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What brassieres will look like in 2k10
Fri, 2009-01-16 19:05 | by Carles


[Photo by Last Nights Party]
2k10 will be a turning point for women. They will no longer be confined by fashion/design constructs, and they will redefine every article of clothing in order to create a more authentic method of expressing who they are [via the clothes that they wear]. Things will begin to get more conceptual, and advertisers will move to advertise on beautiful humans after the blog-ad market dries up/internet is rationed by Barry Obama.

If there is one thing our country needs now, it is a bail out of the following economies

  • the nip stickies economy
  • the 'chunks of pink/purple/blue in my hair' economy
  • the free-spirited piercing economy
  • the electro economy
  • the banger economy
  • the conceptualcore economy
  • the meaningfulcore economy
  • the fund for transitioning entry levelers to mildly authentic bros
  • the bro economy.
  • The meme economy

Hopefully we make it to 2k10 without a country 'getting zany' and dropping a nuculeaure bomb on 'us.' I am looking forward to more keut women in progressive outfits that do a better job of 'showing the world what God gave them.

I am excited about the future.
I am excited about the future of fashion/design/women.

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by tryin2findmyself (not verified) | Fri, 2009-01-16 19:18
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girls are gross

by lulz (not verified) | Fri, 2009-01-16 19:19
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~luv~ chunky half azzzzzn

by andrew (not verified) | Sat, 2009-01-17 05:15
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@lulz,

i hear that.

by Doin Music (not verified) | Fri, 2009-01-16 19:39
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Luv Jenifer love hewitt.

by altbaugette (not verified) | Fri, 2009-01-16 20:06
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ew look at those pancakes

by SWEET (not verified) | Fri, 2009-01-16 20:31
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MYSPACE.COM/LXNDRRN

ADD US!!!

by muh dick (not verified) | Sat, 2009-01-17 03:21
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@Carles,

carles start modding your comment threads i dont need some dipshits myspace link conceptually flogging my hro experience

by anony (not verified) | Sat, 2009-01-17 05:19
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@muh dick, alts don't mod; it's inauthentic.

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by spaghettibros (not verified) | Wed, 2010-09-29 10:57
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@SWEET, please go fuck ur self. take ur shitty 'buzz'band else where. thx

by BLACK people (not verified) | Fri, 2009-01-16 20:37
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STOP PROMOTING ON HRO, YOU LOOK PATHETIC.

by SWEET (not verified) | Fri, 2009-01-16 20:45
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@BLACK people,

WE ARE PATHETIC!!! TAHNKS 4 NOTICING!!!

<333

by lawlcatz (not verified) | Sat, 2009-01-17 08:59
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@SWEET,
is that your only way of refuting insults?
i've seen amycore say the same thing.

by anony (not verified) | Sat, 2009-01-17 05:21
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@BLACK people, it only looks pathetic to the untrained observer.

by spaghettibros (not verified) | Wed, 2010-09-29 10:58
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@anony, nah, it's pretty pathetic bro

by REMBRANDT FON RIGN (not verified) | Fri, 2009-01-16 20:51
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carles can u do an interview w/ the ppl in ure AmAppy ads or at lest get the full phot0sh00t series for the hot tits girl

by jacob (not verified) | Fri, 2009-01-16 20:53
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the perfect alt breasts?
http://www.lastnightsparty.com/outrageousavn/slides/IMG_9969.html

by anony (not verified) | Sat, 2009-01-17 05:25
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@jacob, Are they real? Can perfect alt breasts be fake and yet "authentic"? Is "meaning" the new authenticity in 2k9?

by macy'sdayparade (not verified) | Fri, 2009-01-16 21:05
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can you say HOT MESS?

by mobydick (not verified) | Fri, 2009-01-16 21:13
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man the harpoons!!!

