We are all searching for media that ‘makes us laugh’ without having to think about ‘why we are laughing at it.’ We just want something that isn’t ‘trying too hard’ and isn’t ‘too bitter and self-aware.’ We want comedy that is smart and a lil bit dumb at the same time. We just want to relax, but feel ‘progressive’ and ‘current’ with what we find humorous. The ’stuff u find funnie’ is just as important as the mp3s on your iPod.
This is a post about Bro Comedy in 2k9 that is kinda disguised as offbeat comedy which is lumped into an alternative comedy genre. (Tweens love bro comedy because it makes them feel like they ‘fit in’.)
Yall. I’m just wondering if yall know if 2k9 is gonna be a good year for zany movies with zany characters. If u think about it, we haven’t had a movie that resonated deeply with Gen-Y since the hit film Napoleon Dynamite (aka NAPPY DYNABRO).
n e ways….
I recently saw a trailer for a film that looks kind of zany with one of the zany bros from FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS
Does this movie ’seem funny’ 2 u? Does something inside of u feel like u need 2 see it because of how it emulates popular comedic aesthetics, looks sort of meaningful, and has a character/actor from a popular TV show who is playing a different character/actor? I wonder what type of bro is inside of the ConchordBro from this movie. What inspired him to play these ‘oddball characters’? Does he think that he is making the world a better place by delivering a message through these quirky characters? Should we all just lighten up and laugh a lil bit? Do we really need to see another movie about ’sad, dumb people’ to realize that life is precious in a meaningless way?
What’s the deal with the Flight of the Conchords? Are they supposed to be ‘funny’? I remember I watched an episode, and it wasn’t very funnie, but there were quirky characters who wrote songs about zany stuff. The songs borrowed popular aesthetics from music over the past 50 years, sort of ‘parodying’ these genres while musing about the dilemma that the characters found themselves’ in. Not sure if I should ‘respect them’ for writing their own songs that sound like old songs, or if I should find them to be inauthentic.
This is a funnie song by them where they are being kind of zany.
Does any 1 ‘get’ why people find comedy in music format to be ‘funnie’? Do you appreciate the craftsmanship + innovation of some one who can ‘play a guitar’ while singing funny things? Is that more valuable to society than a guy who plays guitar and say serious things about relationships/life ?
Have u heard of this group of bros called THE LONELY ISLAND?
I feel like the Lonely Island bros are sort of like ‘class clowns who were also jocks/alpha mainstreamers.’ There is an expectation for comedy/comedians to be ‘progressive’ or point something out about how society is sooo messed up and how ur perspective is different. But not with Funny Alpha Bros. Because they choose to be 50% zanier than they are expected to be, packs of mainstreamers feel comfortable ‘laughing at’ the zany humor presented by a group like the Lonely Island Mainstreamer Bros. Laughing at the relatively safe, non-progressive humor of a Lonely Island bro makes you ‘belong’ a little bit more–but you also get to feel like you are sort of rebelling against the standard alpha bro. Even though alphaBro humor is usually ’shock humor’, it isn’t the kind of ’shock humor’ that is like taking a shit on an American flag. It’s more like ‘poop+curse+reference from the past+extreme sexual innuendo.’
The Lonely Island kind of remind me of WEIRD AL except a bro-version that appeals to the type of people who ‘buy complete seasons of DVDs’, watching them multiple times while ‘getting stoned’ and ‘chilling with friends.’ Just the kind of people who aren’t very fascinated with ‘being alive’ and would rather be able to carry on conversations with other people about popular mainstream media in video+audio format. As you grow old, you can compare various media and rate them historically. For example, “The Simpsons in its prime is way better than _______(Adult Swim show).” <3 the Bromedy demographic.
Is there something inside of alts that feel the need to 'fit in' and find this humor 'funnie'? You can also see that Alts like the Arcade Fire enjoy cobranding themselves with the Mildly Alt Comedy Jocks.
I suppose that these bros have ‘worked hard’ to ‘be successful’, but kinda makes u wonder if they should be doing more with their ‘platform.’ Or are they being ‘progressive’ since they are doing something kind of zany when everything else is ‘conforming’ to previous concepts of comedy? It’s just hard for me to take them seriously when I feel like they seem like the type of bros who are only capable of feeling validation from things like ‘performing a skit that made fun of the teachers at our high school’ or ‘my mom thinking that I have a funny personal brand.’
