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After the success of the HRO Gimmick altbro or altbag, HRO has continued to crossbrand this game/gimmick. In today's edition, we are asked to guess whether the Mexicalts pictured are PUNKS or POKEMONES. For a better definition of the pokemones sensation of tween bisexuality, read this old post.
[Photo via SBATVC]
Please justify ur answer to receive a meaningful email from Carles and a $20 credit to your paypal account.
For example,
"They are punks because they don't care about anything kind of like that NO AGE band."
or
"They are pokemones because they probably only care about vanity and being tween bisexuals without educations."
WHAT DO YALL THINK?
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If u didn't find this game fun, please visit the previous game BLIPSTAZ or FGGTS? (Kanye West + Black Rat Pack RMX).
Comments
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@Dvdi, Someone's an entry level netizen who just picked up The Voice today.
@CiscoBro, how sad
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they are pokemones because they are dressed like popular band the kissin pikachus and have not so meaningful spikes on their heads
its pretty obvious they are MEXICANTS
Pokemones. They will probably tickle eachothers clits with that hair they got goin on.
u can tell they r pokemones because the 1 on the left is in the beginning stages of groping the 1 in the middle on the way to full-fledged making out. this particular group prob refers to themselves as 'team rocket'.
pika pika
are lolita shades the new shutter shades?
I am beginning to think that everytime Carles writes/posts an e-mail he received about some specific racial fad/stereotype, he waits until there are a few comments in, then posts as an anonymous reader admitting something like "wow, you hit the nail on the head" or "that was the story of my life until 2 yrs ago" to gain credibility, since the majority of his blog readers are white, none of them REALLY know what it's like to be a Blipster/Altino/MexiAlt/Etc. they just think because AltBro and AltBag (the same thing marketed as "different" in a VS. post by Carles himself) are so "spot on", as in, a douchebag or a fratbro dressed in AA was difficult to pin, that the others must be too.
This is just one of the ways Carles makes up his own hype: you can read more on my website if you click my name.
Although this is only a theory, so what do you think? Do you agree? Do you think Carles will blog about this comment? Do you think that because I am self-aware of commenting on a self-aware blog that it'll be ignored as a "self-aware altbag" or some new catchphrase? How many "bucks" would you bet on this comment not getting any replies
@A THOUGHTFUL REMARK, I think the whole commentariat is secretly Carles. At least in the "beginning of 'Malcolm X'" sense.
@A THOUGHTFUL REMARK, fuk u im blip as shit
also also
im blackanese
im hines ward
i think theyre confused punks...
they got hair like pokemones but that bitch on the rights wearing a subhumans tee shirt so theyre definitely confused
pokemones because they are MEXIS and don't have enuff saftey pins//ripped leggings (or are they supposed 2 b ripped panty hose?)
after about two comments this becomes pointless. they are not punks becuz punk died at an avril simpson concert like 4 billion blog years ago. they are bi tweens, just like the rest of us
@thetruthyall, fair 'nuf
entry level punx, not enough leather, studs or acne
weak post carles
@um, i love you
@evan, love you too
@um, thanks
You can't put 3 Latino Punks together and not have Morrissey on a T-shirt. This makes me think pokemones. Although the one on the right appears to be wearing a Subhumans shirt, so I could be wrong.
@CiscoBro, you bring up authentic points. make up ur mind tho (just tryin to get the most meaning from ur cmmnts)
get on your pokemon fsg, subhumans are future pokmeons 181-183, debuted in the futureworlds deck in 2004
def pokemones.
The lights radiate off of their mocha skin in their favorite club as they watch Ladytron//Klaxons//MGMT (their favorite group).
They maybe also have diabetes, a sure fire way to tell if someone is mexican.
They are fat
ah man. if there was a more tattooed, pierced pic, you could call it a stegosaurexican
definitely pokemones
punks sew their own pants and cover their body with adornments
these kids have outfits that look like it came from Forevers 21s + Walgreen's hair product aisle
they are pokemones because they don't need crystal castles. they don't want alice glass, just some alice ass.
definitivamente pokemones ke horror, lo sorprendente es como se detienen los peinados??? hahahaha, tal vez nunca veran esto.
someone loves streetcarnage
I hope you fools realize being all "hipster" and whatever isn't going to save you racists. You'll just end up bitter, armed and living in rural Idaho like the rest of them.
pokemones. the one on the right is the most evolved form.
Pokemones. The girl in the Subhumans shirt is trying to cover it up cause she can't afford an MIA or Santogold one yet. Also they are wearing mantyhose which means they are confused about gender identity issues.
punx b/c spikes or hawks + boots
PUNK B/C THEYRE 'LARGE AND IN CHARGE'
goin with pokemones cuz a) they has no tr00 band patches/shirtz/pinz/etc. by which to assert their punk identity and b) they is obviously rich kids cuz they had time/money to do their crappy hair instead of busting ass at the local mom&pop vegan/organic restaurant to pay for community college or their dream of opening a halfway house for transgender teens or playing The Pist covers in parking lots. i's done.
this is the second time you ripped something off from STREETCARNAGE.
theyre punks cuz the subhumans shirt, thats punk or not?
punk's not dead
Ick.
Тhey are as pokemon as mainstream pokemons such as Piccachu and the Steve Aokimon.
Found your site on yahoo
Found your site on yahoo today and really liked it.. I bookmarked it and will be back to check it out some more later.
I must say nice work guys
I must say nice work guys .keep up with your good work.We always look forward to your work.
I never thought of that this
I never thought of that this way .. good writing.
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