After the success of AltBro vs AltBag, Carles continues to push the limits of HIPSTER RUNOFF by asking relevant, thought-provoking questions. In this edition, he asks if this group of tweens is a POPULAR TWEEN BAND (like the alternative Jonas Brothers from Southern Cali) or A Group of Bitter Pokemones who ran away from home in search of a better/more liberated life?
What do yall think they are? Plz justify ur answer, for example
“They are probably one of those bands that MTV forces down ur throat even though they are pretty ghey, kinda like Tokio Hotel.”
or
“They are pokemones whose parents kicked them out of their house for have 2 many bisexual relations and being too fruity. Parents from the Mexi part of the world just don’t understand.”
What do yall think?
Previous pokemones coverage
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/02/punks-or-pokemones.html
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/////Are pokemones the new Entry Level Alts?
Do yall think that pokemones are more authentic than entry level alts cuz they are ‘more sexual’ and ‘just wanna experiment’ more than they want to ‘buy tween accessories’?
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more pokemons
pokemons with boobs
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man i hate those scene fucks theyre so obnoxious and annoying
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solid post carles
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They look like Operator Please. But.. they’re not.
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sadly i know those peepz irl…ian nicholas, michelle lin, isaac mexican, melody dojo, dominic andrew
fuckin LA…h8 u.
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//////////Reply by Sgt. Jesus
//////////Posted February 15th, 2009 at 8:23 pm
@lily, i bet you were one before
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That shit is dumb gay.
& that butch has some nasty drawn on brows.
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anime anime! cmon!
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poke-memes!!
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above=worst hro comments ever.
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brokencyde from
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/12/the-crowning-achievement-of-mexicaltsaltinos.html
They are a walking pupu platter of what trends have been ‘hot’ in the past 5-10 years. -HRO circa 2008
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Pokemones because the second one from the right looks like the female Pikachu …without the keutness
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Definitely pokemones.
Pokemones are the new emos. lol…
Ponceando will lead to mono(nucleosis), eventually… so I hope that this fad doesn’t last too long.
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they can’t be runaways…the gurls are too big to be livin on the streets. they got a momma feedin them. feedin them CARBS.
but i am reluctant to say they are marketable enough to be a tw33n band…
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group of pokemones with dreams of being a popular tween band…
pokemones are half way between entry -level alt and emo. try to be authentic, and party loving like the alt; but very bi-curious like the emo…..
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hey guys I have a new gimmick. it’s something along the lines of WASHED UP BLOG WITH AN AUTHOR WHO IS “PAST IT” or MISERABLE REMNANT OF PREVIOUS SUBLIME GENIUS?
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GROSS!!!
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ugh what
at least the emo-lookin chicks we have up here are skinny SOMETIMES
latinas are usually great but these gals are wack
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i think it’s a cast photo from teh upcoming “Dream Grrrls II: Pokemones Edition”. It’s very “dramatic” (h8 “dramatic”).
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pokemon brokencyde
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Why you call them POKEMONES?.
In Chile we called POKEMON to people that looks like them (but they listen Reggaeton, who is even more pathetic)
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eew gross.
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what’s funny is the boys are seriously more female looking than the girls.
lose weight bitches. yuk.
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This is the final evolution.
Peruvian+Pokemone
http://www.loserpower.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/subirfotoshi518gw6.jpg
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