Does n e 1 else find ‘comedy albums’ to be kind of weird and uncomfortable? I feel like they are purchased by people who don’t ‘get’ the memesphere. Like of course you can see something ‘oddly delightful’ in a zany song the first time you hear it. But should it inspire a sane person to buy an entire album full of lil sillie songs. Do you plan on listening to this album for the rest of your life? Or will you just put it on when you feel like having a laugh? Or is there something inside of you that wants to create bro-humor + be an alphaBro who makes the ppl laugh?
Anyways, yall. What’s the deal with BRO MAINSTREAMER BUTT BUDDY FGGT COMEDY? (this is a new genre term that I invented)
Everything has changed since Weird Al ’sold out’ and got a nose job.
Should I only value altComedians like David Cross and Bob Odenkirk?
Is Will Ferrell the #1 comedian of all time?
Do u miss Phil Hartman?
Is Steve Martin overrated?
Was George Carlin overrated? Should I eat pizza until I die while watching reruns of Seinfeld/Curb Ur Enthusiasm?
Was ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT overrated?
What type of comedy do u respect more: College Humor or Lonely Island Bros?
Do comedians owe it to themselves to do more than ‘mock’ popular aesthetics, and try to change the world by pointing out what’s wrong with it, and helping us laugh through troubled times?
Is Chris Rock better than Eddie Murphy better than Richard Pryor?
Is there like some sort of ’science’/'psychology’ to what people find ‘funnie’? (can some1 who went 2 college please answer this)
Has the meme economy cheapened ‘comedy’?
Is it easier for nonfunny comedy in non-sitcom format to thrive simply because it’s not in ’sitcom’ format? [this question is trying 2 say that the Office sux]
Do yall wish we could just appreciate sitcoms again?
What makes something ‘funny’ and ‘authentic’?
Just trying to preserve my personal brand, yall.
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how dare you even SUGGEST arrested development was overrated, carles. omg u lil bitch.
WEAK POST CRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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//////////Reply by yazmin
//////////Posted February 17th, 2009 at 10:23 pm
@el fggt, such a lame show
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//////////Reply by BROSKI
//////////Posted February 17th, 2009 at 10:46 pm
@yazmin,
such a lame reply.
This post was extremely Weak.. el fggt is right
the audience of comedy is irrelevant as far as Im concerned
If Flight of the Conchords and ‘Jizz in my Pants’ are funny to bros then fuck it.. who cares
they are great pieces of comedy either way
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//////////Reply by blipOFFurRADAR
//////////Posted February 18th, 2009 at 3:24 am
@el fggt,
serialized royal tenenbaums rip off ///via the west coast ///via gentiles = unoriginal idea = antisemitic(?) = antiwesandersonian = overrated = mnstrm(!)
open ur eyes y’all
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//////////Reply by bbbbb
//////////Posted February 18th, 2009 at 11:45 am
@blipOFFurRADAR, wealthy dysfunctional families existed b4 royal tenenbaums, to say arrested is a rip-off is beyond retarded
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no ur rite
wer da funnie at
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my usually alt lil brudder just bought the lonely island CD for some reason. I’m very concerned. Do yall have any suggestions?
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//////////Reply by colander
//////////Posted February 17th, 2009 at 9:57 pm
@Garrick, listen to it and make sure u guys agree on what songs are acceptable and what songs are corny filler. make sure he know that jokes get old after a while, but laughing is always ok, as long as u know ‘why ur laughing’ y’all
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//////////Reply by alphabro
//////////Posted February 17th, 2009 at 10:02 pm
@Garrick, I’M ON A BOAT!! haha
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brocomedy. are you saying this is all like “the wedding crashers” ./… when i grow up am i going to look back at napppy dyno/flight of the ‘chords/andy sandberg crew as just another bro?/wedding crasher?/pineapple expresser?
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I think this is all mostly harmless if not good for comedy. none of it is brojockmnstrm annoying [via the hanakuh song, via adam sandbro]
Lonely island wont get u call points if ur caught with the track on ur ipod [having the video on ur iphone nano is acceptable] and flight of the conchords might get u tugged. tenacious d is keut but ‘not for me’.
