ALL | ALT REPORT | CLASSIC
YALL, I HAVE BEEN WONDERING...

YALL, I HAVE BEEN WONDERING is a new HRO gimmick where Carles presents a question that he has been thinking about a lot. Based on cultural observations and personal experiences, Carles will ask tough questions that directly relate to our society.


YALL, I HAVE BEEN WONDERING...
are black people a lil bit too cocky now?
Have they 'changed' ever since Barry Obama was elected?
Do yall know any African Americans personally?
How have they changed since the Inauguration?
Do yall think that they will cultivate 'pride' and market it in a new genre of positive hip hop?
Can we 'close the door' on saying that our nation is still feeling the aftermath of slavery?
Are all men created [via equal]?
If u are an African American child growing up in 'the projects', do u have a better chance of becoming a President, a rap mogul, or a drug dealer?
Will popular rappers 'piggyback' off the image of HOPE [via the Obama campaign], and add some 'swagger' to it, and market it to mature audiences who have grown out of 'cop killa' rap?
Is Barrack Obama 'authentic' black?
Are issues of 'race' over 4ever?
Is Larry Bird the best NBA player of all time?

///// YALL I HAVE BEEN WONDERING ABOUT THESE THINGS

Do they really have 2 use the N-word, yall?

...History, Black History
No President Ever Did Shit For Me
Had To Hit The Streets Try To Flip Some Keys
So A Nigga Won't Go Broke
Then They Put Us In Jail Now A Nigga Can't Go Vote
So I Spend Dough All These Hoes Is Trippin
She Aint A Politician Honey's A Pole-a-tician
My President Is Black Rolls Golden Charms
22 Inch Rims Like Hulk Hogans Arms
When Thousands Of People Is Riled Up To See You
That Can Arouse Ya Ego You Got Mouths To Feed So
Gotta Stay True To Who You Are And Where You Came From
Cuz At The Top Will Be The Same Place You Hang From
No Matter How Big You Can Ever Be
For Whatever Fee Or Publicity Never Lose Your Integrity
For Years Theres Been Surprise Horses In This Stable
Just Two Albums In I'm The Realest Nigga On This Label
Mr Black President Yeah Obama Fa Real
They Gotta Put Ya Face On The $5000 Dollar Bill ...
- Nas (from "My President Is Black")

Great Moments in African American Meme History

Are 'black people' cared about again now that Gerard Bush is out of office, yall?

Comments

AggggggggggggBLIPBRO's picture

lol, iam so glad dat election is over, but dat video was 1 of THE bestmoments
john mccain and barry o-b working 2gethr 2 help othrs

<3 U america

johnRX's picture

Which you it acne, skin in

Which you it acne, skin in Vbeam amp from. Remind simple is oil only make properly and limit Getting it. xenical 120 mg Walden others, it may. acheter xenical

macy&#039;sdayparade's picture

what the fuck do you mean, too cocky? bitch.

Bill Clinton's picture

black?! he's barely brown. The messiah is biracial get it right

panchizzy's picture

@Bill Clinton, I thought it was established he's like poly-racial.

thetruthyall's picture

@panchizzy, he's PanRacial, y'all

anony's picture

@Georgia O'Keeffe, I don't see color but I know I'm white because I read HRO.

pete's picture

@anony,

hahahahhahaha, so true.

flowzz's picture

@anony, I'm going to kill you for being so true.

kacia's picture

george bush doesnt care about black people

adamson's picture

I'm black, haha.
Black people haven't really changed since he got elected, LOL.

And I freaking hate the N-word! :/

panchizzy's picture

@adamson, shut up, NUBIAN

perezhilton's picture

@panchizzy, LOL

d's picture

this is an amazing post.

yazmin's picture

First really good post in a million blog years.

pete's picture

@yazmin,

to much rack lately i think

ES's picture

@pete, or Adderall.

Abby's picture

Crls have you heard the mcdonalds radio ad about bros drinking coffee? It's an all out BRO v. HIPSTER war!

lol's picture

@Abby,

the bro is dead

panchizzy's picture

I think at the end of the day, it depends on what kind of black person you are. If you don't ever watch the news, you're probably cocky as fuck because you feel like YOU just got elected. If you watch the news, but don't exactly get it, you're probably in the same place you were last year, only less skeptical of the executive office. If you're a Huxtable, or another upper-middle class breed of Cosby, you are probably excited, but acting as white as you can now, so that you can join the bandwagon

BROSKI's picture

ahahaha kanye west is a dumbass

GEORGE &#039;GERARD&#039; BUSH's picture

I don't care about black people [via 2k5]

MrsOfficer's picture

@GEORGE 'GERARD' BUSH,

LMAO, four capital letters

nobama's picture

black people didn't realize they've had the right to vote for the past 100 years until obama was a candidate

lolzzzzz

InnyVinny's picture

@nobama,

(low-key) I think that might be true...LOL

anon@non.com's picture

:( H8 U BARACK OBAMA
:( MISS U GERARD

//////////NEW GUY IS SO BORRRING
\\\\\NEVER SAYS ANYTHING FUNNY!

evan's picture

its just as bad to vote for a president because he is black as not voting for a president because he's black. its disgusting.

smichael's picture

no, it's not.
it's always a little better to vote for a black guy. i'm serious.

xavier's picture

black people became too cocky the instant they stopped being farming equipment

...'s picture

@xavier, not very 2k9 of you...

ooogie's picture

@xavier,
thats vry bajillion blog yrz ago of u.

