Yall. Just got back from Foot Locker. Asked them for ‘the new Kanye West shoe’ and fortunately they have one pair left in my size. I have been looking forward 2 these shoes since the Reebok Pumps came out. I am looking for a shoe that changes society. I prefer to buy products that challenge pre-existing notions of engineering/design.
Kanye West is one of the most brilliant minds of the past 200 years. He is a master of the arts, and he can ‘do anything that he puts his mind to.’ This is why I was surprised when my Kanye West shoes were so terrible.
s00 uncomfortable. They gave me calluses and I think I might have to get my feet amputated like I have diabetes aka ‘the sugar.’
Also the design is a litle bit too zany. I am ‘not sure how to fasten it 2 my foot.’ There multiple laces, straps, latches, chains, fasteners, knots, and velcro apparatuses that I can’t figure out. Kinda makes me wish that I was ‘a special needs human’ who only had 2 worry about 2 velco straps on my shoe.
Not sure if I should return the shoe, but I already wore it to the Presidential inauguration.
Might buy this zany shoe instead.
Might ride around on Katie Couric’s back instead
Might cut out my eyes and replace my hands/feet with paws instead.
[Photo by EZ Fashion]
Also, a group of blipster gang members who were transitioning into the modern thug brand [via Louis Vuitton] mugged me and stole my shoes. Here is a picture of them but I am not sure if I can accurately describe them cuz they were s0 fresh.
Can yall understand this guy, or is he ‘just full of babble’?
n e ways…
not sure what I should do about my shoe situation.
I kinda regret ‘having idols’ who make shoes. Ever since I was a little kid, I always had to buy a shoe that an athlete made. Now I don’t know what 2 do. What can I do if I can’t trust the celebs who I love?
Will probz just have to get a new pair of my MSTRKRFT Pumas.
or maybe just the SoMe + Busy P Nikes.
//// HELP
////2 many / not enough choices
//// consumer identity is s00 lost. :-(
(Should I become a Kanye West + ANCO only blog?)
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The only words I want to hear are “Yes, I am in fact a giant douche bag”.
Animated GIF’s coming back big time? Time to invest in geocities and dump myspace?
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//////////Reply by thetruthyall
//////////Posted January 28th, 2009 at 8:07 pm
@anony, Blingees are an under-utilzed feature
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Kanye West needs to work on his personal brand
Is he ghetto hardcore or is he indie chill make up your mind bRO
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I like the EDBanger Shoes
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they carry louis vuitton at foot locker?? news to me.
ps kanye shoes are 100 blog years ago
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Looking to get some paws myself. Human hands are wayyy overrated. Do they work well with Kanye/Zany sneakers??
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Bitch plz, the kwel 5yr old that I waz invented those headbang glasses in the pre-internet era
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wow kanye west is a total d-bag wtf
that video was sooooooo lame and awkward like a youtuber/video blog fggt would have acted
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Look, you guys. Kanye west makes me want to shit in my own mouth y’all. I don’t know how to not ‘hate that dude’. Is it cuz i’m ‘too poor’? Do u have any tips on how not to have waking nightmares about kanyeezy?
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I’ve got so many tribal tats that if I bought those Z-bra shoes and those paws my transformation would finally be complete…..but I’m chocolate colored is that ghey/not alt????
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joostece conceptual high-tops soon pls
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love kanyeeezy
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Wtf is he talking about!?
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ewww this pic..
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h8 kanye s000 much
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the second shoes(zany) are actually shaquille o`neals signature shoe from the early 2000`s. i am beginning to like yeezy more now that he is rockin`the mullet and carrying a louie v briefcase its so “ghetto chic”= where the streets and high fashion meet.
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1. kanye is the blown-out asshole of blipsterdom
2. just realized how much you recycled your own content
3. i think i could only enjoy your content the first time around…get new shit or shut up
f u crls
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//////////Reply by sneak
//////////Posted January 29th, 2009 at 1:59 am
@small list,
http://twitter.com/hipsterrunoff/status/1153862691
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Why do you talk about Kanye? I think there’s a general consensus of hating him here, haha…
The pumas actually look the best.
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‘the sugar diabeetus’ = alt? if so, wilford brimley = alt? so confused.
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//////////Reply by thetruthyall
//////////Posted January 28th, 2009 at 9:26 pm
@dan-onymous, crls has had a crush on the jobros for a while now. just let him ‘get it out his system’
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//////////Reply by dan-onymous
//////////Posted January 28th, 2009 at 10:39 pm
@thetruthyall, diabeticrush = sweet (like glucose)!
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Shaq Diez!!! Those shoes are insane. I still like the original Iversons though.
Shaqs shoes can now be purchased in BIG K-marts.
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am i the only one that thought kangay was trying to talk like he had was actually educated
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come on now – don’t h8 cuz you jealous!
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h8 to say it carles but I think u r losing ur touch/fans
when was the last time you had a tug?
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i lobe kankan, hes rude and flamboyant. i cannot ask for more from an idol of our society. those shoes being a disappointment are all part o’ his Thang. didnt yall see his SNL faildown?
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(it was GREAT)
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why isn’t this tagged under ‘youtube douchebags’? I’ve seen more authentic people in Bratz. get real kanye.
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kANYE SUCKS DONKEY DICKS!!!!!!
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I have trouble finding shoes that r “eco-friendly” but also have a good look 2 them. If n e 1 has links pls reply.
P.S. Kanye killed daft punk
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LV is sew 2008. he should have branded himself with Ally McQueen or Dsquared
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//////////Posted April 6th, 2009 at 8:46 am
@idk, Balmain def. LV is so 2k7 actually.
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IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATEEEEE
KKAAANNNYEEEEEE !!!!!!!!!!!!
this is not a vendetta. my personal brand is the opposite of his, that’s it. They do not align. Will someone close to him please tell him to stop? Please!
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<3 u carles
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kanye been watching too much will ferrell?
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hate kanye hate his shoes,hate his music and how he want to become electro doing daft punk robot voice,and also hate when he become friend of alts like lykke and santogold,leave the alts fucking kanye,do your stupid rap and let the electro go on
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Is that lil wayne with Katie Couric? wtf?
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The SoMe nikes are SoFresh (shitty pun?)
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yo, yo feets musta time-trabbled back to 2008, BRO (c rat sidea pic)—weren’t da shoooes, time trabble eat em upt
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you should obv get the Jeremy Scott “wing” shoes
http://www.myairshoes.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/jeremy-scott-adidas-originals-sneakers.jpg
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ATTN: kanye stole his whole gimmick, pharrell states on his BBC ICE CREAM THE PREQUEL record after getting several louis deals
” who…….who do we know……that has two louis diamond cuts…….who”
FUCK YOU KANYE
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dat vidoe was kinda wierd but check da dope ass swag kid.oh yea fuck you black people you just hatin cause you swag aint up.
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ALREADY FAKE KANYE WEST X LOUIS VUITTON SHOES!!!!
http://www.stylesell.cn/louis-vuitton-jaspers-white-sneaker-p-1861.html
these people are fast. at least they admit it’s a replica. and the sad thing is, i know someone on here is gonna buy it hahha
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