Hey yall! Decided 2 ‘get back 2 my roots’ and stop blogging about bands–instead I will blog about myspacers who are worth blogging about!
I just want to make it clear that these people aren’t bands–they are just myspacers who deserve attention for changing the way we view the world. Myspacers can inspire u. I want 2 inspire u by blogging about them. Yay! Back 2 our roots, yall!
Meet Trace!
keut tatties
He’s a Christian Alt
Here is his About Me section:
my name is Trace Dempsey Cyrus.
THIS IS MY ONE AND ONLY ACCOUNT!!! I HAVE NO FACEBOOK or BUZZNET OR ANYTHING ELSE BUT THIS MYSPACE ACCOUNT! ANYTHING ELSE IS A FAKE. just to clear up any questions.
i was born feb 24th 1989.
im 19 years old.
i keep thinking of you.
i grew up in Ashland Kentucky until the age of 4 then moved to nashville TN.
at the age of 17 i moved to Los Angeles CA.
my dad was my main influence growing up and had me around guitars and music ever since i can remember.
I started a band called METRO STATION with my friend Mason Musso shortly after my move to California.
Not long after the band started i dropped out of high school and have been busy making music and touring ever since.
I love what i do and will continue to do it as long as there are people that love to hear it.
Follow yalls dreams! Any1 can be a myspacer worth blogging about!
Think he was rooting for the Confederacy/slavery in the Civil War
Think he took this on his macbook
Think this was taken a long time ago b4 he got all tattied. Like him both ways. what do yall think?
Vests + Scarves: big in 2k9?
Read on his profile that he’s in a local band
Think he already has a GF :-( Maybe ‘it’s complicated.’
Seems like a real bro who I could chill with. He owns a couple of AZNs, yall! <3
Do yall like new myspacers? Or should I blog more about AnCo?
Don’t 4get to show Trace some myspace love!
http://www.myspace.com/tracecyrus
Previous myspacers worth blggng about (get in touch with HRO’s roots)
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/t/myspacers-worth-blogging-about
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the size of his arms is embarrassing
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//////////Reply by .
//////////Posted February 12th, 2009 at 9:55 am
@xavier, i usually decide whether or not someone is awesome by how big their arms are too. . .
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//////////Reply by XavierDeRosnay
//////////Posted February 12th, 2009 at 4:58 pm
@., I’ve noticed an inverse relationship between “arm size” and “altivity”…
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//////////Reply by lakraze
//////////Posted February 13th, 2009 at 9:37 pm
@xavier,
The belt with the gold pyramid studs is actually cool. Nothing else is.
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hmm. not sure if jesus would approve of those jeans, y’all.
so is he like…a big miley fan? is that where the name comes from?
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//////////Reply by Jessicauthentic.
//////////Posted February 11th, 2009 at 8:47 pm
@thetruthyall, it’s Mileys brother.
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//////////Reply by thetruthyall
//////////Posted February 11th, 2009 at 8:57 pm
@Jessicauthentic., ohhhhh. hm.
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//////////Reply by alskdjalisd
//////////Posted February 11th, 2009 at 10:55 pm
@Jessicauthentic.,
LIES!?!??! How’d he get better teeth?!
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//////////Reply by Jessicauthentic.
//////////Posted February 11th, 2009 at 10:59 pm
@alskdjalisd, different moms?
//////////Reply by evelina
//////////Posted October 14th, 2009 at 4:25 am
@thetruthyall, i think he’s her brother. and he looks like an average scene kid to me, except for the screamo hxc music and etc.
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‘damn’
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//////////Reply by shitinmymouththnxcrl
//////////Posted February 12th, 2009 at 3:32 pm
FUCK.
had no idea who this was until now and now i feel dirty.
you know how your altbro thought it would be funny to wake you up with putting his balls on your forehead… yea it wasn’t funny. that’s this pst.
FUCK.
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I don’t get it. Are we supposed to be ridiculing him or is this simply edu-tainment?
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blog bout myspacers, like me ;)
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//////////Reply by Jessicauthentic.
//////////Posted February 11th, 2009 at 9:07 pm
@avid_ajaxx, and me! Hahaha
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//////////Reply by SilverTell
//////////Posted February 12th, 2009 at 9:31 am
@Jessicauthentic.,
<3 ur constant commenting
<3 ur fake/real bubbliness
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Boy howdy I wish I was christian alt.
