[Photo by the street walker]
I noticed this bro on the streets and realized he looked A LOT like 1 of my fave alt celebs. Is it just me, or does he totally look like _____________?
Hints:
- He has zany tattoos.
- He is ‘a designer bro.’
- He has a collection of ghey sex slaves that he keeps in a basement. (not sure if he makes manginas out of their skin).
- His lifestyle has inspired him 2 make clothes 4 progressive women
- He is a creative ‘thought leader’, kinda like Harvey Milk.
- He has a ‘knack’ for selecting relevant celebs to be the ‘face of his line’ between 1-5 years after they were buzzworthy.
- He lost a lot of weight and got ‘twinky buff’ kinda like Brad Pitt in The Fight Clubs.
Who do yall think this bro looks like?
The person who correctly identifies the altceleb-lookalike will be given a $50 gift certificate to blogspot.
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marc jacobs?
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//////////Reply by andy
//////////Posted January 4th, 2009 at 2:01 am
duh it is MARC Jacobs
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marcus jcbs minus the kiki shepard leopard-print teddy pender-grass cooler than freddie
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Looks like the creepster Dov Charney
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Yeah, i was gonna say Vinnie Gallo until I read the hints.
Like, Gallo after a bath, tho
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if not marc jacobs then deff jeff goldblum [via 80s TheFly]
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//////////Reply by teaches of peaches
//////////Posted January 4th, 2009 at 5:08 pm
@Jacque,
pretty much goldblum
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i was gonna say jeff goldblum before i read the article. after discovering that it had to be a designer my first thought was def dov.
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jeff goldblum duh
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//////////Reply by matt
//////////Posted January 2nd, 2009 at 6:56 pm
@tokyotapes,
fer sure. he was my first thought
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//////////Reply by poly
//////////Posted January 2nd, 2009 at 7:46 pm
@matt,
i thought about him 2…. the guy that became a fly!
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//////////Reply by Teh Anomususses
//////////Posted January 3rd, 2009 at 2:38 am
@tokyotapes, Took my comment. H8 u.
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//////////Reply by d
//////////Posted January 3rd, 2009 at 3:55 pm
@Teh Anomususses,
i thought it was goldblum also. he’s the man in independence day.
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//////////Reply by Teh Anomususses
//////////Posted January 3rd, 2009 at 5:25 pm
@d, He’s the main haxor. Will Smith aint nuttin without the Bloom.
His daddy in that movie is also a riot.
Driving 2 mph toward Washington when it’s in a state of emergency when everyone else is speeding to get out! LUULZ
//////////Reply by tokyotapes
//////////Posted January 3rd, 2009 at 11:26 pm
@Teh Anomususses, kreative kommons
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The offspring of Marc Jacobs and the dude from Chromeo (if gheys could get each other pregnant and fire babies out of their anus cavities)
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//////////Reply by thomas
//////////Posted January 2nd, 2009 at 5:32 pm
@Ball Slap, I WAS ALSO THINKING THEZE TWO
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//////////Reply by scientologist
//////////Posted January 3rd, 2009 at 1:00 am
@thomas, d00d is the jew from chromeo gay??
thats why he wouldnt respond to my ass grinding on his dick at the after party FUCK
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//////////Reply by anon
//////////Posted January 3rd, 2009 at 3:25 pm
@scientologist, yeah, hes really gay
lol marc jacobs this post killed me. ‘twinky buff’
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted January 2nd, 2009 at 11:00 pm
@studio231, That’s the only kind of alt buff there is…. aside from emaciated.
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Jeff Goldblum. <3 Jurassic Park.
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//////////Reply by Nathan
//////////Posted January 4th, 2009 at 10:20 am
@CB, I *connect*. love it when the kids start shining the flashlight in the t.rex’s face — maybe it’ll scare it away!
michael crichton died in 2k8 yall. miss uuuuu.
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@mantra: miss u
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total goldblum
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the obvious choice might be “marky-mark” jacobs, but in fact it is the result of an american apparel orgy involving dave 1 from chromeo, dov charney, jeff goldblum, and 1 sassy model
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that totally looks like the guy from chromeo
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//////////Reply by anonymous
//////////Posted January 2nd, 2009 at 1:13 pm
@Valerie, agreed!
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the Jacobs dude. Although the real Jacobs is much better looking than this poser.
He’s twinky skinny, but I don’t know about buff. I’m wondering what he’s working with!
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//////////Reply by yall
//////////Posted January 2nd, 2009 at 5:12 pm
@MexiAlt, This comment embodies your name.
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jeff goldblum
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Mohinder Suresh from Heroes.
<_<
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//////////Reply by Valerie
//////////Posted January 2nd, 2009 at 4:11 pm
@AlfInYoMouf.com, yeah that guys is to white to be whats his name from that shitty show
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//////////Reply by NathanR
//////////Posted January 2nd, 2009 at 8:45 pm
@MNSTRMR, if it isnt alf turn it off bcuz it isnt alt enuff 4 u. if other people are watching television you must demand that they change the show to an 80s sitcom or complain the television is making you ill.
