[VIA HELLOOKS]
So this is the new year,
and I don’t feel any different.
I am the ringmaster,
in a world of zany zaniness.
This world is like a circus
kinda like the Britt Spears song/album
and I am in the middle
and every1 is looking @ me
and things are crazie
Circuses are metaphors
for when
the world
getz 2 zany 2 handle
and the whole world
is watching
(me)
I want the whole world
2 watch me
bc my prsnl brnd
is worth watching
What will I do next?
What will I wear next?
What will I say next?
What will I be next?
This was a poem that I wrote to support uniforms + dress codes in public school.
XX BONUS FOREST ALT XX
This bro lives in the forest, free from society, and free from design/fashion norms. His life is simple, yet conceptual, and he has a clearer state of mind than you.
[via lookbook]
In 2k8, there was the electro jungle, populated by entry levels in Am Appy headbands + neon/Afrikan leggings & altbros in oversized graphic print tees. Now that we live in a less-electro era, we will venture into the Conceptual Forest. In this forest, we can hear songs more conceptual, open-ended songs. The Conceptual Forest is an incubator for authentic expression and progressive techniques of recording sounds.
In the Conceptual Forest, our minds are free, and we seek ‘meaning’ that we cannot find in a major metropolitan area. We are alone in this Conceptual Forest, allowing us to get in touch with who we truly are.
Will u leave a major metropolitan area 2 find urself [via the Conceptual Forest] in 2k9? (At least maybe take a weekend trip?)
/// We are living in a Post-Merriweather Post Pavilion World
/// And I am a Conceptual Bro
26 Comments
i’m trying to work out if the forest guy is wearing a one piece jumpsuit or not…
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//////////Reply by m
//////////Posted January 13th, 2009 at 11:32 am
@Boosh,
Yeah, it’s between that or a sweater set for me.
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You are so naive. Grow up. Talk about something important.
I think this quote from your page sums you up:
“I ♥ my mom. (She just added funds to my bank account + replaced my iPhone). …. But maybe I had a bad childhood. And I resent my parents.”
Do you see how childish you look? Sorry to be the bearer of bad news…but you look ridiculous.
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//////////Reply by mark
//////////Posted January 12th, 2009 at 1:34 pm
@Matthew Gibson, you look ridiculous
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//////////Reply by Matthew Gibson
//////////Posted January 13th, 2009 at 6:02 pm
@mark, yo momma look ridiculous, what now b?
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted January 13th, 2009 at 1:53 am
@Matthew Gibson, I’m tired of telling people they don’t “get” HRO. There must be a better way to do this.
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//////////Reply by Matthew Gibson
//////////Posted January 13th, 2009 at 6:00 pm
@anony,
if this whole page is a joke perhaps you could try making it funny???
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//////////Reply by 69
//////////Posted January 13th, 2009 at 6:29 am
@Matthew Gibson,
“Talk about something important”
you’re telling me a forestbro is not important???
who looks ridiculous now?
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//////////Reply by Matthew Gibson
//////////Posted January 13th, 2009 at 6:03 pm
@69, i will defecate all up in ya mout
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YES! Please leave Brooklyn and go back to the sticks in the Mid-West where u came from, cause real New Yorkers don’t want you there anymore. You’ve managed to gentrify a truly authentic borough and triple rent. Tell me, is it worth 3 grand a month to live in a closet, just to be cliche and tell everyone ur from fggy Filliamsburg? But I guess its not that much when ur parents pay for half..
Brooklyn is no longer authentic. You can go back to Ohio now. Douches
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//////////Reply by Grandma Death
//////////Posted January 12th, 2009 at 6:13 pm
@yes please leave,
Brooklyn hasn’t been authentic since the Dodgers peaced out in 57, stop being so dramatic!
