Hello,
My name is Sanjay, Director of IT, Finance, and HR for the Hipster Runoff Web Company Network. Please excuse some of the recent slowness. With the recent surge of mainstreamers interested in reading about Animal Collective and a recent boost in ad money from Pizza+Fashion based sponsors, we have been experiencing some network overages.
Fortunately, our team is hard at work repairing the issues. You might even already be familiar with our team. Due to ‘the economy’, we have been using ‘the economy’ as an opportunity to lay off workers who spend all day pretending to work and reading blogs on the internet.
We are using the savings to open up new facilities which will help us to produce 3dimensional content, and new social experiments.
In 2k9, we will roll out a Team of Outsourced Meme Generators. We hope that after they read every single HRO post, they will be able to ‘replicate Carles.’. It is our goal to cut out Carles from the Runoff, and make the memes appeal to a wider audience. Carles has been demanding a pay raise, and was considering putting a ‘donate 2 me, yall!’ paypal button in the overcrowded sidebar.
This is TEAM MEME [Beta].
If you ever experience any outages in HRO service, please contact Technical Support. If you are interested in joining Team Meme, please contact us. We are actively seeking Meme Generators.
Thanks for your continued interest in HIPSTER RUNOFF. As we continue to make this formerly ‘authentic alt’ website more mainstream, we appreciate your transition to ‘mainstream’ status as well. We had a good run. Thanks for the memories. We are also considering a layout change and usage of the font COMIC SANS or ‘The Times of the New Roman Empire.’
Thanks,
Dr. Sanjay Gupta
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30 Comments
ye i dont like carles n e more. hes a FGGT n hes also ghey. i need punjab’s social commntary and written lingo 2 blatntly steal from yall.
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bwahahahaha oh carles
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try to alienate more people, keep hro legit, to its roots, authentic.
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//////////Reply by v
//////////Posted January 15th, 2009 at 3:35 pm
authentic-core
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Hack the planet
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//////////Reply by mstrcnt
//////////Posted January 15th, 2009 at 4:59 pm
lol well said. I think Carles should post on cyber-punk alts stuck in a mid 90s purgatory. The bro at ur local coffee shop in a duster watching anime on his laptop like its going out of style…cuz it has.
does ne one remember sandra bullock’s ‘95 epic ‘The Net’. ?…”her driver’s license. her credit cards. her bank accounts. Her identity. DELETED.”
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//////////Reply by 1990neverforever
//////////Posted January 15th, 2009 at 5:51 pm
FYI, alright man, you can sit at home, and do
like absolutely nothing and…
…and your name goes through like seventeen
computers a day. 1984, yeah right man, that’s a typo. Orwell’s here and now, he’s living
large. We have no names, man, no names. We
are nameless. Can I score a fry? Thanks.
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//////////Reply by terry fuckwit
//////////Posted January 15th, 2009 at 7:15 pm
woah, you read THE WHOLE of 1984? wowsies, u must be totally kleva or whatevz.
//////////Reply by mstrcnt
//////////Posted January 16th, 2009 at 12:01 am
@1990neverforever,
CEREAL!
//////////Reply by CogInSystem
//////////Posted January 16th, 2009 at 5:50 pm
@1990neverforever,
as in Fruit Loops
lololol
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wasnt funny
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//////////Reply by dax jax
//////////Posted January 15th, 2009 at 2:50 pm
was too
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//////////Reply by naNa
//////////Posted January 15th, 2009 at 6:06 pm
what happened to the “@dax jax” replies…. now its just “dax jax reply”
i dont like change
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//////////Reply by Boosh
//////////Posted January 15th, 2009 at 7:14 pm
@naNa, we shall resist
//////////Reply by Carles
//////////Posted January 15th, 2009 at 7:25 pm
@naNa,
This is carles
crls is the meme economy
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KRLS M^RX?
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And so the meme war has begun
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ur dead, gupta
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//////////Reply by Carles
//////////Posted January 15th, 2009 at 7:20 pm
hey
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Comic Sans? GRREAT IDEA!
