Yall.. I didn’t watch the Grammys cuz I’d rather just read reactions to it on the internet, then pretend that I watched it/was there/I am connected to the modern world. Seemed like a real celebration of things that are kinda mainstream but letting more alt artists in2 the show. Some of my favourite bands like MIA, Radiohead, and the Jonas Bros were on display. Maybe next year I’ll be invited?
Question 1) When an alt artist wins a grammy, I feel
a) validated
b) like I accomplished something
c) a lil bit sad that I am losing a part of me
d) pissed off about my fave band selling out
e) just wanna ‘get buzzed’ and dance to bloghaus + ironic pop
Question 2) M.I.A. is
a) just a meme
b) pregant
c) should have stayed home
d) trying too hard 2 reach out 2 mainstream audiences
e) just taking care of herself/her career
Question 3: Deadmau5 will be remembered as
a) a zany masked DJ
b) just some weirdo at the Grammys
c) “what is that bro doing at our show?” -Taylor Swift
d) being responsible for bringing ‘masked djs’ to the mainstream
e) just a meme on the day after award shows
Question 4: This is a picture of
a) the coldplays
b) a band that steals songs
c) the writers of the rock album + song of the year
d) bros who need to retire their gimmick
e) Cool dads searching for meaning
Question 5: These bros are chilling at
a) the Grammys
b) A Cool Dad convention
c) A Kidz Health convention
d) A McDonalds playgrond
e) A liberal arts professor conference
Question 6: When I see this single, I think it is
a) Just another bloghouse mp3
b) just another crappy mp3 posted by a lame entrylevel blog on the hypemachine looking to get hits
c) worth a Grammy
d) the best Remix of all time
e) other
Question 7: Kanye West won a grammy for
a) Best frollet
b) Best blogger of the year
c) Worst black person of the year in America
d) JackOfAllTrades/Renaissance Man of the year
e) Best guy who sounds like a robot on his albums
Question 8: Who wore it better?
a) the broad on the left
b) the broad on the right
(this is a test 2 see if ur a racist)
Question 9: The Lonely Island Bros are
a) going to win a Grammy in 2k10
b) a gimmick for bros
c) comedy for bros
d) glorified bro Weird Al bullshit
e) really funnie
f) really progressive
g) going to make the Flight of the Conchords obsolete for bros
h) something for people who smoke weed and watch dvds/ funnie youtube vids
Question 10: This bro won a Grammy for
a) best assault of a broad
b) best knuckle sandwich 2 a broad’s face
c) Best job of ‘putting a woman in her place’
d) Most likely 2 be the next OJ Simpson
e) Future Ike TurnerBro
f) Strongest Pimp Hand
g) Artist of the Millennium who Hits Women
h) Bro Who is above the law
i) bro who is above society’s norms
Question 11: Daft Punk won some Grammy because
a) they deserve it for this live album thingy
b) there are too many Awards categories
c) people only heard of them after Kanye West cobranded with them for that meaningful duet about becoming stronger on the inside
Question 12: Christian Bale won a grammy for
a) being Heath Ledger’s BFF
b) being in Batman
c) becoming a viral meme on audio
d) pretending ‘to get angry’ as a marketing gimmick for the new Terminator film so that Entertainment Magazines will profile him as being ‘complex’ and ‘deep’ and ‘really into his craft’
e) he sang a lot in Newsies
Question 13: The name of this band is
a) 3 Tweens and a Blind Black Man
b) Blind, Black, and Musical: The Band
c) Searching for Our Sexuality thru the blindness
d) Bro Circle Jerk in a room with a blindman
e) Guy Who Should be able to see + need Talent Managers who protect their brands a lil bit better
f) The Grammys: Where Legends go to Make Bad Decisions
g) Steve WonderBro
h) Tweens Who Might be GheyBros
Question 14: This band in this picture is
a) the Spice Girls
b) Paramore
c) Blink 182
d) Girls Aloud
e) The Pussy Cat Dolls
f) Aqua
g) Jen Aniston and the Skanky McSkankBroads
h) Chris Brown’s “Pimp Hand”
Can’t believe I missed the Grammys. Feel really ‘out of the loop.’ Just want to connect 2 ‘pop culture’ since it is kind of the fabric of society that relates us all.
Kinda feel like this picture represents the state of modern music.
In this picture is everything that we want.
We want bloggable content with stars who attract viewers by saying zany things and being progressive enough to blurb about.
Did yall hear M.I.A. is pregnant?
Are yall excited about how twitter gives u such direct and instant access 2 ur fave celebs while they are at a meaningful event like the Grammys?
[via diplo's drunken memes during the Grammys blogspottwitter]
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probably not first but
who was that band that won album of the year? i couldn’t take more than 20 minutes really, and only cause I was high :(
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//////////Reply by Lauging w/ Dave
//////////Posted February 9th, 2009 at 4:30 pm
@*****, The internet can tell you if you ask it to.
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//////////Reply by cold legs
//////////Posted February 9th, 2009 at 7:35 pm
@Lauging w/ Dave, rly wish yall wouldve jst answered that
2 lazy 4 ggl.