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//////////Reply by colander
//////////Posted February 17th, 2009 at 9:58 pm
@colander, ugh. “call points” is “cool points”. and i’ve barely been drinking yall
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//////////Reply by blipOFFurRADAR
//////////Posted February 18th, 2009 at 3:29 am
@colander,
= “crls points” ///via streamlining/[metaphor]
“cool” = dead y’all
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@carles, this post was 2longggggggg…. it was fine up till the lonely islnd bros, but it took effort from there on, besides, everybody nose that andy samburger is a lnghaired fggt that makes sexxy time with those ghey LZRCTZ. sure the jizz thing was funny for like a min but then it became whey 2mainstream, like all the jockbros at my school were singing it the next day, makin me ill 4real.
btw the concordbros new movie looks rly not funny :(
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//////////Reply by condy cous-cous
//////////Posted February 18th, 2009 at 1:07 am
@kennerly, be proud u knew it first. all of us have 1 mainstream secret pleasure. mine is drinking corona Xtra like tailgatesoccerbros but i use 2 limes to make it more ‘unique’ and ‘piss off’ the bartender.
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Can’t believe Carles completely left out Tim & Eric’s Excellent Adventures!
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//////////Reply by fuckface
//////////Posted February 17th, 2009 at 10:34 pm
@bRomancer, tim and eric awesome show great job. dumb ass. if you want to make fun of something do it right.
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//////////Reply by bRomancer
//////////Posted February 17th, 2009 at 11:21 pm
“if u wanna make fun of somehing do it rite”.
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//////////Reply by D
//////////Posted April 19th, 2009 at 11:26 am
@bRomancer, you win.
//////////Reply by anon
//////////Posted February 18th, 2009 at 4:18 pm
@fuckface,
<<<<3 u!!
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//////////Reply by brobdingnagian
//////////Posted February 23rd, 2009 at 12:23 pm
@fuckface
life: you’re doing it wrong
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on tweets u made this post sound way gayer, crls
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//////////Reply by pooponyoursoul
//////////Posted February 17th, 2009 at 10:43 pm
@thetruthyall, agreeds, wish there was a homo // no homo index
“just blggd abt ghey bro comedy like Flight of the Conchs and Lonely Island FGGTS [2.7/5.0 homos]“
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R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg a true bro, i would shoot up with him anyday.
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//////////Reply by fuckface
//////////Posted February 17th, 2009 at 10:33 pm
@your_not_punk,
you’re**
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//////////Reply by h8rbro
//////////Posted February 17th, 2009 at 10:39 pm
@fuckface, maybe he is referring to someone’s “not_punk” dont be too quick to correct
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//////////Reply by your_not_punk
//////////Posted February 17th, 2009 at 11:23 pm
@h8rbro, <3 u fuckface,
Miss U not_punk
respect flight of the conchords or jonah lomu will rape you
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//////////Reply by hmm
//////////Posted February 18th, 2009 at 3:54 pm
@NZbro, lol rugby reference
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//////////Reply by Ohhaiboiz
//////////Posted May 27th, 2009 at 5:10 am
@NZbro, if this was facebook I would like.
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This was totally weak. I disagreed with almost everything. Were you suggesting Weird Al is funny? Weird Al sucks harder than anything I’ve ever seen.
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//////////Reply by Henderson (real nme)
//////////Posted February 18th, 2009 at 12:37 am
@fuckface, h8 u meme. wtf wit complete sentence yall.
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CRLS, i need some real comedies. where do i find it? FOTCbros gave it for a few episodes, now i’m totally lost. is 2kNow only promising comedy with pantjizzing and fauxIndieBroComs? srsly.
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//////////Reply by pooponyoursoul
//////////Posted February 17th, 2009 at 10:45 pm
@indianwolves, “2kNow” LOL
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//////////Reply by smith
//////////Posted February 18th, 2009 at 6:26 pm
@indianwolves,
Do you have no mind of your own? Are you going to live your life based off of HRO’s provocative claims?
Get a life or go die.
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I hate that flight of the concords guy with the big lips. He looks as if his visage ought to be engraved upon a new Mount Rushmore of annoying twerps.
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Yeah, I always thought more of this blog. But using the term faggot and gay, for no reason, just put this site at the bottom of the garbage heap.
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Funnie is some1 getting hit in the nards and dogs with sunglasses.
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//////////Reply by Teh Anomususses
//////////Posted February 18th, 2009 at 10:34 am
@Cone Birth, Amen
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Comedy is so conveluded these days though…
is this comedy?
http://www.feedhimtothepigs.com/?p=186
joaquin not the blog itself
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I’m totally fired up to see “Fired Up”.
and I think Murray Hewitt is a major reason why FOC is so funny.
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demitri martin is not a bro fggt
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arrested development overrated? COME ON!
