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HIPSTER RUNOFF PODCAST #2


The HIPSTER RUNOFF podcast is a podcast worth podcasting about. This edition of the podcast focuses on "what it means to be a bro."

Bros are every where, and they deserve our attention.
There is an essence of bro which we need to examine. We need to discover what it means to be a broski. Is being a bro more important than 'meaningful sexual+emotional' relationships? Is bro-hood a haven in which we can thrive forever?

In a perfect world, is every1 a bro with every1 else?

HIPSTER RUNOFF PODCAST [Download]

/////This is what it means to be a bro.

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C(h)arles's picture

Yay!

C(h)arles's picture

@C(h)arles, Actually it kinda sux so far. 8 minutes in...

ARGH's picture

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Miinnttt's picture

It can only get better =)

May's picture

Bromance how kute

justin's picture

stop using zshare carles

Borefest's picture

This was so boring. I lasted 3 minutes.

biraklam's picture

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Bros are every where, and they deserve our attention.
There is an essence of bro porno which we need to examine. We need to discover what it means to be a broski. sikiş Is being a bro more important than 'meaningful sexual+emotional' relationships? Is bro-hood a haven in which we can thrive forever?

May's picture

What are the names of the songs??
I'm alt after yall

grahm's picture

I emailed carles once and he never emailed me back and so i feel like he isn't a real person but an impersonalised voice of the milieu

i think that hearing carles' voice would detract from the ENIGMA of his personal brand

perezhilton's picture

@grahm, he replies all the time on myspace, just make your message meaningful

totesentrilvl's picture

is that your voice crls? you sound like one of the gheyz

I read's picture

I don't get what is so funny about "Are we human, or are we dancer"...

It's clearly a reference to Milan Kundera's Slowness

???'s picture

@I read,

sorta h8 when freshmens in doodle skool reference a book their roommates mother told them was good.

sorta h8 you. just want 2 tear down all walls, no moar secrets, no moar pain.

wish i was still in doodle skool.

до свидания's picture

very "thought provoking" + "informative". think u should have "dived deeper" into the "sexual" aspect of bros. "get a lil more intimate"

MrsOfficer's picture

awesome, fulfilling podcast. i listened to the whole thing.

i didn't realize the killers were asking such important questions here..i wasn't "up to date" in november i guess!

i'm trying to think of a question about relationships but i don't know how to form it. basically i'm wondering if strate men go after women not to fulfill emotional or physical needs like love and sex, but who fulfill some kind of personal brand need. so by dating a person, they become an expression of a personal brand. for example...........i feel that a song by usher (make love in this club) expresses my personal brand (my hopes, my dreams, my short term goals) so i will date usher's manager/person who works at usher's concert booking agency to not only express by song but to "own" a part of the song. and then in fact, if i make love to her in a club, one of my life long goals will be filled. is this making sense here? there are lots of other examples, dating a girl just cause she wears a lot of AA (or ecko unltd) to express that side of me...you know what i mean here?

до свидания's picture

@MrsOfficer, i disagree (i think...)

at root level all humans want to fill their lives with as much "prettyness" as possible. prettyness is reflected purely in colour and angles. boys date girls (vice versa) bcuz they want a girl's face 2 reflect their personal philosophy (and brand) back 2 them. i think lots of bros dont understand their psychological aspect and that leads to misunderstandings in personalities.

delig's picture

@до свидания, i think the term is hedonism via the dorian grays

anonymous.'s picture

@delig,
or via lacan:
i love you, but, because inexplicably i love in you something more than you - the object petit a - i mutilate you.

you can't love or want or fuck all of someone, and the desire you try to fulfill by fucking them existed before you met them and persists long after. part of what you fuck is their value in a cultural economy - someone famous, someone creative, a friend's mom, your professor, your student, etc all give something for you to fuck unrelated to their body, personality, and your relationship to them. i don't understand why the original comment refers to straight men; this characterizes all desire, no?

a lot of people, myself included, care less about hotness in a sex partner as they get older. that's not because i'm less superficial than i used to be, i'm simply more concerned with other things i can fuck in them, like their intelligence or coolness, because it's more important to me that smart and interesting people want to fuck something in me than that hot people do.

anony's picture

@delig, if isn't penetration, it isn't worth the kiss.

DNK's picture

will you talk about 'freaks and geeks' more?

anony's picture

does any1 else think that carles just types this in on his macbook and gets 'Agnes' or 'Bruce' (or maybe even microsoft sam) to say it?
listen to bruce on your maclappy
sound fimiliar?

