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Do yall ever play Alt Bingo when yall go out?


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Yall probably remember the internet meme sensation that I created called ALT BINGO. It also had other spinoffs like BLIPSTER BINGO and HRO BINGO. I think people think that these are 'just internet memes.' They are wrong. These are games that are meant to take your daily life to the next level.

Yall guys need 2 realize that when u go out, u need 2 OPEN UR EYES 2 what's around u. Have fun. Take life a lil less seriously. If u think about it, u could make a Bingo Card about just about n e thing. That's because BINGO is meant to let you chill, and 'let go' and embrace the RANDOMNESS of life. Instead of thinking about 'winning', u can admit that u have little control over the outcome, and just realize that life is all about opportunity + luck + chance. Embrace the power of BINGO, yall.

"Let Go." -Frou Frou

Do yall ever print out Internet Meme bingo cards and chill with them at events?
What's the most authentic colour of highlighter?
Do u think n e 1 will ever invent a Bingo Board for the Year 2k9 [featuring AnCo]?
Or will some1 make a Monopoly board featuring alternative hotspots around the world?

Comments

skeezy's picture

FY,K

skeezy's picture

@skeezy,

btw all of you guys- do any one of all pritty gurl(S) wana to be mine..you know, like just all mine on special day(SAT.)? its my specialed day for myself, but yeha. im am sweating bcz i did 2 nervous. i just have guessed it was becuase I'm am scared ill "get excited"(erectious or erected) UGH. HaHalolzZ i am just really think, to dear the lord, desserprately of need for my valentine ya know ugh? ;' sorry... no, well yeah. just nevermind everything.

FUCK im really pissed in life exactly in now////// Im bout to break my mMooutherFucker MaCBOUkkck AiR!!!! i need hypertext FICUKL ihateubush your fuckin killing white friends. my best best friends black u motherfucker racist!

i really dont even give a F*** for real though.

SilverTell's picture

@skeezy, wtf m8
s00 confoozing

r u spambro?
r u not human after all?

just wanna connect with u. just wanna 'get u.'
just wanna be bros together in CRLS' BroSpace/ bro book
"with arms wide open" - CRLmarkS

???'s picture

crls, so scared for you/ worried / confused

h8 barry obama and what he has done 2 the economy of economies - y'all.

just found out that XM/Sirus/Satellite Radio is
dead/broke/out of money/worthless/bankrupt

worried bout monday??!!??
do they owe u $$$? do u owe them $$$ now? will u ever get yer $$$? will u be sued/litigated ????

just want 2 align my personal brand w/ yers by purchasing HRO related items. Feel it's way too hard to align my brand through free actions by using my labor (i.e. printing out bingo cards, making special t-shirts, commenting on yer website)

just want things 2 be easy/just want 2 purchase my authenticity/just want u 2 stay on xm/sirus/satellite radio 4ever.

H8 you economy!

SilverTell's picture

@???, lol

pete's picture

@???, thats one of the best replies i've seen.

better than Carles himself

(bad) Joker's picture

@pete, Blasphemy!!!

crls ily's picture

fat broad
def not alt

gawp face
def alt (even thou not necessarily..)

idk im on the fence :|

dan-onymous's picture

"Do yall ever print out Internet Meme bingo cards and chill with them at events?"

Haven't yet, but maybe I'll take one to Wal-mart and play by looking for each square's non-ironic equivalent (like counting fat momz in stretch pants for the leggings square, or frumpy dadz in big 80's glasses for the no lenses square). shouldn't take long to win. celebration din-din at TGI friday's afterward.

peter's picture

GWAN RALF

SilverTell's picture

h8 w8ing to buy CRLS cred. can't w8 to redeem my CRLS cash at am appy.

keep telling myself "things are gonna get easier" - lomo disco

not so sure's picture

What’s the most authentic colour of highlighter?

that question is deep. knowing that answer is like knowing the answer to why we are here/human.

ah shit.

GhostsceneDjs's picture

ALTBRO/BROETTE or ALTBAG/BAGETTE?????

<3 Y'all

Electo's picture

def not alt...

WhiteBlipster's picture

Attending a 'music festival' to 'watch' / connect / be scene at Deadmau5 on the weekend. Should I take a 'hipster bingo' card along.

Need yall's help.

<3

plop's picture

@WhiteBlipster, OMG SOOOOOO AM I !!!!

Can i play with you WhiteBlipster? will have to be a quick game as my fav band Fat Boy Slims are playing next door.

CNT W8 !

WhiteBlipster's picture

@plop, DeadMau5 is12.7 x more alt than the fat boys.

Yes you can 'play with me'.... and then we can play Alt bingo together. I'm assuming you're a broad but if you are a bro i guess i just 'found' myself a new tug partner.

<3

Goldie's picture

i was expecting a blog about ryan adams being engaged and shit to mandy candy moore.

Jessica's picture

ryan adams is schon cool. War

ryan adams is schon cool. War letztens mal im passionata unterwäsche shop drin, als ich sein neues Lied gehört hab. Fand es wirklich cool, wäre toll mal wieder mehr von Ryan zu hören.

до свидания's picture

they r horriblely average l00king. not ugly in k00l way (like THOM yorke) or pretee like aggy. NOT COOL.

WhiteBlipster's picture

Creepy dead hand on the non-AltBroads shoulder

thetruthyall's picture

@WhiteBlipster, HAH. I was thinking the same thing. must be his cousin

colaner's picture

I have that same hoody, y'all. ugh, so embarrassd, thought I was the only one.

May's picture

@colaner, lux liek ur human after yall ..?

May's picture

Orange is the alt-est coloUr

human after y&#039;all's picture

@May, Yes! it's the colour of sparks after all
[miss u sparksbro x 10000000000000]

el fggt's picture

taht bro is wearin a smiffffffs shirt y'all. i think

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craig whithe's picture

Don't really feel 'zany' or

Don't really feel 'zany' or 'energetic' 2day. Just wanted 2 post some MP3s that are kinda chill/dark. Sometimes u need 2 reflect. Feel a lot of pressure to 'be funny, relevant, and insightful' all of the time, but sometimes u should just lay alone in the dark and listen to Sigur Ros/reflective music with words that u can't rlly understand
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Anna's picture

That's because BINGO is meant

That's because BINGO is meant to let you chill, and 'let go' and embrace the RANDOMNESS of life.
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