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H4X0R3D – fuck hipster runoff i hacked this blog. readers of this blog are idiot lemmings

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hello this is not your idiot leader charles. this site has been hacked. first of all, fuck you for reading this blog looking for some sort of analysis on culture and lifestyle.

i just wanted to get a few things off my chest. fuck all of the readers of this stupid site. do you realize that this site is complete garbage? what do you people even value? why do you support this site? Don’t you realize he is just making advertising money off you?

you stupid fuck faces are just looking for the next big thing. but your lazy. get up off your a$$es and actually DO something. you probably come to this site because you think you’re a creative type. but your lazy and stupid and only care about how things LOOK-not what you actually are inside. most of you people are just a bunch of misfits looking for validation for your lazy ways. the truth is that you are just like every one else. just like Joe the Plummer or any other stupid secretary working a temp job and wasting time on the internet all day

at the end of the day, there’s more to life than trying to make your personal brand into a commodity. stop standing on the sidelines of life and actually LIVE. get off the internet. stop reading dumb blogs that write stupid mumbo jumbo about music and use quotations and the word “meme” too much. you are all afraid to live your life. you want it to mean something, but at the same time, you want every one else to feel more trivial than your life. i’ve got news for all of you–you’re as meaningless as i am. but this retarded blog is the most meaningless thing I have ever read.

every one who has a blog is stupid. just a bunch of failed journalists trying to let their opinion be known. but charles is a psychopath. he doesn’t care about the goodness in anything. he is just tearing down everything and making excuses for everyone, developing a terrible, terrible world view for people to think is ‘cool.’ i don’t give a shit if you call it ART or if you call it social terrorism. it has to be stopped.

you fuckfaces will just keep reading this shit, and spreading these ideas. but the truth of the matter is that your all lemmings. i know this site isnt different from pitchfork or vice or any other bullshit glorified web magazine, but still, they arent as terrible as this blog.

fuck any one who reads this blog. you should be ashamed of yourselves and your parents should take away your internet for a year and make you live on the streets, just like me. you fuckers don’t even know that there’s REAL PEOPLE out there who are LIVING LIFE and MAKING A LIVING. you just want to sit there and gawkerfy everything. like i said, i am deeply disturbed by today’s internet culture and the trends amongst the latest generation. every thing is like a mirror and every one just wants to reflect. they waste time on their bullshit myspaces posting photos and creating themselves. it’s just fucking bullshit. waste of time. you spend so much time thinking about who you are that you don’t even become someone. needless to say, with sites like this promoting that, this world is headed down the shitter. of course kids are gonna makes mistakes, but not if they are told that it is okay to make mistakes and that it is cool to act like a dumbfuck all the time.

all of the peopel who read this blog think they are smarter then every one. they think that Carles is some sort of genius who sees what is real and makes estute observations. the truth is that he is just a bullshit armchair fluff philosopher. u wanna read some real shit? actually pick up a book. Read some Salinger, or Kant, or Ayn Rand, or Richard Wright. even maybe Mitch Albom. you fuckers probably can’t even read. you probably can’t even read this post because you just come here to look at cool pictures and listen to shitty electronic music.

fuck all of you. you are all shitheads and one day this blog will be dead. the world will probably still be shittier, but i wont have to be reminded by inttellectual fucktards of this allegdly brilliant website thats so true and funny. if only you people could realize where you stand in the big picture. you are just lemmings who buy things and go to concerts and then learn to hate

there is just so much hate in the scene that we are tearing apart. i am deeply disgusted with whats going on in the world right now and because of sites like these, we are losing our culture because we are afraid to be ourselves. ive got news for all of you–our world is not going to get any better any time soon, and this website is not helping it. fuck music blogs, culture blogs, and blogs that post cool looking pictures. if you really want to save the economy, how about keeping ass hole millenials from wasting time at work all day looking at cool shit that makes them feel connected. that would save us like millions of hours worth of work if we just made you fuckheads work in the fields like the slaves that you should be.

but i cant fix this society, and i can fix years of parenting mistakes by your aloof parents. i’d just like you all to know that i am right, and i have a reason to believe these things and what I am doing has a cause. i have done more with my life than all of you and when i die, i will be happier than all of you because i won’t have led a cowardly life.

fuck all of you. fuck charles, fuck this blog. im out of here.
you may think that this is just a charles joke gimmick, and he might even pretend that it is one after he contacts hsi blogger host. but i jsut want you all to know from the bottom of my heart that i fucking hate everything to do with this website and you fuckers are going down. trust me.

you are all fucking lemmings, and lemmings get led off cliffs because you don’t have fucking brains.
fuck you.

‘The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.’

Keyser Söze

FUCK HIPSTERS!FUCK HIPSTERS!FUCK HIPSTERS!FUCK HIPSTERS!FUCK HIPSTERS!FUCK HIPSTERS!

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311 Comments

  1. anon
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 4:13 pm | Permalink

    :O

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    //////////Reply by yo
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    @anon, lol, nice first

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    //////////Reply by not so sure
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    @yo, 523th comment yall woooo

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    //////////Reply by thetruthyall
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    @anon, https://twitter.com/hipsterrunoff

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    //////////Reply by ?
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    @thetruthyall,

    “It is possible, since the hipster lives with his hatred, that many of them are the material for an elite of storm troopers ready to follow the first truly magnetic leader whose view of mass murder is phrased in a language which reaches their emotions…the hipster is equally a candidate for the most reactionary and the most radical of movements”

    - Norman Mailer “The White Negro: Superficial Reflections on the Hipster” (1957)

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    //////////Reply by ?
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    @?,

    Y’all need 2 “add it up”.

    //////////Reply by Like I Said...
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    @?, We All Kant Be Alt

    //////////Reply by danteller
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    @anon,

    http://www.villagevoice.com/2009-02-04/music/hipster-runoff-explained-maybe

    h8 my lyfe
    evrything is meaningless

    thought carles was so auth
    then i read this

    *tears*

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    //////////Reply by reemtron
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    @danteller, omg srsly wat
    i can’t even beleeb dis
    carles isn’t da messiah?

    i wuz sew lied 2 ;_______;

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    //////////Reply by danteller
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    @reemtron,

    i know

    omgz!!!

    wtf

    //////////Reply by danteller
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    @anon,

    HEY Y’ALL
    HACKR INSPIRED ME TO MAKE MUSIK

    http://www.supload.com/listen?s=rFAgGj

    i <3 garageband

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    //////////Reply by adhd
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    @anon, You win at life with this first comment.

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    //////////Reply by anamcara
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    this chat is impossible to hack
    there’s no fucking way you can hack this chat
    I dare you to hack this chat
    C’oN scum you suck
    bite it you scum
    http://www.zeus-chat.com/chatroom.php?rm=416E616D5F63617261

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    //////////Reply by anamcara
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    @anamcara, come on baby

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  2. key
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 4:16 pm | Permalink

    oh the irony!

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    //////////Reply by anon
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    @key, i lold

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    //////////Reply by L33T
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    @anon
    Agreed….the irony is 2 funnie.

    H8 the sin
    <3 the sinner
    Miss Crls :o(

    -Ghandi Bro

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    //////////Reply by White Blipster
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    @key, It is killing me – the irony is actually hurting my head

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  3. Posted February 19, 2009 at 4:18 pm | Permalink

    i like all hro stands for, art music and lifestyle.
    who cares?
    who cares?
    who cares?

    you’re a loser bro.

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    //////////Reply by Dvdi
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    @dnl, feel like he doesn’t “get me”

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  4. finally
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 4:20 pm | Permalink

    hella post modern literary tactics

    le tigre + ted kaczynski +/- charles = what hipsterrunoff has been saying all along?

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    //////////Reply by key
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    @finally, i think so. bro is unpredictable.

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    //////////Reply by noisy tshirsts
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    @key,

    UNABMBR (2k9 tugstrong RMX)

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    //////////Reply by anamcara
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    @finally, this chat is impossible to hack
    there’s no fucking way you can hack this chat
    I dare you to hack this chat
    C’oN scum you suck
    bite it you scum
    http://www.zeus-chat.com/chatroom.php?rm=416E616D5F63617261

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  5. Adam
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 4:21 pm | Permalink

    LOL rly? you must obviously be some fat nerd who has it in so these so called “hipsters”. why take the time to do this when you could be out there ‘living your life’.

    fggt

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    //////////Reply by ?
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    @Adam,

    “It is possible, since the hipster lives with his hatred, that many of them are the material for an elite of storm troopers ready to follow the first truly magnetic leader whose view of mass murder is phrased in a language which reaches their emotions…the hipster is equally a candidate for the most reactionary and the most radical of movements”

    - Norman Mailer “The White Negro: Superficial Reflections on the Hipster” (1957)

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  6. jay
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 4:21 pm | Permalink

    You spelled plumber wrong.

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    //////////Reply by bl0rg
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    @jay, he is referring to Jake ‘the Snake’ Plummer’s brother. you know, the bro that isn’t a meaningful football player.

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  7. Posted February 19, 2009 at 4:22 pm | Permalink

    haha, my parents probably should take away my internet

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    //////////Reply by danteller
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    @Nikolaj,

    wish they would

    <3<3<3

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  8. some guy
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 4:22 pm | Permalink

    Wow, that was so refreshing. HRO, is an extreme, be it apathy, or cynicism, or WHATEVER, and sure, this guy is too.

    It’s all to be taken with a grain of salt.

    But they both make me laugh.

    AHHHHH, life.

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    //////////Reply by smichael
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    yes

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    //////////Reply by pooponyoursoul
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    @some guy, this is probably just carles

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    //////////Reply by titties
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    @pooponyoursoul, yeah.

    definitely carles

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  9. helvetica
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 4:23 pm | Permalink

    <3 crls jokes.

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    //////////Reply by colander
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    @helvetica, he went so far as to twitter this as real, so its really like dinner theater [via 2k10]

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    //////////Reply by helvetica
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    @colander, man twitter is serious bisnis.

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    //////////Reply by Rora
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    @colander, dinner theater?! thank you. gol.

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  10. Posted February 19, 2009 at 4:25 pm | Permalink

    Hahah. Word up! This would be great if this were true.

    Delete the whole shit while you’re in there! ;-)

    Psych. But hipsterfuckoff -is- corny.

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    //////////Reply by helvetica
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    @Jessica, you just don’t get it dude…

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    //////////Reply by Jessica
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    @helvetica, Get… what?

    :-p

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    //////////Reply by helvetica
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    @Jessica, the whole point of HRO. :-p

    //////////Reply by Jessica
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    @helvetica, Ohhhh. Damn. You’re right! It’s so complicated. I can’t figure this out. I need a tutor, and fast!

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    //////////Reply by helvetica
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    @Jessica, silleeeee

    //////////Reply by colander
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    this is why no one likes you, jessica. you don’t know when to say ‘when’. <3 u, just not right now…

    //////////Reply by ?
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    @Jessica,

    “It is possible, since the hipster lives with his hatred, that many of them are the material for an elite of storm troopers ready to follow the first truly magnetic leader whose view of mass murder is phrased in a language which reaches their emotions…the hipster is equally a candidate for the most reactionary and the most radical of movements”

    - Norman Mailer “The White Negro: Superficial Reflections on the Hipster” (1957)

    //////////Reply by Jessica
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    @colander, uhhhh… it’s totally a fake hoax just to get attention… get over it dumb ass.

    //////////Reply by thetruth...yall
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    @Jessica, love you

    //////////Reply by colander
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    @Jessica, i didn’t mean to lash out at you. we’re all bros. i just felt really vulnerable, and you weren’t helping. miss u

    //////////Reply by Jessica
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    @colander & thetruth…yall, I have seen a bunch of hacked sites in my day and never did they leave things so neatly intact. Usually a site takeover involves actually replacing the main page of the site with just some message and a simple background, if even an image. Typically, all the links, ads, archives, etc, are never left open.

    Haha, and any real hacker would know that the movie hackers with Angelina Jolie was a farse and totally unrealistic. It was a good movie for its time, but it was totally unrealistic. No real hacker would past some bullshit image of that movie.

    I guarantee that Carles has just gone on vacation or is desperately seeking attention and ego-stroking. Within a short period of time Carles will be back, BEATING OUT THE ILLUSTRIOUS HACKER, PROVING THAT ALL IS WELL AGAIN!

    Also, hackers don’t sound so much like Carles in their writing, either.

    I have so much pent up love, I just don’t know how to spread it. <3

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    //////////Reply by danteller
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    @Jessica,

    ur brain has magic powers of perception

    thanks fer all the insights!

    <3<3<3

  11. Books
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 4:25 pm | Permalink

    Mitch Albom, really? If this is for real, this guy is such a faux intellectual idiot. Ayn Rand, Emmanuel Kant, J.D. Salinger, and Mitch Albom? Those are all great authors (except Albom), but they’re on an 8th grade level, man.

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    //////////Reply by AstroCandy
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    @Books, god you’re dumb

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    //////////Reply by whyamireadingthis
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    @Books,

    Agreed. I believed it until he tried to bolster his argument with Mitch Albom. Then I realized that either this is a joke, or that the “hacker” too talks in bullshit.

