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Manty Hose

(is this the most beautiful alternative male ever posted on HRO?)

[via Stil in Berlin]
When I grow up into an authentic alt,
I want to be a beautiful man.
I want to be a beautiful man in manty hose.
I want to be a beautiful man in manty hose standing at the base of the Eiffel Tower.
I want to be a beautiful man in manty hose standing at the base of the Eiffel Tower being street fashion blogged about.

For the longest time, we have been trying to find out 'what's next' after skinny jeans. Will it be Oops I crapped My Pants pants? Or stepdad/standup comedian jeans? Or leggings? Or ginger peens?

There are just s000 many trends. Kinda wish I had multiple versions of 'me' to experiment a little bit more. Just want 2 stay modern, yall. So many gimmicks have emerged that I don't even know 'what's real' any more. Sort of just wish our government would create an international uniform. It could be colour coded, and we could bail out American Apparel/utilize them as the sole maker of global uniforms. America would be white, China would be red, Asia would be 'yellow', Africa would be black, South of America would be brown, and other generalizations like that.

h8 life. h8 our world. wish I didn't care abt material things.

XX BONUS BLIPPEST BLIPSTER ALIVE XX

I wonder if in the future, all 'black people' will look like this bro. Not sure if I should 'get my eyes removed' yet, or what type of optical lens replacement to look into.

Worried that he's turning into a contorted alt, yall! Is it authentic to 'take iron supplements' or should u just let ur body rot away [via lack of protein {via vegan diet}]?

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except for the mantyhose that guy is actually really fucking hot

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He's very attractive, big fan of the BFGs (black framed glasses), just wish he'd take off the manty hose & the cooch cutters, h& manty hose! You can still get Jncos on the Bay ya know?

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you know im gone for a month or two and this place i s fucking runnin downhill? XM RDIO!? ghey.

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No, Jeff Goldblum alt for the hot.

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The sad thing is that american apparel *IS* the largest us clothing manufacturer already. That fact indicates less about their size or influence but rather the relevant absence of colthing manufacturing in this country.

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vega lives in my basement.

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looks good from the half up/down, not as a complete look. maybe i just don't get it

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hahahahhaha WHAT COLOR IS UR COUNTRY

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someone should shoot that first dude with the manty hose.....he doesnt even deserve to be called a bro

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He's a never-nude! "There are dozens of us! Dozens!" hahaha

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...some people's kids.

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KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!

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More mantyhose plz

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Thoses Martin Margiela are takin over the world quietly.

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What happened to visorbro's paws? How come now there's just regular black human hands?

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