I just want you to know that I love you. And that you’re so important to me. You’ve really been there for me, and I appreciate u. I know Valentine’s Day is a bullshit holiday made up by Hallmark, but I just want u 2 know that I appreciate u. I know ur insecure, so I can’t really ‘blow off’ today like it’s just another day, because honoring these holidays is critical to a relationship being successful. U have to get excited about things, or else life will become ‘boring’ and ‘meaningless.’
I will go to the mall, and buy you some thoughtful/too-expensive items so that you don’t think I don’t honor you. I want to be with you. I want to buy you an iTunes gift card. I want to buy you a ‘keut pair of panties’ from Victoria’s secret that I can ‘take off of u’ when we ‘make love.’
Let’s go out to Chili’s. Let’s fill up our bellies with hamburgers, nachos, skillet queso, SXSWestern Eggrolls, and Bud Light. Let’s be happy. Let’s feed one another across the table. Today is a celebration of love between you and me.
We’ve been through a lot. I remember when we first started dating, it was like we’d never get past the pain that others have inflicted upon us/what we have inflicted upon ourselves’. But now we’re comfortable. We’re calm. We have sex 3-6x per week (depending on how stressed I am from my job as a manager at Am Appy). We’ve just been through a lot.
I remember my exBF. He was really controlling. Ur different. U let me be ‘who I am’ and for that ‘I appreciate u.’ I know that my sense of humor is sometimes tough to handle, since it is so random, and so zany–thanks for sticking with me. U really help to make me ‘me.’
h8 my ex
This Valentine’s Day will be special. We will feed one another Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups shaped like hearts. I will buy you some champagne/$10 sugar water that gives u a hangover. Even though the holiday ‘means nothing’, it means SOMETHING to us, because we are US, and no other relationship in the history of the world has ever meant as much as we do.
We are taking on the world together. We can do this.
One day we will open up a public art space together, and have positive community events.
One day, we’re going to live in Paris. I promise. I’m on it.
I love you.
<3 u / miss u
r u gonna send me a Vally's day e-card? carleser [at] gmail.com
or just send me a quick email 2 tell me how much I mean 2 u. Sometimes I feel like quitting blggng, but then some1 who got inspired by my blog and moved to the city emails me and makes me feel like I am doing something right.
will u b my vally?
<3
<3
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16 Comments
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We’ll be your vallytines. x3×3
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V-day rhymes with BJ, coincidence? I think not.
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love you carles
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is it alt to celebrate v-day? seems like every1 is talkin about not having a date.
i work tonight closing so all the ppl comin in 2 my work will KNOW i didnt have a d8
h8 my life yall. i just want an authentic girl.
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//////////Reply by thetruthyall
//////////Posted February 14th, 2009 at 2:58 pm
@kmoneymobsta, its pretty alt to be single in 2k9. u kno ur mainstream if there’s a holiday in honor of u
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Thanks Carles, this makes the pain of my gf’s xIES seem less threatening, even if HE is better and she reminds me all the while.
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<3 is a box of chocolates
<3 is a dozen roses
<3 is those little chalky candies
<3 is a candle lit dinner for 2
<3 is not feeling alone
<3 is a used condom
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted February 15th, 2009 at 12:29 am
@Cone Birth, <8 is fucking all night on a meth/coke/adderall binge.
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i honor u 2
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carles this was actually very sw33t and not very ironic or funny
u r losin ur touch :(
h8 u
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<3 is an icon
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can i buy my valentines cards at american appy?
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//////////Reply by Garrick
//////////Posted February 14th, 2009 at 4:35 pm
@indoorsoccershoe, no, but you can buy sexxy pantiez tho, and hipster pr0n
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//////////Reply by adamson
//////////Posted February 15th, 2009 at 12:11 pm
@Garrick, true fact!
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alts dont celebrate Vday. They just H8 yall there is no <3 in an alt world. Am appy+leather Jacket=<3 in an alt world.
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“I know Valentine’s Day is a bullshit holiday made up by Hallmark” – mainstream 2 say
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//////////Reply by Switters
//////////Posted February 15th, 2009 at 12:04 am
@poophead, not mainstream- maltstream
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u got it all twstd POOPHEAD…only authentic alts know the secret conspiracies of capitalist bros
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<3 u
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the only thing funnier than chilis is bennigans.
everytime sXsw eggrolls are mentioned i actually laugh out loud. what an alt concept.
valentines day is taking gravs on the roof with the one/s you love
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why r u mixing streamers with alts. also, the friendly fires joke isn’t funnie n e more
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