullshit demographic.' Hope p4k is paying these bros at least $15 /hr, or $100/review, or $30/meme.

Glad that they decided 2 review the latest AnCo album [via Vlog] instead of the traditional review. Happie that they invested in p4k.tv. Feel closer 2 them. Feel like they are making social media that matches my attention span + mental capacity.

Do yall agree with the vlog review, or are they 'teens having 2 much fun with a Macbook'?
What's the difference between a 'tween' and a 'teen'?
Whose opinion is more authentic: a fan, a tween, a teen, a music writer, a music blogger, a vlogger, a magazine critic, or God's?

"What is the future of music journalism?" - the Hipster Runoffs, 2k8

Comments

yeyObama's picture

A tween's opinion is more than enough for me!

anony's picture

@yeyObama, no shit. your so cool for putting up a vlog and bashing anco with no argument at all. at least the alt kids are intelligent and way above such overt immaturity despite their inexperience.

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Chris's picture

you had me at "more like gheys eyez"

anony's picture

@Chris, I haven't heard such poignant commentary since jr. high.

EVANBITCH's picture

waddup this is just 3 kids being real

anony's picture

@EVANBITCH, see, maybe I can't tell. Is that what they really think or are they bashing anco because of their rising popularity? There is nothing wrong with coming out and saying it's just not your thing but there is nothing of substance here. Tell us why the music isn't doing it for you.

Nikkus's picture

These guys were right on the money, I especially agree with Charles.

Animal Collective might as well be touring with Nickelback.

SilverTell's picture

@Nikkus, lol

Lukas's picture

those are some rly insightful bros, p4k.tv really needs to give them a show... way more authentic than "Juan's basement".

James Steweart's picture

@Lukas,
come on did u see the deerhoof pretty nicee

anony's picture

@Lukas, I like Juan's Basement but Juan is so boring... but he is authentic so that wins out. And while were on the subject is there anywhere good that archives GOOD COPIES of Juan's Basement shows?... seems they are scattered around the inter webs and quality is horrible on many.

James Steweart's picture

@anony,
on the pitchfork.tv site theres all the older ones. click around the shows area. tru juan is just a duder, he should be more animated? like matt pinfield circa fat? but still the deerhoof is amazing amaaazing

jz's picture

Charles = CRLZ??

"he's legit but just the song wasn't that legit, i mean it was pretty legit but not you know..."

SilverTell's picture

@jz, i was thinking the same.

I was also thinking the same when I was watching Bad Brilliance concept videos on YouTube.

1890's's picture

h8 successful bands s0 much

al's picture

YouTube username = PidgenOff

P4k Editor in Chief = Plagenhoef

I THINK CRLS IS ONTO SOMETHING

tokyotapes's picture

$30/meme? not in this meme economy.

jimmy's picture

think they need to get over themselves. think the new AnCo is great. they think its cool to be above things that are successful. think they are looking into this way too much. think it is just good music that can be listened to and enjoyed when needed.

anony's picture

@jimmy, yes, yes and yes. Except we all think that.... at least make some kind of argument why. Lots of people and critics LOVE coldplay....

MOIZ's picture

HAHAH THESE KIDS ARE SO ADORABLE I WANT TO LET THEM SLEEP IN MY BEDFORD L STOP APARTMENT FOR FREE FOR THREE AND A HALF WEEKS

PidgenOff's picture

@MOIZ, In the immortal words of the voice of our generation, Carrie Bradshaw,...Please don't make me go to brooklyn

anony's picture

@MOIZ, that's kind of wrong.... but if they had a decent level of intelligence/musical taste then I wouldn't mind skooling them.

kidzonaholiday crew's picture

we appreciate you (most of u) liking it

also i must say its surreal to go to this website a lot and then be featured on it

very honoring, i feel like we have 'made it'

also 2 the person who says we can sleep over at their place

r u a girl?

that sounds up our alley a bit

much love

<3 kids on a holiday

um's picture

@kidzonaholiday crew,

u 'go to this website a lot' & yet ur honored 2 b 'featured on it' ? does not compute, yall.

sarcasmo's picture

@um,

obviously its a great honor to be "featured" on HRO and isn't embarassing or life-ruining at all...

right guys?

anony's picture

@sarcasmo, yeah actually it is embarrassing that people know you read HRO..... of course I only read it for the articles.

Charles THE CAT's picture

@sarcasmo, I have never once admitted to anyone that I read HRO... kinda ashamed ya'll...

cold legs's picture

@kidzonaholiday crew, i didn't kno they were on the tyras show.

yall made my lyfe crash b4 my eyes, yall

</3

May's picture

@kidzonaholiday crew,

"Made it"? Moar lik sold out, amirite?

sghsfjhjk's picture

@kidzonaholiday crew,

you fggtz worship crls, i seen a vid where you do a tribute to him,. i expect this will only encourage your shameless anco worship aswell...

kidzonaholiday? more like kidzonaholiGAY!!!!

i always win's picture

@kidzonaholiday crew, you are clueless brobags

до свидания's picture

@kidzonaholiday crew,

i could take all u bros in a fight and i weigh 90 pounds.