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//////////Reply by blipOFFurRADAR
//////////Posted February 18th, 2009 at 3:34 am
@ok ok,
see above cmmnt ^^^^^
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indiebrocoms are brocoms 4 alts who ‘appreciate the irony’ that mainstreamers also enjoy becuz they’re so zany
hollywoodz has caught on to dis and is now making generic offbeatz for alt lulz/bux since road trip 20 does not make as much $$ as in the 90s except when its by judd apatow aka inventor of the ‘meta brocom/strongly opinionated underdog guys with hot gfs that r imposs 2 deal wit and just wanna talk about sex with other dudes yall’
this is the new comedy we just gotta make due til the 1st postindiebrocom/sitcom 2.0 comes out @ sundance 2k11 aka bittorrent
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//////////Reply by blipOFFurRADAR
//////////Posted February 18th, 2009 at 3:56 am
@LordPancreas,
agreed, but greg mottola///via supabad///via judd apabro is rlsng a nu movie nxt month tht has a shytee trailer bt ‘good’ script///via thepiratebay
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xykI3kkM9l4
given, it’s going to be ‘intllctl’, bt it has ‘gross comedy’ qlty///via ‘waiting’/'accptd’/early kev’ultrafggt’smith bt w/o the ‘unauthness’
also given, it’s going to be dark and NOT ’stupid-funny’///via ‘rushmore’/'the squid and the quail’ bt w/o the ‘andersonian’ or ‘apatuvite’ lifestyle brand attached
maybe the nxt ‘big thing’ y’all. maybe ’shyte’.
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Arrested Development is hilarious do NOT put it in the same category as The Office. Do NOT.
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freakz ‘n geekz is where it’s at, yall.
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//////////Reply by kkkkkkkkkkk
//////////Posted February 18th, 2009 at 2:17 am
@bill haverchuck,
except this show was not funny at all and deserved to be canceled
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//////////Reply by kaysalays
//////////Posted May 26th, 2009 at 7:12 pm
@kkkkkkkkkkk,
PHQ U
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Carles is comedy.
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immediate future of bro comedy = Eastbound & Down
geez can’t believe you didn’t know that
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silverlake-freeradio.blogspot.com
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carles old entry-level lonely island bros stuff is classic. try to find their lil skit called ‘hope’ its funnie. back b4 they got justin timberghey to sing cameobro with them and all they had was a camcorder and funnie canadiapeople names. they were jus trying to ‘make it’ in the hollyworld of comedie and i respect that.
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//////////Reply by hmm
//////////Posted February 18th, 2009 at 3:56 pm
@condy cous-cous,
amen. perfecto, thuggish ruggush bone, kablamo, just 2 guyz, etc etc
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h8 the word ‘epic’, but EPIC POST CRLS. <3
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miss u tom green.
“tom green was the most innovative comedian of the past 100 years.”
-Carles
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//////////Reply by anonymous
//////////Posted February 18th, 2009 at 10:11 am
@releventspace, we are living in a post-freddy got fingered world
///and i am a conceptual bro
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Carles, when you made that post about watching AnCo “grow up” on the Internet, I thought of the Lonely Island dudes that I have been a fan of for around 5 years and how they were the comedy version of that for me.
That said, I think your analysis of them is way off base. And yet I still see how you could form that opinion and I realize that they are open to that criticism because of “blowing up” or “crossing over.”
Anyway, I think the Lonely Island pretty much always have a clever concept or twist on things that goes beyond “funny because white people are rapping.” But they often do not go beyond mocking the OC, hollywood movies, MTV and arguably heterosexism.
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No bro comedy post is complete without mentioning Tom Green.
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As far as comedians challenging the more substantial things in the world, the discussion there goes back to Bill Hicks and Lenny Bruce.
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Yes, the “meme economy” has cheapened/”democratized” comedy.
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think i might quit facebook yall
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//////////Reply by h8rbro
//////////Posted February 18th, 2009 at 4:41 am
@sWEET, good.. you and every other attention seeking alt (fyi you will be back i know from experience… creeping mainstreamers is too much fun)
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I can’t believe carles is accepting money from the GTA gamerzcore corpro ration. It’s just Despicable. Is that the kinda bro that reads this blog. Is he somehow telling us that his blog is now for Mainstreamers. What could be more mainstream than a GTA. Fuck that.
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bro comedy fucking sucks it. h8 yall bro comedians. not fucking funny.
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ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT, overrated? You are the vaginal seed of Satan, Carles!
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All I know is Bret Mckenzie can cum via my tits!
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this post iz wut i needed 2 see, 2 many of my “alt” friendz <3 shit comedy.
bro comedy was dominated by summer heights high beginning of 2k9, bros quoted it nonstop yall (but i <3 it too, does that make me mainstream??)
