Yall, today is the Super Bowl. Not sure how I should feel about it. Sports are kinda mainstream, especially the NFL. I don’t know if I am supposed to be into sports to ‘identify with people’ and ‘carry on conversations with the mainstreamers in my life’, or if I should Rage Against The Society’s Norms. Kinda confused–I want 2 fit in, but I don’t want to be ‘just another brick in the wall.’ h8 how there’s all these commercials that are trying to ‘appeal 2 me’ and ‘make me laugh’ and ‘identify with the product/brand.’ Kinda prefer to just read blog posts about ‘the best Super Bowl commercials’ the day after.
(Do people outside of the USA watch the Super Bowl to be ‘alt’?)
I think the Super Bowl is kinda tyte because there’s ‘cultural’ stuff that happens which pushes the limits of society’s norms and federal standards of decency. I remember that time that Justin “Fuck Society” Timberlake and Janet “Sweet Tittie” Jackson had that lil “wardrobe malfunction.” It was like the meme of the year that year because ‘every1 saw it.’
I wonder what would be the ultimate ‘think piece’ during the Super Bowl. Wish there were more performances that ‘pushed the limits of our society’ instead of bringing out old rocknrollers to have a conservative + inspiring message. Wish there was more nudity at the Super Bowl, yall!
Should I accidentally get too ‘beer drunk’ with my bros during the Super Bowl and accidentally have my first bromosexual experience with them?
HIPSTER RUNOFF’s SUPER BOWL PICK
John Alt 45 – Pittsburgh Steelers 0
John Alt: Super Bowl MVP
Previous Sports coverage
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/08/the-worlds-most-alternative-athletes.html
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I’m going to watch the superbrowl at the bar. its going to be very mnstrm. there’s no way to convince myself otherwise, y’all. maybe a circle jerk after to make it ‘more authentic’ than other ’super sundays’?
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The puppy bowl is WAY more authentic.
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This is the mnstrms big tug of the year.
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no
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luv arsenal [via 2k4]
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//////////Reply by pete
//////////Posted February 1st, 2009 at 6:55 pm
@MANDEE,
couldn’t even beat West Ham.
And henry is at Barca now…
BUT Van Persie is a gun.
all i can say is; Glory Glory Man United
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//////////Reply by MANDEE
//////////Posted February 1st, 2009 at 7:52 pm
@pete, Alex Fergie = Rudolf Reindeer.
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//////////Reply by xavier
//////////Posted February 1st, 2009 at 7:59 pm
@MANDEE, BARCELONA owns ALL
//////////Reply by Tori
//////////Posted February 1st, 2009 at 9:53 pm
@MANDEE, SpUrs 4 lyfFe
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//////////Reply by MANDEE
//////////Posted February 2nd, 2009 at 12:19 am
@Tori, H8 Spurs
lUv GoRoF bOlO
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//////////Reply by Tori
//////////Posted February 2nd, 2009 at 12:21 am
@MANDEE, WuTtEVa Uu JuSs aNGrY Uu lOSiNg
YoUr cL SpOt 2 aStON ViLLa
aNDd gOrOFf bOrRo
//////////Reply by zein
//////////Posted February 1st, 2009 at 10:39 pm
@MANDEE, luve Chelsea.
Miss you Chelsea, h8 Man United.
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//////////Reply by MANDEE
//////////Posted February 2nd, 2009 at 12:22 am
@zein, John Terry looks like my Gramps.
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//////////Reply by Tori
//////////Posted February 2nd, 2009 at 12:23 am
@zein, Liverpool ripped Chelsea apart.
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//////////Reply by clockender
//////////Posted February 2nd, 2009 at 1:49 am
@zein,
Chelsea & ManU fans = posers/cunts
Spurs fans = just plain cunts
We’ll be fine when Theo & Cesc come back (though it wouldn’t hurt if Wenger splashed some £). Gooner4lyfe
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//////////Reply by MANDEE
//////////Posted February 2nd, 2009 at 2:16 am
@clockender, $ti££ got a f€w hr$ to buy Ar$havin
tugtastic
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American Football is a ridiculous helmeted pantomime played by lunatics and watched by fools. thanks for reading.
