Yall, I was on my daily tween content hunt, and I stumbled across this girl who looks s00 much like one of my favourite alt celebs from 2k8. Kinda weird how those days of 2k7/k8 are long gone, and in about 2 months, I probably won’t even recognize this broad.
Hints:
- It’s a broad.
- She got pregnant 1 time, except it was just a lie started by a magazine blog ‘to get ad money.’
- She has bangs
- Sometimes her hair is brown. Sometimes it is blonde.
- She is known as ‘the Britney Spears of the electro world.’
- She is known as ‘the Alice Glass of bangers.’
- She luvz 2 show off her nipz.
- She left America as a tween to ‘find herself’ in Europe.
Who do yall think it is?
The person who correctly identifies the lookalike will win dinner for 2 at Chili’s, a twitter account, and the opportunity to star in a music video by a bloghouse band that will be uploaded 2 vimeo.
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uffie!
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//////////Reply by altCreep
//////////Posted January 9th, 2009 at 12:46 pm
@kfkdkk,
TOTALLY LIEK TOTALLY!!1!111
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//////////Reply by andy
//////////Posted January 10th, 2009 at 1:28 am
ufffie !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aka ……Ana Kathrine hartley .
UFFIE OF COURSE…
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//////////Reply by Mateoooo
//////////Posted January 13th, 2009 at 8:52 pm
@kfkdkk,
I rememgber seeing uffie’s hair Red too.
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she has the same mouth as jenny lewis
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first
uffie
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//////////Reply by Anonymoose
//////////Posted January 9th, 2009 at 11:11 am
fail
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//////////Reply by Adam West
//////////Posted January 9th, 2009 at 1:20 pm
@Anonymoose, lol
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//////////Reply by Adam West
//////////Posted January 9th, 2009 at 1:23 pm
I’d rather get a tug from this alt broad than Uffie and her granny night gown.
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LILLY ALLEN! blazzz
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hannah montana
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EASY, Your friend Uffie.
Speaking of studying a Broad. Have you thought of Spain? Barcelona is beautiful and Madrid has a lot of gorgeous people.
Habla Español so it would be one of my first choices. Less expensive than anyplace north of there.
To be really Alt, go study in a cool place like Budapest. Good look learning Hungarian though.
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Am Appy model from Feb 2K8 unitard collection
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your sister .
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the green lantern
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//////////Reply by cat
//////////Posted February 20th, 2009 at 9:26 pm
@jude,
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Emilie de Ravin
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//////////Reply by cat
//////////Posted February 20th, 2009 at 9:26 pm
@beard, mustash
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most definatly gunna have to go with that sylvia plath broad, but im also torn between margo tenenbaum, aka a hipper pre-preggers Gwyneth Paltrows
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E.E. Cummings?
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//////////Reply by cat
//////////Posted February 20th, 2009 at 9:27 pm
@Brendan, great poet!!!!!!!!
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it’s clarissa explains it all
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//////////Reply by didi
//////////Posted January 9th, 2009 at 2:19 pm
@yah, u mean sabrina the rebellious blond tween female wizard dressed in elf attire?
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Tinker Bell.
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//////////Reply by cat
//////////Posted February 20th, 2009 at 9:27 pm
@Gaybe yes maybe no crandma Death, m
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the girl from secret world of alex mack
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//////////Reply by muckymouse
//////////Posted January 9th, 2009 at 7:24 pm
@beard, haha that is so wrong, but thank you for reminding me of that sweet lady
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//////////Reply by cat
//////////Posted February 20th, 2009 at 9:28 pm
@beard, remember rojos and the silver vw bug?
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i find it sad that learning abroad in UK/australia/ireland/canada/NZ isnt cool anymore because they speak english.
what if i went to jamaica? they speak english.
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//////////Reply by poor kid
//////////Posted January 9th, 2009 at 3:06 pm
@Me!,
LETZREEFINJAYTOWN
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Margot Tenenbaum
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//////////Reply by muckymouse
//////////Posted January 9th, 2009 at 7:24 pm
@hagrid, yes
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link from legend of zelda
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//////////Reply by AnonAnonymous
//////////Posted January 11th, 2009 at 12:05 pm
@we all kunt be alt, lul
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SARAH PALIN
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heather gramz rollerskatr porn gurl
OR
my nameis earl gurl, the one with the sexy accent jaimie pressley
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Mary Martin as Broadway’s Peter Pan.
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ohfee
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the answers r always in the tags. whats the point?
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//////////Posted January 9th, 2009 at 3:02 pm
@littlesparrow,
lol i saw that also.
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GREEN AGGS
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LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL–LLL-L-L-L-LLLET ME TELL YOU WHAT I DO WHEN MY DAY IS OVER/AFTER PICKING THE RIGHT CLOTHES FOR ABOUT AN HOUR………………..!!!!11
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//////////Reply by cat toke toke
//////////Posted February 20th, 2009 at 9:33 pm
@MrsOfficer, what color shirt did you pick something for those green eyes and all? green day rocks
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OLSEN TWINS -1
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…
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Ugh, xCarlosx, you had me goin 4 a while until i saw yer tags! duh! L0L
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Uffiiiieeeee
wait ….i mean that girl from harry potter
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You say Uff I say Green Aggs
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…….
uffie
……..
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Susan Lucci. See you at Chili’s!
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Crls, is Kia okay with sharing adspace with am appy’s nipplebaguette?
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It’s Peaches yo.
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No. It’s Tinkerbell. Cunts
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Julia Roberts as Tinkabell in the movie H00K. For all non Monkey Pan fans, this movie is not abt h00kup stuff.
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JEFF GOLDBLuM
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//////////Reply by dkp
//////////Posted January 12th, 2009 at 11:15 pm
@HIP*GRL4U~,
yes!
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i think it looks like the dead dudes girl
heath ledger’s girl
i dont know her name
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wait so when you meant study a broad you meant like study hot alt broads? teenage broads?
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Gwyneth Paltrow
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uffie of course.
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blonde jenny lewis
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jaime spears?
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Top 30 reasons i <3 u Carles:
1. <3 U UFFIE / MISS U UFFIE. I will never 4get the time i got on stage with u at DJ AM’s welcum home party.
2.-30. ill disclose l8r.
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LiiLY AllEN;;
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uff – da bock. no one will understand…………….
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steve aoki?
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britney spear IS alternative.
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lily allen, perhaps.
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i cunt wayt until uffie gets preggers (and / or fat), then we can call her fluffie
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//////////Reply by juliyana
//////////Posted January 11th, 2009 at 2:16 am
@yralterego,
LOL.
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Anna-Catherine Hartley.
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david letterman!
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yoda
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Lol i think Its Uffie Lol
xD
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he tagged Uffie you dicks DURRRR
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carles tagged uffie lol
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easy UFFIE OF COURSE
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a rolling thread gathers no kate moss?
(or the broad from it’s always sunny in philadelphia…)
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Is that DAvid Ziggy Fucking Stardust Bowie?!?!?
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Ey Bowie, Shut the F’n Door. You’re Letting out all your black model beards!
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mischa barton, derrrr.
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