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Yall know that Oops I Crapped My Pants pants are slowly but surely replacing the 'skinnie jean'/'stepdad jeans' in 2k9. However, we must be sure to differentiate between varying extremes of OICMP pants. Some versions of this pant only have an 'enlarged diaper' type of effect. This broad has the fashion equivalent of a toilet bowl beneath her, ready for any scale or variation of 'accident.'
Not sure how much 'accident space' I need architected in2 my pants. Don't even know what kind of 'accidents' I am capable of excreting. Hope I figure it out when I am casted on the next season of Project Runways/The Biggest Loser.
2k9 is hard, yall.
XX BONUS FORTUNATE AZN XX
[Photos by Lookbook]
When I die
and come back to our Earth
as a minority
I will come back to Earth
as a fortunate AZN
carrying my groceries & macbook
in relevant product packaging
to differentiate myself from
the generic AZNs
not the 'good in school' AZN
but the 'express myself via art+fashion' AZN
the fortunate AZN
without dictatorial parents
Reincarnation as Minorities: Emerging HRO 2k9 Gimmick that is a mix of 'lite hearted, absurd, & offensive 2 ppl who dont 'get' HRO'?
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it aint me
it aint me
i aint no fortunate azn
i was rly interested in what u had to say but i couldn't concentrate b/c of the wet hairy legs & hairy chest/nips along the side of the screen
@Lars, that's Carles yo
@LOL, blushblushblush//lieslieslies
At first when i saw girls wearing these pants i thought they were inspired by Disney's Aladdin, but now that you've explained the poop aspect, it all makes a lot more sense.
@Awesomeallday, You must be new here.
@anony, let's welcome him/her
crls u need to make a post about cigs and what brand creates the best personal brand or whatnot like the shoes one but ciggarette brands
those pants would be nice for those times you only think its just a toot
@Anonymous, I agree, I really want to know what brand I should be smoking. PLEASE CARLES!
@yazmin, we are overdue for an american spirit write up. Frankly I don't see a lot of alts smoking these days... but then as someone who doesn't smoke maybe I don't notice many others smoking.... and it's extremely noticeable to non-smokers... tabaco smokes CARRIES like you wouldn't believe.
No, I like skinny pants. Hopefully, with the Fashion Delay among MexiAlts I can still look forward to them sporting skinny pants on the street.
AZNs might be too forward thinking on this one. Their brand might suffer. Shit bowls, not sexy.
No way that these things are going to catch on.
<3 azns that have way more money than me btw
@D ROCK,
true dat i feel that my personal brand suffers due to the lack of moneys
mayb we can start a HRO charity
PLZ
@poor kid, u hav to incorporate the poors into ur brand. it makes u authentic poor, not a h0b0-core poser
@street urchin,
thanks d00 f0r the style advice
us street folk gotta stick 2geyther <33333
when entrylvl Blipsters star wearing them will they be called "hammer pants"?
the same way that entrylvl Blipsters call skinny jeans "Jim Jones/ Lil Wayne jeans".
they are really mc hammer pants yall
we cannot 4get what has come b4
also the real minorities are forwardthinking ppl like mc hammer
<3u
Thank God. I'm sick of all the skinny pants though. I will not rock them, personally.
Nothing says hip like retro gadgets... :-)
http://www.hipsterwave.com/speak-spell-flash-emulator/
finally! a site that understands my plight :(
these pants are hideous, the skinny jean has been so good to all of you, and you turn your back on it's ugly red headed roomate that likes the flaming lips still?! fuck yall srsly.
that azn looks like she's about to oops crap her pants.
but, seriously, has anyone actually seen people wearing those things in public yet?
azn looks adorable. if she craps in her pants i would kiss her. abit too much brands there?
FYI y'all:
american spirits=alt
@human after y'all, and reds=mnstrmr
@human after y'all, but it also depends on how alt you are [u can make the reds alt too but not as alt as AS]. just dropping some knowledge y'all!
@human after y'all,
COWBOY KILLLAAS
only if you know how to rock um like john wayne/edward r murrow BRO
dont know what to do
friend of mine has started wearing these aladdin pyjamas to alternative/mainstream partays..
at first they were just pyjamas...
now they are cash evning wear..
fortunate azn indeed! she looks cute!
and what is up with those pants?!
i am one of these azns. did really shit at school, have perfect alt hair, dress accordingly (not even close to bro but dont try hard like a bag) however i dont have money like that cumslurping chanel wearing whore.
xoxoox
i really hate azns
but this one might make the cut
@michael, sorry we're taking over the world you white trash
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