“Control yalls selves
take only what yall need from yall.” -the MGMT
So there I was. The party was winding down, but I felt like I still had a chance to get tugged 2nite. I was gonna stay around and keep nursing some beers, maybe nonchalantly working my way on to the impromptu dance floor if the right song came on. Tired of the group of people huddling around a laptop playing mainstream songs and rap songs. I needed some one to play a more obscure indie hit to prove to some one worth tugging me that I listened to alternative music. Then came on a song by a new buzzband called The MGMT – Kids.mp3. It was accessible, fun and danceable. I worked my way on to the dance floor, closed my eyes, and danced.
If my personal brand is strong enough, I have a chance to make tonight meaningful.
Will I get tuggled 2nite?
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32 Comments
that guy holding a beer in the first one is an asshole
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//////////Reply by pablo
//////////Posted February 28th, 2009 at 1:47 pm
@xavier,
2nded
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//////////Reply by andy
//////////Posted February 28th, 2009 at 3:29 pm
@xavier,
msnstremrs make me sick,
if the year is late 08 or 09 and your still listening to kala album by the m.i.a’s
then you make me sick,
wtf happend to m.i.a’s and MGMT.
Q: why do stupid people like them,
A: enrtylevel grandpa alts, put their music in mnstrmer movie commercials
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//////////Reply by Yeah Right Radio
//////////Posted February 28th, 2009 at 5:19 pm
@andy, The trailer for that shitty looking movie “The Last House on the Left” has like 10 seconds of “Sweet Love for Planet Earth” by Fuck Buttons. It makes me sad.
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//////////Reply by FggtRecommendsMovies
//////////Posted February 28th, 2009 at 5:25 pm
@Yeah Right Radio, the original movie is good tho
//////////Reply by DancerRobot
//////////Posted March 1st, 2009 at 1:58 am
@Yeah Right Radio, yeah i heard that and i was a lil shocked! TV was on in background and i was not paying attention, then that comes on and just grabed me i was like i know that!! that should not be coming from TV…
//////////Reply by altCreep
//////////Posted March 1st, 2009 at 6:21 am
@Yeah Right Radio,
the original movie is authentic, but the remake is the equivalent of “band selling out”, so there is no place for authentic alt music there (not sure tho if fuck buttons is authentic anymore, any1?)
//////////Reply by analoguefeel
//////////Posted February 28th, 2009 at 6:13 pm
@andy,
Y’ALL I LIKE THAT SONG BY THE FUCKER BUTTON 2, HOWEVER, R U RLY SRS THAT IT “MAKES U SAD”? U DO RLZ THAT “IN THIS WORLD” NTHNG IS SCRD? THS IZ CPTLSM Y’ALL! EITHER SHT OR GT OFF TH POT! (BY NOW WE OUGHT 2 RLZ ITS TIME 2 GT OFF THE POT).
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//////////Reply by lanes
//////////Posted February 28th, 2009 at 10:40 pm
@andy, m.i.a will always be good,
just cause you’re still listenin doesn’t mean you just discovered it.
h8 u faggotty guys who won’t listen to something you liked before once it gets mainstream, just cause you want to be so different.
dumbass, you’re not original
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//////////Reply by cold legs
//////////Posted March 1st, 2009 at 1:40 am
@lanes, it’s not that we’re trying to be “original” it’s just disappointing when something we love so much is also “loved” by the very same douche bags who don’t appreciate it on the same level and have it amongst Top40 Bogus on their iTuners playlists. also it’s super super super lame because usually once they finally catch on to good songs (ex., the MGMT / M.I.A) the good songs are old as hell. by old as hell i mean 6 months to 1 year. old enough, srsly.
~*duh*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yabXZVykfOI
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Shoulda came out with this post in 2k8.
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y do blonde girls make themslvs look so stpd?
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//////////Reply by thetruthyall
//////////Posted February 28th, 2009 at 9:07 pm
@Sol, it gets them laid by guys who dont care about them, but who they might trick into thinking they do
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//////////Reply by kyda69
//////////Posted March 1st, 2009 at 8:07 am
@thetruthyall, hahahaha right on. god thats so true.
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lol etnies
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is MGMT suing the prez of France for their authenticity back?
