
I have always wondered what it means when I see a bro dating a broad who looks exactly like him. (GHEYS also do this a lot.) Do u just ‘like the way u look’ so u find a similar partner, so that it’s kinda like ur ‘looking in the mirror’ when u r ‘with’ them? Do you also have a mutual understanding for one another’s self-concepts. Kinda like ‘I really get my partner, because we have both probably had the same insecurities about our social existences and have similar ideas about our place in this mad, mad world.’
Maybe I am just ‘assuming’ that ppl r in a relaish when they are actually just ‘friends’ or ‘brother+sister’… yall ‘know what they say about assumptions.’
Not sure if these ppl are ‘in a relaish’ but they kinda look the same, and they are kinda like a mirrored reflection of one another [via mirrored bangs].

[Photos via cobrasnake]

S000 weird when couples look like 1 another, yall.
Will u be able 2 find some1 who looks like u in 2k9?
//// hope so
(What do I do if my personal brand is too unique?)




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why do all those girls have such huge hips?
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//////////Reply by kyda69
//////////Posted January 10th, 2009 at 5:08 pm
@jennifer, because that’s what real women look like (women that eat more than a tic tac and index finger for lunch)
Don’t get why altbag white bros think it’s hawt when women look like their a malnourished 12 year old
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//////////Reply by Hot N' BODY'D
//////////Posted January 10th, 2009 at 5:12 pm
@kyda69, agreed
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//////////Reply by anonymous
//////////Posted January 10th, 2009 at 6:11 pm
@kyda69,
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//////////Reply by kyda69
//////////Posted January 11th, 2009 at 3:50 am
@anonymous, hahaha… hey man, the biggest thing that’s ever been in my ass is my gf’s finger, so i don’t think that qualifies as fggt.. Does it? I know lots of str8 dudes that appreciate a good prostrate massage from time to time.. Dont fuckin judge me..
And Jen, I know what ur sayin, I can eat 6000 calories a day and my metabolism burns it off.. Not everyone is blessed with such a physiology..
Hips are fuckin sexy, it seems like a white american thing to think that skinny anorexic chicks are hot.. But whatever, to each his own
altbags
//////////Reply by jennifer
//////////Posted January 10th, 2009 at 7:46 pm
@kyda69, but i am a “real woman” and i eat incessantly.
i don’t have big hips, though.
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//////////Reply by Hot N' BODY'D
//////////Posted January 10th, 2009 at 5:10 pm
@jennifer, the better for giving birth my dear. ive read that there was a study that concluded that curvier woman(via hips/breasts) are more attracted to muscular men because they look like theyll be good protectors/providers and will produce more desirable offspring.
in the same vein, tall muscular men are more attracted to curvier woman because wide hips and breasts are a sign of maternal instinct.
natural selection?/evolution? /pre-determined personal branding for couples?
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//////////Reply by asdfasfd
//////////Posted January 10th, 2009 at 6:12 pm
@Hot N’ BODY’D, ppl don’t need muscles anymore to “provide”, unless they work as a wrestler.
skinny ppl are more “efficient”
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//////////Reply by anonymissu
//////////Posted January 10th, 2009 at 5:20 pm
@jennifer, exactly. hips r fat. as in ugly. they might mean ‘birthable’ but every1 knows birthing is gross. and so 2k8. no pregnancies this yr plz!
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//////////Reply by adhd
//////////Posted January 10th, 2009 at 6:59 pm
@anonymissu, good call! why didn’t your mom thought of that tho?
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//////////Reply by anonymissu
//////////Posted January 11th, 2009 at 3:52 am
@adhd,
why didn’t my mom “thought of that”?
prob cuz she can’t physically *thought*.
now is that her fail or yours?
hmmm… thx 4 playn ne way.
//////////Reply by Boosh
//////////Posted January 11th, 2009 at 8:09 am
@jennifer, an almost serious discussion on hro? there’s hope yet
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//////////Reply by PYTITZ
//////////Posted January 11th, 2009 at 8:30 am
@Boosh, I like big butts too, if u r a girl with one gv me ur msn
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wtf crls, i was going to post the first picture on my blog.
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<3 when u post about tegan & sara, crls. even if ur making fun.
miss u.
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p.s. the girl in the first pic is wearin’ a tegan & sara shirt. coincidence? or is crls a genius?
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These people are all racist
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//////////Reply by black people
//////////Posted January 10th, 2009 at 4:26 pm
@Look, agreed
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is that RLLY a sist with a bro on her side on the last picture ??
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//////////Reply by Grandma Death
//////////Posted January 10th, 2009 at 4:44 pm
@young bastard,
Nope, just Lesbian twins.
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tegan or sara (one on the right) has a crack mouf.
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The Annoying Voices band Featurig Tegan and Sara is gr0ss
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There was this fat couple at my high school who looked like brother and sister and they kissed all the time and it was fuckin gross.
But whatever, the bro in the first pic has an awesome shirt.
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//////////Reply by Static
//////////Posted January 11th, 2009 at 6:00 am
@Rich, in 2k9 awesome==atrocious.
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i only d8 ppl who look like me so i can ‘find’ myself. u r so rite, crls.
i heard once that ppl d8/fuck their opposite 2 make the best gene pool 4 offsprings: dna <3 dna that is not like it.
but if that means i have to d8 sum1 mnstrm then fuck that! authentic + inauthentic = inauthentic. (u always take the lesser’s rank. it’s obv caste law.)
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just wanna look like hro <3