Entry level alt's picture

@xavier,
In 2kkk10 Altinos, blipsters, and Azn's will be the MasterRace......I hope

88master's picture

@xavier,

more hate in half the time 09

anony's picture

@xavier, snap

CameronR's picture

Not a gimmick.

ooogie's picture

@poop, uhm
yu mean ur half boss
and ur half the opressor now

and ur white frienz are half boss too
and r half the opressor

(get it? cause hes half black? half white? yeah?)

до свидания's picture

is obama gunna invade sri lanka to save MIA?

The Pinko Commie's picture

Are those Nas lyrics 4real?/this is why I don't listen 2 rap

oh yeah + it's funny how blacks are "proud of their new prez", totally ignoring that he's a mutt (<3 mutts)

sonya's picture

@The Pinko Commie, He's hAlfrican American.

MidWasteland's picture

@The Pinko Commie,
not listening to rap, and hating black people gives you cool points and makes you an authentic alt

-p.s.
you're a fggt

lawlcatz's picture

Agreed Crls.
What I don't understand is... if black people claim to hate it when others "pull the race card", then why do they ALWAYS have to bring it up themselves?
They preached for YEARS that race and skin didn't matter, but once a half-black man is elected for president, it becomes an authentic qualification.
They sound quite bitter to me.

flowzz's picture

@lawlcatz, are you VIA rush limbaugh or what?

Knowledge is Power's picture

@lawlcatz,

go to college.

BLACK people's picture

as black people i can assure you we feel no change in the social climate as far as race goes, the only thing this proves is that hype doesnt only work on the hype machine, its works in polotics, mccain was a bad choice but barrack is full of false hope, he has no real experience and doesnt know what the fuck to do now that he actually made it. he wont be making bad decisions (via gerard) but that doesnt mean he will make great ones.

$$$$$$$$$$$'s picture

@BLACK people,

totes! will it ever be kewl to be white again??? will drugs be cheaper?? i feel safer in my all black neighborhood now. thanks bros!

nick's picture

Peyton Manning is the greatest football player of all time...
late post [via today being the Super Bowl]

ZenBen's picture

These race posts are killin me inside Carles. And in a bad way....It's bringing out the inner racist in some of yall. Oh btw im black..and im not cockier. But im also canadian...so maybe im immune? I doubt all black ppl are cockier anyway, but hey its fun to generalize.

Stop the hate yall
Besides, no-one's cockier than the jews
...but they've got that whole world domination thing

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX's picture

Haha. Once again, STOP BITING OFF OUR BLOG!

i always win's picture

h8 "black people". such a regressive culture, "african americanism". i only see bro's like you carles, there are people in fucked up situations across the whole globe, so i really dont feel like i should be giving everything ive got just to "black people"

trrootz's picture

since i'm tired of your bullshit
i'm starting my own blog
"blipster gunoff"
it's gonna be cocky as fuck

F's picture

Obama is Altfrican Americalt

Knowledge is Power's picture

why do you assume everyone who reads your blog is white? it's the internet, not your dorm room at university of wisconsin.

" some times we all have to think before we speak in public" -botney spores.

mynamesnotalice's picture

jhahhaha soooo true... i'm accustomed to watching the goings on of whites who seem to eternally be in a conversation with themselves. alt doesnt mean white and anything not white is therefore not nonnormative basic hegemony 101.

Rinnyriot's picture

What kind of question is it to ask if someone "knows any African-Americans personally"?

Black people are not an endangered species. And unless you live somewhere near the Heartlands of Utah, you should come across them every now and again.

Either way this was a bogus post. You shouldn't continuously single out one race in criticism if this is meant for comedy.

Clausewitz's picture

@Rinnyriot, there r blips in Utah [via university football+basketball recruiters], get ur facts str8.

drdrdrstringz's picture

i luv that song <33333333

danaray79's picture

I must appreciate you for the

I must appreciate you for the information you have shared.I find this information very useful and it has considerably saved my time.thanks:)

Buy Articles | Life Experience Degree | bachelor degree | Sample Essays

hairextension huilda's picture

With weave hair extensions

With weave hair extensions the natural hair is woven into the real cheap human hair extensions at the root. This helps it to be very secure so you don't have to worry that it won't stay when you move or when you style the hair weaving.

Post new comment

The content of this field is kept private and will not be shown publicly.