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	<title>Comments on: The State of Bro Comedy in 2k9</title>
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		<title>By: goodtimes</title>
		<link>http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/02/bro-comedy-in-2009.html/comment-page-2#comment-68103</link>
		<dc:creator>goodtimes</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 20:51:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>mmm, I&#039;m gonna suck your dick right off its hinges, Andy.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>mmm, I&#8217;m gonna suck your dick right off its hinges, Andy.</p>
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		<title>By: sports</title>
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		<dc:creator>sports</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 20:24:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@andrew R. Carbone, ur cool.  i think we would be friends in real life.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@andrew R. Carbone, ur cool.  i think we would be friends in real life.</p>
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		<title>By: andrew R. Carbone</title>
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		<dc:creator>andrew R. Carbone</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 19:37:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>There are a lot of commercial people who read this site, because hipster is a commercial word. Commercial means you were tricked by the corporations to defend their products targeting the high school market because that is the biggest consumer market.  

The purpose of this site is to help you all realize that you were heavily marketed to in your biggest developmental stage in order to get you to buy all the crap mtv and 7/11 sells because you&#039;re rebelling against the rules imposed on your parents to impose on you by the same corporate system resulting in you having no idea what to do after school but rebel and try to feel different than your parents who are less valuable because of their age.  

These comedy shows are obviously teen oriented and become evermore powerful when the people defending them on this post realize they&#039;re growing older and have been taught that&#039;s a bad thing.

So let go of your fear of getting older, let go of your interests, they are not your own, you do not own them nor are you committed to them. Finally there are plenty of murderous conniving organizations to rebel against and rectify the time you wasted rebelling against the rules your parents were taught to impose on you.

The most sickening thing of all this is the &quot;sell outs&quot;, to establish the true meaning of that phrase, who understand the wrongdoings of the corporate/governmental system who initially appear to offer an alternative but really work for the same system: Doritos, coke, american apparel.....anything that is a corporation is bound to their shareholders before they are to the public, health, or the environment. It is law. The result of this law is the undeniable potential in creating unethical and unjust business and marketing policies.

I have not attacked anyone but the corporate/gov. scheme, so please do not reply out of anger unless you want to be an example of the anger and rebellion you never settled against your parents/the system and prove you are still committed to working for free, being bastardized taken advantage of by the corporations you now work for. Please no racial, sexual, or disability related insults, unless you work for american eagle or some other indie org gone corporate. 

Finally finally, if you do go against the previous paragraph, I will explain why you do and how it helps coke and corona get more money. (Interesting because carles sells advtsng to them)

Negative, sex, and negative sex sells because anytime you can be motivated by your fear of being rebuked by the community because of physically, sexually or stylistically (appearance) weak, or  you are most likely to try to buy something besides therapy or a trip to be alone in new hampshire like jack kerouac said to do to find yourself, in order to assure yourself you will not be cast out. So any time you feel you&#039;re acting on that fear, of scarcity or not fitting in, you were successfully marketed to as a child or adult, and you need real human exchange of ideas and emotions to solve them.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There are a lot of commercial people who read this site, because hipster is a commercial word. Commercial means you were tricked by the corporations to defend their products targeting the high school market because that is the biggest consumer market.  </p>
<p>The purpose of this site is to help you all realize that you were heavily marketed to in your biggest developmental stage in order to get you to buy all the crap mtv and 7/11 sells because you&#8217;re rebelling against the rules imposed on your parents to impose on you by the same corporate system resulting in you having no idea what to do after school but rebel and try to feel different than your parents who are less valuable because of their age.  </p>
<p>These comedy shows are obviously teen oriented and become evermore powerful when the people defending them on this post realize they&#8217;re growing older and have been taught that&#8217;s a bad thing.</p>
<p>So let go of your fear of getting older, let go of your interests, they are not your own, you do not own them nor are you committed to them. Finally there are plenty of murderous conniving organizations to rebel against and rectify the time you wasted rebelling against the rules your parents were taught to impose on you.</p>
<p>The most sickening thing of all this is the &#8220;sell outs&#8221;, to establish the true meaning of that phrase, who understand the wrongdoings of the corporate/governmental system who initially appear to offer an alternative but really work for the same system: Doritos, coke, american apparel&#8230;..anything that is a corporation is bound to their shareholders before they are to the public, health, or the environment. It is law. The result of this law is the undeniable potential in creating unethical and unjust business and marketing policies.</p>
<p>I have not attacked anyone but the corporate/gov. scheme, so please do not reply out of anger unless you want to be an example of the anger and rebellion you never settled against your parents/the system and prove you are still committed to working for free, being bastardized taken advantage of by the corporations you now work for. Please no racial, sexual, or disability related insults, unless you work for american eagle or some other indie org gone corporate. </p>
<p>Finally finally, if you do go against the previous paragraph, I will explain why you do and how it helps coke and corona get more money. (Interesting because carles sells advtsng to them)</p>
<p>Negative, sex, and negative sex sells because anytime you can be motivated by your fear of being rebuked by the community because of physically, sexually or stylistically (appearance) weak, or  you are most likely to try to buy something besides therapy or a trip to be alone in new hampshire like jack kerouac said to do to find yourself, in order to assure yourself you will not be cast out. So any time you feel you&#8217;re acting on that fear, of scarcity or not fitting in, you were successfully marketed to as a child or adult, and you need real human exchange of ideas and emotions to solve them.</p>
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		<title>By: savvy</title>
		<link>http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/02/bro-comedy-in-2009.html/comment-page-2#comment-63297</link>
		<dc:creator>savvy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 17:25:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>yes</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>yes</p>
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		<title>By: vdiesel088-2-)</title>
		<link>http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/02/bro-comedy-in-2009.html/comment-page-2#comment-57654</link>
		<dc:creator>vdiesel088-2-)</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 23:50:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>WORST POST ON THE BLOG. IRONY IS EASY COMEDY SO STFU F4GG0T</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>WORST POST ON THE BLOG. IRONY IS EASY COMEDY SO STFU F4GG0T</p>
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		<title>By: Ohhaiboiz</title>
		<link>http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/02/bro-comedy-in-2009.html/comment-page-2#comment-54247</link>
		<dc:creator>Ohhaiboiz</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2009 10:10:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@NZbro, if this was facebook I would like.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@NZbro, if this was facebook I would like.</p>
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		<title>By: Ohhaiboiz</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ohhaiboiz</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2009 10:09:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Eagle vs Shark has wellington in it (:
NZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZ</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Eagle vs Shark has wellington in it (:<br />
NZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZ</p>
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		<title>By: kay</title>
		<link>http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/02/bro-comedy-in-2009.html/comment-page-2#comment-54178</link>
		<dc:creator>kay</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2009 00:15:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@bobbie, 
no wai, short run on mtv much?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@bobbie,<br />
no wai, short run on mtv much?</p>
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		<title>By: kaysalays</title>
		<link>http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/02/bro-comedy-in-2009.html/comment-page-2#comment-54177</link>
		<dc:creator>kaysalays</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2009 00:12:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@kkkkkkkkkkk, 
PHQ U</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@kkkkkkkkkkk,<br />
PHQ U</p>
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		<title>By: Lord Kalvin</title>
		<link>http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/02/bro-comedy-in-2009.html/comment-page-2#comment-48881</link>
		<dc:creator>Lord Kalvin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2009 05:24:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Maybe most people just aren&#039;t so pretentious, and just laugh at things without ANALyzing why. lol.  Thats what I do.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Maybe most people just aren&#8217;t so pretentious, and just laugh at things without ANALyzing why. lol.  Thats what I do.</p>
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