What about putting a tiled cloudy GIF as background?
That would kick arse
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i <3 dr gupta. i dont really get this though.
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OMG CRLS that 2nd font under the indian dude isnt Helvetica !!!
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//////////Reply by eedit
//////////Posted January 15th, 2009 at 6:39 pm
It’s the totally overvalued Verdana isn’t it?
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//////////Reply by Arat
//////////Posted January 15th, 2009 at 7:21 pm
I think it may be Tahoma…and the one underneath is Futura. What is HRO coming to/what is CRLS doing/what is the HRO tech crew doing to our jpgs?
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Funniest one since GNO.
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Agreesies on the over-crowded side-bar.
Would like to contribute to Team Meme, but I am not Indian—nor do I reside in India. However, it is so mainstream to outsource to India these days, that you are better off going with me. I live in Stockholm … which is Scandinavian for alt2thamax!!11
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just going through the motions now i see
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is this all a social experiment? please dont change. we notice the little things. carles did u get a real job?
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i am to self aware to visit this site anymore
last comment
deleted bookmark
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Carles is probs just on vacay in Bali. Does Sanjay have a brother? Getting sick of Girls.Night.Out.
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yall r entry lvl’s, get the fuck off my blog
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//////////Reply by lovem
//////////Posted January 15th, 2009 at 9:30 pm
@Carles,
shouldn’t have gotten ur own radio show // blogged about what mnstrmrs find funny
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Heh. Wow. Lies and racism… all in one post.
CARLES, SHE IS ANGREH!!!!!
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ur silly crls.
u shld stp h8ing n strt prtcptng. fur realz.
<3 ya!
Keep it kooky!
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Okay, HRO officially has more ads than http://www.hipsterwave.com …GOT DAMN!
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//////////Reply by again???
//////////Posted January 16th, 2009 at 4:32 am
@Kids Like Skyscraper, you are the most unaware blogger on the internet. more clueless than flamingtaco…
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//////////Reply by DavidESugar
//////////Posted January 17th, 2009 at 9:23 am
@Kids Like Skyscraper
give it up. your Alexa ranking speaks for itself – you don’t have one. YOU DON’T GET ANY TRAFFIC BECAUSE YOUR SHITTY BLOG SUX. “We’re Recreating Culture. Every day.” WTF!????
Everytime you post a link to your SHITTY blog we are going to rip shit out of you.. so WHY ARE YOU EVEN BOTHERING? EVERYBODY HATES YOU!!???? ARE YOU AN EMOTIONLESS ROBOT? ARE YOU DELUDED? WHAT’S THE DEAL YALL?
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Be nice to ntry lvlrs. at least theyre trying. mainstreamers are vampires but vampires HAVE MONEYS, let them come and patronize advertizerz.
Not to be suckin ur dick crls, but I like the new commenting format. Give sanjay a tug and a wink for me? say, “u kno why.”
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also, if poppa Jonz calls, accept ad dealz. dominos is kind of Ellios-core
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NONE OF THIS SITE IS IN HELVETICA
it’s all Arial
seriously. compare the Rs
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//////////Reply by BLACK people
//////////Posted January 16th, 2009 at 1:10 am
@tttttt, i know right? i was going to correct them but i am too fucking awesome.
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If I <3 Carles, do I really <3 Carles or just his personal brand?
Does <3′ing sumting I don;t even know make my personality less authentic, or more of an entry-lvl alt?
w/e, I’m gonna go read more p4k and find things to put on my mp3player (iphone) so I feel better abt who I am and what I represent. I’m not even joking, yall.
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Carles r u havin a “mixed episode”?? :/
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sanjay gupta is going to push codex alimentarius to the ppl who think they are “progressive” for watching cnn. barry obama’s new right hand man in the war against the “volk.” am i the only one in touch with reality?
-djstepdadjeans
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slumaltbag millionaire
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