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I love my dog


[Photo via thecobrasnake]
Dogs are meaningful bc no1 understands ur relaish with them. It's kinda like having a kid, except it is less serious, so u don't have to 'resent it' because u didn't accidentally have it. A lot of people don't go to a human society (aka Africa) to adopt a child, much like u can with a pet. Also, there is a trivial yet meaningful connection with ur pet. When ur pet passes away, while it 'meant a lot to you', it's more comfortable than losing something 'real', like a parent, sibling, or child. So while ur 'sad', u also kinda get to pretend that ur 'rlly sad.'

So when some1 who doesn't 'get' life loses a pet, they 'usually take it really hard', and u have to pretend that they lost a 'family member' and give them a month off from work. But it's still kinda sad, but I think the only authentic sadness might come when u lose ur parent who loved u through thick and thin, even when u went through ur alt-est, most rebellious phases. The parent who raised u, and paid for ur entire life from age 0-29. The parent who ultimately didn't expect much from you, but still remained proud of u.

Do u <3 ur pet?
Can u only authentically <3 ur immediate family?
Do u h8/<3/miss n e 1 rite now?
R u gonna stay home and get vulns 2nite?


[Image via HRO blog]

Take the time 2 let ppl know that u <3 them.
u nvr know when ur gonna lose everything that meant something 2 u (I learned this after HRO was hacked last weekend).

miss yall

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no's picture

first. finally

HRO-bro's picture

@no, yes

no's picture

@HRO-bro, maybe

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brobro's picture

i missed hro. It was meaningful like a pet 2 me, except i didn't have 2 feed it or walk it, which made it slightly more meaningful.

stvspl's picture

@brobro, that makes it less meaningful. if u read hro correctly u feed it "in a way", if u think about it

teehee's picture

@stvspl, very deep... two finger snaps coffee shop poetry reading style.

submasheen's picture

i miss my cancelled shows
like aroosted devoolepment

does this count?

fuk i miss em so much

She's picture

@submasheen,
but u have the ad movie to look forward to!

submasheen's picture

@She, ooof so true!

thanks, She

SELF AWARE ALTBRO's picture

Might get vuls 2nite.
At home from college for spring break.
Parents don't "get" me.
My free-spirited gf lives an hour away.
The state has my license rite now.

Only me, and my twin bed, how do u kill time?

anonymous's picture

MOAR MINNIE PLZ

hanner's picture

@anonymous,

AGREED!! MINNIE MINNIE MINNIE MINNIE MINNIE MINNIE!

HRO-bro's picture

whats wrong with your

HRO-bro's picture

whats wrong with your dogg

HRO-bro's picture

really miss the haxorbro days. it rly made me value this place like i hadn't before. kinda like how you 'only truly appreciate something once it's gone'

HRO-bro's picture

the haxorbro days were sooo meaningful

lanes's picture

@HRO-bro, agreed. <3 h4x0rbr0.

FAFTDUNK's picture

i <3 my pussy cat i <3 teh rat

ES's picture

The thing I hate most about dogs is having to pretend to like/be interested in them so people don't think I'm a hard-hearted animal hater (which I am).

h8 u Chewey, Petey Boy, Hercules, Tara, Sophie, Chief, Bebe.

miss u Birder.

Gurkman's picture

dogs r 2 mnstrm, every1 should get meaningful altpets like skunks and monitor lizards. kittehs are like altbros in animal form.

Pretty Young Tits's picture

@Gurkman, h8 quirky pets
hamsters rool

pete's picture

<3 u carles 4ever

blurter's picture

<8 my cat, a bit too much
h8 dogs that jump on you and LICK YOUR TOES ewwwwww
But my mate has a dog called Dave and Dave is a pretty cool dog.

anonymous's picture

i lost my doggy 1.5 years ago, miss him evriday, authentically.

anonymous's picture

@anonymous,
;___;

Acorn King's picture

With hard work and dedication, I will one day grace the cover of Dog Fancy.

LonelyStoner's picture

do i get more points for having had a pet chicken? it's name was Cluck-Cluck. miss u Cluck-Cluck
<3 u Cluck-Cluck

thetruthyall's picture

is this an xzibit joke?

|-|1|&amp;gt;$73|2's picture

@thetruthyall, yo dawg, i hurd u like cmnts so i put a cmnt in ur cmnt so you can read my cmnt and cmnt back.

lawlcatz's picture

I am the best pet. I am LawlCat.
ANYWAY, miss u myspacers worth blogging about... :(

kira-lea halliwell's picture

@lawlcatz, hi i have a dog who had to be put down yesterday coz' he was ill and i cant get over it do you have any advise?

kira-lea halliwell's picture

please help me i cant stop cryin

yeah's picture

needs moar alt tit.

not even alt dog tit crls? wtf.

Bullshit. I hate you. (notrlysrry, but rly post bewbz)

analoguefeel's picture

IS THE SHALLOW IRONY OF HPSTR CLTR RLY "IRONIC" ONCE MCDONALD'S AND EVERY STUPID INSRNC AD IS "USING" IT?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xD64OhbG4ps

louis's picture

dear analoguefeel,
i still <3 mcdonalds but can we be bros?

manbaby's picture

h8 that the local alt-bar wasnt very bumpin tonight. <3 da dank + sugar babies. miss the good times.

i love the jackasses's picture

@manbaby, "the good old days never fade away if you keep this in your mind..."

vildur74's picture

nice 2 c that vbuzzer's comm is on the bottom of the page!
r u jerkin' 'em off?

yellow dog's picture

indianwolves's picture

after reading this last nite i got rlly vulnz, yall
HRO makes me miss stuff > usual,

miss having an AltDog
miss authentic
miss real partying
miss MIA. (<3/h8 MIAjr.)
miss hackdays

<3 yall

el fggt's picture

@indianwolves,
h8 u pineapple XXXpress for taking our precious MIA and bringing them to the douchebro comedy luvvin masses.
h8 u now stupid alt dog cuz u pissed on my floor
h8 u entry level alts && ur love of thee managemints
h8 u shitty partiez
<3 h8n'

bigtyme's picture

rest in peace yall see u in thug mansion

Pretty Young Tits's picture

Stop the hating cmmntrs :(((
my grandma died today and then i read this

crls  <3 u

Lister's picture

Yawn

rosie's picture

<3 my altdog authentically
h8 when she pukes on flr (carpet)
<3 when my rm8 clns it up 4 me while im at work

academeme's picture

are yall sure that altdogs are for altbros and calts (alt cats) are for altbroads? confused

indianwolves's picture

@academeme,

altDogs furr evry1
altCats furr evry1

<3animals, yall

JAVONAVO's picture

word.

May's picture

H8 my family
miss my old old friends
<3 the Crls

anoconous's picture

being allergic to pets is alt, rite?

...want a dog so bad :'(

aluminum composite panel's picture

Would it be possible to PM me

Would it be possible to PM me and tell me few more thinks about this. I am really a fan of you.

Aluminum composite materials's picture

I think youve made some truly

I think youve made some truly interesting points. Not too many people would actually think about this the way you just did. Im really impressed that theres so much about this subject thats been uncovered and you did it so well, with so much class. Good one you, man! Really great stuff here.

aluminium composite panels's picture

Every time i come here I am

Every time i come here I am not dissapointed, nice post.

aluminum composite panel's picture

Thanks for posting this

Thanks for posting this article. I am definitely tired of struggling to find relevant and intelligent commentary on this subject. Everyone nowadays goes to the very far extremes to either drive home their viewpoint of that everybody else in the globe is wrong. Thanks for your consise and relevant insight.

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