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[photo via Lookbook]
I want to be free
of societal norms
and universal laws
which include gravity (g = 9.8 m/s² )
Within my room
I will put on my white sunglasses
and polo shirt + tie
and float above my material possessions
Much like the hit Modest Mouse song,
"We will all float on, yall."
but I am floating above
my ergonomic computer chair
with an ergonomic seat cushion
I want to float above
these items which make me 'me'
and travel in the air
to a local indie concert
bypassing the line which wraps around the venue
If only my parents
understood
that I needed a flat screen/hd tv
to make my room
a more positive SPACE
In 2k9, u can do n e thing.
Embrace ur imagination
and do what u once thought was impossible
[meme via David Blaine]
Comments
where are the invisibalts? did they die in 2k8?
@pokemones, There like ten of them in that picture. Theyre holding him up.
BOOKS R LIKE INK SANDWICHES
Levitate on this shit........thedayafteryoudie.blogspot.com
I hope he cracked his tailbone and couldn't party for two weeks, crying, knowing he wouldn't be searching for his party pix for awhile.
@Matthew, then you are a fucking idiot if he really did that on purpose
wtf yo
I like alts who are masters of space and time. like hiro nakamura.
DAVID BLAINE = LAME, CRLS THAT WAS B-E-A UTIFUL...............ANCO NEW LP IS DEVINE MANG.
Milosh made a record called "meme." Does that make him better than carles?
Photoshop. Boring.
http://www.hipsterwave.com/milosh-canadian-artist-featured-in-the-top-10...
david blaine was suppose to make an old folks home in sacramento disappear, he ended up setting the old folks home on fire
no old folks were hurt, but that david blaine is an asshole
and yes the house did eventually disappear, thanks to construction crews.
david blaine, giving contstruction workers a reason to work.
carles, when are you going to put all these lyrics in songs instead of blog posts?
can only azns levitate?
http://www.relivelastnight.com/Archives/2009/moscow011409/pages/IMG_3297...
he isnt alt. he's a fuckign douchebag
@neggher, like you have room to talk
we are looking into the future of altbag superheroes right now. ikea fggt is the first of a new wave of mutant alts.
totally ripping off julia fullerton-batten. see- http://www.juliafullerton-batten.com/
@raining doritos, so... julia fullerton-batten owns all levitating shots now? lol
i'm so glad you saw this, because when i saw it on look book i thought it was ridiculous
http://files7.lookbook.nu/files/looks/original/117711_a7.jpg?1232303466
does this count?
lmao...carles.....you keep me laughing.....lmao...look at this assclown, that's probably exactly what he's thinking.
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