Anoneeeemuce's picture

@до свидания, let me get the one on the right.

eight arms's picture

@kidzonaholiday crew,

name brand musical equiptment

KILLKILLKILL's picture

@kidzonaholiday crew,

PRE-ALGEBRA Y'ALL BEST GET TO STUDY-IN THEM HIPPIDY HOPPY DISTRIBUTIVE PROPERTY

Nikkus's picture

where can i get this video on dvd?

bro's picture

lol dandy stick man

bro's picture

white kids lol

Baguette's picture

Fucking hated that

anony's picture

@Baguette, I could have been sooo much worse... and has in the past.

paul's picture

Lion in a coma? More like Lying in a coma.

May's picture

The bro on the left is especially convincing/deep.

TAMZ-E's picture

the dark and handsome one in the middle with the alaska shirt has stolen my heart.

Super Awesome Guy's picture

I would respect it if they didn't like it for valid reasons... but the fact that douches listen to it or that it is at best buy is not a very "legit" reason for not liking an album... plus weren't they guys in diapers when Deakin was in the band?

anony's picture

@Super Awesome Guy, And the music selection of best buy varies greatly depending on the location demographic... I guarantee you I won't find vinyl at mine. I couldn't even get a best of 07 indie CD at best buy christmas eve... they could order it for me but didn't even stalk it.

me's picture

I want to be the one to give them their first 8ball

lawlcatz's picture

Kids On a Holiday= MARRIAGE MATERIAL.
Totally agreed, kids.
Y'all rule

avid_ajaxx's picture

sold out?? kewl radioheads shirt from hot topic fggt. maybe id respect ur thoughts more if u had an estd personal brand.

azn bboi's picture

hey i think the black one is dumb and the radiohead one is gay

panchizzy's picture

Great find.

Lol at "More like I wish I was lyin' in a coma!"

They totally made a joke about the joke in the song title, using the joke itself! Absolutely meta.

kyle's picture

makin fun of my sexy hollister shit? i'ma beat you guys up after school because of this vid you little btches.

Tuggler's picture

these 3 br0s vs. 3 blipsters who would win?

bebop's picture

wanna be blipsters.
its not alt to hate AnCo. its only alt to appreciate
it more then the loser hollister mainstreamers ever could.

anony's picture

@bebop, Hate is strong word... I'm much too apathetic for it... their are bands I respect more than others but hate? I'm not really a big anco fan at all but you KNOW this isn't a 1.5 album.

bebop's picture

@anony,
totes agree with ya. but not sure exactly what you're sayin.
i def dont hate anco but it seems as if these kiddies do.

disliked alot of MPP first listen, dig it now.. cept for bluish.
meh.

anony's picture

@mstrcnt, this video says absolutely nothing about them. It does add evidence to the theory of gang mentality. I would like to know what they each really think on their own.

XavierDeRosnay's picture

"snake em dude!"

KidzonaholiGAY's picture

Wish these tweens would do a review of an album that hasn't already been done to death... would be interesting to see them do an actual review instead of just repeating facts that everyone knows/coming up with VERY witty songtitles... bet these kids have horrible taste... probably just downloaded "In the Aeroplane Over the Sea" last night along with "Kid A" and "Funeral".

anony's picture

@KidzonaholiGAY, I can't wait to see the "Kid A" review "More like everything in the WRONG Place... more like morning hell".... I give it a 1.2 which for the record is slightly lower than our AOL 9.0 album review.

kekeke's picture

SO EMBARRASSING TO BE A TEEN YALL.

s000 glad my parents didn't buy me a webcam when i was 15...

F's picture

"Daily Routine:Its a legit song.Pandabear made it"

i laughed so fucking hard

hmm's picture

@F,

i'll bet you did...

i believe whats going on here is these kids just made a bunch of fake posts to boost themselves up, pathetic fggtz

anonzarelli's picture

how many of these posts do you think are these kids vicariously patting themselves on the back

angry psycho guy's picture

@anonzarelli,

lol i was going to say the same thing...

way too many positive comments on such a disgustin g, fggty video. if i met these kids in person i would rape them until they died of blood loss.

Pitchfork's picture

Kids on a Holiday- "Episode 6 (MPP Review)":

2.4

HRO Commenters- "Review of Kids on a Holiday Episode 6 (MPP Review)"

8.7

xavier's picture

these guys are dumbasses

targetprodbro's picture

these bros are too legit to quit

Chris's picture

Is all the talk about being above mainstream serious talk or is it some sort of tongue in cheek, poking-fun type thing whereby people identify themselves as being not-what others are? Cuz if by nature you're merely not what others are then you're not anything. So i guess in that case it would make you un-brandable and free from being labeled. but at the same time there seems to be a lot of identification on the part of hipsters with low v-necks, tight jeans, white framed sunglasses, scruffy beards, shaggy hair and electro music...etc etc. So in essence the struggle to be different is reduced to buying into a whole new set of pre-determined socially mandated behaviors and costumes. This whole hipster really confuses me. I guess that makes me an alt meme or something?

-guy who really wishes he was hip

dave's picture

what about 'Taste'?

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