MrsOfficer's picture

@anony, that voice is definitely human after all. i know bruce and agnes personally and it's not them.

lawlcatz's picture

@anony, It's Carles using a macbook voice synthesizer

kidzonaholiday crew's picture

hey carles this was a legit podcast and it appeals to things i care about (bros)

jjjjjjjjoe's picture

besides bros, you play really shitty songs, mang.

slink33pie's picture

i xprncd authentic <3 thx 2 this podcast

miss u carles

anonymous's picture

This blog is dated.

Let it die.

um's picture

weak post carles

Noni's picture

Hey would you guys quit spamming/trolling your hipster propaganda (shit) on NYcraigslist and Hipster Runoff on Blog Radio XMU, that guy, is so annoying and pretentious. You suck.

anony's picture

@Noni, Absolutely, people seem to respond well to being told they suck.

cumputer's picture

this is a question for you carles

this is a question for hipster runoff

now that the hipster/bloghouse/alt era is becoming dated, we are inevitably going to be succeeded by another generation and another subculture.

so what my question is, is do we become dated and stay the same, wearing am appy and listening to the same old music? will we have radio stations that specialize in hipster music from the 2Ks that run commercials for local car dealerships and carpet warehouses 15 years from now? will we become like the hippies, punks, 80s rockers, and people that listened to rush? will we be mocked by the youth of the future for being ridiculous like we mock the subcultures of the past? what will life be like in the future for altkind? what will happen to us? will we be destroyed by an asteroid? will the jesuses come back to judge us? will we be enslaved by machines like in that movie "Keau's Matrix" or "The Terminator 2"?

help me crls (so worried)

delig's picture

@cumputer, duh.. i think most alts are aware of that, thats why they value youth so much (via forever young alts). altBags will be the ones stuck in generation cause they are "too authentic to change." but bros change with the times, they absorb the curent music and reflect the fealing of what is popular through what they wear and other lifestyle branding tools but it could be the other way round where their emotions reflect what they choose to listen to... but bros aren't that intoned with themselves so they would have to be reflecting what is being feed to them via pithcfork and other blogs...? you get me? shit i'm a lil blazed

anony's picture

@delig, according to marketing demographics it's all over at 34. But it's the 2000's you say... has the internet made the world flat? Are generation gaps dead? In all seriousness late 20's/early 30's is kind of a good age because we have essentially absorbed all culture from both gen x and y further cementing the desire to be "ageless".

Alex's picture

The evolutionary biologist Brandon Flowers had a point when he wondered whether is of the dancer species or the human species. He alluded to the possibility that an overwhelming majority of bros are dancers, which would pose the question of whether they are technically bros being that bros are human.

ct's picture

mister hipster, i am a long time LSTNR, first time CMMNTR. i think you are !NCRDBL. that podcast was M!NDBLWNG! as a young woman in 2k9 i know there has never been a better time to be a sista, but never have i wanted to be a bro for a day than i have today. sex change big in 2k9?

jajajajaja's picture

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anon's picture

carles, thank you, i needed that. you helped me cry when you were talking about bros being the most important people, youre right carles. thanks bro

rootsandruins's picture

CRLS, u need 2 normalize ur garage band tracks. I turn it up 2 hear ur voice but then when teh bangerz cum on then my n8bors get supes mad. all u need to do is command+m to show master track and then put sum brick wall LMTR on that shit. u can even use the "indi3 rawk" filtr. thx.//h8 level variation//<3 podcasts//

perezhilton's picture

@I REFUSE TO LISTEN, he honestly doesn't make that much, probably $600 a week or something, which really isn't that much for a 'relevant' blog

anony's picture

@perezhilton, shocking that this could even bring in $600.00 a week.... or even month.

anony's picture

@perezhilton, what are the requirements of a "relevant" blog?

whatevs's picture

Carlos, as a fggt ghey bro in 2k9.17, I just wan to thank U <3 U & h8 U 4evr

I wanna chill witchu

XavierDeRosnay's picture

This sounds exactly like someone just reading a HRO post... only lasted about 2 mins.

anony's picture

@XavierDeRosnay, but the foreplay was good.

crls exposed's picture

UGH this ruined this blog for me, every time i read your blog i thought it was funny but now i am going to imagine your fggt voice reading your jokes like this and it makes it laammmeeeee...damn me for downloading this.

this is awful, you have horrible comedic timing, stick to typing

jesse's picture

holy shit this is long

j0sh's picture

thank u 4 getting vulnerable with us, bro.

*****'s picture

this speaks to me
lets make it big in 2k9 y'all
sometimes I have a moustache
not really sure what my gimmick is y'all :(
thanks crls

enx's picture

Aw I feel vulnerable. 1 thing - just watch your mic vs track levels a bit?

aubergine's picture

quite possibly the WORST podcast ever.

like seriously, so lame.

but so is this blog.

Bjork's picture

In Iceland we don't have podcast we listen to rainbows and dance with sheep until seasons end. My sheeps name is Gregor and grew a mustache out of acorns.

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