Yall.
Kinda tired of ‘alt shit.’ I need 2 ask questions that appeal 2 more people.
Who do yall think will be ‘big in 2k9′? Kinda like a girl that ‘every1 wants 2 tug 2.’ Yall know what I mean.
I have a feeling that Natalie Portman might ‘get famous’ in 2k9. She was in popular movies like the Garden States, and I think she played Keanu Reeves’ lovemate in The Matrix.
Another up and coming singer is the Katy Perrys. This is a picture of her before she ‘rebranded’ into a semi-attainable moderately alt broad with ‘breasts that u can make love to.’ This makes her attractive to men without isolating her from female markets.
I have also heard of this new mainstream band called Lady Gaga. She seems like she is taking ‘electro’ to the mainstream. She seems really unique, fashionable, and talented. Think she really ‘gets’ what life/dance music is all about.
I am not sure if I like her zany personal brand, or if she should have stuck with her ‘Sexie New Jerseyian’ brand.
Another person who I think will be big in 2k9 is The Jessica Simpsons. She used to be a reality star, but now she is starting to sing country music. She has a beautiful voice and is very talented. She invented ‘mom jeans’ in the early 00s.
Another band 2 watch is The Girl Talks. Now that they have officially ‘become popular’ and ‘mainstream’, we have 2 see if they are going to slip down in2 a spiral of ___________. R yall worried? What happens to ex-authentic alts when they become commoditized + mainstream?
Another band 2 watch is The Ches. They are a communist anti-establishment rock group. They sing about ideas like ‘communism’ and ‘fascism’ and ‘hipsterism’ and ‘war’ and ‘death’ and other stuff that sounds like Linkin Park.
N e ways… just wanted 2 let yall know what’s going on in ‘mainstream world’ since sometimes we forget that there’s all of these other people out there who like stuff that’s less interesting than ‘us.’
h8 mainstreamers, but u kinda have 2 follow it a little bit so that you make sure that you’re still alt, and not ‘becoming one of them.’
Who do yall think will be big/go mainstream in 2k9? What do yall know about these bands/acts/people that I don’t know about? Need yalls help so that I can keep my blog ‘modern.’
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i <3 ches.
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//////////Reply by BROSKI
//////////Posted January 29th, 2009 at 8:18 pm
@sprkleboi,
you <3 a fake revolutionary spirit that fucks up millions of feeble-minded people every minute?
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doesn’t the jessica simpson have a really alt li’l sis with a meaningfully defined aesthetic living in her shadow? i’ll vote 4 that 1.
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all american girls r fat.
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//////////Reply by cc
//////////Posted January 29th, 2009 at 8:28 pm
@до свидания, Actually, Australian girls are fatter.
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//////////Reply by sknnyntpht
//////////Posted January 30th, 2009 at 4:03 am
@до свидания,
JSimp so fat she need two belts
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THA KATY PERRYS FOR THE WIN, BRO!
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fuck yaw CARLES !!!!!
THE COOL KIDZ will be bigger than all of them together, in the new year 2k9
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//////////Reply by xavier
//////////Posted January 30th, 2009 at 8:31 pm
@young bastard, cool kids aint goin to be shit, ninjasonik is where hip hops going
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simps looks like shes been taking second helpings.
ugh ugh ugh that outfit is awfulll
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Where are all the phat alts? More cushn for the pushn.
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//////////Reply by C_TA
//////////Posted January 29th, 2009 at 7:15 pm
@Jessica, luv me some muffin tops via studded belts.
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//////////Reply by horny virgin
//////////Posted January 29th, 2009 at 7:38 pm
@C_TA,
personally ive never been more attracted to j-simps, i like her new found junk in trunk, i just want make rough love to her on a shag carpet.
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I think the slumdog millionaires like the Mickey Mouse Rourke Band will be big in ohnein.
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lady gaga is the dust on the cassette that is ELECTROBLGHAUS
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scandinavian music festivals = 619 in ‘owe nine.
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The Bubba Sparxxx…. aligning theyselves with a new and improved version of Sparxx and making the midwest ‘cool’ again.
Bible Belt: Big in 2k9
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runner up: jPOP sensations SEAMO and the MonoBrights to expand our cultural awareness
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and i used to think katy perry was hot
fuck that she still is
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Probably me.
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Jessica Simpson needs to be strangled to near death with those jeans.
Natalie Portman will always be tuggable.
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WWTDD tls me to h8 the Katy Perrys and <3 Llly Alt – She will be big in ohnine, so will pocket watches and Animalia
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One of these things is not like the other, one of these things doesn’t belong. That would be Natalie Portman!
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lolspeak: An annoying, but yet sarcastic origination of a style of text that now has evolved widespread over the Internet. It is usually used with Kitten/Cat pictures, as well as other animals, with text captions in this style of writing.
The style became popular with people who often couldn’t spell words properly, and now has turned into a “cool” method of social communication between humans. It has now lost it’s true meaning of pure sarcasm and people actually talk in this as if it’s “cool”. It is a pure usage of letters and manipulation of words to how it sounds when spoken through “speech”. Today it is used on purpose and for those who are aware of its original intention, it is NOT cool, in fact it’s ridiculous.
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//////////Reply by до свидания
//////////Posted January 29th, 2009 at 9:10 pm
@THAT’S RIGHT BITCHES,
Убейсибяапстену,
your blog is unreadable. STOP POSTING.
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//////////Reply by cold legs
//////////Posted January 29th, 2009 at 10:02 pm
@THAT’S RIGHT BITCHES, yeah, that shit is mindnumbingly fucking boring most of the time
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//////////Reply by KillYourself
//////////Posted January 30th, 2009 at 5:44 am
@THAT’S RIGHT BITCHES, where you got your inflated sense of self no one will ever know. your blog is shit. go kill yourself.
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//////////Reply by kn
//////////Posted January 30th, 2009 at 8:08 am
@THAT’S RIGHT BITCHES,
hipsterwave is actually the lamest shit i have ever seen, it’s bewildering that you aren’t embarassed by your work, i second you kill yourself
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//////////Reply by anonniee
//////////Posted January 30th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
@THAT’S RIGHT BITCHES,
CRLS i still <3 u. these ppl should just stop readin ur blog if they can’t read it. fux yall.
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted January 31st, 2009 at 3:45 pm
@anonniee, I love people who pretend they can’t read it. Are you really that full of yourself or do you just hate the idea of language evolving?
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the rlly important question is which mainstreamers are going 2 go alt right when its “not cool anymore”
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Lady Gaga pretty much makes me want to punch myself in the face.
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Thanks CRLS, you made me laugh yet again.
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jessica needs to lose, like, 50 pounds. srsly.
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BEYONCE! shes really fucking hot yall.
and crls all those girls are not what you would call “authentic mainstream” they are the gross fake alt mainstream. i like pure breeds.
i also wanna do beyonce, she can wear that stupid metalic arm IDC.
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is Lady Gaga the chick from The Ting Tings? who is katy perry? and why does she look like zoey deschanel,. why don’t i know these things?! i guess “i need my mtv”
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted January 31st, 2009 at 3:50 pm
@Angelsls, I haven’t watched MTV or turned on top 40 in months… not for more than a few minutes anyway. Should I be concerned about this?… It’s already starting to happen when the only references alts get are the ones from washed up 90’s bands and culture which carles loves to use.
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Latin was originally a language of the streets in Greece.
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do ya’ll ever wunda what it would be like if pitchfork had a comments section??
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