I wish I could be a tween again
Filled with spirit, a love for modern music,
a will to joy, and a desire to dance like no1 is watching
Record my dances on my Macbook
to upload videos to youtube
so that I can dance like some1 is watching.
Late night on youtube
spent in an endless vortex of RELATED VIDEOS
until I stumble upon ™ tweens
who are dancing to a rap song
that is not very serious
but still very catchy and popular
because it is so approachable
Alone in my room on the internet
I look behind me
to ensure that Chris Hansen
from MSNBC’s To Catch a Predator
is not behind me
watching me watch these tweens
dance like no1 is watching
I wish I could be a tween again
and have fun with my bff
and record a video
dance around my pink room
is my lounge wear
that is comfy/sporty–yet ’sexie’
I learned these dance moves
from watching television/rap videos on youtube
I kind of do them ironically
but there is something within me that wants to be sexy
(I don’t know if I realize this yet)
I’m not a tween
Not yet a teen
Not yet a woman
This is a related video.
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Child Predding without the glasses–big in 2k10?
Getting lost in mazes of RELATED VIDEOS: the story of ur internet life?
Do u wish u had a Macbook when u were a tween?
Do u think these tweens are keuter than the previous showcased tweens?
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/12/i-wish-they-had-macbooks-when-i-was-a-tween-new-hro-gimmick.html
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/01/i-wish-they-had-macbooks-when-i-was-a-tween-and-my-parents-took-me-on-road-trips-with-my-bff.html
R yall gonna buy ur daughter a macbook for her 12th Birthday?
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i spilled coffee on my macbook, can someone send me a new macbook, i’ll pay $60
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//////////Reply by blurter
//////////Posted February 14th, 2009 at 12:20 am
@tao, I spilled something else on my macbook when i watched this video…is that wrong? i will only pay $50 for someone’s old macbook
seriously i hate the line “she was asking for it” but seriously, these girls are asking for it
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O_O RAEP.
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so sexy
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//////////Reply by anonymous
//////////Posted February 13th, 2009 at 7:19 pm
@tao,
http://i43.tinypic.com/25j8flv.jpg
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wtf
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man, kids today don’t even know how to properly let go :(
they’re trying so hard, it’s a little sad
sometimes they just look downright ashamed (but can get away with anything via hot bodiez/ass jiggling)
smoke weed every day y’all
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//////////Reply by corey
//////////Posted February 13th, 2009 at 7:48 pm
@*****, RIGHT !
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//////////Reply by poor kid
//////////Posted February 14th, 2009 at 11:22 am
@*****, hellya lov u
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted February 15th, 2009 at 12:36 am
@*****, Another time, another place and I would totally introduce them to their first meaningful drug experience. What sort of psychedelics do you think they might be into?
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cant wait for all the macbook gen tweens to get past bait age… i will catch em when they get to uni.. night be used up a lil by then, but experience is good…
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My kid will come out of the womb holding a Macbook
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has anyone had a facebook from birth yet?
i was going to use that as the basis for a sci-fi, but my friends think its already happened in some ‘rich, socialite setting’
thoughts?
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//////////Reply by thetruthyall
//////////Posted February 13th, 2009 at 7:48 pm
@Grant Golland, too soon probly, but use it for ur sci-fi anyway, its ur idea, phuk ur friends
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//////////Reply by ¶
//////////Posted February 13th, 2009 at 7:55 pm
@Grant Golland, 21st Century Digital Boy comes to life?
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//////////Reply by not so sure
//////////Posted February 14th, 2009 at 1:30 am
@Grant Golland, i’m pregnant now. already got the little babe a facebook page and twitter going. no big deal, but everybody needs to know what’s going on with this child of mine. ooop gotta go post a tweet, this thing just kicked.
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted February 15th, 2009 at 12:41 am
@Grant Golland, I’m thinking this would create some faux inner conflict over the authenticity of the chosen social network. The plot would be a metaphor for choosing ones own path in life vs. following the mainstream. Roll credits over “No Surprises”
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who likes short shorts?
_i_ like short shorts.
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white girl with a booty yall
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¡MUCHOS BONERZ AMIGOS!
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tweens are hilarious because they just guess at what’s sexy and miss the mark by so much
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this is funny.
i’m so tired of seeing twelve-year-olds on ‘older sites’ by the way.
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fap fap
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My name’s Sara and I care about Carles’ increasingly pedophilic gaze. It’s creepy.
Blow up the hospital, not the orphanage.
I LOVE NICK SYLVESTER.
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My name’s Sara and I care about Carles’ increasing meta pedophilia. It’s creepy.
Blow up the hospital, not the orphanage.
I LOVE NICK SYLVESTER.
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//////////Reply by thetruthyall
//////////Posted February 14th, 2009 at 1:10 am
@Sara, look up pedophilia. look up orphanage.
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//////////Reply by Sara
//////////Posted February 14th, 2009 at 1:19 am
@thetruthyall, sillyhead.
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i bet this vid went viral at their highschool and these girls became mad popular. that’s the way to do it. back in my day, it was giving good tugs.
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god, theyre just… so… white. and trying… so fucking hard. they look so.. akward. i would kill to see them at their local junior high and or high school dance with their too tall acne faced boyfriends.
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the white one is a dirty, DIRTY girl…. hmmmmm yea she needs it bad and doesnt care who she gets it from. maybe a little spanking is in order,
post moar tween JB
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this girl gradded with me in 2004, now she is married with two kids, was pregnant at grad. she’s a good mom, and has got her shit together, but her 4 and a half year old definitely has facebook. facebook is creepy and addictive, to say the least, not trying to be a hypocrite, speaking from personal experience. what about dogbook. that is just downright WEIRD. people taking it tooo far.
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted February 15th, 2009 at 12:46 am
@suburbiayall, What about myspace? I’m tired of hearing about facebook; it’s like the party I don’t want to go to because I don’t feel like giving the bouncer all my personal information just to get in the door.
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I wanna buy a macbook off ebay
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Hey Carles, I found a hot new blogger who’s really got his finger on the pulse of the zeitgeist. I think he’ll blow up big in 2k14:
“I’m addressing you.
Are you going to let our emotional life be run by Time Magazine?
I’m obsessed by Time Magazine.
I read it every week.
Its cover stares at me every time I slink past the corner candystore.
I read it in the basement of the Berkeley Public Library.
It’s always telling me about responsibility. Businessmen are serious. Movie
producers are serious. Everybody’s serious but me.
It occurs to me that I am America.
I am talking to myself again. “
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted February 15th, 2009 at 1:00 am
@pwnerer, My mother bought me a time subscription for Christmas because I tend to pick up whatever is around me and start reading it when the TV is on. But I don’t need time magazine to tell me what’s going on in the world…. it just gives details… in fact I tend to read it with a since of smug arrogance. I think this is because even through it is serious most people don’t grasp any significance with regard to the world around them.
So you really NOT serious or are you just too jaded and cynical to want to deal with it any more? I’m sick and tired about being sick and tired about the world personally.
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geil euda!
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strippers in training…
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This is borderline porn??????????
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btw happy valentine Carles
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I think I need to have a seat right over there after watching this.
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thanks for making me vomit, again.
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erotic? i guess
porn…??? please carles
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You know, technically these girls aren’t real tweens. I’m guessing that they are about 1-3 years too old to be given ‘core tween status.’ They are young teens.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tween_(generation)
see?
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HA, i will never get old of making fun of people on youtube.
http://www.feedhimtothepigs.com/?p=153
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h8 creepy pedophile posts crls.
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