[photo by lookbook]
The Most Alternative Couple Alive has a stronger bond than your entire family. They have a common goal that is more complex than 'staying alive and caring 4 one another.'
The Most Alternative Couple Alive never sleeps--they read blogs between 4 am-12 noon searching for the next big trends.
The Most Alternative Couple Alive will eventually merge as one epic tattoo mural.
The Most Alternative Couple Alive have forfeited their unique personal brands in order to become a mega-Lifestyle Brand. They will launch an online store and music project by 2k9.5.
The Most Alternative Couple Alive have left a major metropolitan area, and live in a conceptual forest in an ecosystem where they hunt & gather for their food. This is more authentic than 'being vegan' because they actually kill the animals, eat them and wear them.
They only listen to Animal Collective, and they are so alternative that they believe the Here We Go Magic EP is better than the new AnCo 'CD.'
The Most Alternative Couple Alive go together like a Child Predator and Illegal Keut Bait.
The Most Alternative Couple will eventually have an alternative baby, bringing him into this world in a bathtub full of Fiji Water.
The Most Alternative Couple Alive do not have any friends because they are the only two people on this Earth who 'get' one another. They have also cut off their parents, but their parents have not cut them off yet ( still rely on monthly parental checks to pay for 33% of their expenses).
The World's Most Alternative Couple is The World's Most Alternative Couple.

I want to be a proud member
of the most
alternative couple
in the world.

Do yall know any alternative couples? What makes them 'more alt' than a regular couple?