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted January 2nd, 2009 at 11:04 pm
@NathanR, You know the sad thing is when you ACTUALLY fit the stereotype… aside from the 80’s sitcom thing…. cspan is my weekness; it’s sadly the most interesting thing on half the time.
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that one guy from scream 3 // gry’s natomy, w/ child predator glasses
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//////////Reply by Colander
//////////Posted January 2nd, 2009 at 1:47 pm
@lovem, haha i <3 how scream3 is ur immediate reference for him
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m by M by MARC by BARK JACOBS by MARC JACOBS (resort 09)
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that guy from kings of convenience.
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Young Al Pacino
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but look how authentic nyc was http://www.skyscrapercity.com/showthread.php?t=402544
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Obviously, Marc Jacobs.
- Among other “zany” pieces, Marc has an M&M candy tattoo on his arm.
- He’s gay.
- Clothes aren’t as progressive as, say, Pugh — but, I understand where you were headed with that.
- “relevant” celebs i.e. Victoria Beckham, M.I.A. — just at their prime.
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//////////Reply by MexiAlt
//////////Posted January 2nd, 2009 at 2:15 pm
@D’Mitri,
M.I.A. is sexy. Too bad her dad is a terrorist. No wonder her songs are so violent.
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//////////Reply by D'Mitri
//////////Posted January 2nd, 2009 at 2:49 pm
@MexiAlt,
My only issue is that this guy looks NOTHING like Marc Jacobs.
And, yes, M.I.A. is very hot. Her cover for SPIN was sexy, indeed.
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the bro from grey’s anatomy
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Erol Alkan
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ok it sounds like bill clinton
personally
but maybe he got a face op or something
someone just got one recently>>>
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Its either Marc Jacobs or that bro from the first Jurassic Park with the leather jacket. Leaning a little more towards Marc Jacobs, since you said “designer bro”.
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a mix-up of marc jacobs, the guy from chromeo, and dov charney.
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spongebob
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This bro is mister Dov Charney himself, mister vintage porn collectioneur, mister I work in my undies.
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obvs marc jacobs because he tagged it ‘marc jacobs.’ GG ALL OF U
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Yes, my sex slaves are hot. When I’m in Paris they’re all Arabs that never shower. In NY I keep Czechs.
I wonder if Carles has a term for AltArabs….or are there even any?
I know there are zillions of AltIndians, but prbbly covered by AZN banner.
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Totes Marc Jacobs, but maybe a little less ghey(?).
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Carles:
Did you really just lose your job? That sucks.
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted January 2nd, 2009 at 11:08 pm
@MexiAlt, carles has/had a job?
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chromeo dave!
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the jew from chromeo
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looks like a younger terry richardson
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jeff goldblum?
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adrian brody duh
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yeah I thought Jeff Goldblum
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david gest y’all.
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Looks like the guy that sells me cigarettes when the african dude isnt working. he’s very alt, i used to work at levis and he would ask for a discount on 511’s.
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted January 2nd, 2009 at 11:09 pm
@Hot N’ BODY’D, are levis alt?
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the ceo of Am Appy DUHHHHH I dont even wear am appy and I know that
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JEFF GOLDBLUM. HE’S MY DESKTOP BACKGROUND YALL
http://i42.tinypic.com/263ghsj.jpg
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//////////Reply by Teh Anomususses
//////////Posted January 3rd, 2009 at 2:40 am
@HIP*GRL4U~, And mine too!
THANKK HIPGRL4ME!
Also the irony of it being on tiny pic. cuz it’s big.
really really big…
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Mark Jakob
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Marc Jacobs!
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MARC JACOBSS
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Dave Michidsjdivitch the jew bro from chromeo?
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JEFF GOLDBLUM
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I don’t know how you could think this guy looks remotely like Marc Jacobs. He’s Jeff Goldblum, if anything, and a poor one.
MJ is way hotter.
MJ = hot.
However, what’s his equipment like? That’s important.
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Dov Macklovitch Jacobs.
fuck me, did i spell that chromeo ghey’s name rite??
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I was gonna say he looked like the skinny dude from Chromeo
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M. Night Shyamalan
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totes the jew from chromeo.
and is that a weird dog or a plastic bag behind him??
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definitely dov charney
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Zac posen??
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of course its jacobs!!!!
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yeah he’s like the ‘i have a real job/Spaniard’ version of Marc. good call.
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duh, Goldblum. That man is the shiz! A Jewster, if I ever saw one.
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why if that isnt Mr Jeff Goldblum
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serge gainsbourg??
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its Dave 1 out of Chromeo
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I’m pretty sure it’s isaac mizrahi
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drizzle city guiltflip dj and acid dropchop advocate super sabzi of blue scholars.
don’t never tell me what fields are required, mark ass marky marks
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jeff goldblum? this site is too mainstream now. where is the escape hatch?
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//////////Reply by ihatetotellu
//////////Posted January 4th, 2009 at 11:50 pm
and anyway, i would say clark w. griswold.
http://blogs.abc.com/brothersandsisters/images/2007/10/19/christmas_vacation_small.jpg
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I love the classics!
Classic Porn Movies
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