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would kanye west look potentially any better if he removed some of his zany/ghey items such as that shiny coat?
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lol chris put that bitch in her place.
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h8 the grammys. <3 u MIA
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HILARITY…this was.
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EpiK poast Clrz.
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d
c
e
d
c/d/god on vinyl
a
a fo sho’. pregbelly emphasises all tha right partzzz.
f
e
c – ppl only thought they r cool after kanye
d, shut the fuck up bruce
i, talking heads
a
I’M RITE, UR WRONGE
H8 U SO MUCH JOBROS
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//////////Reply by colander
//////////Posted February 9th, 2009 at 7:17 pm
@el fggt, ok didn’t read ur answers. just goin 4 it:
1- dance to bloghaus
2- e, career
3- f, tuggable alt in zany headgear/meme
4- cool dads
5- e
6- not worth talking about
7- worst …
8- unfair, ones pregnant
9- white ppl rapping isn’t inherently funny/gimmick
10 – all of the above/crls is krazy
11- theyre the only mnstrm disco/bloghaus band/the radiohead of robots
12- b, batman
13- h, virgingheybros/future mnstrmTggbleAltBros? probly not, y’all
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//////////Reply by SilverTell
//////////Posted February 10th, 2009 at 12:43 am
@el fggt,
1e – just wanna dance on top of Hotel on Rivington with my bros
2b
3d
4e
5c
6b -
<3 <3 “Electric Feel” by MGMT
h8 “Electric Feel (Justice Remix)” ugh inappropriately Justice-y when I just wanna dance and be free
7d
8b
9h
10h
11c
12d – conceptually brilliant
13a
14h – is lost in translation broad lookin rough to u?
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//////////Reply by thetruthyall
//////////Posted February 10th, 2009 at 3:12 pm
@SilverTell,
is lost in translation broad lookin rough to u?
Yes. she looks like the drama club broad who is dating the ‘hawt guy’ who happens to be ghey but hasn’t come out yet, but she brags about dating the hottest guy, and every1 just rolls there eyes.
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h8 racist tests, yall
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-?uestlove kept up the lulz with his twitts
-Atrak hating from home was funny cuz he had the commentary on the adds too
-p4k where just being elitist snobs(Mark)
question 8:
broad on the left she, she made it look 3D on like the flat on on the right
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hey yall no age was nommed for somethin rite?
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When I read HRO I ‘cum’ in my pants.
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you really stepped it up in this blog crls
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h8 these redundant quizzes
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@el fggt,
You commitment to answering every question should not be overlooked, you are a tru alt
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//////////Reply by el fggt
//////////Posted February 9th, 2009 at 7:27 pm
@Entry level alt,
thx bro
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#13
c. Searching for our Sexuality thru the Blindness sounds like an idea for a dark conceptual-core bromo-erotic video, perhaps giving the ‘Jobros’ a chance to realize more honest personal brands. Its funny, I haven’t even heard these n00bs and here i am commenting on them.
the correct answer, however, is e.
Also, why are lil wee-z, B.I.G.M.I.A and H.O.V.A wearing sunglasses? Are they showing support for stevie wonderbro despite his jonasbromosexual collaboration? How many people are going to think im racist/sexual orientationist?
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//////////Reply by meh
//////////Posted February 9th, 2009 at 8:10 pm
@ellmerz,
<3 sexual orientationism <3
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# 14 = girl talk
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I am sick as a dog but this made me laff my ass off. zaniest p0st of 2k9?
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wtf is the grammies?
srsly isn’t it like SO irrelevant? obvs the voting system is flawed in a critical way [via old ppl]. SO TRUE that no one knew about pre-kanye daft punk, did you know they were nominated liek 5 times before!?
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fully appreciate all of the relevant observation/commentary.
but srsly. – WTF with the hair d00d behind coldplay?
Also, I live in Canada where the Nickleback men were nominated for THE MOST “juno awards” which is the canadian wanna-be grammys. [s00 many ridiculous things about this] At least “real people” get noms for grams…..
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MIA needs to cut out her fashion statements – we get it she likes to dress zany but for fucks sake she’a about to pop – she needs to be wearing a snuggy.
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she’s
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3 tweens & a blind man is re uniting as blink 183br0!ghey…
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Hey, M.I.A., Violet Beauregarde is calling. She wants her Willy Wonka expanding blueberry dress back!
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hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaaaaaa
HHHHHHHHHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Kanye worst black person of the year in America!! Thats the funniest shit I have read all day! Soo hilarious.
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I’ma answer all these from the perspective of a kool person, from reall america, who also did not watch the Grammees.
A
D
D
E
E
A
C
A
H
C
E
F
B
i’m pretty sure that word will be really kool next year.
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You’re back Carles!!
s0 glad I skipped school to read HRO today
best post since anco
<3 u so much crls
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weak post, carles
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//////////Reply by colander
//////////Posted February 9th, 2009 at 10:00 pm
@mmmark, el-oh-el
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//////////Reply by SilverTell
//////////Posted February 10th, 2009 at 12:50 am
@mmmark, yeah, weak post, carles. wtf.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA
Carles, thanks for making laugh again. It took a couple weeks. :) Luv u
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grammybros, altbros, all tha same thing y’all long as thom and mia are up for it \\\\
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ive liked lonely island since i was a tween
does this make me a bro?
got their new album off the hypemachine
does this make me alt?
