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I am the ringmaster.


[VIA HELLOOKS]
So this is the new year,
and I don’t feel any different.
I am the ringmaster,
in a world of zany zaniness.

This world is like a circus
kinda like the Britt Spears song/album
and I am in the middle
and every1 is looking @ me
and things are crazie

Circuses are metaphors
for when
the world
getz 2 zany 2 handle
and the whole world
is watching
(me)

I want the whole world
2 watch me
bc my prsnl brnd
is worth watching

What will I do next?
What will I wear next?
What will I say next?
What will I be next?

This was a poem that I wrote to support uniforms + dress codes in public school.


XX BONUS FOREST ALT XX

This bro lives in the forest, free from society, and free from design/fashion norms. His life is simple, yet conceptual, and he has a clearer state of mind than you.

[via lookbook]
In 2k8, there was the electro jungle, populated by entry levels in Am Appy headbands + neon/Afrikan leggings & altbros in oversized graphic print tees. Now that we live in a less-electro era, we will venture into the Conceptual Forest. In this forest, we can hear songs more conceptual, open-ended songs. The Conceptual Forest is an incubator for authentic expression and progressive techniques of recording sounds.

In the Conceptual Forest, our minds are free, and we seek ‘meaning’ that we cannot find in a major metropolitan area. We are alone in this Conceptual Forest, allowing us to get in touch with who we truly are.

Will u leave a major metropolitan area 2 find urself [via the Conceptual Forest] in 2k9? (At least maybe take a weekend trip?)

/// We are living in a Post-Merriweather Post Pavilion World
/// And I am a Conceptual Bro

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30 Comments

  1. Boosh
    Posted January 12, 2009 at 11:34 am | Permalink

    i’m trying to work out if the forest guy is wearing a one piece jumpsuit or not…

    Reply

    //////////Reply by m
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    @Boosh,

    Yeah, it’s between that or a sweater set for me.

    Reply

  2. Matthew Gibson
    Posted January 12, 2009 at 11:50 am | Permalink

    You are so naive. Grow up. Talk about something important.

    I think this quote from your page sums you up:

    “I ♥ my mom. (She just added funds to my bank account + replaced my iPhone). …. But maybe I had a bad childhood. And I resent my parents.”

    Do you see how childish you look? Sorry to be the bearer of bad news…but you look ridiculous.

    Reply

    //////////Reply by mark
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    @Matthew Gibson, you look ridiculous

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    //////////Reply by Matthew Gibson
    //////////Posted

    @mark, yo momma look ridiculous, what now b?

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    //////////Reply by anony
    //////////Posted

    @Matthew Gibson, I’m tired of telling people they don’t “get” HRO. There must be a better way to do this.

    Reply

    //////////Reply by Matthew Gibson
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    @anony,

    if this whole page is a joke perhaps you could try making it funny???

    Reply

    //////////Reply by 69
    //////////Posted

    @Matthew Gibson,
    “Talk about something important”
    you’re telling me a forestbro is not important???

    who looks ridiculous now?

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    //////////Reply by Matthew Gibson
    //////////Posted

    @69, i will defecate all up in ya mout

    Reply

  3. yes please leave
    Posted January 12, 2009 at 11:52 am | Permalink

    YES! Please leave Brooklyn and go back to the sticks in the Mid-West where u came from, cause real New Yorkers don’t want you there anymore. You’ve managed to gentrify a truly authentic borough and triple rent. Tell me, is it worth 3 grand a month to live in a closet, just to be cliche and tell everyone ur from fggy Filliamsburg? But I guess its not that much when ur parents pay for half..

    Brooklyn is no longer authentic. You can go back to Ohio now. Douches

    Reply

    //////////Reply by Grandma Death
    //////////Posted

    @yes please leave,

    Brooklyn hasn’t been authentic since the Dodgers peaced out in 57, stop being so dramatic!

    Reply

  4. Brendan
    Posted January 12, 2009 at 12:40 pm | Permalink

    post more kanye west approved jeeeewstech house!

    http://www.kanyeuniversecity.com/blog/index.php?em3106=219565_-1__0_~0_-1_1_2009_0_0&eM=

    Reply

  5. porsche911
    Posted January 12, 2009 at 12:59 pm | Permalink

    WHERE CAN U FIND A HOUSE LIKE THIS IT REPRESENT, VERY RELIGIOUS HA! :) I WOULD LIKE TO LEAVE IN 1 OF THIS :) I LOVE CROSS REMINDS ME BACK IN THE DAYS I USE TO WEAR CROSS, I GOT FR THE PHILIPPINES, HE GOT AN IDEA WAT HE WANTS TO HAVE HIS TATOODED DONE AROUND HIS BODY :) MISSES THE OLD TIME SAKE

    Reply

  6. Macademia
    Posted January 12, 2009 at 1:04 pm | Permalink

    please xm can this douchebag poseur please!!! yes please leave is right — I live 2 thousand miles away I want you out of Williamsburg — that’s how much you ruin all you touch with your desperation to not be your “mainstream” self. Fuck Off!

