Falling in <3 is more difficult than people realize. I 'stayed in' this weekend 2 think abt 2k9, and where I want it 2 go. Who do I want 2 be? What do I want 2 discover about myself?
Ultimately, I guess I am asking myself
DO I WANT 2 BE WITH SOME1 WHO LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE ME?
OR DO I WANT 2 BE WITH SOME1 WHO IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF ME?
OR SHOULD I ‘GET PREYED UPON’ BY A CHILD PREDATOR?
OR SHOULD EVERY NIGHT BE GIRLS/NIGHT/OUT?
OR SHOULD EVERY NIGHT BE GNO?
OR SHOULD EVERY NITE BE GALS NITE OUTTE?
OR SHOULD EVERY NIGHT BE GURLZ’NITEOWT?
[Photos by We Made Out Once]
What would yall do if ‘u were me’ and u were ’single’ headed in2 a new year?
Stay at home and ‘tug alone’ every nite, or is there ’something 2 be found out there’?
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everytimes i see GNO i see GYNO
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UHM
GR8
nothing 2 be found yet
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that kid made me want to shave off my mewstash
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Wish there were some GALTS at my non-art college to makeout wiff.
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This year Im going to model myself on Ben GibbALT and bag myself a pixieALT
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//////////Reply by aNon
//////////Posted January 12th, 2009 at 6:55 pm
@nerdALT, well francis has the best rack of the bunch. just remember you may have to duck tape several bags together to get an hXc enough bag.
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as long as you keep taking pictures in front of the back drop, how could things not werk out? thats what I need to do.
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As of Jan. 20th, 2009, HRO will no longer be relevant!
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//////////Reply by *****
//////////Posted January 11th, 2009 at 8:40 pm
@DIESEL BOY,
nostradamus?
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//////////Reply by "zaza"
//////////Posted January 11th, 2009 at 9:31 pm
@*****,
Barry Obames takes OVR
MIND KONTROL
and CRLS, I think u should b “sexie nd single” in 2k9
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//////////Reply by ThatWas for reals yo
//////////Posted January 12th, 2009 at 1:13 am
@DIESEL BOY, You’re biting off a DJ’s name. I’m sure you just like diesel clothing.. but uh..
http://www.djdieselboy.com fucknutty!
http://www.hipsterwave.com
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//////////Reply by evry1
//////////Posted January 12th, 2009 at 2:40 am
@ThatWas for reals yo,
just die
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//////////Reply by ThatWas for reals yo
//////////Posted January 12th, 2009 at 3:30 am
@evry1, What do you mean?
That looks like a killer highschool party
i def think this is going to be the year of sleeping around with high school girls because they are easier to get. They are easier to get because you’re older and more “accomplished”
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GO 4 IT CRLS
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Well, the two dudes that look alike are kind of cool…
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i want to be with the child predator known as http://www.yeahdef.com
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//////////Reply by okkk
//////////Posted January 13th, 2009 at 3:21 am
@Linhja,
saw him in denton [2k8] and he was still spinning lcd soundsystem and daft punk.
:/
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she’s black, he’s white. but other than that they’re really similar. skinny, hipster, bowl cut.
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Move to another city/country, realize all the men/women are even bigger wankers//less keut than where you used to live. Move back w/refreshed mindset on ur old ’selection’ and ur new positive attitude will probs attract an eager entry lvl alt for 3 month relationship. Repeat.
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//////////Reply by Vanna
//////////Posted January 11th, 2009 at 10:28 pm
@cc,
So true.
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//////////Reply by BROSHI
//////////Posted January 11th, 2009 at 10:51 pm
@cc, starting 2day
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bitches night out cause bitches are girls
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..i was all thinking these people are lame.. look at the amateur photo booth they have going on and they’re all very unattractive then i realized these people live near me apparently.. i h8 life
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//////////Reply by me
//////////Posted January 12th, 2009 at 12:23 pm
@shoooooo, steady, hater. B nice. these ppl look like hope for future generations.
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crls, your’e getting back in2 the days of myspacers worth blogging about recently. i want moar meaningful social commentary again :( :( :(
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//////////Reply by privypinch
//////////Posted January 11th, 2009 at 11:10 pm
@m39
seconded.
quit recycling the same drivel carles!
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i think carls tookt his pictures the sexual predator is him.
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i support beastiality. ready 4 sex w giraffes? elephants? i heard bonobos r rly sexxual.
crls, i find this post semi-inauthentic bcuz i doubt u have a hard time makin d8s w ppl. u convinced me weekly gnos = d8ability… did i read it wrong?
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I really hate to tell you this but this is about meta-advertising Carles is a goddam salesman.