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    //////////Reply by Brian Park
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    @Books, Ayn Rand? Are you fucking kidding me?

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    //////////Reply by Realist
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    @Brian Park,

    SERIOUSLY.
    this dude is probably just from the cult of objectivism.

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    //////////Reply by Books
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    @Brian Park, are you saying that Ayn Rand is too difficult for 8th graders? I read Anthem in a public middle school.

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    //////////Reply by dud3rz
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    @Books,

    Yeah, and I bet you followed it up with Immanuel Kant’s Metaphysics of Morals…

    //////////Reply by Garrick
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    @Books, yeah, i luv how all the books he cites are shitty abooks every1 w no taste or education read. nothin’ good or recent like Khakpour, Zadie Smith, Hodgman, Eggers, or hell, J. Safran Foer.

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    //////////Reply by Sam
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    @Garrick, I thought that the fact that this (hypothetical) person seems to think that “meaning” and “really living” are even ontological possibilities gives away that they’re 19 and have only read 4 books.

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    //////////Reply by titties
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    @Garrick, everyone on the internet is really impressed with all the books you read

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    //////////Reply by danteller
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    @Books,

    Neither you nor HAXOR have ever read Kant.

    Kant is not for children nor for bitchfaggots with bad insults.

    Get over yourself.

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    //////////Reply by yo
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    Mitch Albom lolololol

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  12. anononononymous
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 4:26 pm | Permalink

    this is so meta

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    //////////Reply by Adam
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    @anononononymous, amen

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    //////////Reply by thomatt
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    @Adam, now that you commented on its meta nature, now its meta squared

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    //////////Reply by blipOFFurRADAR
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    @thomatt,

    ^3

    //////////Reply by Sam
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    @thomatt, ))((

    //////////Reply by omgttly
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    @thomatt, <3

    //////////Reply by Y2zl
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    @thomatt, damn, now its like, meta-plex0rd! meta-est post ever.

    //////////Reply by danteller
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    @anononononymous,

    “she’s so meta, references Stendhal,
    shares my strange urge to smash a window in every house on our block”

    <3 Kevin Barnes!!!

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    //////////Reply by helvetica
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    @danteller, h8 kevin barnes

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    //////////Reply by danteller
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    @helvetica,

    u r so wrong

    he’s a hottie + sooo talented

  13. Posted February 19, 2009 at 4:29 pm | Permalink

    Finally, a decent read on this rag.

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  14. no one cares
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 4:30 pm | Permalink

    haha carles you bloody genius you had me going for a second there. do you srly get hate mail like this?

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  15. zach
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 4:30 pm | Permalink

    does anyone else find it funny that hes telling us to get off are lazy asses yet hes the one who spent all the time sitting on his ass hacking this site.

    hypocrite. Take a look in the mirror dumb ass. Sorry that you feel so shitty about yourself that you have to put down people you are obviously envious of just to find some sort of validation. I think they make self help groups for this kind of stuff, there was a good one a while back called heavens gate, you seem like a perfect candidate to join…

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    //////////Reply by AstroCandy
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    @zach, i can’t believe so many people as dumb as you read this blog. it’s kind of depressing.

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    //////////Reply by White Blipster
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    @AstroCandy, I second that notion

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    //////////Reply by ?
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    @White Blipster,

    “It is possible, since the hipster lives with his hatred, that many of them are the material for an elite of storm troopers ready to follow the first truly magnetic leader whose view of mass murder is phrased in a language which reaches their emotions…the hipster is equally a candidate for the most reactionary and the most radical of movements”

    - Norman Mailer “The White Negro: Superficial Reflections on the Hipster” (1957)

    //////////Reply by pooponyoursoul
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    @zach, seriously, it’s probably just carles.

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    //////////Reply by ?
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    @pooponyoursoul,

    Let’s hope so. Then we can all hug and be stupid fucking nihilists again like in the “good old daze” (pre-2/19). LUV U XXX

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    //////////Reply by linus
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    @pooponyoursoul, <3 the name =¬]

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  16. Charles
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 4:31 pm | Permalink

    Is this dude an alt-bro, alt-core-bro or an unrelated- usual suspects reference-bro?

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    //////////Reply by helvetica
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    @Charles, bet you any money it’s carles’ mom.

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    //////////Reply by May
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    @Charles, post-irony-vulnerable bro ????

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    //////////Reply by Sam
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    @Charles, I think he’s probably a “Spencer Gifts Novelty T-shirt from 2k3+Unironic Camo Pants” bro.

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    //////////Reply by Guido
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    @Sam, i worked at Spencies in 2k3

    soooooo ouch, bro!

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    //////////Reply by lovem
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    @Charles,

    He’s an alt-bag, his personal brand is so strong, he can just go around fucking with other peoples brands by hacking their websites.

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    //////////Reply by LemonGod
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    @Charles,

    Charles = The new Carles?

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  17. Snewgz
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 4:32 pm | Permalink

    what a fucking faggot

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    //////////Reply by ?
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    @Snewgz,

    “It is possible, since the hipster lives with his hatred, that many of them are the material for an elite of storm troopers ready to follow the first truly magnetic leader whose view of mass murder is phrased in a language which reaches their emotions…the hipster is equally a candidate for the most reactionary and the most radical of movements”

    - Norman Mailer “The White Negro: Superficial Reflections on the Hipster” (1957)

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  18. slink33pie
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 4:34 pm | Permalink

    soooo ntrylvl

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  19. monster
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 4:35 pm | Permalink

    it says ‘by carles’ at the heading. who uses the word ‘lemming’? and especaily who uses it that many times?

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    //////////Reply by helvetica
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    @monster, you dont get how to hack effectively do you bro. :(

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    //////////Reply by anon
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    @monster, who uses H4X0R3D?

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    //////////Reply by Garrick
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    @anon, every1 who is 1337, bro, haven’t u ever played CS in hi-skool?

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    //////////Reply by colander
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    Garrick, are you ‘buying’ this?

    //////////Reply by Sam
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    @monster, He just learned the word yesterday. His “intellectual” friend (read: older brother’s weed dealer who stands a chance of finishing community college) was smoking fashionably while mangling Marx in a coffee shop and used it as part of a tirade.

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    //////////Reply by LordPancreas
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    @monster, it’s funny becuz lemmings dont ackshully jump off cliffs to their deaths that’s just a myth but this moron/troll/drunken hacker was too stupid/clever/drunk to realize it

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  20. Trashforce Reaper
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 4:36 pm | Permalink

    This Carles dude just gets more and more postmodern every day.

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  21. lil dafty
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 4:37 pm | Permalink

    now only 1 question remains yall.

    “r u ready 2 ‘uff’?”

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    //////////Reply by Jordyn
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    @lil dafty, I just wanna ‘pop the glock’…

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    //////////Reply by Ohhaiboiz
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    @Jordyn, like.

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  22. deezey
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 4:37 pm | Permalink

    ANOTHER CLASSIC POST! Loves it!!!!!!!

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  23. nywani
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 4:38 pm | Permalink

    MITCH ALBOM?
    is that some sort of fucking joke? if anyone pissed away millions of people’s time to make a shitload of money its that guy. i mean “the five people you meet in heaven” ? is that what this guy thinks is great literature?

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  24. HackTheSystem
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 4:39 pm | Permalink

    acidburn, miss u

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    //////////Reply by anonsy
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    @HackTheSystem, miss u zer0c00ls

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    //////////Reply by Guido
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    @HackTheSystem, h4ck th3 pl4net, yall!

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  25. octopus magic
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 4:39 pm | Permalink

    i love you and i love mgmt

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  26. ummmmm
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 4:40 pm | Permalink

    weak (meta)post carles

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  27. kaz
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 4:44 pm | Permalink

    everybody look at this video

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  28. PizzaDreams
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 4:44 pm | Permalink

    HRO wants u 2 ‘avoid the noid’

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  29. kaz
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 4:44 pm | Permalink

    everybody look at this

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snJXhKzs0bw&feature=channel_page

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    //////////Reply by ?
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    @kaz,

    “It is possible, since the hipster lives with his hatred, that many of them are the material for an elite of storm troopers ready to follow the first truly magnetic leader whose view of mass murder is phrased in a language which reaches their emotions…the hipster is equally a candidate for the most reactionary and the most radical of movements”

    - Norman Mailer “The White Negro: Superficial Reflections on the Hipster” (1957)

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  30. Posted February 19, 2009 at 4:45 pm | Permalink

    i think oh snap summed this guy up
    ‘im to fat to be a hipster yall’
    this guy is obviously an entry leveler who came accross this blog searching for that new track D.A.N.C.E by the justice team. Did not like what he saw when all his bro’s from ‘meaningful one night stands on sparks’ were being made fun of and it put the nail in the coffin when he realised he was too fat for am appy(they didnt have a star wars fanclub edition size)

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    //////////Reply by ?
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    @MS-DOS,

    “It is possible, since the hipster lives with his hatred, that many of them are the material for an elite of storm troopers ready to follow the first truly magnetic leader whose view of mass murder is phrased in a language which reaches their emotions…the hipster is equally a candidate for the most reactionary and the most radical of movements”

    - Norman Mailer “The White Negro: Superficial Reflections on the Hipster” (1957)

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  31. Paul Robi
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 4:46 pm | Permalink

    p0st more tWeeNz

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  32. Posted February 19, 2009 at 4:48 pm | Permalink

    hm…hoax is a hoax. or not

    http://www.feedhimtothepigs.com/?p=186

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  33. Goldie
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 4:58 pm | Permalink

    oh that’s so sad the “hacker” does not know what a joke is.

    no wonder he is so angry, he does not have a sense of humor…

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    //////////Reply by ?
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    @Goldie,

    “It is possible, since the hipster lives with his hatred, that many of them are the material for an elite of storm troopers ready to follow the first truly magnetic leader whose view of mass murder is phrased in a language which reaches their emotions…the hipster is equally a candidate for the most reactionary and the most radical of movements”

    - Norman Mailer “The White Negro: Superficial Reflections on the Hipster” (1957)

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    //////////Reply by pooponyoursoul
    //////////Posted

    @?, fuck you

    Reply

    //////////Reply by ?
    //////////Posted

    @pooponyoursoul,

    Pretty “authentic”! HUGZ XXX (LUV U)

    //////////Reply by linus
    //////////Posted

    @?, sweet post! <33333
    }¬P

    Reply

  34. dthmtl
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 5:00 pm | Permalink

    crls! best post ever!

    Reply

  35. Posted February 19, 2009 at 5:01 pm | Permalink

    As a self-aware alt, I am shocked and appalled at this development.

    Reply

  36. Posted February 19, 2009 at 5:01 pm | Permalink

    lol its tagged ‘HACKED’

    is this the new trend for 2k9?

    Reply

    //////////Reply by helvetica
    //////////Posted

    @Melknee, you’re right!

    Reply

    //////////Reply by Cranester
    //////////Posted

    @Melknee, hacks are SO ytwok.

    But i think he might be onto something about strikethrough…

    Reply

  37. not so sure
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 5:02 pm | Permalink

    ‘The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.’

    this dude is calling carles the devil. really? carles is not THAT imporant. but why is he so anonymous? hmmmm … maybe he is the devil.

    ok down with carles!
    btw who really takes this blog seriously????

    Reply

    //////////Reply by ?
    //////////Posted

    @not so sure,

    “It is possible, since the hipster lives with his hatred, that many of them are the material for an elite of storm troopers ready to follow the first truly magnetic leader whose view of mass murder is phrased in a language which reaches their emotions…the hipster is equally a candidate for the most reactionary and the most radical of movements”

    - Norman Mailer “The White Negro: Superficial Reflections on the Hipster” (1957)

    Reply

  38. Posted February 19, 2009 at 5:07 pm | Permalink

    and how did he hack the website if he lives on the streets with no internet? do yu reckon he did it from a mac store

    Reply

    //////////Reply by helvetica
    //////////Posted

    @MS-DOS, lol’d

    Reply

    //////////Reply by LordPancreas
    //////////Posted

    @MS-DOS, just a homeless ass bro who had to learn remote sql injection exploits in wordpress blogs to stay alive y’all

    Reply

    //////////Reply by fern
    //////////Posted

    @LordPancreas,

    by far the best post in this thread

    Reply

  39. literate-altbro
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 5:08 pm | Permalink

    mitch albom? … really?

    Reply

  40. moo moo
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 5:10 pm | Permalink

    If that was not really Carles, this dude is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!1

    Satire, dude. Sense of humor. Everything that Carles posts is 100% written through a cynical, sarcastic lens. It amazes me that people do not understand that. A lot of commenters are just as guilty as the H4X0R bro. Who knows, maybe I am the guilty one and I have misread our dear Carles on this one.

    Also, multiple exclamation points followed by at least one “1″ will be huge again in 2k10. You can also show that you’re at the height of postmodernism and you “get it” by painstakingly adding the extra “1″ in on your iphoneberries.

    Reply

  41. chiken
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 5:10 pm | Permalink

    best post in a while carles

    Reply

  42. altCreep
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 5:11 pm | Permalink

    Hey haxxor bro, thx for putting picture! thnx!

