Fri, 2009-01-02 10:20 | by Carles

[Photo by the street walker]
I noticed this bro on the streets and realized he looked A LOT like 1 of my fave alt celebs. Is it just me, or does he totally look like _____________?
Hints:
- He has zany tattoos.
- He is 'a designer bro.'
- He has a collection of ghey sex slaves that he keeps in a basement. (not sure if he makes manginas out of their skin).
- His lifestyle has inspired him 2 make clothes 4 progressive women
- He is a creative 'thought leader', kinda like Harvey Milk.
- He has a 'knack' for selecting relevant celebs to be the 'face of his line' between 1-5 years after they were buzzworthy.
- He lost a lot of weight and got 'twinky buff' kinda like Brad Pitt in The Fight Clubs.
Who do yall think this bro looks like?
The person who correctly identifies the altceleb-lookalike will be given a $50 gift certificate to blogspot.










