What brassieres will look like in 2k10


[Photo by Last Nights Party]
2k10 will be a turning point for women. They will no longer be confined by fashion/design constructs, and they will redefine every article of clothing in order to create a more authentic method of expressing who they are [via the clothes that they wear]. Things will begin to get more conceptual, and advertisers will move to advertise on beautiful humans after the blog-ad market dries up/internet is rationed by Barry Obama.

If there is one thing our country needs now, it is a bail out of the following economies

  • the nip stickies economy
  • the ‘chunks of pink/purple/blue in my hair’ economy
  • the free-spirited piercing economy
  • the electro economy
  • the banger economy
  • the conceptualcore economy
  • the meaningfulcore economy
  • the fund for transitioning entry levelers to mildly authentic bros
  • the bro economy.
  • The meme economy

Hopefully we make it to 2k10 without a country ‘getting zany’ and dropping a nuculeaure bomb on ‘us.’ I am looking forward to more keut women in progressive outfits that do a better job of ’showing the world what God gave them.

I am excited about the future.
I am excited about the future of fashion/design/women.

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29 Comments

  1. tryin2findmyself
    Posted January 16, 2009 at 8:18 pm | Permalink

    girls are gross

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  2. lulz
    Posted January 16, 2009 at 8:19 pm | Permalink

    ~luv~ chunky half azzzzzn

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    andrew

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    @lulz,

    i hear that.

    Reply

  3. Posted January 16, 2009 at 8:39 pm | Permalink

    Luv Jenifer love hewitt.

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  4. altbaugette
    Posted January 16, 2009 at 9:06 pm | Permalink

    ew look at those pancakes

    Reply

  5. SWEET
    Posted January 16, 2009 at 9:31 pm | Permalink

    MYSPACE.COM/LXNDRRN

    ADD US!!!

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    muh dick

    //////////Reply by muh dick
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    @Carles,

    carles start modding your comment threads i dont need some dipshits myspace link conceptually flogging my hro experience

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    anony

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    @muh dick, alts don’t mod; it’s inauthentic.

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  6. BLACK people
    Posted January 16, 2009 at 9:37 pm | Permalink

    STOP PROMOTING ON HRO, YOU LOOK PATHETIC.

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    SWEET

    //////////Reply by SWEET
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    @BLACK people,

    WE ARE PATHETIC!!! TAHNKS 4 NOTICING!!!

    <333

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    lawlcatz

    //////////Reply by lawlcatz
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    @SWEET,
    is that your only way of refuting insults?
    i’ve seen amycore say the same thing.

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    anony

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    @BLACK people, it only looks pathetic to the untrained observer.

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  7. REMBRANDT FON RIGN
    Posted January 16, 2009 at 9:51 pm | Permalink

    carles can u do an interview w/ the ppl in ure AmAppy ads or at lest get the full phot0sh00t series for the hot tits girl

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  8. Posted January 16, 2009 at 9:53 pm | Permalink

    the perfect alt breasts?
    http://www.lastnightsparty.com/outrageousavn/slides/IMG_9969.html

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    anony

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    @jacob, Are they real? Can perfect alt breasts be fake and yet “authentic”? Is “meaning” the new authenticity in 2k9?

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  9. macy'sdayparade
    Posted January 16, 2009 at 10:05 pm | Permalink

    can you say HOT MESS?

    Reply

  10. mobydick
    Posted January 16, 2009 at 10:13 pm | Permalink

    man the harpoons!!!

    Reply

  11. Semblance
    Posted January 16, 2009 at 10:58 pm | Permalink

    miss u Jennifer Love Hewitt (nvr 4gt those tits)

    Reply

  12. m
    Posted January 16, 2009 at 11:05 pm | Permalink

    WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    Reply

  13. Homie
    Posted January 16, 2009 at 11:05 pm | Permalink

    what the fuck is happening to hro, people posting friend requests and trying to conform to stupid entry level meme’s, i want hro to go back to the way it was i want the AUTHENTIC carles

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    anony

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    @Homie, carles is authentic; it is you who is deeply afraid of losing your authenticity. your disdain for entry levelers is merely a thinly veiled attempt to recapture a meaningful past. But fear not for the past is already written but the future is writhe with authenticity. You need only seize upon it and make it your own.

    Reply

  14. Posted January 16, 2009 at 11:20 pm | Permalink

    crls please blog about bicycle bros AKA fixters.

    Reply

  15. AltCauc
    Posted January 16, 2009 at 11:24 pm | Permalink

    Animal Collective Sucks Big Purple Donkey Dicks! They suck hard.

    Reply

  16. naNa
    Posted January 17, 2009 at 1:25 am | Permalink

    a lecture by carles? i like it.

    Reply

  17. Posted January 17, 2009 at 2:39 am | Permalink

    I want some oriental Flapjacks!

    PS:
    Circuit City is closing all their stores. Major liquidation sale, yall.

    Reply

  18. AltCauc
    Posted January 17, 2009 at 2:40 am | Permalink

    Is it possible to tug to Crls?

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    anony

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    @AltCauc, thats so meta.

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  19. Posted January 17, 2009 at 3:26 am | Permalink

    Are more women going to put ads on their chests in the future too? This might end up helping the ACTUAL economy! Fcking genious! 2010 here we come!

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  20. zephyr
    Posted January 17, 2009 at 4:10 am | Permalink

    conceptual ppl are fucking irritating and then boring and crappy in the sack

    Jenny <3 Hewitt

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    anony

    //////////Reply by anony
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    @zephyr, perhaps it is you who hath not assisted their lover in the quest for the g-spot and/or prostate; find it and you shall hold the key to untold ecstatic indulgences; your lover withering upon the linens like that first taste of sparks upon their lips.

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    zephyr

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    @anony, wtf

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  21. Posted January 17, 2009 at 8:17 am | Permalink

    more tits, less animal collective.

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  22. Panchizzy
    Posted January 17, 2009 at 11:44 am | Permalink

    More J. <3. Hwtt

    Reply

  23. Nathan
    Posted January 17, 2009 at 2:05 pm | Permalink

    bras are “superfluous”.

    s0 GLAD i LEARNED ABOUT P4K so i could use KEWL WORDS YALL.

    Reply

  24. ( . Y . )
    Posted January 17, 2009 at 2:24 pm | Permalink

    RIP bangers

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    kyda69

    //////////Reply by kyda69
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    @( . Y . ), bangers will nvr die

    Reply

  25. Posted January 17, 2009 at 6:15 pm | Permalink

    I always knew dominos had a hand in ur pocket

    Reply

  26. terry fuckwit
    Posted January 17, 2009 at 8:31 pm | Permalink

    mum put ur shirt back on

    Reply

  27. poor kid
    Posted January 17, 2009 at 8:37 pm | Permalink

    OMG u kno da futerz!! more importantly.. coloour fotoz will always be coorrdinuted!!! ((http://labs.ideeinc.com/multicolr#colors=bb1907,f2d435,829b40,3778fa,3626af;))

    Reply

  28. Posted January 18, 2009 at 2:41 am | Permalink

    Gross boobies in that first pic. Saggy ass sheeit. Icky bod yuck.

    http://www.hipsterwave.com

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    Tenochtitlan

    //////////Reply by Tenochtitlan
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    @Drink Your Milkshake,

    Stop parading your gheeey ass sheeit icky blog yuck round here. Please post it on the fall out boy messageboard.

    Reply

  29. Posted January 19, 2009 at 1:09 am | Permalink

    Most dummies would rather fuck that awful blond bore in the background, but fuck that, I’d punch a woman in the face to get to those cupcake titties.

    Reply

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