    Reply

  43. eedit
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 5:17 pm | Permalink

    good catharsys exercise
    you’re so full of hate carles.
    love that
    love you needed to create an alter ego to throw all your cyberbullyness

    Reply

  44. Posted February 19, 2009 at 5:21 pm | Permalink

    he addressed us ( the regular readers ) as ‘Followers’ of our ‘Leader’ ‘Charles’….. are we now a secret society or cult or something?

    Reply

  45. colander
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 5:21 pm | Permalink

    Hmm, you had me until you started recommending my 8th grade reading list. hate being told to read, unless its by crls, who is my master, yall [via lemmington]

    Reply

  46. Posted February 19, 2009 at 5:21 pm | Permalink

    h8 people who confuse your/you’re

    Reply

    //////////Reply by m
    //////////Posted

    @Jess,
    lols

    Reply

    //////////Reply by djstepdadjeans
    //////////Posted

    @Jess,
    2nd that

    Reply

    //////////Reply by umno
    //////////Posted

    @djstepdadjeans, True that! Which proves that this obvo isn’t Carles.

    Reply

    //////////Reply by Matthew
    //////////Posted

    @Jess,

    amen + dumb fucks who say I ‘could’ care less.

    Reply

  47. Annelise
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 5:23 pm | Permalink

    As a secretary who works temp jobs and surfs the internet at least 20% of the time, I appreciate the sentiments of the writer. We should all get out more, especially in the daytime.

    Reply

    //////////Reply by colander
    //////////Posted

    @Annelise, well when i get laid off I’ll keep that in mind.

    Reply

  48. reid
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 5:25 pm | Permalink

    shit is banans.

    Reply

    //////////Reply by Marsha
    //////////Posted

    @reid,
    B-A-N-A-N-A-S

    Reply

  49. Posted February 19, 2009 at 5:26 pm | Permalink

    i’m scared

    Reply

  50. Posted February 19, 2009 at 5:27 pm | Permalink

    jealous much?

    Reply

  51. Adminguy
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 5:27 pm | Permalink

    Just change all the passwords and check to make sure he didn’t create a new adminsitrator account on your site. I’m not sure what’s running the backend but this should be fairly easy. then, have a friend check the database for the same thing.

    Reply

    //////////Reply by LordPancreas
    //////////Posted

    ^ never adminned a single thing in his life

    Reply

    //////////Reply by Guido
    //////////Posted

    @Adminguy, thats right! Carles! password1 dont cut if bro!

    Reply

  52. Posted February 19, 2009 at 5:28 pm | Permalink

    and this bro is a loser. ur not neo from the matrix
    go eat some cat food or whatever you zero-income hacker guys eat.

    Reply

    //////////Reply by ?
    //////////Posted

    @no,

    LUV U, H8 FAKERZ.

    Reply

  53. sofia
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 5:28 pm | Permalink

    FAKE

    Reply

    //////////Reply by ?
    //////////Posted

    @sofia,

    H8 THE FAKE. LUV THE U THAT UR.

    Reply

  54. sofia
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 5:29 pm | Permalink

    oh also too long didn’t read

    Reply

    //////////Reply by thetruthyall
    //////////Posted

    @sofia, ha. i skimmed. i ‘get’ it

    Reply

  55. JealousH8r
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 5:30 pm | Permalink

    OMG
    I just realized how much ad $$ crls will be getting from all the hits this ‘buzz post’ is gonna generate….mo fuckaz is gon B chekin dis shit all day 2 C if it iz crlzr…..kinda like the day he faked a ‘lappy crash’.
    H8 u crls….you could have at least sent me a chilis gift card for V-Day.
    <3 the way u inspire me to ‘live my life’ and think outside the box tho.
    Miss U indie-remix posts :(

    P0457 M042 P33N!

    Reply

    //////////Reply by colander
    //////////Posted

    @JealousH8r, lets just hope all the fuckers coming to gawk at this are also wondering where to order affordable sub sandwiches tonight

    Reply

  56. whocares
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 5:32 pm | Permalink

    I’ve been saying this blog is lame since way before the memesphere picked up on it.

    Reply

    //////////Reply by Anonymous
    //////////Posted

    @whocares, funniest comment and username so far

    Reply

  57. x
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 5:33 pm | Permalink

    ULTIMATE!

    Reply

  58. yo
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 5:35 pm | Permalink

    Insane.

    Reply

  59. brian
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 5:37 pm | Permalink

    crls, you’ve outdone yrself

    Reply

  60. annabellector
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 5:41 pm | Permalink

    hello. citizens should not be afraid to speak the truth. make it fucked up. homeless kids are sleeping in the woods circa 1994. make it fucked up. that something is legal. golden rule of this planet. golden rule makes the rules. make it fucked up. hit the sauce. fuck your rules.

    Reply

  61. Posted February 19, 2009 at 5:43 pm | Permalink

    kill the jews!

    Reply

  62. snailrush
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 5:44 pm | Permalink

    hahaha there is no way anybody can have that bad of taste in authors its just not possible

    Reply

    //////////Reply by eis
    //////////Posted

    @snailrush, mitch albom lmao

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    //////////Reply by snailrush
    //////////Posted

    and salinger, rand…

    Reply

    //////////Reply by snailrush
    //////////Posted

    although i have to admit i never read any kant or wright so maybe i’m just a lil babby

  63. Posted February 19, 2009 at 5:45 pm | Permalink

    ad $… it’s called a job. a lot of people have them.

    maybe i’ll get a life and start hacking sites. that’d be swell.

    <3 you

    Reply

  64. Posted February 19, 2009 at 5:50 pm | Permalink

    *Plumber

    Dumb ass.

    Reply

  65. EMMA
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 5:51 pm | Permalink

    miss u

    Reply

  66. bRomancer
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 5:51 pm | Permalink

    this is almost like 911 is happening ver again!

    Reply

    //////////Reply by larry silverstein
    //////////Posted

    @bRomancer, jews hacked HRO

    Reply

    //////////Reply by bRomancer
    //////////Posted

    @larry silverstein, what r u 12?

    Reply

    //////////Reply by White Blipster
    //////////Posted

    @bRomancer, That’s when we made the decision to ‘pull’ HRO

    Reply

  67. XXXXXXXXX
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 5:59 pm | Permalink

    “you probably come to this site because you think you’re a creative type.”

    well you came to this site didnt you?

    if you resented it so much you wouldnt have even bothered.

    Reply

    //////////Reply by blurter
    //////////Posted

    @XXXXXXXXX, spot on!

    and

    “we are losing our culture because we are afraid to be ourselves.”

    well, we define ourselves according to our culture…it’s a natural part of life to want to be accepted by people…I wish I knew what percentage of the population were hermits but it’d have to be like 0.000001% or less…the sentence doesn’t really make sense anyway. More like our culture is CHANGING because everyone is so goddam set on cashing in on our culture, so it stops changing because people just say and sing what has made money in the past…you can’t lose culture, it’s always there in some form.

    Reply

  68. HIP*GRL4U~
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 5:59 pm | Permalink

    wat

    Reply

  69. Posted February 19, 2009 at 6:00 pm | Permalink

    FIRST!

    Reply

    //////////Reply by helvetica
    //////////Posted

    @ary, i loled so hard i cryed :’)

    Reply

    //////////Reply by umno
    //////////Posted

    @helvetica, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I’m surprised I got this far down.

    Reply

    //////////Reply by lionshare
    //////////Posted

    @ary,

    <3 U SO MUCH.

  70. --
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 6:02 pm | Permalink

    lemmings don’t jump off cliffs

    Reply

    //////////Reply by Balthasar
    //////////Posted

    @–, they walk.

    Reply

  71. Posted February 19, 2009 at 6:07 pm | Permalink

    H4X0R bros are s00 overrated.
    SRSLY THO!

    HRO4EVA!!!

    Reply

  72. Posted February 19, 2009 at 6:08 pm | Permalink

    OUCHYYY my eyes hurt

    Reply

  73. natalee hologram
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 6:09 pm | Permalink

    hackers r alt, hacker h8s carles, carles = MSM?

    Reply

  74. Gosple
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 6:09 pm | Permalink

    2 menny layers to deal wif

    Reply

  75. KM
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 6:10 pm | Permalink

    lol love how he added arkells ads

    Reply

  76. indoorsoccershoe
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 6:10 pm | Permalink

    yay we been hecked

    Reply

  77. Nostradamus
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 6:10 pm | Permalink

    “It is possible, since the hipster lives with his hatred, that many of them are the material for an elite of storm troopers ready to follow the first truly magnetic leader whose view of mass murder is phrased in a language which reaches their emotions…the hipster is equally a candidate for the most reactionary and the most radical of movements”

    - Norman Mailer “The White Negro: Superficial Reflections on the Hipster” (1957)

    Reply

    //////////Reply by natalee hologram
    //////////Posted

    @Nostradamus, tl;rd

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    //////////Reply by bRomancer
    //////////Posted

    @natalee hologram, sahree, i not hip enuff to carpet yr bronson… wtf is tl;rd?

    Reply

    //////////Reply by natalee hologram
    //////////Posted

    @bRomancer, 2many wurdz (too long; didn’t read + abbreviation – spelling = authentic)

    //////////Reply by ?
    //////////Posted

    @natalee hologram, nt sr HRO prlnc appls whn U R mkng a drct qt (?)

    //////////Reply by natalee hologram
    //////////Posted

    @?, oh, bcuz of con-txt? appyologies.

    //////////Reply by ?
    //////////Posted

    @bRomancer,

    U R SO “AUTHENTIC”! LUV U XXX

  78. anon
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 6:17 pm | Permalink

    wow. much

    Reply

  79. Posted February 19, 2009 at 6:18 pm | Permalink

    lulz

    Reply

  80. SpooGeFace
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 6:23 pm | Permalink

    NIGGER

    Reply

    //////////Reply by thetruthyall
    //////////Posted

    @SpooGeFace, are YOU 12?

    Reply

    //////////Reply by SpooGeFace
    //////////Posted

    @thetruthyall, shut up white bitch

    Reply

  81. SharksHappen
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 6:24 pm | Permalink

    carles, looks like you’ve been hacked. oh well.
    for the record, it was probably a cute azn with hot bangs.

    Reply

  82. vivi
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 6:25 pm | Permalink

    i have cancer

    Reply

  83. vivi
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 6:30 pm | Permalink

    is cancer alt?

    Reply

    //////////Reply by Marsha
    //////////Posted

    @vivi, i lol’d

    Reply

  84. Posted February 19, 2009 at 6:30 pm | Permalink

    s00 g00d. thnx br0.

    Reply

  85. James F.
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 6:31 pm | Permalink

    i love Jim Noir

    i also made 2 gorillaz’ albums called “down is the new up” and “up is the new down”

    Reply

  86. daffy
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 6:33 pm | Permalink

    there’s more to like than hacking

    Reply

  87. AL
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 6:33 pm | Permalink

    this is going down ad the bro who co0uldnt take it anym0re of 2k9

    Reply

  88. truth
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 6:35 pm | Permalink

    how can people write comments about that hxor while not ‘getting’ that it is crls. why are they reading HRO. i feel ashamed for writing this.

    Reply

    //////////Reply by colander
    //////////Posted

    @truth, again, on twitter, he’s playing this like its real. don’t want to ask him about it cuz i don’t want to seem like i ‘dont get it’ but I might not actually get it

    Reply

  89. jiggie
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 6:36 pm | Permalink

    Thank you Mr Hacker…very much needed to stop this shit. While you’re at it.. clean some more of the crap out there.

    Reply

  90. daffy
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 6:37 pm | Permalink

    ayn rand. lol.

    Reply

  91. BrooklynBlipster
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 6:37 pm | Permalink

    You obviously have not seen pure truth yet, so it must be hard to understand.

    Reply

  92. schnappy
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 6:39 pm | Permalink

    apparently the new black lips album is out on february 24. i read it in the sidebar ad which i inadvertently read while reading this buzz post.

    I’M GONNA BUY IN NOW YALL

    ps great post crls.

    Reply

  93. Posted February 19, 2009 at 6:43 pm | Permalink

    d00d u wr alt-hakked by an ayn rand fan !!llii

    Reply

  94. Ollie
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 6:44 pm | Permalink

    Dude who wrote that AdBusters article is runnin’ out of ideas.

    Reply

  95. peabs
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 6:47 pm | Permalink

    wow what a racist this bro is! dosent he know blipsters and altjews are readers of this blog?

    Reply

  96. cha
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 6:48 pm | Permalink

    r u ok crls

    Reply

  97. El_Roosterino
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 6:48 pm | Permalink

    I thought the site had been slipping but this really is some next level shit. Well played sir, well played.

    Reply

  98. bro
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 6:49 pm | Permalink

    you just don’t ‘get’ hro

    Reply

  99. Posted February 19, 2009 at 6:52 pm | Permalink

    “you are all going down” Obviously carles isn’t the psychopath, you are. It’s a fucking blog that people read for entertainment. It’s not a cult.

