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Should I get my tongue pierced?

I recently saw that teen sensation, Drew Barrymore got her tongue pierced.

It kinda reminded me about the past, and when people took personal branding choices 'more seriously'/didn't overanalyze them. Kinda wish we could go back to those days, and just appreciate things for what they are, and not 'overreact'+crucify people whenever they implement a trend.

Just want 2 go to a tattoo shop and have a tatted up bro stick a sharp rod through me.

Should I just get buzzed and try 2 pierce my friend's ear?

Just want to express myself and date top tier alternative celebrities. While u might think Drew Barrymore is a mainstreamer, yall should think again cuz of her alternative dating resume. Or is she just the product of alternative men who 'want to bang a mainstream broad'?

She dated the Mac Guy -- Justin Long

Viral Video director, Spike Jonez

She started the 'dating a Stroke' trend [via Fabrizio Moretti ]

h8 yall Agyness Deyn + Albert Hammond Jr [via Green Aggs and Ham]

She also dated the most innovative comedian of the past 100 years, Tom Green

So will yall get a piercing or what?
Who was the hauttest dude that Drew Barrymore dated?
Will we ever find as many altLovers as she has?

Comments

joe's picture

i have a big boner

Dvdi's picture

Me too

fuckhead's picture

i love tom green.

anony's picture

@fuckhead, proof that this blog has gone mainstream.

michael's picture

@anony, ironically calling this blog mainstream is proof that you're so meta.

coors Light's picture

sumtimes i tug 2 dru. its not a big deal. evryone does.

hhhhhhhhh's picture

<3 drew
kinda wana get my tongue pierced but my rents r being ghey

sarah's picture

she should def date THE CRLS next

el fggt's picture

carles, carles, carles...
carles.
drew barrymore?
she's not alt enuff for hipster runoff.
this is a new low good sir.

SilverTell's picture

@el fggt,

You're right. The whole post was contrived, but

"It kinda reminded me about the past, and when people took personal branding choices ‘more seriously’/didn’t overanalyze them. Kinda wish we could go back to those days, and just appreciate things for what they are, and not ‘overreact’+crucify people whenever they implement a trend." was good. "She also dated the most innovative comedian of the past 100 years, Tom Green" was also good.

I'm fine with funny and contrived. Not funny and contrived is worrisome. We worry abt our CRLS. We love him more than Colbert or Conor Knighton bcuz he 'gets us.' He 'gets' this brave new world we're living in. He's not some product of VIACOM or Al Gore which is really important to meaningfulcore bros. XM&pizza ads pay his bills, but we forgive him bcuz he's just being ironic/"has to get paid"/isn't still living off his parents like us.

CRLS, we're here to help/worship/critique you/merge our personal brand with yours. We worry about you because when your personal brand suffers so to do our personal brands. We <3 u a consumercore way.

Maybe you could take Sergio's job from Infomania's Sergio's White Hot Top 5. You'd be wayy funnier. You'd no longer be alt, but that's okay. We'd forgive you the way we forgave Feist. You just have to remember to be charming and humble like Kanye.

Just don't flirt with mstrm. R u trying to be Radar/Best Week Ever? This post was awful.

CRLS, we're here for u (as long as you don't continue to suck.) We <3 u (conditionally.)

anony's picture

@SilverTell, Drew is may not be completely alt but she gets a pass. Tom Green? Please.

penile colony's picture

carles get ur dru barrymore pierced

if u kno what i mean

u wont bc u suck

panchizzy's picture

yo bro. beer me one of those brew darrymizzles

Entry Level Alt's picture

am i the only one that hate fugly bitch barrymore.......once a fat ass always a fat ass

the only thing i didn't hate her in was E.T.(best movie ever?)

до свидания's picture

@Entry Level Alt, i agree she looks lik she had a stroke and she talks retarded.

Da Truff's picture

if you are a single male actor or indie band member under the age of 30 and you move to or visit 90028, you have to date drew (or at least nail her a couple of times). its the law.

unpierced's picture

Piercings and tattoos are mainstream now. A survey a couple of years back said that 48% of people age 18-29 have tattoos or piercings somewhere other than their earlobes. Since a majority of people have body mods, it's not alternative, it's mainstream.

http://wcbstv.com/national/tattoos.piercings.tattoo.2.268810.html

Ness's picture

Tom Green is a robot

blurter's picture

i had my tongue pierced once. Had it for a few years, then got over it. It's fun to play with. But when you get a piercing or a tatt, you are getting a new 'look' and people will categorise you automatically.

blurter's picture

and tom green is the most innovative comedian of the last 100 years? Come on! What about the Marx brothers? Andy Kaufman? The Monty Python boys?

bb's picture

drew barrymore is a 90s alt icon, dont take that away from her

Grandma Death's picture

Drew Barrymore's not only acted in, but also produced one of the greatest alt films of all time.

Donnie Darko.

Idiots, all of you!

mrboatshoe's picture

My bum is on your lips!,My bum is on your lips!!...sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedish,sweeeeeeeeeeeedish! what y`all kno abt that?

lstrhi's picture

Amen.
Donnie mf'n Darko.

And don't u forget it

Melknee's picture

1993 nose ring
1997 eyebrow ring
2k7 lip ring
2k8 septum piercing
2k9 tongue ring???

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