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Hoodie Manifesto [via Conceptual Activist Bro]


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I think that being an ‘activist’ is an important trait/personal branding tool. It’s important to ’stand for something’ and ‘not let the world spiral in2 some bullshit snarky, post-blogosphere cesspool.” [via people who describe bad places as "cesspools"]

I am not sure what the pictured bro is all about, but u can just kinda tell that his message is important. His hoodie has a lot of words, and his face is hidden beneath the shadows. If I had to guess, I would say that the rant has something to do with:

  • the environment
  • the government
  • large corporations
  • pollution
  • the prisoners in Guantanamo Bay getting ‘beat up’ 2 tell us secrets about Osama Hussein
  • Sustainable energy sources
  • John McCain
  • Sarah Palin meme theory
  • women’s suffrage (big mistake, yall)
  • Minority rights
  • The impact of modern media & ‘how it shapes society’s perception of lyfe’
  • How the law should classify transgendered ppl
  • Themes from the movie MILK
  • Steroids + HGH in professional sports
  • The War on Terror
  • The War on “brown people”
  • NAFTA
  • class wars
  • poor people not getting as many opportunities as rich white people
  • music criticism on the internet
  • banning the hypemachine
  • installing the hypemachine in all Chevrolet automobiles in 2012 instead of the radio
  • Withdrawing from the United Nations
  • getting all mad abt celebs who wear fur
  • getting all mad that _________ are ‘get paid more than teachers’
  • the concept of ‘getting all mad’
  • the portrayal of black people in films during the pre-Obama era
  • Spousal abuse
  • tween violence
  • the Obama pyramid scheme + internet hype circles
  • Paying Am Appy employees less money 2 make it fair 4 the rest of the world
  • other important stuff

Just wanted 2 know: what are YALL passionate about?
Is there stuff that’s happening that yall have aligned ur personal brand with 2 let people know that u care?
Do yall wish that the unabomber wrote his manifesto on a hoodie instead of on a piece of paper?

Do yall think more people would have chilled with the Unabomber’s anti-technology ideas if he was edited/reviewed by J.D. Salinger / Vonnegut / Crichton / Johnny Grisham / R.L. Stine?

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22 Comments

  1. Posted February 6, 2009 at 12:21 pm | Permalink

    There were 2 great ACTIONS taken by this ACTIVIST. purchasing/creating conceptual hoodie. Posing for picture with conceptual hoodie. The world is now a different place with this creation. I expect more people to try this in the future.

    /sarcasm

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  2. Posted February 6, 2009 at 12:25 pm | Permalink

    Hoodies can be a sign of alt-ness but how much alt is too much

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    //////////Reply by anony
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    @Carterography, hoodies need to go back to being tween only.

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  3. Hannah
    Posted February 6, 2009 at 12:39 pm | Permalink

    Hipster Runoff is like my favorite R.L. Stine books: Choose Your Own Adventure.

    Is it fashion, myspacers worth blogging about, blipsters, the AnCo’s, ginger peen, meaningful tugjobs, Sparks (miss u), or others?

    Choose…ur…own…adventure…y’all!
    (^this is my new more meaningful personal brand (don’t worry, I still give meaningful tugjobs!))

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  4. Raining Doritos
    Posted February 6, 2009 at 12:46 pm | Permalink

    looks like he’s in his parent’s basement next to the family computer and treadmill.

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  5. hdizza
    Posted February 6, 2009 at 12:56 pm | Permalink

    good p0ast

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  6. terry kath II
    Posted February 6, 2009 at 1:10 pm | Permalink

    2009; normalcy = the new Alt ?

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  7. Anonybro
    Posted February 6, 2009 at 1:17 pm | Permalink

    I think he is one of those anonymous bros who like to fight scientology and hack in people’s myspaces and offer them free gift cards to Macys by signing up for offers. It’s their way of destroying our global economy to make it more authentic.

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  8. Entry level alt
    Posted February 6, 2009 at 1:24 pm | Permalink

    @Hannah,

    I thought CYOA was just a song by the HeartsRevolution……..if I give you my secret stash of Sparks (miss u) can I get a meaningful tugjob

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  9. Jessicauthentic.
    Posted February 6, 2009 at 1:54 pm | Permalink

    Fckng luv MILK.

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  10. Karl Marx
    Posted February 6, 2009 at 1:58 pm | Permalink

    the history of all existing society is the history of label struggle. mnstrm vs. alt. therefore cast off your hoodies and take to the streets! the alt has nothing to lose but the monthly check s/he receives from the parents for rent, food, and meaningful clothing/music purchases… they have a world to win.