    Reply

    //////////Reply by ?
    //////////Posted

    @Jessicauthentic.,

    But I thought reality was “just a game”. Wasn’t that what carlos always sed? LUV U (HUGZ) XXX

    Reply

  100. Myth
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 6:58 pm | Permalink

    Hacker = post-bro separation anxiety

    Reply

  101. bRomancer
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 7:00 pm | Permalink

    hmmmmm – at the bottom of the post the name keyser söze is mentioned, as well as the famous quote from the film in which that character was featured (bryan singer’s “the usual suspects”): “‘the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist”. that quote is a paraphrase of baudelaire, only the film doesn’t grasp the radicality of the meaning (the actual phrase is “my dear brothers, never forget, when you hear the progress of enlightenment vaunted, that the devil’s best trick is to persuade you that he doesn’t exist!”). hipsterdom is very much like that, quoting that which came before such as say punk, indie rock, csny, leotards or whatever, while almost always losing the point of what it had originally been about or what is just as bad, turning it into nothing more than a passing fashion; in other words, it reifies what baudelaire chides as “the progress of enlightenment” – it’s like the children’s game telephone, for the most part it just gets more and more stupid and pointless the further down the line it goes, until one day it bumps up against an artistic or intellectual or political giant who has the moxie to actually do something powerful with it – n e ways, for those of y’all hipsters who don’t get it, the baudelairean version is a rant against modern valuelessness/nihilism, but not in the name of a return to “the real world” which of course all hroers and probably most of their critics would oppose, rather it is about creating something out of the simulacrum itself, something that actually *would* have meaning – but meaning w/o essence… ahhh, but of course, as usual, the devil is in the details…

    Reply

    //////////Reply by NoTraction
    //////////Posted

    @bRomancer, in other words, ‘beyond good and evil’ doesn’t = ‘beyond good and bad’?

    Reply

    //////////Reply by terry fuckwit
    //////////Posted

    @bRomancer, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    Reply

  102. J
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 7:01 pm | Permalink

    i can’t be sure…but i think the blog got hacked by AnCo. i didn’t the post though.

    Reply

    //////////Reply by kmr
    //////////Posted

    @J, hahaha.

    Reply

    //////////Reply by helvetica
    //////////Posted

    @J, AnCo did WTC 2…

    Reply

  103. Ayn Rand
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 7:05 pm | Permalink

    Kant followed by Ayn Rand? ROFLCHOPPER TO COMMAND.

    Reply

  104. bobbie
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 7:07 pm | Permalink

    in 2k9 hacking is the new blogging, people should only express their thoughts via hacking someone else’s website cuz it is so authentic and meaningful

    Reply

  105. EntryLevelAlt
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 7:09 pm | Permalink

    Crls is this some kind of sick joke, are we all getting punk’d like on the hit tv show or is this for realz?

    Reply

    //////////Reply by White Blipster
    //////////Posted

    @EntryLevelAlt, It’s real: http://twitter.com/hipsterrunoff

    Reply

  106. fuckbooks
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 7:10 pm | Permalink

    FUCK BOOKS!

    Reply

  107. AltBag
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 7:10 pm | Permalink

    i read on the the blogosphere that HRO was haxed by an asian genius haxer named steve aoki

    Reply

    //////////Reply by helvetica
    //////////Posted

    @AltBag, hahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahhahaahahahhhaaa

    Reply

  108. Posted February 19, 2009 at 7:14 pm | Permalink

    I don’t know what to do. I listen to everything written on this blog. Do I listen to this now?

    Reply

    //////////Reply by helvetica
    //////////Posted

    @Super Awesome Guy, i unno, it depends, r u ready 2 ‘uff’?

    Reply

  109. Querelle da Best
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 7:15 pm | Permalink

    Ayn Rand, seriously? I suppose her sprawling, trite, and repetitive writing style has had some major influence on your hacking. Do you really have that much time to degrade people you ‘don’t care about’?

    Reply

  110. kellypickler
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 7:19 pm | Permalink

    h8 when “astute” is spelled “estute”

    Reply

    //////////Reply by thetruthyall
    //////////Posted

    @kellypickler, he’s fucking homeless. hobos use innernet explorer, which lacks automatic spellcheck

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    //////////Reply by bitcr
    //////////Posted

    @kellypickler, agreed, otherwise best p0st evar

    Reply

  111. Posted February 19, 2009 at 7:21 pm | Permalink

    great post carles.

    BEST HRO post of 2k9

    Reply

  112. nickname
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 7:24 pm | Permalink

    “gawkerfy”…lol, this post ftw

    Reply

  113. yazmin
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 7:29 pm | Permalink

    that was deep. this guy should start a blog

    Reply

    //////////Reply by CHRLeeBRWN
    //////////Posted

    @yazmin, best comment on here!

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    //////////Reply by laudi
    //////////Posted

    @CHRLeeBRWN, no doubt

    Reply

  114. perezhilton
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 7:30 pm | Permalink

    toasting in epic post

    Reply

    //////////Reply by thetruthyall
    //////////Posted

    @perezhilton, is that really u? i need a tugjob

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    //////////Reply by perezhilton
    //////////Posted

    @thetruthyall, xoxo

    Reply

  115. kmr
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 7:36 pm | Permalink

    this post has some of my favourite replies evar.

    Reply

    //////////Reply by helvetica
    //////////Posted

    @kmr, same, goin down as best replied in 2k9

    Reply

  116. $$$$$$$$$$$
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 7:43 pm | Permalink

    hacking computers is so0000o000oo0o0o 90s highschool altbro

    Reply

    //////////Reply by LordPancreas
    //////////Posted

    @$$$$$$$$$$$, just got a ‘virus’ wtf

    Reply

  117. thetruthyall
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 7:57 pm | Permalink

    ok i just stepped ‘outside of myself’ and the Hackers poster could only be done by a clown, so this is fake

    Reply

  118. mimi
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 7:58 pm | Permalink

    lemmings? like the blink song? i love that song.

    Reply

  119. twitterbr0
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 8:02 pm | Permalink

    scha!

    Reply

  120. Posted February 19, 2009 at 8:03 pm | Permalink

    most real post on this blog. ‘gd bls the alt-bro who HCKD ths pce of sht wnnbe hpsrs”

    Reply

  121. t4yo
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 8:04 pm | Permalink

    Hacking = lame

    hipsters are cool ^_^

    …brush your shoulders off, carles

    Reply

  122. L
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 8:06 pm | Permalink

    lemmings = rly cute actually
    <3 lemmings
    h8 unintentional typos

    Reply

  123. CHRLeeBRWN
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 8:09 pm | Permalink

    I dont think this hacker realizes that most of Carles stuff is satire or just poking fun. I cant help but laugh at 99% of everything he puts up. People need to take a chill pill y’all

    Reply

  124. k
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 8:12 pm | Permalink

    h8 disney for killing lemmings and spreading myths

    lrn2jewtube

    Reply

  125. y'all
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 8:12 pm | Permalink

    just get up and LIVE Y’all
    (via smashmouth)

    Reply

  126. White Blipster
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 8:16 pm | Permalink

    Well done Carles, again another great piece of social commentary. You are the greatest and one day they will display HRO in museums.

    P.s. Y do I hve tht T.I & Beaten Broad song in my head? ‘Just Live Your life yaaaaaaaaall’

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    //////////Reply by Marsha
    //////////Posted

    @White Blipster, ahahah
    ‘beaten broad’
    awful

    Reply

    //////////Reply by fughug
    //////////Posted

    @White Blipster, me 2, wtf?!

    Reply

  127. cold legs
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 8:16 pm | Permalink

    great post carles<3

    Reply

  128. anonny
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 8:17 pm | Permalink

    h8 essays. i get enough of those at my liberal arts/art & design school. kinda just wanna be a ‘chill’ bro and get buzzed at a meaningful party with my friends.

    miss u sparks :(

    h8 existential bros with entry-level ‘taste’ in books.
    carles is the ‘real world’ yall
    carles is authentic yall
    <3 carles
    h8 computer geeks.
    maybe this bro just needs a tug?

    Reply

  129. CHRLeeBRWN
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 8:21 pm | Permalink

    Cant wait 2 see this bros ‘hackers’ movie this fall! Brads gff is in it! So xcited y’all

    Reply

  130. Posted February 19, 2009 at 8:23 pm | Permalink

    This guy clearly is just jealous.

    What a bro.

    Reply

  131. SELF AWARE ALTBRO
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 8:30 pm | Permalink

    Lemmings only jump off cliffs to go for group swims and to go on vacation when they find it necessary to find meaning.

    Reply

  132. 3ZKL
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 8:30 pm | Permalink

    u like girls dont u, carles?

    ps.. my mom gave me a puter for xmas

    Reply

  133. umno
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 8:34 pm | Permalink

    Fucking nerd

    Reply

  134. andrew
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 8:34 pm | Permalink

    lol wut

    Reply

  135. Posted February 19, 2009 at 8:38 pm | Permalink

    so should i stop shoppin at am appy?

    Reply

    //////////Reply by Egahds!
    //////////Posted

    @quiche, thinking of becoming an oldnavybro now

    Reply

  136. Realist
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 8:43 pm | Permalink

    Lemmings never actually followed each other off cliffs, it was a scam by the Disney corporation, they were herded off a cliff and filmed. Nice try though.

    Reply

    //////////Reply by Egahds!
    //////////Posted

    @Realist, new meme^^^

    Reply

    //////////Reply by LordPancreas
    //////////Posted

    @Egahds!, where can i get lemmings shirts

    Reply

  137. pako
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 8:44 pm | Permalink

    yesssss! finally an authentic meme!

    tear it up yo!!!!!!!!!!!!

    palabra!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

    Reply

  138. Cass
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 8:44 pm | Permalink

    I haven’t read all the comments, but just in case no one else has written about it I thought that I should point out to the “The Hacker” that his information regarding lemmings is incorrect. They do not periodically commit mass suicide by jumping off cliffs. That is a myth perpetuated by the documentary White Wilderness in 1958. During the film the film makers took lemmings from their natural habitat and placed them on a cliff where they proceeded to herd them (not lead) off the cliff.

    Perhaps you should have rehearsed your rant a little further as it seems the 2 or 3 interesting things you said which weren’t just swear words seem to have been knocked down.

    Oh and hands up who wants to hear more about all the incredible things this guys done with his life?

    Reply

    //////////Reply by Young Mack-a-bee
    //////////Posted

    @Cass, your world has now ended now that your sole source for cultural intake has been destroyed from the ground-up. perhaps you will have to think for yourself now, alt-bag.

    welcome to individuality. don’t look back.

    Reply

    //////////Reply by Cass
    //////////Posted

    @Young Mack-a-bee, “now ended now”? Go back to school kid, and learn the English language while you’re there. Then I might actually care what you have to say.

    Reply

    //////////Reply by *Jesse
    //////////Posted

    @Cass,
    Sole source for cultural intake?
    ur crazie

    //////////Reply by Young Mack-a-bee
    //////////Posted

    @Cass, LAWL. nice low-blow. the last time i saw a low-blow go so low was in the 77 Lexington men’s bathroom doing a line of snow off the dick of a homeless dude just because you thought his beard was alt. your knees still bruised?

    yo, u r a fckn j0ke. ill feel bad when you look back on these times when you’re 30, haggard, alone, and jobless, and trace your bad decisions to a retarded mob mentality that enforces nothing but negativity, bullshit, and conformity.

    groupthink 2k7-2k9. h8 u.

  139. beanster
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 8:45 pm | Permalink

    alright. this guy obviously takes the internet way too seriously that he popped.

    kinda creepy, creepy in the way that

    thiskidmightbethenextonetoshootupahighschool.

    since most of ya’ll are kiddies, keep an eye out now!

    Reply

    //////////Reply by ?
    //////////Posted

    @beanster,

    HIPSTERS ARE BEING ATTACKED IN WILLIAMSBURG AT THIS VERY MOMENT. TURN ON THE NEWS! LUV U IT WILL ALL BE O.K.

    Reply

    //////////Reply by anony
    //////////Posted

    @?,
    LUV U SO MUCH ‘?’

    UR KNDNESS WLL NOT GO “UNNOTICD”
    LUV U! HOPE THRS SOM1 N UR LIF 2 TELL U THT

    Reply

  140. Ed
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 8:46 pm | Permalink

    didn’t we all know this anyway? thanks for that spray captain obvious

    Reply

    //////////Reply by anony
    //////////Posted

    @Ed, YA

    Reply

  141. stine
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 8:53 pm | Permalink

    h8 u hackr
    miss u crls. bring back meaning 2 my life.

    Reply

  142. May
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 8:56 pm | Permalink

    U f0rg0t 2 tag this under “Let’s get vulnerable”

    Reply

  143. cb
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 8:59 pm | Permalink

    it’s funny that your hatred for a website consumed you so much that you decided to hack it and tell everyone on it that we’re stupid. it’s more pathetic than the people who read it. and anyway, who cares if i take 10 minutes out of my day to read a few blogs? h8 u cyber bully.

    Reply

    //////////Reply by ?
    //////////Posted

    @cb,

    That was pretty “authentic”.

    Reply

  144. Anon
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 9:01 pm | Permalink

    Did someone say H8 YALL?