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stay single crls… ur tug jokes are the only thing that keep me going sometimes and if u start “kumming w/ someone else in the room” u may not be as funny :(
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haha yeahdef made it on hro. comedy
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dat black chick got one hott ass
and for the record ya’ll are just jealous biiiiiiitchzzz
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yes! More Denton posts.
Yeahdef.com 4 lyfe
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The black girl’s gums R 2 big.
Big Gums big in 2k9? (My orthodontist would disagree)
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//////////Reply by babibird
//////////Posted January 12th, 2009 at 1:19 pm
@Herpesterrunnoff
they are not + haha @thats all you could pick on bc shes such a beauty.
p.s. u hav hrpez
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//////////Reply by Hot N' BODY'D
//////////Posted January 12th, 2009 at 3:58 pm
@Herpesterrunnoff, dont think her gumsz are too big, just her mouth is too wide. other than that, shes pretty on point.
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Dates the bros(Z) who look like you! ALTBROS+TWINS=MEANINGFUL RELATIONSHIP
I love all my high school Denton friends they always stay young and current and authentic. (even though these photos are a year old)
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now wait a sec—i don’t really see that the peeps in #2 are actual “opposites”…
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is denton teh new heaven?
is 2k9 still authentic?
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Since this is you in this video, why don’t you stop faking your identity and admit that the dude on the left is already your boyfriend. Carles is a chick YALL!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSVKoUnMooo
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//////////Reply by anonies
//////////Posted January 12th, 2009 at 4:03 am
@ThatWas for reals yo, just die, srsly.
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DENTON IS FULL OF HANDICAP HIPSTERS NEVER GO
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lolz @ girls/night/out
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http://ilovekatiekelly.tumblr.com/post/69824111/fiveeasypieces-ultimate-alt-bro-pt-1
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//////////Reply by yazmin
//////////Posted January 12th, 2009 at 2:22 am
@kk, is that carles?
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//////////Reply by kk
//////////Posted January 12th, 2009 at 2:42 am
@yazmin
no its the boy in the 1st pic on the right
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//////////Reply by oh plz
//////////Posted January 14th, 2009 at 4:04 pm
@kk, I am in love with that preemie, ok?
//////////Reply by ThatWas for reals yo
//////////Posted January 12th, 2009 at 3:39 am
@yazmin, yeah dumbass. THIS is carles:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSVKoUnMooo
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//////////Reply by anonies
//////////Posted January 12th, 2009 at 4:05 am
@ThatWas for reals yo, just die, SRSLY!
//////////Reply by ThatWas for reals yo
//////////Posted January 12th, 2009 at 4:07 am
@anonies, I regret to inform you that I am immortal, like the Highlander. There can be only one. :-(
http://www.thecobrasnake.com/partyphotos/noculture/IMG_839.html
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find a younger grl so you get mor optimistic! ahhh they r so cute!!
p.s. take them for a bike ride, s00 romantic – als0 – wear your childpred shades!
<3 young grls!
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tbh Carles, if you can find someone who puts up with your incessant “social commentary”, then stick with them, grab them and NEVER let go.
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I wonder if this could get any more meaningful. Is it really possible? hm i duno.. wow im having sucha meaningful moment here.. with somuch meaning…
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2oo9 will finally be there year where you can honestly tell your friends and family that you met your gal/mans on the internet, and not have to justify anything.
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//////////Reply by anon
//////////Posted January 12th, 2009 at 6:43 pm
@Jesse, i met my tugpartner on ach-ar-oh.
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Feelin’ zany what with being on hro and all. Just put on Celine Dion.
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//////////Reply by kk
//////////Posted January 12th, 2009 at 1:20 pm
@fiveeasypieces
thx 4 sinkin teh titanic w/ us on sa nites.
xoxo’z
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you should probs just d8 me
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me and eli are still just tryna find true love.
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fat girls are dope!
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they’re stuck in this self-conscious phase where they deliberately mess up/GOOFIFY pictures because they are afraid of what might happen if they don’t.
FUQ THAT.
2k9 = YEAR OF GOIN 4 MEAN/BITCHY/HOT.
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http://www.pukepartyblog.com
they should get naked!
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u shuld follow mya’s advice
“single sexy and free
makin mi own monhey”
DUH
mya’s
=total blipster/ alt/ babe/ dancergurl/ low rise hiphugger flared jeans/ gno anthem of 90s
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Big in 2k9: silence. Yeah its really big to just totally disengage from other people. Silence is even bigger than terrorism was in 2k1.
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You are ridiculous!!!
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i’d hit it with the red head gno
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