Comments on: What can we do to help Contorted Alts?

By: baron von marlon

baron von marlon — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 01:09:24 +0000

@anony, Hahaha yes, but trying to hide who you really are makes you more alt so it all evens out. Hahahaha jokes. but seriously I was watching intervention and this fat kid was eating himself to death but then he had an intervention and he told his gay brother to not try and hide who he was. I think we can all learn something from this. I don’t know what yet though.

By: Teh Anomususses

Teh Anomususses — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 19:26:00 +0000

We can punch them in the face.

You must first be mentally contorted to become physically contorted soon after.

One awakening blow and they’ll be contorted no mo’.

By: Nepo

Nepo — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 09:02:52 +0000

Haven’t we forgotten about Wheelchair Alts?

By: anony

anony — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 07:57:11 +0000

@baron von marlon, I legitimately am horribly near sighted… and yet I wear contacts. Does that make me less alt?

By: baron von marlon

baron von marlon — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 01:17:29 +0000

OH MY GOD! those glasses ae fake . . . . . I never! I wish that dissability never became cool. (not being able to sees) I hope that soon wheel chairs become as cool as glasses, then all the alties will be jumping from high places.

By: Ctrlalt

Ctrlalt — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 01:14:27 +0000

It’s so meaningful to inspire your fellow man to move forward into 2k9 graciously by helping contorted alts to overcome their entry level afflictions. The rediculas poses they are stinking up myspace/cobra snake with have got to end. Forest gump was the original nerd alt who was the ultimate contortion master, but he broke free from his physical barriers & went on to live a meaningful exhistance. Good luck contorted alts, you too can stand straight once again.

By: Tar

Tar — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 01:05:06 +0000

@beard, also, think so creatively that bodies posture themselves more…out of the box you could say.
OMG U R TEH ONLY 1 WHO UNDERSTANDZ.
you desrve tuggles fo sho.

By: Tar

Tar — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 01:03:10 +0000

did too much yoga while my bones were still developing yall. i cant control my alt contrortionism. specially after hash.

HAVE TO RAISE AWARENESS FOR CONTORTED ALTS.

By: cold legs

cold legs — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 01:00:25 +0000

mickey mouse fucking sucks so hard

By: NeonCoolKidsYo.com

NeonCoolKidsYo.com — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 00:10:46 +0000

oh god those are some sexy bitches. Id totally sniff their panties