    Reply

    //////////Reply by walnut
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    @Macademia, u dumb

    Reply

  7. djstepdadjeans
    Posted January 12, 2009 at 1:12 pm | Permalink

    is the first pic rainn wilson?
    s0 confused!

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    //////////Reply by naNa
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    @djstepdadjeans, dont know but he is creepy as f*ck. i dont like it when people with walking canes look at me like that

    Reply

    //////////Reply by anony
    //////////Posted

    @naNa, That is the single most disturbing picture to ever be posted on HRO…. in fact it may be the most disturbing on the interweb and believe me I have seen a lot.

    Reply

  8. *****
    Posted January 12, 2009 at 1:31 pm | Permalink

    oh my
    lots of people h8 HRO

    i still think you’re brill*ant crls :(

    sux when entry lvlrs/mnstrm stumble upon something they know nothing abt

    Reply

  9. Giselle
    Posted January 12, 2009 at 1:40 pm | Permalink

    I don’t the mind the music you are playing on your show..but shut up -shut up-shut up!!! I can’t stand it!!!
    I’m not interested in anything you say, and it is just irritating the fuck out of me.

    Reply

  10. Giselle
    Posted January 12, 2009 at 1:41 pm | Permalink

    unless this is all just a deliberate parody of hipsterism. in which case..good one.

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    //////////Reply by alt-oid
    //////////Posted

    @Giselle, That’s exactly what HRO is.
    But if you don’t like what you’re reading, don’t come here in the first place.

    Reply

  11. BrkLynWyn
    Posted January 12, 2009 at 1:57 pm | Permalink

    More forest alts!!!

    Reply

  12. 2hawt4u
    Posted January 12, 2009 at 2:43 pm | Permalink

    i don’t like this new ac concept..music is sposed to fun yall! Like clothes..like the retro era..FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN..let’s have some fun!

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    //////////Reply by anony
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    @2hawt4u, Music should be no more than 30% fun… the rest should be a combination of authentic and conceptual.

    Reply

  13. concerned HRO reader
    Posted January 12, 2009 at 2:46 pm | Permalink

    Advice:

    Stop making like 3243245 posts a day. When you made like… 1 post every 2 days you were soso lol, now the commentary is blah…

    More quality less psudeo-lol-posts!!!

    still luv u, just some advice from a loyal follower :)

    -concerned HRO fan

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    //////////Reply by d
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    @concerned HRO reader,

    i like the multiple posts per day. very entertaining.

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    //////////Reply by yazmin
    //////////Posted

    @d, I agree! POST MORE POSTS PER DAY!

    Reply

  14. Brendan
    Posted January 12, 2009 at 3:40 pm | Permalink

    A FOREST=A BUILDING BLOCK FOR EMO SONGS…

    again and again and again

    Reply

  15. Anononymous
    Posted January 12, 2009 at 4:24 pm | Permalink

    Can u please shut the fuck up AC!

    Reply

    //////////Reply by Anononymous
    //////////Posted

    @Anononymous, shut the fuck up about*

    Reply

  16. ben
    Posted January 12, 2009 at 4:34 pm | Permalink

    POST MORE FOREST ALTZ

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    //////////Reply by fgt1994
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    @ben, we need more forest alts!!!

    Reply

  17. indoorsoccershoe
    Posted January 12, 2009 at 6:34 pm | Permalink

    zany ringmaster alt needs his ass kicked. pronto.

    Reply

  18. SeeMurda
    Posted January 12, 2009 at 7:09 pm | Permalink

    america’s #1 rc helicopter shop.

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  19. dax jax
    Posted January 12, 2009 at 7:22 pm | Permalink

    If the alts start wearing top hats in “2k9″; I’m “going to feel as if my personal brand had been seriously violated!”.

    Reply

  20. tangent=pi r squared
    Posted January 12, 2009 at 8:09 pm | Permalink

    arent top hats like 1.8k63? via abby linkin?
    cant touch a classic–assassination will always be hip

    Reply

  21. maghikal
    Posted January 12, 2009 at 8:20 pm | Permalink

    lol @ oreskaband

    Reply

  22. avey tare
    Posted January 12, 2009 at 8:47 pm | Permalink

    i’m avey tare of popular band animal collective, and even i think that forrest dude is a total faglord

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    //////////Reply by d
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    @avey tare, imposter

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  23. bagette's d-light
    Posted January 12, 2009 at 10:45 pm | Permalink

    OMG, that pogh little ringmaster gots the scurvy, sooo young, soooooo traggicalt, no1 will ever understand his/her angst..didn’t get his chili’s RDA…cruel world

    Reply

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  25. rs
    Posted January 13, 2009 at 6:41 pm | Permalink

    is that billy corgan [via tonight tonight]

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  30. anonymous bitch
    Posted September 28, 2009 at 5:14 am | Permalink

    kinda glad that i skippped thro all that stupid BRIGHT entry level AmAppy clothes & bullshit, yuck… i started the “hippiester” blah blah yall suck

    Reply

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