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Too bad his image doesn’t match the shitty music his band makes. What a shame. He is not worth the words of this blog.
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//////////Reply by cool dude
//////////Posted February 11th, 2009 at 9:21 pm
@Jessicauthentic., carles you need to start writing about alt-teen boobies, and start right here ^^myspace=awesome fap material
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//////////Reply by Jessicauthentic.
//////////Posted February 11th, 2009 at 9:31 pm
@cool dude, haha. I’ll take that as a compliment.
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//////////Reply by troll#1
//////////Posted February 11th, 2009 at 9:55 pm
@Jessicauthentic.,
how do you feel that the only redeeming quality you have is the size of your fat boobs?
how do you feel that you openly embrace this quality.. not only do you embrace it.. you advertise it.
Get..
in..
shape…
..yall.
//////////Reply by cor
//////////Posted February 11th, 2009 at 10:36 pm
@Jessicauthentic.,
i feel sorry for you… the only thing you have to offer the internet world is your tits. i understand you are 17, so, youre too young to know any better… but dont you have a brain? dont you have opinions and other things that you want to tell the world – all people see when they click on your photos are your boobs.
as a girl, you know what it says to me? low self esteem. yes, i know, this is a website thats all about making fun of everything and everyone – but man…
i hope you grow up, and learn that women have more to offer than their tits.
even if everyone says otherwise.
//////////Reply by Jessicauthentic.
//////////Posted February 11th, 2009 at 10:40 pm
@cor, My self esteem is shit. I have none. Being an ‘internet whore’ is a way of coping. I’ll be okay. I’ll grow up someday. No worries.
//////////Reply by SilverTell
//////////Posted February 12th, 2009 at 9:35 am
@cool dude, *sigh* wish that I could check out Jessicauthentic’s fun pix, but I don’t want to get kicked out of the university computer lab. ugh the naked am appy girl is bad enuff, CRLS!
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//////////Reply by YeyObama
//////////Posted February 12th, 2009 at 5:01 pm
@cool dude,
LOL
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//////////Reply by ugh
//////////Posted February 11th, 2009 at 9:40 pm
@Jessicauthentic., carles you should blog about brokencyde and their fans. like this girl right here.
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//////////Reply by salt
//////////Posted February 11th, 2009 at 9:57 pm
pOst more BROkencyde & 3oh!3
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//////////Reply by Jessicauthentic.
//////////Posted February 11th, 2009 at 10:01 pm
@salt, FUCK YES.
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//////////Reply by anonymous
//////////Posted February 11th, 2009 at 10:16 pm
@Jessicauthentic., you do know we’re all making fun of you, right?
//////////Reply by Jessicauthentic.
//////////Posted February 11th, 2009 at 10:24 pm
@anonymous, I’m not oblivious. I just don’t give a shit what people say//think about me. I stay positive, YES.
//////////Reply by WhiteBlipster
//////////Posted February 11th, 2009 at 10:43 pm
@Jessicauthentic. please stop – for the love of GODBRO!
//////////Reply by tryin2findmyself
//////////Posted February 11th, 2009 at 10:58 pm
@Jessicauthentic.,
ugh
this bitch is so not alt
shes a scenekid
y did she have to find out about THIS site.
This is for the self aware
the alts/hipsters/trendsetters
not lil suburban scene boppers
go away u BITCH!
//////////Reply by Jessicauthentic.
//////////Posted February 11th, 2009 at 11:04 pm
@tryin2findmyself, I don’t have a label. I read what I want to//what entertains me. Damn gurrrl. You ‘hipsters//alts//wtfevers’ got a lot of drama packed in your tiny bodies.
//////////Reply by trying2findmyself
//////////Posted February 12th, 2009 at 3:24 am
@Jessicauthentic.,
wow u r so ghey and totes immature. gtfo nvr come back.
delete this site from your history, take it off of your favs. better yet destroy your macbook you lil tween.
BTW U R STR8 AND UR BF IS UGLIE!
//////////Reply by HIP*GRL4U~
//////////Posted February 11th, 2009 at 11:08 pm
@Jessicauthentic.,
lul i remember seeing your gross nudes all over websites. also, i recognized you because you were one of my IRL friend’s friend, kayla l from manteca and she would always talk about you. thank god she found new friends
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//////////Reply by HIP*GRL4U~
//////////Posted February 11th, 2009 at 11:17 pm
@HIP*GRL4U~, WOULD IT BE A SIN TO POST HER NUDE?