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yall should watch sum jake n’ amir. bring on the lols
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Eagle versus Shark is a funny movie, surprised you came across it
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//////////Reply by smith
//////////Posted February 18th, 2009 at 6:31 pm
@Sean,
WTF? That shit was not funny. No one watch it. You’ll be wasting your time.
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Is Michael Phelps a Bro ?
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Do ‘you’ understand ‘what’ quotes ‘are’ actually used ‘for’? You can’t ‘just’ put them anywhere ‘in’ a sentence ‘you’ feel ‘like’.
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//////////Reply by beeflogz
//////////Posted February 18th, 2009 at 3:04 pm
@Josh, fggt, stop reading this blog. h8 u 4 not ‘getting it’
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MIGHTY BOOSH is where its at!!!!!!!!!!!
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//////////Reply by dickhead ting
//////////Posted February 18th, 2009 at 2:34 pm
@Lance Dior, u suk u gorilla cunt bitch
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//////////Reply by condy cous-cous
//////////Posted February 18th, 2009 at 4:00 pm
@Lance Dior, old gregg, much luv.
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tom green + tim & eric + conan o’brien = comedic geniuses
flight of the conchords + arrested development = fucking boring and pretentious
THIS IS THE FUCKING TRUTH AND IF YOU WISH DISAGREE, YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON.
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//////////Reply by fuckhead
//////////Posted February 18th, 2009 at 1:08 pm
almost forgot another genius, HOWARD STERN
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//////////Reply by ysofunnie?
//////////Posted February 18th, 2009 at 4:12 pm
@fuckhead, r u srs?
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“no”? “why not”… “its my comment”, “lol”
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2.5 men is where it’s at! Meeeeeen
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Andy Samberg = the poor man’s Adam Horowitz
Carles = Secretly David Fricke
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//////////Reply by beeflogz
//////////Posted February 18th, 2009 at 3:07 pm
@Destry’s Cock Pouch, wtf? doesn’t see ad-rock connection
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//////////Reply by Destry's Cock Pouch
//////////Posted February 18th, 2009 at 5:38 pm
@beeflogz, probably because you’re 10 years old.
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everything starts makes sense when we realize we’re all just human after yall
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2 words : Human Giant
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//////////Reply by kay
//////////Posted May 26th, 2009 at 7:15 pm
@bobbie,
no wai, short run on mtv much?
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I wanna call myself BRO BRO BRO YOUR BROAT GENTLY DOWN THE MAINSTREAM but your character count wont let me bro what the fuck
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oh and fuck Lonely Island funniest thing they did was that Narnia shit and its only funny cuz chris parnell wrote it not namby pamby samby who cant write shit……….
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How’s Your News ftw. Retards interviewing people. A+.
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That movie with Jermaine looks good. Arrested Development WASN’T overrated–even though it won numerous awards–because NOONE watched it until it went to DVD. AD is a brilliant show. Also, you losers should have been watching Trailer Park Boys, but I believe after 7 or so seasons it is ending. They are filming their last movie.
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funny- old lonely island, jake and amir, arrested development, david cross, tim and eric
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//////////Reply by BRO BRO BRO UR BROAT
//////////Posted February 18th, 2009 at 5:33 pm
GREAT GAZOO “FLINTSTONES” EPISODES >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> OLD/NEW LONELY ISLAND
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whish u would make a post abt this (s0 confused)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFnupeF6uvU
is the guy singing this supposed to be alt? or just a regularbro dressing up as an altbro (costume for halloween 2k8) making fun of what he thinks is ‘alt’? all the ‘altbaguettes/’art school girls’ in this video just look like normal girls. the most ‘alt’ one (via big glasses) looks at best like an entry level alt whose mall just opened up a new am appy store
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//////////Reply by Switters
//////////Posted February 18th, 2009 at 6:30 pm
@yall, yeah WTF is up with these guys?!?!
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Alt comedy is the worst, there are never any jokes.
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Best comedy=fuckface posts
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RIP Bill Hicks Y’all
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//////////Reply by BRO BRO BRO UR BROAT
//////////Posted February 18th, 2009 at 5:37 pm
@Whit Blipster, hell yeah brosadinowitz now that was some goddamn comedy right there not “IM ON A BOAT” O HO HO WE TWEE KINGS ARE SO ABSURD DO YOU GET WHAT WE ARE SAYING
Andy Samberg ain’t worth Hicks’ backed up coffin sewage
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Lonely Island ought to relapse from there 15 minutes of fame about right now.