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I confess to being somewhat bewildered by your blog; I have so much to learn! What is this delightful pidgen by which you communicate? Is it common to the hipster ethos, or unique to your website?
In relation to your question, as I understand it, I do believe that like seeks after like. For these specimens, however, I must conclude that some are brother and sister; the similarities are simply too eerie otherwise!
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//////////Reply by *****
//////////Posted January 10th, 2009 at 6:16 pm
@Self-ID’ed Hipster,
your blog seriously scares the fuck out of me
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//////////Reply by Self-ID'ed Hipster
//////////Posted January 10th, 2009 at 6:37 pm
Oh dear, @*****! I do hope that “scared” is hipster slang for “cool” . . . I certainly am not looking to frighten anyone.
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//////////Reply by Tar
//////////Posted January 12th, 2009 at 7:49 pm
@Self-ID’ed Hipster, I like your blog. I mentally read it in a proper english teatime voice.
//////////Reply by Self-ID'ed Hipster
//////////Posted January 13th, 2009 at 11:44 am
Tar, thank you so much for the kind words! I’m not actually British, although I am something of an Anglophile (and I do happen to be rather fond of teatime!).
//////////Reply by PYTITZ
//////////Posted January 11th, 2009 at 8:33 am
@Self-ID’ed Hipster, r u a boy or a girl?wanna AIM¿
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//////////Reply by Self-ID'ed Hipster
//////////Posted January 13th, 2009 at 11:46 am
@PYTITZ, I am a boy–man, really–and to be honest, I’m a bit leery of AIMing with strangers. I’ve found that it’s quite easy to be deceived, at times rather egregiously. I do thank you for the offer, however.
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//////////Reply by boom_chicka_boom
//////////Posted March 15th, 2009 at 2:45 pm
@Self-ID’ed Hipster, r u a lit major or sumthin? writing a book? or r u just tryin to get beat up?
that last picture can’t be real
it’s either a) bro and sis b) same person + photoshop z) scary
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//////////Reply by CASHMONEY
//////////Posted January 10th, 2009 at 8:34 pm
@*****, they’re twin sisters, tegan and sara
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//////////Reply by anonymissu
//////////Posted January 11th, 2009 at 3:55 am
@CASHMONEY, aw shit C$$, next thing ur gon say is that they r canadian!
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me and my ex girlfriend used to accidently dress like each other all the fucking time, i have no idea why
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my SO and i accidentally wear similar outfits out.
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//////////Reply by m@du steve
//////////Posted January 10th, 2009 at 7:09 pm
@Steve, tellz me m0r!
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//////////Reply by Steve
//////////Posted January 10th, 2009 at 7:26 pm
@m@du steve, if american apparel didn’t make everything unisex, and if we didn’t wear the same pant size, or have the same great taste in scarves it wouldn’t happen
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i look nothing like any of my ex-girlfriends
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help: about to go to my first “real alt party”
*wish me luck*
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If i want to put my peen in tegan’s and sara’s butts am i a ghey, or will i get the aids????
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haha dude thats tegan and sara… they is sisters
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//////////Reply by anonymissu
//////////Posted January 11th, 2009 at 3:56 am
@katiesauce, no! r u srs? gtfo.
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//////////Reply by katiesauce
//////////Posted January 20th, 2009 at 3:04 am
@anonymissu, dont be mean…
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http://www.hipsterwave.com/nas-and-all-yall-know-my-style/
Because too many white hipsters are too white for their own good. Closed-minded and forever lame crackers.
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It’s really just because all alts are bi so they are kind of trying to have it both ways in their selection of a mate.
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i had a GF that was a lot like me, and then we ended up wearing th same glasses and it was wurse, broke up w her coz people wld say i was gay to date a girl like me and turned to fat hips
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there was 1 grrl who looked, dressed, and tlked xactly like me, but things didn’t work out. it’s okay though, she was a total narcissistic bitch.
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it cant be helped, i think, for all skinny white suburban altbros/broads wear the same style of skinnyjean/iconic t/swept bangs. perhaps the rise of the browl cut will help set apart the bags and baguettes. to many times has an altbro been hitting on another altbro, both thinking the other was and altbroad.
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//////////Reply by loldisco
//////////Posted January 12th, 2009 at 2:50 am
@beard,
h4w h4w, baguettes!!
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to date someone who looks like yourself is vanity. they just want to look at themselves all day
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//////////Reply by CogInSystem
//////////Posted January 12th, 2009 at 2:53 pm
@Brittshitt,
You prolly think this blog is about you
-Carly Simons
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Tegan and Sara are racist.
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see it all the time. don’t get it.
but maybe I just don’t have enough alt self esteem. if I met someone who looked just like me…fuck I’d shave my head or something before tugsideration.
why don’t they just grind up against a mirror?
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tegan and sara rule, but they aren’t a couple, so they don’t really count cause they’re not dating ( omg incest, lawl) no, but they rule. its been 2 yrs, i hope they put out a cd this year
i look nothing like my boyfriend. he’s really skinny , has an awkward haircut at the moment, and has like 5 t shirts and 3 pairs of jeans he puts on rotation.
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that first tee is a cool tee, okay??
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