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//////////Reply by Jessicauthentic.
//////////Posted February 11th, 2009 at 11:19 pm
@HIP*GRL4U~, wow, cutting deep. Kayla and I had a good run. Idk what happened.
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//////////Reply by HIP*GRL4U~
//////////Posted February 11th, 2009 at 11:22 pm
@Jessicauthentic., maybe she realized that it was really fggty how she became friends with you on a falloutboy fan club. true story yall.
//////////Reply by Jessicauthentic.
//////////Posted February 11th, 2009 at 11:31 pm
@HIP*GRL4U~, I dig what I dig. Get over it ‘yall’
//////////Reply by (o)(o)
//////////Posted February 12th, 2009 at 3:41 pm
@Jessicauthentic.,
i <3 your boobs. tugtastic!
//////////Reply by PYTITZ
//////////Posted February 13th, 2009 at 6:30 am
@Jessicauthentic., Dont listen to the h8rs u r cool,if i had such nice boobies i would show them too, and dont change ur username!!
//////////Reply by s0 anonymous
//////////Posted February 11th, 2009 at 11:23 pm
@Jessicauthentic., ur kinda fat
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//////////Reply by Jessicauthentic.
//////////Posted February 11th, 2009 at 11:29 pm
@s0 anonymous, I’m absolutely fat.
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//////////Reply by lovebro
//////////Posted February 11th, 2009 at 11:41 pm
@Jessicauthentic., LEAVE HER ALONE! You are lucky she even showed her ample cleave BASTARDS!
LEAVE JESSICAAUTHENTIC ALONE!…..Please. SHE’S A HUMAN! (ah! ooh!)
//////////Reply by Jessicauthentic.
//////////Posted February 11th, 2009 at 11:54 pm
@lovebro, <3 u. Keepin’ the peace.
//////////Reply by anony69
//////////Posted February 12th, 2009 at 2:03 am
@Jessicauthentic.,
stop h8ing yall
welcome entry lvlrs with open arms
srry jess(non)authentic but stop replying to all the replies
makes you seem like a complete idiot/d-bag
I think you should enter a fake email and start fresh as a hro cmmntr
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//////////Reply by tryin2findmyself
//////////Posted February 12th, 2009 at 3:02 am
@anony69, stfu fggt
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//////////Reply by George
//////////Posted February 12th, 2009 at 7:27 am
@tryin2findmyself, i agree, post some fanny
//////////Reply by до свидания
//////////Posted February 12th, 2009 at 6:46 pm
@Jessicauthentic., i feel unconformable about seeing crummy HRO commenters IRL personas via introspective myspaces. ciao.
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//////////Reply by shinster007
//////////Posted February 13th, 2009 at 9:27 pm
@до свидания, weed makes me uncomfortable
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//////////Reply by AnonAnonymous
//////////Posted February 12th, 2009 at 7:33 pm
@Jessicauthentic., flamingtaco v2?
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//////////Reply by scrunch socks
//////////Posted September 12th, 2009 at 11:07 pm
@AnonAnonymous, goddamnit. i got here too late! jessicaauthentic already deleted her myspace account. its only been 9 hrs. thats a record for hro.
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Man i hate bros who go out and get totally tattooed all at once. it’s cool that Miley and Dad paid for his tats tho.
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//////////Reply by Articuno
//////////Posted February 12th, 2009 at 5:04 pm
@Kareem, Why do you think he never wears a shirt? Trying to show off y’all!!!
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WTF IS GOING ON SERIOUSLY – we’re on a particular train and than he throws is off with this shit. i thought we were getting somewhere. i thought a new planet of thought was being explored & an opposition of ideas and concepts were being exposed and traded. a real economy of authentic ideas was emerging.
am i suppose to worship this altbro for being a douchbag with 100K myspace douche friends that are eating his dellusional bullshit?
fuck that – yall wonder in this here parade of delusion but shake out the fraudster nuggets with your human pan
hannah beth is quitely complacent and speachless in her abused over exposed hype life of photo shot modeling. she’s done – she couldn’t even have a conversation about radiohead and probably thinks anco should use her as a model.
Bjork would not touch this guy –
Regina Spektor would not touch this guy –
Fiona Apple would not touch this guy –
Feist would not touch this guy
my mom would not touch this guy –
my gay brother would not touch this guy
FAKE
I want to blow up the HRO servers
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//////////Reply by goodtimes
//////////Posted February 11th, 2009 at 9:01 pm
tell your gay brother that his brother is gay.
also, you should consider the possibility that perhaps you may more than likely be needing to shut the fuck up.
