When I grow up, I want 2 be frequently seen on a party pic website (on a weekly basis). I want 2 show up on 1 of the relevant sites in a major city. I want people 2 know that every week, I attend at least 1.5 cutting-edge cultural events. The world is watching me for the next big trends. This gives me a reason to be alive.
When I was young, I thought I wanted to be an astronaut/fireman/ professional athlete / doctor / lawyer / investment banker, but now I realize that there’s more to life than just ‘having a title that people respect.’ U should want more than just money + status in a local community. U need international alternative internet fame. U need 2 be seen + be relevant. U need 2 ‘look prettie’ and participate in a more personal version of ‘the paparazzi.’
Just because there aren’t tagging features on most party pix sites doesn’t mean they are worthless. Party pix sites are more authentic than facebook and flickr because you have 2 work harder to ‘be a community.’ When u r on a party pic site, u r part of something bigger than urself.
Be proud 2 be seen, yall.
Be proud of who yall are.
Be proud of ur wardrobe.
Be proud that u ‘get’ the world.
Be proud that u attend relevant events.
Be proud that u ‘get’ that u will be on a party pix site, then make a tshirt abt it[via graphic design], show up on another street fashion blog, then get blogged about by some 3rd altBlog. ( u r a meme. )
[Photos by Facehunter]
XX BONUS COBRANDING URSELF WITH An altWEBSITE [VIA TSHIRT] XX
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19 Comments
1st Chick STOOPD
2nd chick tugable
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nicky digital is my dad soooooo
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whats the story with 1st girl, is she dressed up for Halloween as douchebag?
whats the story with 2nd girl, did she spend 3 hours and 2 marker sets on that?
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//////////Reply by a.
//////////Posted January 29th, 2009 at 12:04 pm
@kn,
2nd girl is the orig. HRO superfan. she’s been doing HRO-themed arts and crafts projects for many years.
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//////////Reply by Sgt. Jesus
//////////Posted January 29th, 2009 at 1:35 pm
@a., shut up FAG!!
you just another scene bitch
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//////////Reply by anon
//////////Posted January 29th, 2009 at 2:16 pm
@kn,
shes just another entry lvl trying to find her personal brand by cobranding it with an alternative lifestyle blog
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted January 29th, 2009 at 3:01 pm
@anon, sad for her, good for carles.
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carles if you started printing official authentic HRO tees i would buy all of them
qtiyd
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CRLS you should make some real HRO Tees
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//////////Reply by THAT'S RIGHT BITCHES
//////////Posted January 29th, 2009 at 8:54 pm
@HGRD, why? they’d never sell. ;-p
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//////////Reply by xavier
//////////Posted January 30th, 2009 at 8:35 pm
@THAT’S RIGHT BITCHES, that is a good idea I would instantly buy one
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u should make a domino’s boobie hairy guy in shower w/ a beret Am APPY tee
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//////////Reply by WhiteBlipster
//////////Posted January 30th, 2009 at 12:17 am
@Brendan, Tht shit is funny
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first chick is like courtney love. she’s tryin to be all alt and cool, but she really is just conceited.
second chicks reppin HRO, so… how could you hate her?
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I’m worried about you carles . Your twitter indicates feelings of despair. Don’t worry, girls are making T shirts about you ALL AROUND THE WORLD RIGHT NOW
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Yall Im gunna drop outta college so I can work on my relevance to the ‘real world’
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//////////Reply by May
//////////Posted January 29th, 2009 at 1:58 pm
@Wut,
Been there done that -before it was even kewl.
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//////////Reply by до свидания
//////////Posted January 29th, 2009 at 4:00 pm
@Wut, i dropped out elementary skool to ‘find myself’ now i have to prostitute/kill people/sell drugs.
A+ would do again.
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2nd chick is such alt JB. just hurtin for an illegal squirtin
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carles should print “HRO Celebrity” shirts and send them out to people who get featured…. if they choose to leave their pics up….. that would be so much more authentic then selling HRO shirts to HRO whores. I don’t think I want to wear one unless it was given to me… an even then….
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//////////Reply by до свидания
//////////Posted January 29th, 2009 at 3:56 pm
@anony,
if i got a hro shirt i would ware it every day and never wash it.
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first girl is so pathetic. did she really put pictures that the cobra snake took of her on her shirt? ughhhhh
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carles i want to see ur face
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//////////Reply by THAT'S RIGHT BITCHES
//////////Posted January 29th, 2009 at 8:54 pm
@lacey, carles pays some dude to do her podcasts. carles is really a chick. it’s all a bunch of marketing bullshit.
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//////////Reply by obvious
//////////Posted January 29th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
@THAT’S RIGHT BITCHES,
It took me a minute to realize that people took this blog seriously. suppose people really do believe bigger lies then smaller ones. . ima go make paper planes out of macbookair’s and throw them off of the tower bridge with mia…
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//////////Reply by xavier
//////////Posted January 30th, 2009 at 8:37 pm
@obvious, damn carles is so big there is conspiracy stories
Secong broad rmnds me of Cory KenAlt
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//////////Reply by THAT'S RIGHT BITCHES
//////////Posted January 29th, 2009 at 8:54 pm
@WhiteBlipster, second broad reminds me of a penis.
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hahah. what the hell is this? that shirt blows donkey balls.
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OMG! YOU ARE ON COBRASNAKE AND I STILL DON’T KNOW WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE! Stay the fuck home.
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i’m not really surprised at the first tawdry broad’s shirt gimmick. this behavior is more common than we would like to think. i’ve seen several of my friend’s myspace pics page filled with photos of themselves from the cobra and last night’s party and then they have the audacity to “reference” each photo in relation to the site in which it was posted. well, i guess i just answered my own question-should i get new friends?
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plz plz plz track down and interview HRO t-shirt girl, Carles
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//////////Reply by panchizzy
//////////Posted January 30th, 2009 at 1:40 pm
@yo, yea find out her myspace, and if she’z legal. lol
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//////////Reply by ???
//////////Posted January 30th, 2009 at 3:45 pm
@panchizzy,
who cares bout that, just find out when she is coming to a major metro area near me. LOL. just want to align my personal brand w/ her.
<3 hawt gurlz. post moar crls
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//////////Reply by HRO girl fan
//////////Posted January 30th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
@???, bump for delving deeper into the semi-authentic enigma that is HRO fangirl. shes tuggable AND self aware!
//////////Reply by perezhilton
//////////Posted January 30th, 2009 at 9:51 pm
@panchizzy, she’s crls #1 on myspace
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the 2nd girl goes to my old highschool and no, she’s not legal
http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/profile.php?id=1373925080
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