Name That Alternative Celebrity LookAlike (Jew Bro)


[Photo by the street walker]
I noticed this bro on the streets and realized he looked A LOT like 1 of my fave alt celebs.  Is it just me, or does he totally look like _____________?

Hints:

  • He has zany tattoos.
  • He is 'a designer bro.'
  • He has a collection of ghey sex slaves that he keeps in a basement. (not sure if he makes manginas out of their skin).
  • His lifestyle has inspired him 2 make clothes 4 progressive women
  • He is a creative 'thought leader', kinda like Harvey Milk.
  • He has a 'knack' for selecting relevant celebs to be the 'face of his line' between 1-5 years after they were buzzworthy.
  • He lost a lot of weight and got 'twinky buff' kinda like Brad Pitt in The Fight Clubs.

Who do yall think this bro looks like?

The person who correctly identifies the altceleb-lookalike will be given a $50 gift certificate to blogspot.