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//////////Reply by SilverTell
//////////Posted February 12th, 2009 at 9:43 am
@goodtimes, chill, bro
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//////////Reply by anonypoo
//////////Posted February 11th, 2009 at 9:15 pm
@WTF, E-Z there, bro. sometimes, you’ve got to “know where you’ve been” to “know where you’re going” or something. this “look back” doesn’t feel half as “authentic” as it could but I’m enjoying this survey of the developmental stages of this douchebro’s personal brand. look at him in that 3:00am photobooth light where his tatties are but mere outlines, through the weirdness that is that band pic where the photographer said “give me attitude yall” and that fat dude lost his mind and MileyBro is all up in Prince’s white boots, all the to the “I am Miley/Miley is me/We are Miley” phase where he’s wearing some AZN lady’s hair and hiding out in the bat cave. we’re so young. we live so fast. I can almost hear “back of the van” via Freddy Falkes again.
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//////////Reply by Switters
//////////Posted February 12th, 2009 at 2:22 am
@anonypoo, “and that fat dude lost his mind and MileyBro is all up in Prince’s white boots…”
L0L
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//////////Reply by SilverTell
//////////Posted February 12th, 2009 at 9:44 am
@anonypoo, LOL
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While ur at it, bring back “let’s get vulnerable.”
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//////////Reply by SilverTell
//////////Posted February 12th, 2009 at 9:47 am
@Explosion5000,
“HRO CARES
HRO GIVES A SHIT ABT U ‘AS A PERSON’
HRO IS HERE 4 U” – The CRLmarkS
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more anco!
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BOOORRRRRRING
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It’s my 18th birthday on the weekend. I knew I wouldn’t be seventeen forever. What a shame. Although at my mega-party I’m going to get my DJ friend to play some Metro Station.
I love shaking my booty to the crunk stylings that are Metro Station. *Shake* *Shake* uh SHAKE IT! yeah
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//////////Reply by SilverTell
//////////Posted February 12th, 2009 at 9:49 am
@m.s. ‘fan’, atleast mnstrmrs know that
“Shake It” > special version disco
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a horse i will never ride on.
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I was skeptical at first, since this is about as ad hominem as the site gets and the dude literally has a target on his chest, but then I clicked through and realized that yes, this guy must be stopped. He is literally one half-comprehended book and a record that actually recoups it’s advance away from having a personal brand that is positioned to help define altbagdom for the next generation. Plus, there are two pictures of him endorsing non-consensual slavery and neither is more than 1/4 ironic.
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//////////Reply by dax jax
//////////Posted February 12th, 2009 at 11:07 am
@Sam, yeah, if altbagdom means “looking like a guy in a Guns N Roses cover band in 1990″.
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Oh scene kids, trying to transform into authentic alts. You still have terrible taste in music, abuse every fashion trend, and are generally the bastard child of all things alternative and independent.
This goes for Trace and his Scene Queen gf.
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//////////Reply by at
//////////Posted February 11th, 2009 at 10:05 pm
@Learn to Read, agree….they do steal trends that do not belong to them…and ruin it for the rest of us….like they ruined the ame aprl and it hasnt been worn ever since one of those pathetic scene kids starting wearing them….so dont be caught with one of those…or u’ll be called a scene kid…FUCK scene HOES!
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//////////Reply by Anoneeeemuce
//////////Posted February 12th, 2009 at 5:07 pm
@at, Half the sorority girls/EXTREMELY entry lvl kids at my school have AA hoodies…
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//////////Reply by Learn to Read
//////////Posted February 12th, 2009 at 6:23 pm
@Anoneeeemuce, All the sorority girls at my college use Deep Vs to screen print their sorority logo on. It makes sense, as it is the only wholesale t-shirt that shows cleavage
Carles,
cant lie. h8′d u 4 a week now.
thought u were blogging total crap.
h8′d what u said about Uffie that 1 time.
but now, im back 2 <3′ing u.
miss Myspacers Worth Blogging About.
its what got me hooked 2 HRO in the first place.
thnk u thnx thnx much.
keep up the improved-work.
<3,
josé
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Is it just me or have Youth Group Hipsters been multiplying like bunnies? Wholesome bunnies.