    Reply

    //////////Reply by May
    //////////Posted

    @Anon, Andre 300 [via 2003] ?

    Reply

  145. SK
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 9:06 pm | Permalink

    I LUV/MISS CRLS
    <3

    “Playas gon’ play. Them haters gonna hate. Them callers gonna call. Them ballers gonna ball..”
    -3LW (3 lil wmn)

    Reply

  146. ?
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 9:09 pm | Permalink

    Luv how now in the comments all the ironists are suddenly all “defensive” (and thereby forced to display “authentic” emotions of shock and disbelief). H8 U ALL. Post-2/19 is the new Post-9/11.

    Reply

    //////////Reply by colander
    //////////Posted

    @?, nvr 4get

    Reply

    //////////Reply by ?
    //////////Posted

    @colander,

    ? beget ? beget ? beget ? beget… [ad infinitum]

    Reply

  147. Posted February 19, 2009 at 9:11 pm | Permalink

    i cant believe they haxxed this site. im gonna ride my fixed gear around the city with animal collective on until the haxxors leave or i get hit by a city bus and live on in smiths songs.

    Reply

  148. James
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 9:18 pm | Permalink

    I Luv/Hate this ya’ll…

    I feel so conflicted that I need some SXSWestern Eggrolls to calm me down.

    Reply

    //////////Reply by ?
    //////////Posted

    @James,

    LUV U, XXX. Don’t be hurt :(

    Reply

  149. anonny
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 9:19 pm | Permalink

    N E 1 WHO WANTS 2 F W CRLS CAN F W ME

    Reply

    //////////Reply by ?
    //////////Posted

    @anonny,

    LUV U. IT’S OK TO BE MAD. EMBRACE YR EMOTICONS ;(

    Reply

    //////////Reply by anonny
    //////////Posted

    @?, thx U, <3

    Reply

  150. penile colony
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 9:20 pm | Permalink

    so much raw INTERNET in this blog event

    Reply

    //////////Reply by laudi
    //////////Posted

    @penile colony, pretty much the rawest internet that has ever been online

    Reply

  151. anonny
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 9:22 pm | Permalink

    On a side note, who else sees connections between tyler durden and CRLS?

    not 2 make an entrylev/mnstrm connect, but ya…

    Reply

    //////////Reply by May
    //////////Posted

    @anonny, yea they’re both fictional =l

    Reply

    //////////Reply by anonny
    //////////Posted

    @May, CRLS lives thru me

    Reply

    //////////Reply by perezhilton
    //////////Posted

    @anonny, LOL

  152. Posted February 19, 2009 at 9:24 pm | Permalink

    omg haxor bro is so authentic rite now.
    ur post is liek a meta4 my lyf rite now.
    u know what i mean? can we just talk about our feelings? u know what i mean?

    Reply

    //////////Reply by ?
    //////////Posted

    @thATCHER,

    LUV U BRO. IT’S OK TO BE MAD, EMBRACE YR EMOTICONS W/O SHAME ;(

    Reply

  153. Posted February 19, 2009 at 9:25 pm | Permalink

    this dude did it right, you guys are fucking morons of the american apparel gestapo. get past your love for bon iver. you aren’t anywhere near informed and I feel better about going on this site and ranting about it.

    Reply

    //////////Reply by May
    //////////Posted

    @justin, the irony continues

    Reply

    //////////Reply by colander
    //////////Posted

    @justin, not everybody here is the same. are all ur ppl the same? i don’t listen bon iver. but u’ll have to rip the am appy from my cold haxxard finger, justin [via timberlake]

    Reply

    //////////Reply by White Blipster
    //////////Posted

    @colander, don’t ruin it!

    Reply

    //////////Reply by ?
    //////////Posted

    @White Blipster,

    HUGZ, FELLAZ XXX

  154. AltHombre
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 9:26 pm | Permalink

    Just more social comment to add to the pile. It’s like the alts that join the alt crowd to be ‘outsiders’ but end up ‘conforming’ anyway. Just another Carles with a different way of writing.

    Reply

    //////////Reply by ?
    //////////Posted

    @AltHombre,

    Very, very “authentic”.

    Reply

  155. J
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 9:35 pm | Permalink

    i think this is to prove a point. take away HRO and we all rise up against a common enemy.
    because
    we’re
    all
    bros

    let’s get vulnerable.

    Reply

    //////////Reply by ?
    //////////Posted

    @J,

    That was so “authentic”. LUV U.

    Reply

    //////////Reply by Garrick
    //////////Posted

    @?, d00dz, he’s rite, tho we all ‘look diffrent’ and ‘live in diffrent places’ we r all the same, on the inside.

    Reply

    //////////Reply by anthon
    //////////Posted

    @J,

    that was so beautiful.

    This is a situation about bros.

    Reply

  156. Posted February 19, 2009 at 9:39 pm | Permalink

    is this the start iof the electro wars

    Reply

    //////////Reply by ?
    //////////Posted

    @MS-DOS,

    NOT IF WE PRAY 4 PEACE Y’ALL! HUGZ.

    Reply

  157. JAVONAVO
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 9:44 pm | Permalink

    Fuck HRO

    Fuck Carles

    Reply

    //////////Reply by anonny
    //////////Posted

    @JAVONAVO, <3 U (not sinking 2 ur lev)

    Reply

    //////////Reply by ?
    //////////Posted

    @anonny,

    EMBRACE YR EMOTICONS. HUGZ.

    Reply

  158. Posted February 19, 2009 at 9:45 pm | Permalink

    HOLY ZITS. LOVE THOSE WHO LOVE 2 HATE YALL!!!

    Reply

    //////////Reply by ?
    //////////Posted

    @deathcrush,

    hate the game not the player. u r so “authentic”. big bro hugz all a-round XXX

    Reply

  159. SpooGeFace
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 10:00 pm | Permalink

    MOMJEANS Is Behind this
    i just know it

    Reply

    //////////Reply by Dvdi
    //////////Posted

    @SpooGeFace,

    Tis the only way.

    Reply

  160. JAVONAVO
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 10:02 pm | Permalink

    Fuck HRO

    Fuck Carles

    Fuck Ya’ll Ya’ll Ya’ll Ya’ll

    Reply

    //////////Reply by Dvdi
    //////////Posted

    @JAVONAVO, fggt

    Reply

    //////////Reply by ?
    //////////Posted

    @Dvdi,

    LUV U. Don’t repress yr homoness. Doesn’t fool n e 1. HUGZ (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX)

    Reply

    //////////Reply by Dvdi
    //////////Posted

    @?, <3

  161. kennerly
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 10:02 pm | Permalink

    meta is what killed the dinos, were next yall.

    Reply

    //////////Reply by ?
    //////////Posted

    @kennerly, LUV U KENNERLY. XXX

    Reply

  162. tommy
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 10:02 pm | Permalink

    CARLES, IANAL BUT I THINK YOU HAVE A CASE AGAINST THIS A**HOEL HACKER

    Reply

    //////////Reply by ?
    //////////Posted

    @tommy,

    Don’t hide yr emoticons, it will only make it worse. Luv u guyz. HUGZ XXX :(

    Reply

  163. zing
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 10:06 pm | Permalink

    suit up in ur best ruffled shirts and pointy hats ya’ll. this is just the start of what is sure to be a long and brutal electrowar.

    these mnstrm terrorists will not cease until rivers run neon w/ our blood. h8 war. h8 u death. our lives will never be the same after this.

    Reply

    //////////Reply by ?
    //////////Posted

    @zing,

    DON’T GET MAD OR THE ‘OTHERS’ WILL WIN. LUV U.

    Reply

  164. Posted February 19, 2009 at 10:08 pm | Permalink

    So you hacked HRO and spent all that time typing this? whos the loser now… too much time on your hands buddy

    Reply

    //////////Reply by ?
    //////////Posted

    @Ben,

    LUV U. Don’t worry, it will all be okay. LUV U.

    Reply

  165. Heath
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 10:13 pm | Permalink

    Does the hacker have a blog could really use a hate filled perspective on alts this place is too happy joke go lucky … Most people on here just need a smile on their face for feeling abit lame in their own little world but yer I miss reading hate filled things .. Darker times need darker words bring on the hate it’s hipsterbash’in time!

    Reply

    //////////Reply by ?
    //////////Posted

    @Heath,

    LUV U. EXTRA BIG HUGZ 4 U.

    Reply

    //////////Reply by anony
    //////////Posted

    @?, R U CRLS IN DISGUIZe??

    Reply

  166. helvetica
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 10:20 pm | Permalink

    k yall, we need 2 stik 2 gether. nothings gonna get n e better if we ’sit round comments pages n mope’ or ‘go outside & feel fresh air’. we need 2 support crls n b having hug circles (like cheeryos only bigger.)

    hugz 2 yall <3 <3 i love u.

    Reply

    //////////Reply by ?
    //////////Posted

    @helvetica,

    LUV U GUYZ. HUGZ. XOXOXO

    Reply

  167. White Blipster
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 10:21 pm | Permalink

    Now Carles is F’d the ad’s have disapeared.

    <3 A Appy chick

    <3 HRO

    <3 Carles

    H8 Hacker

    <3 Hacker

    Reply

  168. VonBrachner
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 10:23 pm | Permalink

    I love the internetz

    Reply

  169. yak fighter
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 10:23 pm | Permalink

    sooo many flaws in this guys logic IF he really is a hacker and its not carles being jokes, okay first of all he said he lived on the streets? how is that leading an accomplished life? second how would a person who lives on the streets hack a website, if were such losers for spending time on the computer, hackers spend ALOT of time on computers learning to hack, whos the bigger loser? someone who checks a blog or someone who devotes HOURS of time to learning how to conquer something that isn;t physical and requires sitting at the computer for a long time

    Reply

    //////////Reply by ?
    //////////Posted

    @yak fighter,

    ADD IT UP Y’ALL. LUV U GUYZ.

    Reply

    //////////Reply by !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
    //////////Posted

    @?,
    ??????????????/
    H4X0R, u wanna cyber?
    A/S/L

    lol
    ur a funnie guy….so are you gonna hijack this site now and start posting [via post-crls]?

    What kind of music do hackorz listen to? I don’t really like ’skinnie puppie’ or ‘ghost mice’……and crust punk is to0 dirty 4 me.
    I’m just worried about what kind of content I’m gonna have to consume now that you’re in charge here.

    P0ST M04R ALIEN SEX FIEND!

    ps- EMBRACE YOUR EMOTICONS [VIA LADYHAWKE] HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA?

    Reply

    //////////Reply by ?
    //////////Posted

    @!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1,

    LUV U HUNNYBUNZ. DON’T BE MAD OR THE ‘WRONG PEOPLE’ WIN! LUV U SO MUCH! HUGZ.

    //////////Reply by ?
    //////////Posted

    @!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1,

    DON’T PAY N E ATTENTION 2 HIM. WE R GOING 2 MAKE IT THRU THIS CRISIS. LUV U.

  170. Mateoooo
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 10:34 pm | Permalink

    Oh really now?
    Youre cool.
    Actually, youre really not
    at all.
    Get a life.
    And we dont care what you think of hipsters.
    Really?
    Yeahreally<3

    Reply

    //////////Reply by ?
    //////////Posted

    @Mateoooo,

    LUV U HUNNYBUNZ. DON’T BE MAD, K?

    Reply

  171. Posted February 19, 2009 at 10:36 pm | Permalink

    apparently you have taken the time to flourish as an avid reader to know the ins and outs of carles’s mind.

    congratulations, puppet.

    Reply

    //////////Reply by ?
    //////////Posted

    @megatitz,

    DON’T BE FRAID 2 B VULNERABLE. WE WONT JUDGE U. WE R HERE 4 U. EXTRA EXTRA BIG HUGZ 4 U.

    Reply

  172. Posted February 19, 2009 at 10:37 pm | Permalink

    lol hackers is a cool movie

    Reply

    //////////Reply by thetruth...yall
    //////////Posted

    @butthaxorz69, its the kind of thing that could only come from the pre-matrix 90s.

    Reply

  173. H8IN
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 10:40 pm | Permalink

    I can’t read that much.
    I don’t do paragraphs crls/hacker.
    Sorry, but h8 hackers hope you get a virus.

    Reply

    //////////Reply by ?
    //////////Posted

    @H8IN,

    DON’T B MAD HUNNYBUNZ. LUV U SO MUCH.

    Reply

    //////////Reply by bitcr
    //////////Posted

    @?, <3 u ? = Crls

    Reply

  174. Posted February 19, 2009 at 10:42 pm | Permalink

    all aboard the (monorail) monofail

    Reply

  175. Posted February 19, 2009 at 10:45 pm | Permalink

    My money would be on hoax (the casual references to slavery and dopey-to-the-point-of deliberateness misspellings), but there’s no real way of verifying it and there aren’t really any tipoffs that it isn’t Carles. It’s funny either way. Either a real-life sadass saw the site, missed the point, and wasted an afternoon hacking it or Carles did a dead-on imitation of a real-life sadass missing the point and hacking the site. Either way, it’s dead on; right down to the Ayn Rand rec., which nails the combination of an above-average intellect and a delusional need for it all to “mean something” that spawns the kind of people who do this shit. The standing lack of caps also points to someone who clearly can’t take the piss (or Carles’s imitation of said person) because that might mean constructing a thought that assesses multiple aspects of a phenomena instead of just being a polemic.

