Does n e 1 know where I can get a 2-for-1 deal on salvia+an altBroad in a bikini?
Yall. Kinda weird how life has changed so much in the first 20 days of 2k9. I feel ‘more grown up’ and less interested in stuff that I used to be interested in. This includes stuff like ‘partying’, ‘getting shitfaced’, ‘doing blow off my iPhone nano’, ‘electro music’, ‘DJ culture’, and ‘alt stuff from 2k6-2k8.’
(Note: I am still interested in tuggable skanks in any context/environment/setting, no matter what kind of babble is splurging out of their mouth.)
2k9 is a beautiful new year. I am getting more conceptual, learning to appreciate music, spending less time partying, and more time ‘in nature.’ [via the conceptual forest] Nature is my party animal.
“I guess this is growin up.” – blinking 182 times

I’m looking forward to February so that I can stop worrying so much about this being the new year/being shellshocked about how different everything is.




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28 Comments
don’t grow up carles!
never grow up!!!
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sunlight thru trees > salvia crls
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like to smack that all on da floor
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last night’s nature party?????
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Too bad nature has been MY party forevz now. Posers totally stealing my thing.
Plus, this girl looks and sounds like a big joke.
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DA PARTY AT NATURE 2NITE.
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is it authentic to have such an inconsistent personal brand?
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//////////Reply by Herpesterrunnoff
//////////Posted January 18th, 2009 at 6:34 pm
@dankface,
Of course, it’s reinvention, like Madonnalt.
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//////////Reply by iz in sf
//////////Posted January 18th, 2009 at 9:00 pm
@Herpesterrunnoff,
ugh, h8 Madonnalt
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you dont grow out of partying
partying grows out of you
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Oh my god that ass
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//////////Reply by HGRD
//////////Posted January 18th, 2009 at 6:58 pm
@that ass,
I know
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//////////Reply by Bro/Bro
//////////Posted January 18th, 2009 at 8:05 pm
@HGRD,
i KNOW!!
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dancing is still fun
drugs too
& music
party tiiime
(don’t let the entry lvlrs run you off, conceptual forest might be cold in the winter)
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Carles’ feels as though he needs to over-share because his nose isn’t attractive.
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dammit
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what’s the music that kicks in at the end…
yes. there’s music. not just a fine ass.
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//////////Reply by James
//////////Posted January 18th, 2009 at 11:34 pm
@J, The music throughout the whole video is Friendly Fires’ cover of ‘Your Love’ by Frankie Knuckles.
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//////////Reply by J
//////////Posted January 19th, 2009 at 5:12 pm
@James, i thought it was your love…but how can we be sure it’s not a friendly fires cover of my girls by AnCo?
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//////////Reply by James
//////////Posted January 18th, 2009 at 11:34 pm
*Second half of the video.
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Wow.
That video=Ghey
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http://www.hipsterwave.com/new-bon-iver-ep-blood-bank/
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bitch sounds delusional, nice ass though!
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salvia sucks
and that girls retarded but stilllllll pretty hot
id smsh
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Her ass almost excuses how horribly lame she is.
Almost.
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Concrete proof that 99% of women are just holes.
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looks like another vapid cunt trying out a new personal brand ie outplayed headband ,lack of clothing (dat ass), watching sun set which has always been there and she’s just learning about it now?? welcome to the birth of the universe scuzzy. nature has always been in my personal brand b tru 2 nature, be a natural bro.
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“Maybe i sound like a hippie…”
Or a stupid retard.
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also, why the fuck is she on last night’s party if she’s grown out of partying? is it cuz LNP is like post-partycore? or cuz its a culture that goes beyonddd partying. or because they’re all just on some internet fuckery ego trip
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4th w8ve feminizm will b big in 2k9
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I love butts.
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//////////Reply by AltCauc
//////////Posted January 19th, 2009 at 2:32 pm
@monster,
ME TOO! So freaking much. She’s got a real tuggable one. She probably likes to have it admired and played with.
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moar altskanks.
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rejoice in the the wet wilderness of thoreau’s electric feel afterparty
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hmmmm yeaaaa shes such a dirty girl….. i would bite her lip and spank her some. put my hand in her mouth so she couldnt talk and just worship that booty while she stared off into the sunset.
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omg I luv nature 2!
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