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//////////Reply by SilverTell
//////////Posted February 12th, 2009 at 9:54 am
@Yeah Right Radio, Christian book store Christianity is a disease on our CULTure. s00 not meaningful. just Da Vinci code. omg it’s all a lie. read CRLmarkS and be set free.
“religi0n is the opium of the people” – HRO
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//////////Reply by Learn to Read
//////////Posted February 12th, 2009 at 6:24 pm
@SilverTell, “religi0n is the coke of the people” – HRO
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WTF Carles. Run away from that root rot real fast bc I’m not likin’ this one bit. This isn’t Hot Chicks w/Douche Bags!
“I keep thinking of you” …? “Dropped out of high school”…? What a winner. Just like this post.
You picked up the pace with “Did yall watch the Grammys?” and then you lost it again! :( I know you have it in you Carles. Don’t stop believing.
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//////////Reply by --
//////////Posted February 12th, 2009 at 10:06 am
@umno, the dude posts whatever comes to mind. remember he has a jawb/a life outside of this blog. also, don’t 4get he could post a month str8 of shit u “h8″ but you’ll keep coming back. . .
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//////////Reply by umno
//////////Posted February 12th, 2009 at 11:42 pm
@–, Are you sure Crls has a job/life outside of this blog? I’d believe it if he were takin’ his [OWN] authentic partie pics :)
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Yall we need moar REM stuffs about losin’ religion, no pseudo/ facade stuff like mahspace.
Moar autnetic
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//////////Reply by Sam
//////////Posted February 12th, 2009 at 4:59 am
@Teh Anomususses, Totes. Let’s only pay attention to people w/ real feelings [[Via Implied Self Mutilation/Authentically Thrifted Clothes]].
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//////////Reply by SilverTell
//////////Posted February 12th, 2009 at 9:56 am
@Teh Anomususses, yeah totes want m0re meaning in my existence and authenticity [via meaningful authenic films like Waking Life.]
“2k9 is time to get serious, yall” – 1st black prez
“just wanna figure this all out” – Matrixbro
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love myspacer’s worth blogging about…. glad its back…
best part, reading all of this guy’s fans, er… the girls who want to loose their virginity to him. its precious. that cyrus family must be stopped. i had no idea miley had a brother in the biz. uggghh. when will they go back to the redneck hole they crawled out from? i dig theyre representing their personal brands but theyre racist twits with no talent, and thats not okay.
really though the comments to him are so lovely, specially the legions of girls who wish they could be whoever the fuck his girlfriend is.
puuuuke.
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carls I’m crazy about this post, you made me laugh
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this place fucking smells like tween spirit.. this meme was wake then and is wake now… h8 h8.. <3 music commentary and jessicaauthentic is a veiny breasted fatty… oh and i have no respec for highschool drop out.. how cant you get through highschool.. and oh i h8 the band.. did i mention h8 fuckin alts that took the scene route to get here
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//////////Reply by Jessicauthentic.
//////////Posted February 11th, 2009 at 10:26 pm
@h8rbro, Haha. Too bad this basically makes no sense. Why is everyone up in muh grillll?
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//////////Reply by h8rbro
//////////Posted February 11th, 2009 at 10:31 pm
@Jessicauthentic., my name says it all h8ing is the name and if you cant read my stream of consciousness style of righting get some more edumacation.. dont drop out of high school!! did mention there is no point in responding you will get hated on… take it as a form of celebrity and move on
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//////////Reply by Jessicauthentic.
//////////Posted February 11th, 2009 at 10:35 pm
@h8rbro, Alright. Moving on.
missed yew, myspacers with blogging about.
way to get back in touch with your original fans, Crls. (L)
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//////////Reply by Anon
//////////Posted February 11th, 2009 at 10:54 pm
@hipster scum,
I just want Simply Colby. Or Isaak Mexican back. Or was it Hector Mexican?!
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//////////Reply by lawlcatz
//////////Posted February 11th, 2009 at 11:30 pm
@Anon, h8 how ‘progressive’ crls has become.
Miss the old HRO.
Gonna build a time machine.
Who’s cumin
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//////////Reply by cor
//////////Posted February 12th, 2009 at 2:56 am
@Anon,
i found simply colby a while ago, and tried to send him a letter via my myspace, because you know, i just totally wanted to say whats up, and since we both live in chicago, i figured why not. hes soooo scene. rilly i just wanted to know where he hung out so i could laugh my ass off but, apparently to send colbs a message you have to be his friend first!