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must have that AM APPY football jersey with x-tra large shoulder pads in the 2nd pic!!!!1!
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What kind of ass hole wears an adidas jersey with nike jordan shorts. never mix the brands.
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I’m in Sydney Australia and its Alt to watch the Bro Bowl, If I was in Amerca however, I wouldn not, def AnCo and circle jerk instead.
If you type ‘HRO’ in to a txt on an iPhone, it auto-corrects to ‘BRO’ – Coincidents? I think not
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//////////Reply by umno
//////////Posted February 1st, 2009 at 9:19 pm
@WhiteBlipster,
Melbourne Altbros have taken the day off of work to have authentic Super Bowl parties. Hope their bromosexual experience ends up on Last Night’s Party. Hope they make chicken wings w/Franks Red Hot sauce.
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ugh crls u dissapoint me.
the superbrowl is soo 2k…no
the superbrowl is not at all. i am overall disappointed.
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//////////Reply by Arat
//////////Posted February 1st, 2009 at 7:32 pm
@Arat,
disappoint* me. i disappoint me, too.
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just smoke weed and eat a lot of munchies and it’s fine.
the commercials entertain me like crazzzzyyyy.
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commercials are so mnstrm
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cum on, yall…post-irony. u gota hav a soupbowl party n get totally wasted with overweight 40 yos. its lik social commentary. almost as transcendental as p4k_fest
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nope. super bowl is a joke. watching a tim and eric marathon is better.
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//////////Reply by releventspace.
//////////Posted February 2nd, 2009 at 10:02 am
@m,
there was a tim and eric marathon on?!?
i do enjoy mnstrm sports such as baseball and american football (<3 u mike kinsella) but my altness is legit cuz i love hockey & the idea of soccer. that makes me 3% euro, kinda like how spelling words with “ou” instead of “o” makes you 19% euro. mnstrm bros h8 hockey and futbol. they do not understand their alternative concepts, such as not using ur hands, and are threatend by its global nature (via outsourcing.)
saying all that i have now sworn off american football (h8 u mike kinsella) cuz it caused me to miss a tim and eric marathon. unforgivable.
(miss u mike kinsella.)
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted February 3rd, 2009 at 2:26 am
@releventspace., poser. Alts don’t watch sports.
Tim & Eric are WAY over rated. I will say when it hits it hits hard but there is way too much retro ironic BS they drive into the ground. I’ll take a Mr. Show marathon any day over Tim & Eric.
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I caNNOT believe how many people watches that crap and the commercials made by the dummest american minds ,whatched of course by(…..)! h8 it tottaly!! I rather rehearse with my band drinkng n smoking in my garage… greatings from mexiCo.
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//////////Reply by DNK
//////////Posted February 1st, 2009 at 8:43 pm
@Ian curtis, YEABRO!!!!
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//////////Reply by до свидания
//////////Posted February 1st, 2009 at 11:15 pm
@Ian curtis, thought u were dead. like ur tunes br0.
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The fact that you used the word BROMOSEXUAL effectively in a sentence makes the rest of 2k9 worth living and makes my life in general more meaningful
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted February 3rd, 2009 at 2:27 am
@BROSKI, how does the term differ from heteroflexible?
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i luv all the ppl pretending to hate sports to be “alt”
thats real authentic ;)
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted February 3rd, 2009 at 2:30 am
@niggaplz, Please. Alts don’t pretend to hate sports. We do however pretend not to shop at walmart or watch TV.
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weak post carles
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so, I’m so ALT that I didn’t even remember today was the superbowl until I was reminded by a friend about it.
Yet, you Carles, are so mainstream that you wrote a whole post about it with pics and everything — you know — because people tend to run google searches for the superbowl on the day of. AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!
Unfortunately, I don’t think anybody is searching for “hipster superbowl.” :-p
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted February 3rd, 2009 at 2:33 am
@BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, Totally
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JOHN ALT haha carles you are zany
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