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I just saw the cutest lil alt when I was doing some online shopping yall. I remember back in 2k8, my big gimmick was ‘purchasing an AZN.’ This year, I think I’m looking for something that’s a little bit more youthful and fun. While buying a lil alt might be a 30% increase in maintenance costs, I think it will probably end up being a better accessory/altSlave. AZNs are small, but u can’t really compare their size to a lilAlt. Pre-tween alts are perfect because they are so energy efficient and customizable. So even though you’re going to pay a bit more for a lilAlt, they’ll probably get you back that money with fuel/energy savings.
LilAlts are more customizable than AZNs. I was actually thinking of starting a Human Trade shop in my local mall where people can purchase lil Alts (and a few high-end AZNs), and select outfits + accessories for them. (kinda like popular franchise BUILD A BEAR)
What makes having a human accessory fun isn’t the fact that they ‘help u with chores’ that much. It’s kinda more like having a tamagachi. When it ‘cries’ u have to feed it a lil bit. and sometimes u can play with it. but if it dies, u can just press the ‘reset’ button or get a new 1. The fun part is just ‘making it ur own’ and it doesn’t require the responsibilities of having a child of ur own.
What type of lilAlt do yall think yall will buy?
(Thinking about adopting a pokemone from a 3rd world country.)
What.Would.Jesus.Do?
Is there a different kind of human that u are thinking about purchasing in 2k9, or is ‘the economy’ holding u back from making the $100-$200 investment?
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I’m outsourcing all my purchases
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love to have a lil’ Alt to tap. we would listen to AnCo and talk about how pop sounding my girls is, but that we don’t think it will ever catch on 2 the mnstrmers
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//////////Posted January 22nd, 2009 at 3:20 pm
@Soap, the truly elite of us will wish it was still called its original title, “Material Things”
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def a pokemon
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if u get a lilAlt preggers, what sort of alternative baby is produced?
or is touching ur alt pet “downstairs” frowned upon?
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in the ad I’m seeing right now, american apparel has 4 sale a topless grl in tight jeans…i’d consider one of those, please. i wouldn’t have to spend $ on tops for her.
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//////////Posted January 22nd, 2009 at 12:50 pm
@dan-onymous, or bras (so expensive, probs)
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I kinda feel like this is a metaphor telling us to stop buying japanese cars, so we can purchase a compact, american car instead. same principle, u know? Really, though, i think wanna invest in a russian. Azns are sooo 2k8, and lil alts are in the child pred territory :/
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are those girls or boys
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Some lil alt’s are spoiled and hard to control. you should buy two, and kill the ugly one. just so that the other one knows not to get fat/go mainstream/go rockabilly.
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//////////Posted January 22nd, 2009 at 7:35 pm
@boyle,
We have a winning idea
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted January 22nd, 2009 at 8:29 pm
@superb, for parents of the year. nothing some adderall can’t fix
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zup dewdz i lizten to icp thaz zick right
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those kids seems like they would be dicks
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This is so wrong but it’s good. All I can think about are rich middle age fags and their “houseboys” whoring themselves out and loving it…. is there a more fucked up relationship dynamic? but then maybe all relationships are fucked up dynamics.
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androgenous lil alts give me a hard-on.
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“Should I tug my lilAlt?”
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