HOW CRUEL!
i hope our next myspacer is as much of a winner as the old ones. i miss the old ones.
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This post is fantastic. See what happens when you stop posting about AnCo for a bit, Carles.
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//////////Reply by Abby
//////////Posted February 12th, 2009 at 2:01 am
@Semblance,
quite nice.
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ocrls
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but when he puts on a blond wig he turns into a total MNSTRMr
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//////////Reply by yoooooo
//////////Posted February 11th, 2009 at 11:05 pm
@dan-onymous,
this is the only comment in the post worth reading
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//////////Reply by dan-onymous
//////////Posted February 11th, 2009 at 11:30 pm
@yoooooo, thankies
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Kute denim leggings [via Lindsay Lohan's life]
Weird how he actually looks gayer now than during puberty.
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//////////Reply by May
//////////Posted February 11th, 2009 at 11:21 pm
Line****
h8 my mac ryte now
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blog about MEEEEEEEEE
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REMEMBER WHEN I PISSED ON THE ST???
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/05/i-3-classy-alternative-broads.html
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theres my myspace yall…
here r some zany pics 4 yall 2 use wen u blog bout me
http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/25/l_b4fbe11d323e60cda14ccae2bd070622.jpg
GNO!!!
http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/57/l_1dc929be39644fd990d7da48e72356a0.jpg
AHOY THERE CAMEL TOE!!
http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/54/l_23716aceb7364a02ab8aba0482a6629e.jpg
IF I LICK MY TEEF IT MITE HIT HARDER
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//////////Reply by h8rbro
//////////Posted February 12th, 2009 at 1:13 am
@lizzbitch, GTFO
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//////////Reply by lizzzbitch
//////////Posted February 12th, 2009 at 3:12 am
@h8rbro, FK U, U DIRTY MAN FUCKIN PIECE OF SHIT PILE OF DIRTY DIRED UP CAMEL PUSSPUSS. I WILL GET BELIGERENTLY DRUNK AND ASS RAPE YOU AND YOUR GF OF 2 YRS U PILE OF DONKEY SHIT. U DISGRACE
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//////////Reply by adhd
//////////Posted February 12th, 2009 at 6:43 am
@lizzzbitch,
woah, slow down there, pussycat!
Crls, blog about her!^
Trace sounds awful like a palin-esque name
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EW METRO STATION
hes dressed and tattooed like a member of some death metal band and hes in that electrobnoxioushit band for 13years old scene sluts
(i’m not saying death metal<electrelectrobnoxioushit band for 13years old scene sluts, also cause it’s basically the same)
plus his previous gf was Melissa Marie (scene queen, member of Millionaires) but he dumped her cause she isnt famous enough?!
so now hes with that Hannah Beth broad, another scene queen, i’m an artist model internet celebrity friend or ex friend with jstar bullshit.
INTERNET CELEBRITIES YALL!!!
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Think he was rooting for the Confederacy/slavery in the Civil War
lawlawlawl
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carles, srsly. cut this shit out its gay. and I mean that in a nondiscriminatory, cut this shit out sort of way.
h8 how you’re branding us with the metro stations.
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If I quickly flip [via Alt+Tab] between Carles’s fabulous AmAppy ad (white pants, not shower dude) and Jessicauthentic’s MySpace pictures, does that make me tween/chub/child pred? Could I go to jail?
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//////////Reply by Jessicauthentic.
//////////Posted February 12th, 2009 at 12:31 am
@OldGuyReadingHRO, definately.
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//////////Reply by thehousemartins
//////////Posted February 14th, 2009 at 11:30 am
@Jessicauthentic., totally/f’real/word up.
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Yeah, he’s kinda cute, but too fucked up.
I’m sure he loves to get fucked in his skinny ass. But, it lacks the required muscle tone and mass for me.
Anyway, I know we AltTards are suppossed to hate sports and beleive me I generally do, but can it be “authentic” to like watching some Soccer games if just of for the naked Nationalism and some of the of the nice bodies?
I think so! BTW, as far as AZNs go, Koreans are about as unappealing as they come, but some of the dudes on the S. Korean national soccer team are almost authentic. I know they don’t have a cock to speak of, but they could still be a fashionable accessory; and a nice bottom.