    ALTS OF THE WORLD, UNITE!

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  11. dax jax
    Posted February 6, 2009 at 3:36 pm | Permalink

    “malnourished grim reaper alt” i call that one.

    sickle in guitar case.

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  12. Dvdi
    Posted February 6, 2009 at 4:12 pm | Permalink

    weak post

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  13. lene
    Posted February 6, 2009 at 4:39 pm | Permalink

    srsly..the worst post ever on this blog..what happened to you?!

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  14. Posted February 6, 2009 at 5:13 pm | Permalink

    CRLS

    are you on lookbook

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  15. El_Roosterino
    Posted February 6, 2009 at 5:38 pm | Permalink

    Entry level anarchist, though I can’t think of any certified anarchobros/bags off the top of my head. Come to think of it anarchism is a pretty entry level set of beliefs. I prefer my personalized political lifestyle brand of post-meaningful/post-ironic monarchism.

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    //////////Reply by BROSKI
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    @El_Roosterino,
    the non-entry level anarchists dont sit in their basements taking pictures, they go to meaningul protests/riots and throw molotov cocktails at stuff

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    //////////Reply by BROSKI
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    @El_Roosterino,
    the non-entry level anarchists dont sit in their basements taking pictures, they go to meaningful protests/riots and throw molotov cocktails at stuff

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    //////////Reply by CogInSystem
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    @El_Roosterino, WTObro circa 1999

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    //////////Reply by Crackcorn
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    @CogInSystem = apathybro circa 9/11/2K1
    @BROSKI = real/idealbinarybro circa 1/1/1K1
    @ElRoosterino = entrylevelpolit circa 2/6/2K9

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    //////////Reply by до свидания
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    @Crackcorn,

    commodify the state until it so fat it buckles under its own weight like obese american then mercilessly smash it!

    resistance to tyranny is man’s highest ideal – emma goldman

    xoxo cплетница

    //////////Reply by evan
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    @Crackcorn, i sit in my cellar and protest.

  16. *****
    Posted February 6, 2009 at 6:55 pm | Permalink

    hro makes me so happy until i want to leave conceptually meaningful comments

    i think you should do a post on girls who get hro and leave meaningful cmmnts on your blogomemebrofestsite
    everyone i know is saying y’all

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  17. Posted February 6, 2009 at 7:42 pm | Permalink

    Honestly, my opinion on this guy extends to being just a huge fan of the shoes.

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    //////////Reply by panchizzy
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    @Alafolie, huge fan or huge shoes? or huge fan 4 huge shoes?

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    //////////Reply by anony
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    @Alafolie, never understood foot fetishes.

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    //////////Reply by Alafolie
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    @anony,

    Me neever. Toes are grossssssss

    But yeah, “Big white runners” are the shiz

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  18. thetruthyall
    Posted February 6, 2009 at 7:49 pm | Permalink

    Crls does it mean ur growing becuz peeple are always saying:

    “worst p0st ever” ///”show more alt tits(via ur a fggt”?

    Do you feel like we don’t ‘get’ you? just trying to understand my bloggers. dont know if u take a jaded fanbase srsly (via krt cbn)

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  19. Posted February 6, 2009 at 9:13 pm | Permalink

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm bitch!

    it’s my beer! SAMUEL JACKSON!!!!

    yo…. uhmmmm… i can’t find good music in any recent posts. WHASSUP WITH THAAAAT??!!!

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    //////////Reply by anony
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    @ROCKING OUT BITCH!, music is so 2k8.

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  20. Posted February 7, 2009 at 12:08 am | Permalink

    i effing watched a documentary on the unabomber today. creepy.

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  21. danteller
    Posted February 7, 2009 at 1:32 am | Permalink

    that kid def found that a fundraiser/thinks activism is cool/has no real opinions

    ppls who care wud make the text more authentic looking like w/ stencils

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  22. zg*dust
    Posted February 7, 2009 at 3:43 pm | Permalink

    “what are YALL passionate about?”
    excessively snarky internet d-bags that are part and parcel of the media mechanisms they ’satirically criticize’. that’s what im passionate about!!!
    bro.

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    //////////Reply by anony
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    @zg*dust, snark (and american apparel) is a defense mechanism to shield alts from the hash world around them run by mainstreamers.

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