    Reply

    //////////Reply by ?
    //////////Posted

    @Sam,

    U R SO SMART. DID U GO 2 COLLEGE? LUV U.

    Reply

  176. bbbbb
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 10:47 pm | Permalink

    <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

    Reply

    //////////Reply by ?
    //////////Posted

    @bbbbb,

    LUV U. W 4 GOING 2 MAKE IT THRU THIS. *HUGZ*

    Reply

  177. A$TRO
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 10:49 pm | Permalink

    reading all these comments made me hungry 4 some DOMINO’S

    Reply

    //////////Reply by danteller
    //////////Posted

    @A$TRO,

    tool

    eating domino’s perpetuates the h8

    support locals

    stop the corporatocracy!!!

    Reply

  178. anonymous
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 10:49 pm | Permalink

    lol @ ‘Joe the Plummer’ [plumber]

    Reply

  179. ?
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 10:50 pm | Permalink

    “It is possible, since the hipster lives with his hatred, that many of them are the material for an elite of storm troopers ready to follow the first truly magnetic leader whose view of mass murder is phrased in a language which reaches their emotions”

    - Norman Mailer “The White Negro: Superficial Reflections on the Hipster” (1957)

    Reply

    //////////Reply by ?
    //////////Posted

    @?,

    Add it up y’all.

    Reply

    //////////Reply by !
    //////////Posted

    @?,
    niggers

    Reply

    //////////Reply by ?
    //////////Posted

    @!,

    UR Adorable. LUV U SO MUCH.

    //////////Reply by ?!
    //////////Posted

    @!, crackers

  180. mainstreamer
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 10:54 pm | Permalink

    awesome post carles, you should really do more of these

    Reply

    //////////Reply by BROSKI
    //////////Posted

    @mainstreamer,
    ha

    Reply

    //////////Reply by ?
    //////////Posted

    @BROSKI,

    WE R GOING 2 MAKE IT THRU THIS CRISIS. LUV U GUYZ. MAINSTREAMERZ & ALTS UNITE!

    Reply

    //////////Reply by mainstreamer
    //////////Posted

    also; ayn rand? you might as well have just put down ‘the davinci code’.

    Reply

  181. che
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 11:02 pm | Permalink

    i got hacked ya’ll. do you know why they hate me? is it because hipsterfunoff is too authentic? haha this shit is funny. carles i would leave this up forever if i were you and even make it a memorable post.

    Reply

    //////////Reply by ?
    //////////Posted

    @che,

    ADD IT UP *Y’ALL*

    Reply

  182. atruck
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 11:09 pm | Permalink

    That’s the exact same message I’ve been getting from this blog since the day I started reading.

    So you’re saying the criticism of media and consumer culture, especially within the alternative community, wasn’t intended to liberate the audience from their concern with that community and empower them to live freely and expressively?

    Well fuck me.

    Reply

    //////////Reply by ?
    //////////Posted

    @atruck,

    UR Adorable: LUV U.

    Reply

  183. Mario Kart 64
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 11:13 pm | Permalink

    I bought a pair of ed phones. they arrived today.. via ups. does this post/hax coincide with the arrival of my latest personal/celebrity brand accessory.. makes me want to re-evaluate how i attach meaning to material ‘possesions’

    who is kant and ayn rand. are they like matthew greggy lewis? wish i read more.. wish i read more blogs..

    Anyone heard the daft punks album leak yet??

    Reply

    //////////Reply by ?
    //////////Posted

    @Mario Kart 64,

    WE R GOING 2 MAKE IT THRU THIS CRISIS. JUST BCUZ WE R NOW IN THE POST-2/19 ERA DOESN’T MEAN WE CAN’T BE SELF-IMPORTANT. LUV U GUYZ TOTES.

    Reply

  184. ?
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 11:13 pm | Permalink

    H3Y Y4LL I AM H4X0R3D (4 R34LZ) AND 1 4PP20V3 TH15 M3554G3:

    1 4M GH3Y!
    1 W15H 1 W4Z CRLZ

    [but for reals y'all this is me crls and I just hacked haxorz online moniker. Hacking a non-existent personality is fun]

    …but for realzzz I’m neither one of those fggts….Im just a bro who likes HRO and is kinda having fun leaving sillie cmmnts. gawd I have no life :o/
    my emoticons control my life.

    Reply

    //////////Reply by ?
    //////////Posted

    @?,

    y’all, I have a question:

    what is the diff btween the thing that is copied and the copy of that thing?

    did n e body go 2 college? can u help me?

    Reply

    //////////Reply by anony
    //////////Posted

    @?, LOL LUV U

    Reply

  185. ms.shell
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 11:13 pm | Permalink

    is this real life?

    Reply

    //////////Reply by mainstreamer
    //////////Posted

    @ms.shell
    is this just fantasy?

    Reply

    //////////Reply by combo
    //////////Posted

    @mainstreamer,
    Caught in a landslide.

    Reply

    //////////Reply by ?
    //////////Posted

    @combo,

    y’all. this whole crisis totes made me “pull a whitey” earlier 2day. will we ever get back 2 reality? kinda scared it iz gone 4 ever now, y’all.

    //////////Reply by Realist
    //////////Posted

    @combo, NO ESCAPE FROM REALITY

    //////////Reply by May
    //////////Posted

    @Realist, Open ur eyes, look up 2 the sky and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    //////////Reply by sdf
    //////////Posted

    @ms.shell, is this gonna be forever?

    Reply

    //////////Reply by White Blipster
    //////////Posted

    @ms.shell, Hope that was a reference to ‘Dvd aftr the dntst’ Yall

    mnstmr think you just proved how msm you are.

    Reply

    //////////Reply by ?
    //////////Posted

    @White Blipster,

    Are all y’all “pulling a whitey”? Kinda shakey still y’all.

    Reply

    //////////Reply by anony
    //////////Posted

    @White Blipster, LOL. LUV dvd

    Reply

  186. Posted February 19, 2009 at 11:33 pm | Permalink

    hahaha carles you prankster you sure know how to stir things up.

    Reply

  187. DUDER
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 11:42 pm | Permalink

    AWWW YELL NAW

    Reply

  188. cc
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 11:43 pm | Permalink

    Carles, don’t hand ur password out to every keut AZN u want a tug job from. Hope u’ve learned ur lesson.

    Can’t wait to see Hackers online this fall.

    Reply

    //////////Reply by ?
    //////////Posted

    @cc,

    U R So Adorable. LUV U CRACKERZ. HUGZ.

    Reply

    //////////Reply by ?
    //////////Posted

    @?,

    IS IT TRU THAT CRKRZ HAVE BIG PEENZ? Can N E Body tell me? LUV U.

    Reply

    //////////Reply by cc
    //////////Posted

    @?, Is this the girl who made Crls take her authentic video down and had a mini tangent?

  189. biaaa
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 11:49 pm | Permalink

    sorry tl; dr.

    Reply

  190. Semblance
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 11:49 pm | Permalink

    I blame Kanye West. H8 him s000000 bad rite now.

    Reply

    //////////Reply by ?
    //////////Posted

    @Semblance,

    LUV U SO MUCH. CRKRZ R GONNA WRK IT OUT.

    Reply

    //////////Reply by cc
    //////////Posted

    @?, H8 Kanye 2!

    Reply

    //////////Reply by ?
    //////////Posted

    @cc,

    KANYE & DA CRKRZ R GOING 2 WRK IT OUT!

  191. janet
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 11:55 pm | Permalink

    hackers is one of the greatest movies evar.

    Reply

  192. your_not_punk
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 11:57 pm | Permalink

    rlly dont care!
    anyone down to spoon, ill let u choose
    big spoon, or little spoon?

    Reply

    //////////Reply by ?
    //////////Posted

    @your_not_punk,

    LUV U. STILL KINDA SHAKEY, THO.

    Reply

  193. ?
    Posted February 20, 2009 at 12:04 am | Permalink

    carles totes jus went on national tv y’all: he is addressing the crisis, tune in y’all!:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMiqEUBux3o

    Reply

    //////////Reply by ?
    //////////Posted

    @?,

    ADD IT UP *Y’ALL*

    Reply

  194. brobro
    Posted February 20, 2009 at 12:08 am | Permalink

    h8 that u don’t ‘get’ satire. Or were u trying to make authentic part of ur personal brand?

    Reply

    //////////Reply by ?
    //////////Posted

    @brobro,

    IT’S GONNA B OK BROBRO. LUV U SO MUCH. I WILL NEVER 4GET U.

    Reply

  195. slink33pie
    Posted February 20, 2009 at 12:13 am | Permalink

    miss u carles

    Reply

  196. White Blipster
    Posted February 20, 2009 at 12:17 am | Permalink

    hipsterrunoff: life without a blog is kind of like not even being alive.

    about 2 hours ago from web

    Reply

  197. Posted February 20, 2009 at 12:21 am | Permalink

    I ttly worshp CRLS so like, here’s the reel ?:

    Do Christian girls have crushes on God?

    no, rite? no… <3

    Reply

  198. White Blipster
    Posted February 20, 2009 at 12:21 am | Permalink

    something fishy bout ‘?’ Yall

    <3

    Reply

    //////////Reply by anony
    //////////Posted

    @White Blipster,

    YA!!!!!!

    Reply

    //////////Reply by ?
    //////////Posted

    @White Blipster,

    LUV U WIPSTER, I WILL NEVER 4GET U.

    Reply

    //////////Reply by anony
    //////////Posted

    @?,

    UR 2 GOOD @ this… hmmMMmmMMmMmMmm

    Reply

    //////////Reply by White Blipster
    //////////Posted

    @anony, Totes some kind of 2k_ robot / human

  199. ?
    Posted February 20, 2009 at 12:28 am | Permalink

    ADD IT UP Y’ALL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMiqEUBux3o

    Reply

    //////////Reply by omahmommamommaomimum
    //////////Posted

    @?, THE VIOLENT FEMMES DID IT

    Reply

  200. (p)ossum
    Posted February 20, 2009 at 12:28 am | Permalink

    FUCK HIPSTERS
    FUCK HACKERS
    H8 MYSELF WHEN I DON’T <3 EVERYONE
    (/|\) <3 :-)

    Reply

    //////////Reply by ?
    //////////Posted

    @(p)ossum,

    LUV U POSSUMS

    Reply

  201. bagette's d-light
    Posted February 20, 2009 at 12:32 am | Permalink

    Only the good die young.

    But HR made it to like a stimulus package’s worth of blog years. <3 u crls.

    Srsly, doh, cmntrs were out-a-con-trol.

    Reply

    //////////Reply by ?
    //////////Posted

    @bagette’s d-light,

    Y’ALL NO WE DON’T HAF 2 TAKE THIS LYING DOWN? ONLY 1 STEP AWAY FROM PULLING ANOTHER WHITEY Y’ALL. CAPS ARE WHACK Y’ALL.

    Reply

  202. DKyall
    Posted February 20, 2009 at 12:50 am | Permalink

    ERN im sorry bro

    Reply

  203. Ana Nymous
    Posted February 20, 2009 at 12:55 am | Permalink

    Sweeeeeeeeeeet!

    Reply

  204. Ana Nymous
    Posted February 20, 2009 at 12:57 am | Permalink

    p.s. this better go on the memorable post list.
    we’re sharing a meaningful moment in history, yall.

    Reply

  205. ?
    Posted February 20, 2009 at 1:00 am | Permalink

    Where were you when Buzz Aldren walked on mars

    Where you when martin luther kenedy got popped

    Where were you when HRO got hacked?

    Reply

    //////////Reply by Gurkman
    //////////Posted

    @?, i was watching Romeo+Juliet on the Teevee, then Crls tweeted abt it 2 me, on my cellie. so meaningful.

    Reply

  206. Soyo
    Posted February 20, 2009 at 1:05 am | Permalink

    TL;DR

    Reply

  207. Katya
    Posted February 20, 2009 at 1:08 am | Permalink

    i can’t take your criticisms seriously if you think that mitch albom is a serious author. like who the hell hacked this? oprah?

    Reply

    //////////Reply by ?
    //////////Posted

    @Katya,

    Y’ALL WHO R THEE ALPHA AUTHORZ N E WAY? DID N E BODY GO 2 COLLEGE? CAN U HELP US?

    Reply

    //////////Reply by noisy tshirsts
    //////////Posted

    @?,

    like bangers they’re mostly french and they’re all indecipherable…
    delueze, guattari, lefebvre, debord, zizek (not a frog but he was heaps important to morpheus in the matrix…reals)

    Reply

    //////////Reply by ?
    //////////Posted

    @noisy tshirsts,

    y’all i thought frenchies didn’t like this/that distinctions but i didnt go 2 college so eye could be rong u r probs rite

    //////////Reply by Katya
    //////////Posted

    @?, isn’t college when you glue a bunch of pictures together?