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sometimes you’re the greatest CRLS
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lets get known
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the last lineup is too fnny 2 b true
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how can thsi ppl live w/ themselves? it hurts me.
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this reminds me of when, in hi-school, the kids who had spent the past 4 yrs teasing me 4 liking Death Cab 4 Cutie and the Bright Eyes started listening 2 DC4C ‘n Bright Eyes. But they couldn’t tease me anymore b/c i was segregated from them due to the fact that i was signed up for 6 AP classes.
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//////////Reply by trying2findmyself
//////////Posted February 28th, 2009 at 6:18 pm
@Gurkman, nerd
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//////////Reply by thetruthyall
//////////Posted February 28th, 2009 at 9:43 pm
@Gurkman, yeah, I dont think thats why they were teasing u, but we luv u
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HAHAHAHA ..take only wat you need from ma’
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//////////Reply by teehee
//////////Posted March 2nd, 2009 at 9:48 am
@bigtyme, my fav line as well
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wardrobe provided by Forever 21 and PacSun.
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//////////Reply by anon
//////////Posted March 4th, 2009 at 5:17 pm
@MasonMiles, hahahahaha
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Sounds like they only knew one line from the whole song.
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H8 blondes who pretend to have fun.
Party in vid=not fun. Total of 5-6 ppl 8 max, might as well play board game.
Mainstreamers weren’t supposed to be exposed to MGMT…it’s like a gateway drug..next thing they will be able to accept AnCo.
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//////////Reply by cold legs
//////////Posted March 1st, 2009 at 1:41 am
@Blow, hahahahaahaha. all of this. exactly.
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I have been to too many parties where the first video happened, srsly.
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//////////Reply by pete
//////////Posted March 1st, 2009 at 12:23 am
@unicorn,
and its still happening…so so sad
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mgmt is still legit.
and why do you all talk like carles?
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//////////Reply by Sol
//////////Posted February 28th, 2009 at 10:02 pm
@soolcoff, cos wre all un-mnstrmd.
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//////////Reply by el fggt
//////////Posted March 1st, 2009 at 12:39 pm
@soolcoff,
free ur mind bro. this “”english” “language”" and “grammar” stuff u learned is all bullshits. the way 2b a truly informed alternative prsn is 2 b inventive w/ words n phrases n internett memies. carles is the mos enlitened ovus all!!!
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you guys are assholes.
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I love the guy wearing the etnies sweatshirt and drinking a corona who wanders in between the two girls and just looks at them/checks them out. This might be the epitome of american culture.
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the guy wearing the etnies jacket is a FGGT
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etnies matters less than the poor champ tryin so hard
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i remember when mnstrmrs told me about this “great new band called the management” in september and i almost decked them and screamed srry they havent been cool in like 2 years
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DOES N E1 HAVE ANY NICKLEBACK REMIXES???????????
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//////////Reply by randyy
//////////Posted March 2nd, 2009 at 10:52 am
@hey
hahahahah i love you
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I hope to god this is an attempt at comedy. Please don’t correct me if I’m wrong.
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//////////Reply by el fggt
//////////Posted March 1st, 2009 at 12:37 pm
@Nicholas,
no. it’s fucking serious business.
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shirtless festivalcore bro is more alt than any of you could wish to be. cut off sweatpants will be huge in 2k9.
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//////////Reply by el fggt
//////////Posted March 1st, 2009 at 12:36 pm
@hapz,
they’re so huge, i’m already over them.
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the guy in the video who imitates having fun dancing to MGMT’s dance floor killer classic (the only thing better is the soulwax remix) makes me sick to my fucking stomach.
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YO EVRY1 CHECK OUT THIS NEW SHIT MGMT TIME TO PRETENDS I HEARD IT WAS THE SECOND COMING OF THE 60S AND 70S AGAIN.
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Mgmt was never authentic, wtf are yall on?
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I think it’s the 80kidz remix that was playing…
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this vid. pretty much sums up my life @ mainstream popular chick parties…. they find a song that is catchy and they think that it is somehow….”indie”…..and they love it
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randy, i agree.
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along with that, some mnstrm girl i kno just found out abt time 2 pretend very rcntly. how sad.
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I heard the mgmtz were kewl. izzat rite
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