What HRO fans will look like in 2k10?
Sparks is gone.
We continue to mourn in authentic and inauthentic ways. The process of mourning is more important than your expectations of results.
Is n e 1 else investing in the post-ironic vintage Sparks products market circa 2k20?
Buying a lot of this stuff from craigsebay.com. Plz don’t outbid me, yall. This stuff is really important 2 me.
I beta tested Sparks when I was on a tour of the World of Coca Cola Brewery in Atlanta, GA.
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I never got to try sparks :(
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//////////Reply by BROSHI
//////////Posted January 3rd, 2009 at 7:39 pm
@yazmin, entry level
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted January 3rd, 2009 at 8:00 pm
@yazmin, I think I tried it once and I think I hated it. And strangely I have a urge to buy some. Why is it we always want to things we can’t have?
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If this is an accurate representation of who reads/comments on HRO (besides my immediate circle of friends) that is sooooo depress.
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted January 3rd, 2009 at 8:35 pm
@SAM, Not EVERYONE drinks sparks. It is NOT the exclusive young urbanites beverage of choice. Around here it’s probably PBR 10:1 and that’s being generous.
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//////////Reply by cold legs
//////////Posted January 3rd, 2009 at 10:31 pm
@SAM, tru
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If Sparks was so great how come it got shutdown?
Go for your Spike Shooters & Vodka :-p.
http://www.hipsterwave.com
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//////////Reply by SPAM 4
//////////Posted January 4th, 2009 at 12:59 am
@Jessica, comment spam: more clueless than an entry level alt
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//////////Reply by Jessica
//////////Posted January 4th, 2009 at 1:04 am
@SPAM 4, One word: hater.
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//////////Reply by lil
//////////Posted January 4th, 2009 at 4:46 pm
@Jessica, def. mnstrm
//////////Reply by noremorse
//////////Posted January 5th, 2009 at 1:15 am
@Jessica, please stop ruining/reading/commenting this blog u annoying fatty
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//////////Reply by Jessica
//////////Posted January 5th, 2009 at 1:30 am
@noremorse, Who, the chick in the video clip or me?
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//////////Reply by anon
//////////Posted January 6th, 2009 at 8:52 am
@Jessica, u should probably just give up and die….
i first had a sparks 2 or 3 years ago and i didnt like it
i had a sparks the other day cuz mad gas stations r still stocked with them…
it tasted like cough medicine and moldy beer. i hated it
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sparks sucks//H8 YALL
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sparks = heath of 2k9
<3′d u//miss u
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dat bitch look like her breath stank.
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//////////Reply by Jess
//////////Posted January 4th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
@lol, mmhm, that’s me, can you pass me some breath mints??
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Haha. Wait a second. The chick in the video is Carles!
WHO DOES NOT REALIZE THIS?
http://www.hipsterwave.com
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Crls, Vodka is the answer
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Well what am I suppose to drink now when I want to feel like I’m better than other people?
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what age do USAlts become alt ?? in UK alts / indiecorez begin at around 10 or 11
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i just drink beer lol am i a loser?
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pbr is hard to find
most people i know drink highlife
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//////////Reply by a.
//////////Posted January 5th, 2009 at 3:13 am
@beard, you live europe?
(pbr is everywhere)
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I have been to the World of Coke Brewery in Atlanta, but there were too many children crowding the peach flavored sodas
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yay, crls, it’s me!
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http://cgi.ebay.com/NEW-CROCHETED-SPARKS-CAN-HAT_W0QQitemZ380093847356QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item380093847356&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=72%3A1419|66%3A3|65%3A12|39%3A1|240%3A1318|301%3A0|293%3A1|294%3A100
The passions of a true Alt combine into wearable authenticity with a lil where da party at
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Thinking about cutting up Sparxxxx cans to plaster my fixedgear, dont know how to connect to frame?
1 measure PBR, 3 measures Sparks, 1 measure Rockstar, ice, straw, cherry w plastic sword
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srsly if some of you dont know that it is THE MAN who is shutting down sprks not its characteristic acquired taste, you need to use The Googler and learn about it.
i’m actually kinda surprised ppl aren’t just a tad bit more upset about this. srsly SPARKS is gone and it is NOT coming back.
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No, Sparks is still here. Just click on my name to see why.
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