    Reply

  208. ..........
    Posted February 20, 2009 at 1:09 am | Permalink

    MIND GAMES MIND GAMES MIND GAMES!!!

    Reply

    //////////Reply by ?
    //////////Posted

    @……….,

    Y’ALL. DON’T WORRY. WE R GOING 2 MAKE IT THRU THIS CRISIS TOGETHER. DON’T START “PULLING A WHITEY” ON US Y’ALL. KEEP IT 2GETHER. KEEP IT REAL.

    Reply

  209. White Blipster
    Posted February 20, 2009 at 1:11 am | Permalink

    Twitter update:

    hipsterrunoff: is up shit creek without a paddle.
    1 minute ago from web

    Reply

    //////////Reply by ?
    //////////Posted

    @White Blipster,

    Y’ALL, LET’S TRY N REMEMBER 2 PUT THE “US” IN “CRISUS”. ALLRIGHT Y’ALL?

    Reply

  210. bitcr
    Posted February 20, 2009 at 1:16 am | Permalink

    H4X0R is the true voice of Carles with a hint of irony. Read it again.

    Reply

    //////////Reply by Gurkman
    //////////Posted

    @bitcr, H4X0R is basically mirror Carles, like Spock w/his beard. It’s all here guys. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWbSXjZlZ7U

    Reply

  211. Anon
    Posted February 20, 2009 at 1:21 am | Permalink

    this is like my mnstrm friends reactions to this website.

    Reply

    //////////Reply by anony
    //////////Posted

    @Anon,
    YA! TTLY no wut yr tlkn abt..

    Reply

    //////////Reply by Garrick
    //////////Posted

    @anony, if they r mnstrm then they r not ur REAL FRIENDS

    Reply

  212. Posted February 20, 2009 at 1:33 am | Permalink

    Oh, and for the record, some hacker annoyed with Carles for making ad revenue from the hipsterfuckoff visitors? well, that hacker would definitely disable carles precious ads….

    Carles probably has an IQ of like 101.

    Reply

    //////////Reply by White Blipster
    //////////Posted

    @Jessica, Do you ever fucking stop? Please never come back to this site again, hacked or otherwise.

    <3 you

    Reply

    //////////Reply by ?
    //////////Posted

    @White Blipster,

    Y’ALL. WHEN R NATION IS IN A CRISIS WE CANNOT AFFORD 2 LOSE R UNITY. PEOPLE NEED 2 CUM TOGETHER Y’ALL. RIGHT NOW. OVER MEME.

    Reply

    //////////Reply by h8rbro
    //////////Posted

    @Jessica, if he went as far as to make it look actually hacked all the slow ones would not catch on and would not get it… but Jessica you have to admit it is pretty clever no mater how fake it is

    Reply

  213. Posted February 20, 2009 at 1:41 am | Permalink

    Don’t “get” it, yall..

    “that would save us like millions of hours worth of work if we just made you fuckheads work in the fields like the slaves that you should be.”
    **Did you juss call me a slave? ! My president is black, yall!
    ***’like millions’.. it’s just a guesstimate,..

    “but i cant fix this society, and i can fix years of parenting mistakes by your aloof parents.”
    **THEN WHY ARE YOU TRYING…?

    “i’d just like you all to know that i am right, and i have a reason to believe these things and what I am doing has a cause.”
    **YALL- he’s so rite. he has a reason. he doesn’t wanna tell u it or u mite steal it but believe me- it’d change your life

    “i have done more with my life than all of you and when i die, i will be happier than all of you because i won’t have led a cowardly life.”
    **Isn’t ‘ignorance’ bliss? So won’t we die in our own skewed perception of reality/bubble that we have created, happy and unaware?

    YALL- AT FIRST I THOUGHT IT WAS CRLS MAYBE..
    BUT, LIKE, I’D NEVER HAVE CRUSHES ON THIS GUY. AND I HAVE MAD CRUSHES ON CRLS. IT JUST DOESN’T ADD UP.

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    //////////Reply by ?
    //////////Posted

    @anony,

    Y’ALL. DID Y’ALL EVR NOTICE THAT Y’ALL IS GENDER-NEUTRAL? LOOKS LIKE MAYBE THE SOUTH WAS PRETTY HUMANE AFTER ALL.

    Reply

    //////////Reply by anony
    //////////Posted

    @?, <3 The South

    Reply

    //////////Reply by Garrick
    //////////Posted

    @?, h8 Confederacy
    <3 Johnny Cash
    h8 Ryan Adams
    <3 Lil Wayne
    <3 America

    Reply

  214. HIP*GRL4U~
    Posted February 20, 2009 at 1:58 am | Permalink

    i wish i could read all the comments but i am too lazy.

    Reply

  215. Posted February 20, 2009 at 2:17 am | Permalink

    http://www.snopes.com/disney/films/lemmings.asp

    Reply

  216. brobro
    Posted February 20, 2009 at 2:27 am | Permalink

    miss u subtlety

    Reply

  217. ?
    Posted February 20, 2009 at 2:34 am | Permalink

    Y’all. Did y’all notice that when a blog gets hacked it starts 2 trans4m 2 sumthing else? n, if it was hacked again it could start 2 transform 2 something else again. And that could happen over and over again, ad infinitum, there would so many layerz of reality. And then btween each trans4mation from 1 2 another, the commentz could make it start 2 transform 2 lotz of other thingz 2, like “hybridz”. Starting 2 pull another whitey y’all. This is scary.

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    //////////Reply by NoTraction
    //////////Posted

    @?,

    That was deep, bro.

    Reply

    //////////Reply by ?
    //////////Posted

    @NoTraction,

    Did y’all hear about how science is “hijacking the hijackers”?

    http://www.cosmosmagazine.com/node/1024

    Let’s try n apply that logic to this situ y’all.

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    //////////Reply by fern
    //////////Posted

    @?,

    of course in practice this means a lot of puppet accounts spamming the comment thread

    Reply

  218. Posted February 20, 2009 at 2:36 am | Permalink

    THANK YOU CARLES, THANK YOU.

    You’ll prob never read this comment, but this might be the best post you’ve ever written, and the most inspiring. I’ve gotten sucked into your website for the last few months for all the wrong reasons, I’ve wanted out, and this was the push I needed.

    Thank you for being honest, and self deprecating and truthful in a world full of hate, fear, cowardliness, stupidity and superficiality. And please don’t be so hard on yourself, you may realize how useless and insignificant your blog is in the grand scheme of things, but I think you’ve also helped many people think a bit more analytically about how they live their lives, myself included.

    Your blog has become a parody of itself, and is obviously no longer relevant. Your readers are less likely to appreciate your sharp satire of our empty culture because they are the satirical culture you openly mock. I wish this could be your last post, I wish you can be a martyr and let the world know, like in the post, that you’re better than all of this. But I know you also making $ from this site, and it is now also your job.

    But once again thank you for trying to infuse some satire in a world at its most satirical, and whatever it is you do, or will do in your life, I’m sure you’ll be remembered more than just a ironic blogger commenting on the most shallow, vapid, and emptiest of generations.

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    //////////Reply by ?
    //////////Posted

    @Justin,

    WE LUV U CARLOS. WILL NEVER 4GET U. (*HUGZ*)

    Reply

    //////////Reply by Garrick
    //////////Posted

    @Justin, this is just some hippie keith olbermann mnstrm kitsch.

    Reply

    //////////Reply by eis
    //////////Posted

    @Justin, i bet youre fat

    Reply

    //////////Reply by Justin
    //////////Posted

    @eis, i bet youre a 17 old emo/hipster/fag/dork who lives in middle of nowhere suburbia Ohio with your parents, wears emo black rimmed glasses/tight jeans/emoflip haircut, thinks he’s the shit and unique but is really just another stereotype of a lost millenial wannabe who trolls the internet cause he got nothin better to do after school. Nice Myspace btw brooooo.

    Oh and I’m not fat, I weigh about 140, thanks.

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    //////////Reply by me
    //////////Posted

    @Justin,
    Don’t listen to her. <3 u, thanks for your cmmnt. *sniff*/ Just wanna hold u while the strains of Will U b there? (by the Michael Jacksons) play.

  219. Gavin McInnes
    Posted February 20, 2009 at 2:38 am | Permalink

    I’M A FAG WHO LIKES DICK IN MY MOUTH

    Lesson 2 : Gently place the balls into the mouth
    and ..
    HAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM..

    get it all baby ..
    get it all baby ..
    get it all baby ..
    “what you want me to do with it?”
    don’t matter just don’t bite it
    she swallowed it ..
    suck this dick for daddy
    she swallowed it ..
    usin’ that lips
    she swallowed it ..
    it’s the world’s biggest dick
    “what do you want me to do with it?”
    don’t matter just don’t bite it

    Slow is the tempo
    Now talkin’ about a nympho
    So peep it up here goes the info
    This is the bitch who did the whole crew
    She did it so much we’d make bets on who’s the ho’s
    we’d love to go through
    And for the shit that she does give her a drum role
    Because the dumb bitch licks out the asshole
    And’ll let you video tape her
    And if you got a gang of niggaz, the bitch would
    let you rape her
    She likes suckin’ on dicks, and lickin’ up nut
    And she even take de broomstick at the butt
    Just to say that she did it with a rapper
    But the pussy was more fishy than red snapper
    “But how many licks would it take” She asked
    “To make MC Ren start gooshin’ up vanilla shake”
    She took her tongue out her mouth, put it on top
    Like a cherry, started movin’ it like a snake and
    it was very Irresistable
    I could’nt pay the bitch to quit
    Cuz the ho’ was doin’ some ole’ crazy shit
    That made me start havin’ a fit’
    Cuz the bitch sucks de hellified dick .. [suck this
    dick]

    “It’s the world’s biggest dick”
    Don’t matter just don’t bite it
    “It’s the world’s biggest dick”
    Don’t matter just don’t bite it
    “What do you want me to do with it?”
    Don’t matter just don’t bite it
    She swallowed it .. Get it all baby!

    Now one night night I was at a drive-in
    And a car full of niggaz straight drove in
    I thought they wuz commin’ to start trouble but no
    Five niggaz in a bucket with de neighborhood ho’
    Now what do you expect they’re gonna dogg her like
    a doggy
    Thirty minutes later and the windowz are all foggy
    And I was in my car havin’ a fit’ cuz de bitch that
    I’m with
    Sayz no fuckin’ on the 1st date shit
    Now I’m like – Damn! I wish I was in the bucket
    To be with 6th nigga with the ho’ and I can fuck it
    So I told de bitch I was with that I’m goin’ to de
    snack bar -
    And got de fuck out de car.
    Went to the bucket and I looked through the window
    It was some niggaz that I knew they let me in yo
    And my turn was like next
    I could’nt see a face, all I saw was de pussy and
    the chest
    I wanted to see the face, I felt the order
    Peep over the seat – OH SHIT! it’s the preacher’s
    doughter!
    And she’s only 14 and a ho’
    But the bitch sucks dick like a specialized pro
    She looked at me, I was surprised
    But was it passin’ up the chance of my dick gettin’
    baptised
    I told the bitch to do it quick :
    “You little ho’ hurry up and suck my dick!”

    Now I’m a break it down with a fact -
    Since the last “Just don’t bite it” girls don’t
    know how to act
    Sayin’ that they never would suck a dick
    But when they’ve tried it they could’nt quit
    Cuz ninty percent of ‘ the bitches today they love
    the shit
    And those are the main one’s that say they don’t do
    it
    But MC Ren knowz the bitches are used to it
    So fellows, next time they try to tell a lie
    That they never suck a dick punch the bitch in the
    eye
    And then the ho’ will fall to the ground
    Then you’ll open up her mouth -
    Put your dick in and move the shit around
    And she’ll catch on and start doin’ it on her own
    Actin’ like she’s tryin’ to suck a meet off a
    chicken bone
    And then she won’t let go
    Because bitches suck nutt out of a dick just like
    dreino
    Get the last drop, unclogging the pipe
    Then the stupid bitch is at that with the same shit
    de next night
    Because she just can’t quit
    Cuz she’s addicted, addicted, addicted, addicted
    she’s addicted, addicted, she’s addicted to suck a
    good dick

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    //////////Reply by NoTraction
    //////////Posted

    @Gavin McInnes,

    IS IT TRU CRKRZ HAVE THE HUGEST PEENZ? SEEMS LIKE U MITE NO.

    Reply

  220. thrashingtiger
    Posted February 20, 2009 at 3:19 am | Permalink

    hacker: you obviously have no sense of humor.

    Reply

    //////////Reply by ?
    //////////Posted

    @thrashingtiger,

    Y’ALL. WE NEED 2 SOLIDIFY AGAINST THE HACKER THREAT 2 R WAY OF LIFE. IF WE DON’T STRT 2 PLAN 4 EVERYTHING WE START 2 FALL 4 ANYTHING. I AM GOING 2 START A CAMPAIN TO DEFEND HIPSTERDOM. WE NEED TO START CARRYING FIREARMZ. WE NEED TO REMEMBER WHAT ABRHM LNCLN SAID: ‘A POLITE SOCIETY HAS ARMS’. HIPSTER MILITIAS IN EVERY MAJOR CITY, Y’ALL. NOW.