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weak ass post
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carlesbro=brocom LOL
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You referenced Arrested Development w/o giving an opinion. ‘Good job’ keeping your brand ‘clean’.
But Arrested Development is the epitome the ‘real’ or ‘alt’ ‘comedy’. It was just too ‘alt’ to survive; it wasn’t ‘relatable’ enough.
I think you should draw more attention to the them; Help them make make that movie. Making the un-genuine alts believe in something they don’t understand…(giving away the show’s obscurity), to me, is a small price to pay to rehash this master piece.
Oh and by they may, I think your doing the right thing by ‘putting out’ this ‘LP’ or ‘album’. I’m equally questionable as it’s a ‘good idea’ or a ‘bad idea’, edgy, very alt (that’s you)., never let us down Carles; you have a ‘duty’ to your audience.
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Carles, you are totally on the money with ‘musical comedy’.
Music is a mask for crap jokes.
BUT go to any comedy festival and you’ll see the masses creaming their pants when someone plays a shit tune on the guitar and sings some ‘funny’ lyrics. They think it’s genius.
As for FOTC, they aren’t shit cos they do musical comedy. they are shit cos they are ‘whimsical’ and ‘awkward’. being whimsical is just another way to distract from the fact that your jokes are crap.
another genre i would add to these is “mockumentary”. the most lazy form of humour ever.
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HRO – chopping up and sucking the enjoyment out of anything fun since 2k?.
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//////////Reply by savvy
//////////Posted August 5th, 2009 at 12:25 pm
yes
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hipsterrunoff the movie/show???
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U didn’t mention HUMAN GIANT. That has 3 ‘bros who seem like they’re best friends, and Aziz is an altbro
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dude, i suggest you learn to spell before slating people who are way funnier than you could ever hope to be.
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Maybe most people just aren’t so pretentious, and just laugh at things without ANALyzing why. lol. Thats what I do.
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Eagle vs Shark has wellington in it (:
NZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZ
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WORST POST ON THE BLOG. IRONY IS EASY COMEDY SO STFU F4GG0T
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There are a lot of commercial people who read this site, because hipster is a commercial word. Commercial means you were tricked by the corporations to defend their products targeting the high school market because that is the biggest consumer market.
The purpose of this site is to help you all realize that you were heavily marketed to in your biggest developmental stage in order to get you to buy all the crap mtv and 7/11 sells because you’re rebelling against the rules imposed on your parents to impose on you by the same corporate system resulting in you having no idea what to do after school but rebel and try to feel different than your parents who are less valuable because of their age.
These comedy shows are obviously teen oriented and become evermore powerful when the people defending them on this post realize they’re growing older and have been taught that’s a bad thing.
So let go of your fear of getting older, let go of your interests, they are not your own, you do not own them nor are you committed to them. Finally there are plenty of murderous conniving organizations to rebel against and rectify the time you wasted rebelling against the rules your parents were taught to impose on you.
The most sickening thing of all this is the “sell outs”, to establish the true meaning of that phrase, who understand the wrongdoings of the corporate/governmental system who initially appear to offer an alternative but really work for the same system: Doritos, coke, american apparel…..anything that is a corporation is bound to their shareholders before they are to the public, health, or the environment. It is law. The result of this law is the undeniable potential in creating unethical and unjust business and marketing policies.
I have not attacked anyone but the corporate/gov. scheme, so please do not reply out of anger unless you want to be an example of the anger and rebellion you never settled against your parents/the system and prove you are still committed to working for free, being bastardized taken advantage of by the corporations you now work for. Please no racial, sexual, or disability related insults, unless you work for american eagle or some other indie org gone corporate.
Finally finally, if you do go against the previous paragraph, I will explain why you do and how it helps coke and corona get more money. (Interesting because carles sells advtsng to them)
Negative, sex, and negative sex sells because anytime you can be motivated by your fear of being rebuked by the community because of physically, sexually or stylistically (appearance) weak, or you are most likely to try to buy something besides therapy or a trip to be alone in new hampshire like jack kerouac said to do to find yourself, in order to assure yourself you will not be cast out. So any time you feel you’re acting on that fear, of scarcity or not fitting in, you were successfully marketed to as a child or adult, and you need real human exchange of ideas and emotions to solve them.
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//////////Reply by sports
//////////Posted August 28th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
@andrew R. Carbone, ur cool. i think we would be friends in real life.
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mmm, I’m gonna suck your dick right off its hinges, Andy.
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