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post more kanye west approved jeeeewstech house!
http://www.kanyeuniversecity.com/blog/index.php?em3106=219565_-1__0_~0_-1_1_2009_0_0&eM=
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WHERE CAN U FIND A HOUSE LIKE THIS IT REPRESENT, VERY RELIGIOUS HA! :) I WOULD LIKE TO LEAVE IN 1 OF THIS :) I LOVE CROSS REMINDS ME BACK IN THE DAYS I USE TO WEAR CROSS, I GOT FR THE PHILIPPINES, HE GOT AN IDEA WAT HE WANTS TO HAVE HIS TATOODED DONE AROUND HIS BODY :) MISSES THE OLD TIME SAKE
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please xm can this douchebag poseur please!!! yes please leave is right — I live 2 thousand miles away I want you out of Williamsburg — that’s how much you ruin all you touch with your desperation to not be your “mainstream” self. Fuck Off!
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//////////Reply by walnut
//////////Posted January 12th, 2009 at 1:36 pm
@Macademia, u dumb
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is the first pic rainn wilson?
s0 confused!
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//////////Reply by naNa
//////////Posted January 12th, 2009 at 2:05 pm
@djstepdadjeans, dont know but he is creepy as f*ck. i dont like it when people with walking canes look at me like that
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted January 13th, 2009 at 1:56 am
@naNa, That is the single most disturbing picture to ever be posted on HRO…. in fact it may be the most disturbing on the interweb and believe me I have seen a lot.
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oh my
lots of people h8 HRO
i still think you’re brill*ant crls :(
sux when entry lvlrs/mnstrm stumble upon something they know nothing abt
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I don’t the mind the music you are playing on your show..but shut up -shut up-shut up!!! I can’t stand it!!!
I’m not interested in anything you say, and it is just irritating the fuck out of me.
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unless this is all just a deliberate parody of hipsterism. in which case..good one.
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//////////Reply by alt-oid
//////////Posted January 12th, 2009 at 1:50 pm
@Giselle, That’s exactly what HRO is.
But if you don’t like what you’re reading, don’t come here in the first place.
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More forest alts!!!
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i don’t like this new ac concept..music is sposed to fun yall! Like clothes..like the retro era..FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN..let’s have some fun!
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted January 13th, 2009 at 1:59 am
@2hawt4u, Music should be no more than 30% fun… the rest should be a combination of authentic and conceptual.
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Advice:
Stop making like 3243245 posts a day. When you made like… 1 post every 2 days you were soso lol, now the commentary is blah…
More quality less psudeo-lol-posts!!!
still luv u, just some advice from a loyal follower :)
-concerned HRO fan
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//////////Reply by d
//////////Posted January 12th, 2009 at 2:51 pm
@concerned HRO reader,
i like the multiple posts per day. very entertaining.
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//////////Reply by yazmin
//////////Posted January 12th, 2009 at 7:30 pm
@d, I agree! POST MORE POSTS PER DAY!
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A FOREST=A BUILDING BLOCK FOR EMO SONGS…
again and again and again
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Can u please shut the fuck up AC!
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//////////Reply by Anononymous
//////////Posted January 12th, 2009 at 4:25 pm
@Anononymous, shut the fuck up about*
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POST MORE FOREST ALTZ
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//////////Reply by fgt1994
//////////Posted January 12th, 2009 at 4:36 pm
@ben, we need more forest alts!!!
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zany ringmaster alt needs his ass kicked. pronto.
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america’s #1 rc helicopter shop.
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If the alts start wearing top hats in “2k9″; I’m “going to feel as if my personal brand had been seriously violated!”.
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arent top hats like 1.8k63? via abby linkin?
cant touch a classic–assassination will always be hip
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lol @ oreskaband
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i’m avey tare of popular band animal collective, and even i think that forrest dude is a total faglord
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//////////Reply by d
//////////Posted January 12th, 2009 at 9:13 pm
@avey tare, imposter
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OMG, that pogh little ringmaster gots the scurvy, sooo young, soooooo traggicalt, no1 will ever understand his/her angst..didn’t get his chili’s RDA…cruel world
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http://www.pukepartyblog.com
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is that billy corgan [via tonight tonight]
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Jesus Jones in the Taco Bell!
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