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Self Expression is the most important thing ever. Inside of 'you' is someone. You need to do what you can to express this some1 to everyone else.
Does n e 1 have any good ideas about 'what 2 make'? Just wanna make some new fashion/memes/paintings/ etc.
Should I make a dark-hearted tattered & torn hoodie design that looks like a skull / a miscellaneous dark-hearted creature?
[Photo via lookbook]
Should I make a zany meme quilt of the Tetrises?
Should I make a sweater that is a tribute to my favourite soft drink ? Should I join an Icelandic cult?
Should I make a bloggable painting meme that defies gravity/pixel properties?
Should I start a "Street Team" like a band from 1999?
Or should I build a Puzz3D of a city that I want to move 2 instead of actually moving to it?
Should I get a job at Circuit City? Should I ask to be paid in only flat screen TVs?
Or should I have a child, and then 'get him fucked up' so that he goes viral? Can u sell ur child after he or she 'goes viral'? Or does it help them 2 get into college if they put that they 'went viral' on their college resume?
Just want 2 express myself, yall. Sorry if my gimmicks aren't 'new and exciting' but I still think I'm searching for the same thing.
Miss yall. Wish we could have a bro-chill-session where we just 'talk', 'reflect', and 'make things that will last forever.'
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lol'ed at circuit city.
i am still waiting for my
i am still waiting for my cable to be sent. I ordered a cable last month and havent got an email back from them till i filed a paypal dispute.testking COG-112/testking BH0-010/testking BCP-421/testking 000-280/
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<3 u crls
kids fkin mongoled
@ Um WEAK POST CRLZ!!111!!!
(I can predict the future)
Bastard! You stole my post! I blogged that kid yesterday! YARGH!!!!!!!!!!|
@AlfInYoMouf.com, and you got it from streetbonersandtvcarnage
can i get shout out to KIA motors up in this bitch????
You could open a flickr account
weak post carles
LOL..."Is THIS real life??"....most meaningful quote from a fucked up 8 yr old...ever
@mstrcnt, make that an alt 8yr old
@May, well put
@mstrcnt, except it's not at all an atypical drug reaction.
I know you got this from my twitter but thats ok. The drug kid I mean.
Thats terribly sad btw. The vid I mean.
//sense
@Scott, the is all over clogging up the tubes.... and it's not even that great.... it's just "cute". Definitely NOT alt viral.
I'd give that lilaltbro a meaningful tugjob when he becomes a regaltbro.
"I can't see annnnnyyyyyytttthhhhhhinnnnnnnnggggggg yall"
@Hannah, What's the difference between the meaningful tugjob and the unmeaningfull tugjob? I mean wouldn't it be more meaningful to skip right past the tugjob? Or do you just give really good tugjobs; which admittedly is a rare skill indeed in the female alt.
@anony,
Hey anony,
If you are a male I can show you what a meaningful tugjob is.
Usually meaningful tugjobs happen at loft shows in Bushwick (more meaningful then Williamsburg y'all).
Sometimes they happen at the guys meaningful WIlliamsburg loft while his other bandmates are doing coke lines off the kitchen table.
Sometimes its me rubbing his peen through his skinny jeans on the back of his fixed gear bicycle on the way to a bodega in Park Slope (he lives at his parents place y'all) to get some Spaks (miss u).
<3 u for asking anony
@Hannah,
If Bushwick is more meaningful than Billyburg, is Bushburg having a personal branding crisis formerly known as identity crisis?
"Should we even care at all?" The Friendly Fires
@anony,
I was in DC for Barry Obammes' Daily Show skit. He's s00 self-aware making jk slip-ups. ANYWAY. I saw loads of Sparks that I would buy you if I knew where to send them.
@SilverTell,
I was in DC TOO!! I didn't see any Sparks though, we just went to this totally authentic Chinese restaurant in Chinatown, then went to the mall to wait for Barry to be all "I do solemnly swear...", and to bond with fellow bro's, bag's, blipster's, mid-westerners, and those without meaningful personal brands (none as meaningful as our's y'all).
As for Bushburg, what is this magical place? In my world (I live in Queens y'all) Bushburg is encompassed by Grand, Graham, and Montrose L-train subway stops (E and F <3 u, u contribute to me being 1 w/ my city).
In conclusion Bushburg is "relevant street fashion blogs," at one time it seemed like they'd be eternal (Iike The Smiths y'all), but are really meaningless (like the Fall Out Boyz 2 Men).
Miss u Bushburg
Miss u Fashion blogz
Miss u Barry O's big party thing
MISS U SPARKS !!!
yay
wtf! i was the one who made that cardigan for my friend... and that picture is of her in my house.... fuckin weirdddd.
n_n
@mic, oh so you are the fggt. cool 'cardigan' might want to rethink life. //end it
@Scott, ya thanks guy, except she wanted it, i made it. it ain't my personal brand of choice.
@Scott, jealousy detected.
Crls is this going to be forever?
p.s. WHERE the F**K did that guy get a Diet Pepsi sweater? I've been looking for one for ages!
It's hard to be creative when everything has already been done.
@anony,
PoMo pout?
Crls, lstn. We have 2 talk. When I consume something, it becomes my intellectual property. Everything posted by the twits I follow, by the blogs I reed, every IMs/texts/things I overhear when my mom+dad r 'settling their differences in the other room' r belongs to me.
You posting virals that r belong to me is making my blog less meaningful. Find your own virals that do not r belong to me or prepare to hear from my lawler/uncle.
go gators!
carles, is this real lyfe?
You should write snarky posts and sell advertising for it
@ur doing it rong,
lol
the wee one's musings accurately reflect the existential angst of the masses. when he reflects "why is this happening to me?", we can catch a glimpse of man's own attempts to fill the void of meaningless existence with some structure. Indeed, he is stating the very definition of our human condition.
@Albert Camus, i'm sorry we don't believe in meaning here. ;p what do you think this is the 90s?
@Albert Camus,
A+
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