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Not sure 'who I am' but getting a better idea of 'who I want 2 b." My ideal version of who I want 2 b involves some sort of implementation of man bangs/a helmet-type of haircut. Whenever I see a keut girl with a set of bangs, I wonder why more bros can't implement them. Not gonna be 'afraid' any more. Gonna make sure that I 'follow my dreams' and activate my lookbook account.
All I ever wanted
was a browl cut
& some1 2 'love' me
& a 5-5-5 deal from Dominos
& extra dipping sauce
& an unlimited supply of office supplies
& a chance to write the sequel to "Office Space"
& a chance to write an episode of "The South Park"
& a chance to make my 'parents' understand my alt lifestyle
& a chance to break free of my social class
& the opportunity to get paid for 'lookin at kewl stuff on the internet'
& a lifetime contract with Apple so that they send me a new lappy whenever a new1 comes out
& a highly coveted gmail invite
& man bangs
& express myself
What do u want from 'life'?
"Don't be afraid 2 dream." -HROs Theme of 2k9
Previous Browl Cut
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/01/browl-cut.html
Previous Man Bangs
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/12/in-2k8-will-alternative-men-have-female-bangs.html
I want to 'get back to my roots' as a trendhunting blog, but ever since my post on AnCo and my podcast, I've just been wondering 'what i'm supposed 2 do with my life/bloglife?' //help
Comments
BangAlterBro
If you do elect to get bangs, I would highly recommend the sideswept look to the bowl cut picture above, that is if you want to get laid.
manbangs are so 2k8
the BlackHawk will be worn by all the blipsters in 2k9
http://dyallo.wordpress.com/2009/01/21/kanye-mullet/
black people are usually a year behind on most trends i.e. keffiyeh, so this is their delayed response to the hipster mullet. Of course Kanye made this trend mainstream.
@Melknee,
yeah bangs in general are 2k8, and a total bummer for 2k9
@Francis, people have been saying that shit since the late 90s. bangs have yet to go away. People will be saying that in 2639
The only people who get mad at dudes with bangs are guys losing their hair. Losers. Don't worry, the mid-late 90s ska look will come back eventually, so you can have your short hair again!
@Melknee, ugh rude to blk ppl!
i wont be afraid to dream anymore
He looks funny.
@Jan, REALLY funny
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antoine sigur=no country for the old mens
@ok ok, HRO = No Country for Old Memes
'you are all motherfawkers! I hope you remember me, because you're all motherfahkers'
-JousteecePWNDbro
highlanderbro w/o teh sword
This guy looks like he came from the movie Spinal Tap. That was a groovy look in the 60's, man. Not sure it translates into 2k9, highly suspect.
@AltCauc, 2009 is related to 1989, so look to those looks. what do you see? Bangs. Go back to Urban Outfitters.
long lost gallagher twin. Liam and Noel is gonna be surprised!
@IAmNotApC, Is he also a gigantic douchbag?
all I ever wanted was 4 walls and adobe slabs. (for my girls)
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