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//////////Reply by tryin2findmyself
//////////Posted February 12th, 2009 at 3:05 am
@BigAltCauc, R U A GHEY? I AM TRYIN 2 FIND MYSELF AND I THINK I LIKE AZNS 2. WHICH AZN SHUD I BUY 2 TOP ME? A CHINABOI OR A FILIPINO?
HELP ME BIG ALT COCK
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//////////Reply by lawl
//////////Posted February 12th, 2009 at 3:19 pm
@BigAltCauc, oh dear mr
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//////////Reply by thetruthyall
//////////Posted February 14th, 2009 at 5:55 pm
@BigAltCauc,
miss u
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now post most mexis/altinos worth blogging about
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don’t really give a fuck about this bro. fuck this
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<3 u myspacers wrth blogging abt. Met my best friend, myspacer colby myspace.com/thestudmuffin. colby moved to chicago and is now my godbro. thxxxxx
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yes yes yes yes bring back the myspacers
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its about time
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GHETTOTECH!!!!, wait, wht is ghettotech, does that mean he is from a geto?
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THIS BRO NEEDS TO KEEP FOLLOWING HIS DREAMS AND NEVER GIVE UP. ITS NEVER TOO LATE TO BE 19, CHRISTIAN, AND IN A POP-PUNK BAND IN LA. THE DREAMS OF SUBURBIA WILL NEVER DIE. LONG LIVE CHILIS. THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN.
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this post is hilarious.
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yo, most of the people commenting on this blog are a fuckin joke. i’d like to think ‘crles’ is just a smart bohemian capitalizing on souless bitches like yourselves without actually being one with what you represent. i sleep tight at night knowing that once i get back home to the SF mission ill be knocking you fairies out by the dozen in your “am appy”.
fucking culture killers.
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//////////Reply by cold legs
//////////Posted February 12th, 2009 at 11:03 am
@rudeboy mcbwaan, why are there so many losers like you that comment here/do not understand satire? don’t you have some “fairies” to “knock out”??
gtfo and die.
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hey, what’s the next level from entry-level?? how the fuck do you upgrade from that? I’ve been stuck in it for fucking two years now.
I n33d answrz ya’ll.
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//////////Reply by daffy
//////////Posted February 12th, 2009 at 12:23 pm
@adhd, get some hanes long johns, like trace.
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is it too late to start a party pic site?
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//////////Reply by Switters
//////////Posted February 12th, 2009 at 3:29 pm
@MENACE MODE, looks like you already have.
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authentic hipster runoff… miss u
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i hoep designer drugs and lazrtag remixes him so i can blog about metro station 2.
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//////////Reply by Rose
//////////Posted February 12th, 2009 at 11:39 pm
@missingtoof, love yalll guys!
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this guy is pretty much why i stopped going to “dope” partiezzzzzzzz
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First thing I thought when I saw the first picture was “aww, I feel sorry for the poor ugly girl….she looks like a guy.”
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some1 poast that jessica girls nudez plz. i would let her dryhump me :3
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feel ‘bad’ 4 jessica. hope u guys stop ‘flamin’
cant we be hapy about ‘traditions??’ lyk thanxgiving, sort of
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2007/10/new-andrew-darko-video.html
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N E1 ELSE PEEPIN HIS U(rbn)O(ftt) $$16 shoes?
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Carles you ghey
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why must kentucky give itself a bad name…we have uhhh, the guy from apples in stereo here…and this one cool bro, but he moved to canadia.
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Carles is back
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Why Trace Cyrus, of all people?
I gotta admit that this post was good, but still, he is blah… :/
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Give me nudes!
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duuuudeeee thats a fggt!
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guh trace=0% authentic
s0000 easy to be a ‘rockstar’ when yr whole family is
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thats miley’s brother and billy ray’s son. i met thier whole band recently and i didnt know who they were but thier apparently pretty famous. everyone in the band was nice and they tried to get me to get weed for them
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Yall,
Trace is a piece of spicey jesus alt christian meat
with his tattieeeeeeeeeeeees
And the DIAM0NDDDD
so SC3N3 indie alt! YALL!
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trace cyrus looks like the offspring of mr. ed and theodore from alvin and the chipminks. his mere existence makes me want to vomit/cry/have explosive diarrhea/laugh till the cows come home all at once.
not only is the entire cyrus clan rather unfortunate looking, they seem to suffer from delusions of grandeur. all of them actually their pathetic “music” is enjoyable to anyone over age 12 or with a brain bigger than the size of a brazil nut.
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YOU’RE FAT.
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