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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS NAUSEATED WITH EVERY PIECE OF MIA MEDIA I COME I CONTACT WITH? I can’t stand that skank. Her music is horrible and she is just vile to look at.
her being preggerz doesn’t help much either
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//////////Reply by Garrick
//////////Posted February 9th, 2009 at 11:20 pm
@chiken, if you insult a pregnant woman you will die in seven days.
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//////////Reply by el fggt
//////////Posted February 10th, 2009 at 5:13 pm
@chiken,
how dare u insult mia. it’s like ur insulting her multiculturalism && her zany personal brand all at ONCE.
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did girl talk win the mashieuppy category
twitter during grammys > the actual grammys
i’m never made/read so many witty twits in a day
plus it was fun to search black eye and Hyde (the club rihanna went to after NOT going to the grammys)
white people: omg M.I.A. is preforming while PREGNANT
black people: who is that fat lady on stage? yall is that the paper planes song. i love that ish and she got a donk
Carles what is the name of the uber hightop shoes lil wayne wore?
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//////////Reply by h8rbro
//////////Posted February 10th, 2009 at 12:41 am
hate entry level rihanna wanabes… who said she was alt? its almost the same as all the kanye peen suckers on his blog who praise him for finding shit on stumbleupon.com they will soon be on their way here large influx of kanyefggts and rihannawhores.. atleast the rihannawhores while know how to take a beating.
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//////////Reply by thetruthyall
//////////Posted February 10th, 2009 at 10:16 am
“they will soon be on their way here large influx of kanyefggts ”
god i hope not
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got a lot to say carles! this post is good.
–is there a mashieuppy category?
–who is that crazy cool dad with the zany hair behind the coldplays? and yes they need to retire that gimmick.
probably wore those jackets so that you could blog about the french revolution jacket trend.
–m.i.a. wore it better because she accessorized better, a whole baby, c’mon that shit is expensive.
–why is lil wayne(not sure if it’s him or just some black dude of the street) touching maya’s belly with that nasty grin on his face? wtf yall, what is up with his grill, i don’t know who allowed that to be cool.
–def got all the grammys coverage i needed via diplo’s twitter. thanks! shoulda met him at coy restaurant.
–why was deadmau5 there????
–jen anniston’s friends look pretty skanky. has jennifer connelly eaten anything lately? i don’t like seeing two tree branches emerge from under a green dress, too confusing.
thanks carles. love you.
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I’m not sure why, but Three Tweens and a Black man sounds like a fantastic name for a band.
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welcome back Crlz!
good post.
Definitely nailed it with Kanye’s worst black person of the year in America.
I hear that now that Gerard Bushbro is no longer prez he’s gonna ‘get into making music’. Hear he wants to remix that kanyefggtbro. Really looking forward to his debut EP.
PS. are the coldplays trying to be the powerrangerfggtbros or the teletubbiefggtbros [via coloured military jackets]? s0 confused by their zany personal brand.
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Carles,
H8 U when U talk shit about M>I>A>
But luv U 4 callin’ Kanye the worst blaKKK person of the year!
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted February 10th, 2009 at 1:33 am
@Jay+James+Low=:-B,
blaKKK?
not cool bro
leave the racist humor to crls
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//////////Reply by h8rbro
//////////Posted February 10th, 2009 at 2:23 am
@anony, word
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What about Thommy & the Radioheads?
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//////////Reply by el fggt
//////////Posted February 10th, 2009 at 5:11 pm
@bs,
two of the radioheads were there. they brought a marching band instead of the rest of the radioheads.
also, thommy yorke won dancing with the stars with his cat on acid routine.
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house of holland!!! love that shit
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Blink got back together? Best or worst thing for Bran 182?
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just like a stroke of luck, I never saw or never have seen any of the grammys – all those popstars sounds so boring and looks so out of fashion – I can´t belive it is still going on – all those young men trying to make music again – very sad indeed!
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Dear Coldplay,
Please stop stealing my clothes.
Yours Truly,
Sgt. Pepper
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Hey, Grandma Death from the Donny Darkos band is impersonating the Sgt Pepper’s album cover. Anyway, soooo glad Tears For Fears won for the Elemental album.
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classic post. this goes in the vault
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1: d
2: a, c, d
3: a, b (I love him, though)
4: b
5: a
6: a, b
7: c (coming from a black person)
8: no one, that’s a terrible dress!
9: h
10: f, lol…
11: c (sadly enough)
12: c
13: f
14: g
This is indeed a classic post.
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Somebody tell MIA to stop the peace signs and that shit with her lips! My Christ!
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coldplay’s jackets are a direct rip of sergeant pepper jackets just sayin
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I like the Lonely Island.
VALIDATE MY OPINION
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//////////Reply by validator
//////////Posted July 11th, 2009 at 4:21 am
done, srsly
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