    Reply

  221. Posted February 20, 2009 at 3:24 am | Permalink

    This is a great dialectic. You have raised some pressing contradictions.

    I hope you continue along this line more frequently.

    Is HRO forever changed by this revelation/expose? Can it continue in just the same way as it has before?

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    //////////Reply by linus
    //////////Posted

    @¶, sweet post/name much <3 and ‘respect’

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    //////////Reply by notsure
    //////////Posted

    @¶,

    wtf is a dialectic
    i mean we talked about it in class but i still dont no
    may b u mite use this 4 n example???

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    //////////Reply by
    //////////Posted

    @notsure,

    “4. A method of argument or exposition that systematically weighs contradictory facts or ideas with a view to the resolution of their real or apparent contradictions.

    5. The contradiction between two conflicting forces viewed as the determining factor in their continuing interaction.”

    -the dictionary

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  222. Posted February 20, 2009 at 3:41 am | Permalink

    No need to worry everyone; I hired Veronica Mars to get to the bottom of this.

    Reply

  223. terry kath II
    Posted February 20, 2009 at 3:44 am | Permalink

    You have been reading Carles’s latest therapy assignment.

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    //////////Reply by ?
    //////////Posted

    @terry kath II,

    Y’ALL THINK HE’S PULLING A WHITEY RIGHT NOW?

    Reply

  224. ipenguins
    Posted February 20, 2009 at 3:48 am | Permalink

    NVR 4GET y’all

    miss u

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    //////////Reply by ?
    //////////Posted

    @ipenguins,

    DO Y’ALL REMEMBER COACH-HELL 2007? I WAS JUST REVISITING AIR’S CONCERT THERE AND IT MADE ME THINK OF CARLOS. MISS U CARLOS :(

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    //////////Reply by ?
    //////////Posted

    @?,

    (VIA http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPHVwgyfE5c )

    Reply

  225. juan hortez
    Posted February 20, 2009 at 3:52 am | Permalink

    haxerz are so alt bro , so is the devil

    Reply

  226. gcrew
    Posted February 20, 2009 at 4:13 am | Permalink

    you are angry.

    Reply

    //////////Reply by Fin
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    @gcrew, 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  227. fern
    Posted February 20, 2009 at 4:27 am | Permalink

    lmao ayn rand

    this kid is so up his ass

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    @fern,

    WHO DO Y’ALL THINK IS MORE AUTHENTIC: CARLOS, AYN OR HACKER? GOTTA ASK Y’ALL CUZ BASICALLY, ASSUMING CARLOS “HAS IT NAILED” WOULD BE PRETTY ENTRY-LEVEL AT THIS POINT (OR AT LEAST PRE-2/19)…

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    @?,

    prob me

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  228. Posted February 20, 2009 at 4:30 am | Permalink

    whoa. totally ex-post-facto-modern-after-beyond-meta-black-hole-eats-itself-commentary post bro.

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    @Y2zl,

    Y’ALL, DOES ANYONE KNOW THE ETYMOLOGY FOR “GRAVEYARD”? DID Y’ALL STUDY THE IRISH ETYMOLOGYIST DERRYDUH?

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    @?, your ‘living in the past.’ luv u but a true bro wouldn’t spend time with ‘etymologies’

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  229. johan
    Posted February 20, 2009 at 4:57 am | Permalink

    lol @ carles :P
    i agree this site is not ‘meaningful’ but it IS a ‘meme’. There for it’s ‘cool’, wich gives carles the same status of ‘cool’.
    Carles can u make Keyser a admin on this blog so he can make posts 2 ? hes really ‘meaningful’ and ‘authentic.
    I bet he has shutter-shades tough …

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    @johan,

    Y’ALL, DOES ANYONE KNOW THE ETYMOLOGY FOR “CARPET”? I READ IN THE HIPSTER HANDBOOK THAT PEOPLE SAY THAT NOW INSTEAD OF “COOL”. “EVERYTHING THAT WAS ONCE COOL IS NOW CARPET”. DID Y’ALL STUDY THE IRISH LANGUAGE SCIENTIST DERRYDUH?

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  230. rrrr
    Posted February 20, 2009 at 4:58 am | Permalink

    if this is real – I got lost after the 1st paragraph. Sorry bud. For being a hexor you really suck at keeping ones attention.

    if this is fake – this was a horrible, pointless post.

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    @rrrr,

    Y’ALL, DOES NE1 KNOW THE ETYMOLOGY FOR “REAL”? DID Y’ALL STUDY THE IRISH FILM DIRECTOR DERRYDUH?

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    @?, I hear he directed some of Billy Corgan’s Machina era videos

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    //////////Reply by natalee hologram
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    @?, it cums from teh latin root ‘al’ whcih means alt, + prefie ‘re’ meaning again.

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    @natalee hologram,

    “U CAN CALL ME BETTY N I’LL CALL U AL” – THE PAULIE SIMONS

  231. alex
    Posted February 20, 2009 at 5:25 am | Permalink

    i would like to make it clear i come to this site for the high levels of humor.

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  232. PYTITZ
    Posted February 20, 2009 at 5:32 am | Permalink

    crls you blew it with that hackers movie poster!it almost seemed real before that!

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  233. PYTITZ
    Posted February 20, 2009 at 5:34 am | Permalink

    well the name haxor 3d is also not very auth (but s00 funnie(

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  234. Posted February 20, 2009 at 5:39 am | Permalink

    am I thinking there is a new opening in the hipster blog world to surpass HRO???

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    @Woolf,

    Y’ALL I’VE SEEN MY FIRST GLIMPSE OF THE POST-2/19 WORLD N I’M GETTN SCARED AGN ALRDY; MITE MOVE 2 CANADUH WITH CARLOS N THE SWPL GUY, Y’ALL.

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  235. bicuriousaltbitch
    Posted February 20, 2009 at 6:02 am | Permalink

    Cool story, bro

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  236. Mhem
    Posted February 20, 2009 at 7:51 am | Permalink

    Is this real life?

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    @Mhem,

    Y’ALL LET’S MAKE SR WE R “KEEPIN IT REAL” Y’ALL. FAKERZ R NOT MAKERZ.

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  237. AgggggGGGGGG
    Posted February 20, 2009 at 8:00 am | Permalink

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL DIS HACKRS GOT A ‘CHIP ON HIZ SHOULDER’ CANT BELIEEEVE IT

    cant believe dey r hackin big time
    cant beleve dis d00d will die happier

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    @AgggggGGGGGG,

    Y’ALL DON’T B SO SIN-SEER Y’ALL MAKIN HPSTRZ LOOK LIKE WE FAKIN LUV U ALL SO MUCH *HUGZ* WE WILL MAKE IT THRU THIS. RMBR FRVR Y’ALL.

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  238. LAWL
    Posted February 20, 2009 at 8:10 am | Permalink

    lol @ crls

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  239. Posted February 20, 2009 at 9:31 am | Permalink

    In other news, MY blog is daily.

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  240. George
    Posted February 20, 2009 at 9:37 am | Permalink

    i want my money back

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  241. bones
    Posted February 20, 2009 at 9:39 am | Permalink

    probably should add some nips to this post to hold attentions. i skimmed.

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  242. JAMMY
    Posted February 20, 2009 at 9:47 am | Permalink

    ‘they can h8 me now
    but i won’t stop now.’

    -diddy bro [via nas]

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  243. 500
    Posted February 20, 2009 at 9:52 am | Permalink

    FGGT.

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    @500,

    U R SO ADRBL IN A PRE-2/19 WAY. LUV U SO MUCH Y’ALL.

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  250. ++
    Posted February 20, 2009 at 1:07 pm | Permalink

    hacking = 2k8, dude

    overdose on some zoloft

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    @++,

    LUV U ++ DON’T B SAD, WE WILL MAKE IT THRU THE CRISIS 2GETHER LUV U SO MUCH

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    @++, *’hacking’ = 1k995

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  251. neednotapply
    Posted February 20, 2009 at 1:32 pm | Permalink

    We r all bros. we r united. this is the 9/11 of our generation.

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    @neednotapply, tis is worse than 9/11.almost as bad as MIA going mnstrm

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  252. bb
    Posted February 20, 2009 at 1:49 pm | Permalink

    lol @ ayn rand

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    @bb,

    FGGt

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    @Sis/Bro, don’t b vulgar }¬[

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  253. exactoknife
    Posted February 20, 2009 at 4:50 pm | Permalink

    Dude. Chill out and please learn to recognize satire.

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  254. 67436433
    Posted February 20, 2009 at 4:58 pm | Permalink

    If you live on the streets then how the hell did you find a computer to hack hro?
    are you at your local library?
    Also, If we can’t read then why would you bother WRITING how pathetic we were? Wouldent you just save your lil’ fingers from some cramps, and let us figure out ourselves?

    Luv the font by the way.

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  255. dp
    Posted February 20, 2009 at 6:05 pm | Permalink

    you are a bad speller, but not in an ironic way. This was sad. Where are the alt-boobs?

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  256. Anon
    Posted February 20, 2009 at 6:09 pm | Permalink

    I thot 2k9 was gonna b the best yall, but now the perfect alt breasts will never be found!?!? </3

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  257. Posted February 20, 2009 at 6:49 pm | Permalink

    This is really meta. Not sure I ‘get’ it.

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  258. bleep
    Posted February 20, 2009 at 7:34 pm | Permalink

    <3u for putting so much time in hacking your favourite blog

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  259. jerkoff
    Posted February 20, 2009 at 8:02 pm | Permalink

    tiny penis alert! tiny penis alert!, FightClub Bro, needs to take the center stage. keep on rocking the Linkin park man, that shit’s banger city! Oh wait, i just want to have some big cry at a website that is on the internet, i want to hijack someone elses website so i can make my point. keep yelling and screaming and shouting bro, this is the internet, no-one will care….

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  260. Fin
    Posted February 20, 2009 at 8:33 pm | Permalink

    What a graveyard. Next.

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  261. Posted February 20, 2009 at 8:38 pm | Permalink

    CARELESS, HOW COULD U B ‘SO HEARTLESS’?

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  262. Posted February 20, 2009 at 8:48 pm | Permalink

    WHAT IS AN ‘AYN’?

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  263. Guido
    Posted February 20, 2009 at 9:04 pm | Permalink

    I nvr got to send him my ‘twink’ photos.

    My chancs of stardom are soooooo gone.

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  264. Posted February 20, 2009 at 9:41 pm | Permalink

    I don’t get it, was this an ironic post from the real author or a hack post from the hack author? My brain just imploded.

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  265. MDP
    Posted February 20, 2009 at 9:44 pm | Permalink

    Oh dear, Mr. Hacker.
    You’re kind of a fucktard.
    Cultural homogeny is not an inevitability, and just because people read a silly blog of dubious intent doesn’t make them drones.

    I’m a 6-foot tall black man who listens to classical music and is a fan of Proust.

    I’m a 48-year-old, overweight housewife who reads this blog because it helps me identify with, and laugh about, my children.

    I’m a quadruplegic in a wheelchair who types with his chin, and I feel more connected to the world around me by reading up on the frenetic cultural shifts of our modern era.

    I’m a 15-year-old kid who just wants to fit in at school.

    Guess what? This is one of the more popular blogs on the internet. Do you feel good about hacking into it and typing out your poorly thought out manifesto? Does it help to know that most of the people that read this blog have read a book, and can probably spell and construct sentences properly, unlike the irritating grandstander currently in charge?

    So yes. You’re a fucktard, and it’s kind of sad. Perhaps a modicum of your own advice applied inward would do a world of good.

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    @MDP, I concur.

    If Hax0rBro isn’t a gimmick (which I’m inclined to believe), he/she/it is irony personified.

    I am quite confused, though. Should I feel empathy/sympathy/pity?

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  266. alt-oid
    Posted February 20, 2009 at 10:03 pm | Permalink

    Well, I guess this definitely puts an end to all the recurring comments of how Carles’ recent posts have become so “weak”.

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  267. ME
    Posted February 20, 2009 at 10:19 pm | Permalink

    i love how the kid/ adult (?) is telling us to “live”
    i don’t know much about hackers
    but the ability to do so doesn’t it defy the meaning of “living” that he keeps demanding of us

    i also love the top one
    READ
    CATCHER IN THE RYE

    you’re too lazy to read this
    does he know what a hipster is?
    we all presumably read this at age 12

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  268. titties
    Posted February 20, 2009 at 11:30 pm | Permalink

    PS, why the hell is grand theft auto 4 advertising on here?

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  269. Posted February 20, 2009 at 11:52 pm | Permalink

    when is carles coming bk?

    my life is not meaningful without new posts. kind black, u kno?

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    CARLES I MISS YOU MAN PLEASE COME BACK…UNLESS OF COURSE YOU REALLY DON’T WANT TO. WE LUV YOU HOMIE

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  272. linus
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  275. mobydick
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    LOLS. INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSINESS. BUTTHURT HAX0RZZZZZZZZZ

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  277. suckafatdickcharles
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