[via GlamCanyon]
Not sure ‘who I am’ but getting a better idea of ‘who I want 2 b.” My ideal version of who I want 2 b involves some sort of implementation of man bangs/a helmet-type of haircut. Whenever I see a keut girl with a set of bangs, I wonder why more bros can’t implement them. Not gonna be ‘afraid’ any more. Gonna make sure that I ‘follow my dreams’ and activate my lookbook account.
All I ever wanted
was a browl cut
& some1 2 ‘love’ me
& a 5-5-5 deal from Dominos
& extra dipping sauce
& an unlimited supply of office supplies
& a chance to write the sequel to “Office Space”
& a chance to write an episode of “The South Park”
& a chance to make my ‘parents’ understand my alt lifestyle
& a chance to break free of my social class
& the opportunity to get paid for ‘lookin at kewl stuff on the internet’
& a lifetime contract with Apple so that they send me a new lappy whenever a new1 comes out
& a highly coveted gmail invite
& man bangs
& express myself
What do u want from ‘life’?
“Don’t be afraid 2 dream.” -HROs Theme of 2k9
Previous Browl Cut
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/01/browl-cut.html
Previous Man Bangs
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/12/in-2k8-will-alternative-men-have-female-bangs.html
I want to ‘get back to my roots’ as a trendhunting blog, but ever since my post on AnCo and my podcast, I’ve just been wondering ‘what i’m supposed 2 do with my life/bloglife?’ //help
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BangAlterBro
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If you do elect to get bangs, I would highly recommend the sideswept look to the bowl cut picture above, that is if you want to get laid.
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manbangs are so 2k8
the BlackHawk will be worn by all the blipsters in 2k9
http://dyallo.wordpress.com/2009/01/21/kanye-mullet/
black people are usually a year behind on most trends i.e. keffiyeh, so this is their delayed response to the hipster mullet. Of course Kanye made this trend mainstream.
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//////////Reply by Francis
//////////Posted January 21st, 2009 at 1:20 pm
@Melknee,
yeah bangs in general are 2k8, and a total bummer for 2k9
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//////////Reply by hurrrrr
//////////Posted January 23rd, 2009 at 3:51 pm
@Francis, people have been saying that shit since the late 90s. bangs have yet to go away. People will be saying that in 2639
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//////////Reply by hurrrrr
//////////Posted January 23rd, 2009 at 3:56 pm
The only people who get mad at dudes with bangs are guys losing their hair. Losers. Don’t worry, the mid-late 90s ska look will come back eventually, so you can have your short hair again!
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//////////Reply by me
//////////Posted January 22nd, 2009 at 3:53 am
@Melknee, ugh rude to blk ppl!
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i wont be afraid to dream anymore
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He looks funny.
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//////////Reply by paullll
//////////Posted January 21st, 2009 at 5:48 pm
@Jan, REALLY funny
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antoine sigur=no country for the old mens
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//////////Reply by neednotapply
//////////Posted January 21st, 2009 at 3:22 pm
@ok ok, HRO = No Country for Old Memes
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‘you are all motherfawkers! I hope you remember me, because you’re all motherfahkers’
-JousteecePWNDbro
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highlanderbro w/o teh sword
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This guy looks like he came from the movie Spinal Tap. That was a groovy look in the 60′s, man. Not sure it translates into 2k9, highly suspect.
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//////////Reply by hurrrrr
//////////Posted January 23rd, 2009 at 3:51 pm
@AltCauc, 2009 is related to 1989, so look to those looks. what do you see? Bangs. Go back to Urban Outfitters.
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long lost gallagher twin. Liam and Noel is gonna be surprised!
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted January 23rd, 2009 at 5:59 am
@IAmNotApC, Is he also a gigantic douchbag?
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all I ever wanted was 4 walls and adobe slabs. (for my girls)
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