by Semblance (not verified) | Fri, 2009-01-16 21:58
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miss u Jennifer Love Hewitt (nvr 4gt those tits)

by m (not verified) | Fri, 2009-01-16 22:05
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WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

by Homie (not verified) | Fri, 2009-01-16 22:05
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what the fuck is happening to hro, people posting friend requests and trying to conform to stupid entry level meme's, i want hro to go back to the way it was i want the AUTHENTIC carles

by anony (not verified) | Sat, 2009-01-17 05:50
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@Homie, carles is authentic; it is you who is deeply afraid of losing your authenticity. your disdain for entry levelers is merely a thinly veiled attempt to recapture a meaningful past. But fear not for the past is already written but the future is writhe with authenticity. You need only seize upon it and make it your own.

by Tar (not verified) | Fri, 2009-01-16 22:20
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crls please blog about bicycle bros AKA fixters.

by AltCauc (not verified) | Fri, 2009-01-16 22:24
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Animal Collective Sucks Big Purple Donkey Dicks! They suck hard.

by naNa (not verified) | Sat, 2009-01-17 00:25
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a lecture by carles? i like it.

by C_TA (not verified) | Sat, 2009-01-17 01:39
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I want some oriental Flapjacks!

PS:
Circuit City is closing all their stores. Major liquidation sale, yall.

by AltCauc (not verified) | Sat, 2009-01-17 01:40
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Is it possible to tug to Crls?

by anony (not verified) | Sun, 2009-01-18 06:13
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@AltCauc, thats so meta.

by Greg (not verified) | Sat, 2009-01-17 02:26
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Are more women going to put ads on their chests in the future too? This might end up helping the ACTUAL economy! Fcking genious! 2010 here we come!

by zephyr (not verified) | Sat, 2009-01-17 03:10
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conceptual ppl are fucking irritating and then boring and crappy in the sack

Jenny <3 Hewitt

by anony (not verified) | Sat, 2009-01-17 06:04
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@zephyr, perhaps it is you who hath not assisted their lover in the quest for the g-spot and/or prostate; find it and you shall hold the key to untold ecstatic indulgences; your lover withering upon the linens like that first taste of sparks upon their lips.

by zephyr (not verified) | Sat, 2009-01-17 09:22
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@anony, wtf

by cockboy (not verified) | Sat, 2009-01-17 07:17
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more tits, less animal collective.

by Panchizzy (not verified) | Sat, 2009-01-17 10:44
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More J. <3. Hwtt

by Nathan (not verified) | Sat, 2009-01-17 13:05
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bras are "superfluous".

s0 GLAD i LEARNED ABOUT P4K so i could use KEWL WORDS YALL.

by ( . Y . ) (not verified) | Sat, 2009-01-17 13:24
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RIP bangers

by kyda69 (not verified) | Sat, 2009-01-17 14:04
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@( . Y . ), bangers will nvr die

by danceonpartyon (not verified) | Sat, 2009-01-17 17:15
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I always knew dominos had a hand in ur pocket

by terry fuckwit (not verified) | Sat, 2009-01-17 19:31
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mum put ur shirt back on

by poor kid (not verified) | Sat, 2009-01-17 19:37
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OMG u kno da futerz!! more importantly.. coloour fotoz will always be coorrdinuted!!! ((http://labs.ideeinc.com/multicolr#colors=bb1907,f2d435,829b40,3778fa,362...))

by Drink Your Milkshake (not verified) | Sun, 2009-01-18 01:41
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Gross boobies in that first pic. Saggy ass sheeit. Icky bod yuck.

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by Tenochtitlan (not verified) | Mon, 2009-01-19 12:20
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@Drink Your Milkshake,

Stop parading your gheeey ass sheeit icky blog yuck round here. Please post it on the fall out boy messageboard.

by Beef (not verified) | Mon, 2009-01-19 00:09
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Most dummies would rather fuck that awful blond bore in the background, but fuck that, I'd punch a woman in the face to get to those cupcake titties.

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