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Still worried about contortedAlts


[Photos via lookbook]
Isn't it kinda crazy how alts are becoming so 'jacked up.' Not sure if we come out of the womb that way, or if we are 'trying to look interesting/tragic in photographs.' Maybe a lil bit of both. I know it's hard to understand this concept since we're all so different on the outside, but we're actually all the same on the inside. We all have 'bones and organs and cells inside of us.'

Just kinda worried about our bone structures. Not sure if yall realize this, but there are things inside of our body which keep us alive. We need to consume healthy stuff 2 keep us 'strong' and healthy, kinda like vegans except with meat. U need 2 do stuff like take vitamins, and go on long runs, and avoid fried foods and pizza.

If u don't get all of the nutrients that u need, ur body might start 2 'fuck up' and u will look 'jacked up.'

Do I need to drink more MILK?
Should I join a gym?
What can I do to prevent myself

Just kinda scared of the future of our world. What if our bones become Crystallized [Via crystal castles seinfeld meme]?

Worried that I'm not getting enough sun.
Worried that I'm not getting enough calcium.
Worried that I'm not getting enough iron.
Worried that I'm not getting enough Vitamin C.
Worried that I'm not getting enough protein.
Worried that I'm not getting enough exercise.
Worried that I'm not getting enough bro quality time.
Worried that I'm not getting enough love from my divorced parents.
Worried that I'm not getting enough tugs.
Worried that I'm not getting enough CLIF bars.
Worried that I'm not getting enough non-dairy frozen yogurt.
Worried that I'm not getting enough time away from the computer.
Worried that I'm not getting enough time in the wilderness.
Worried that I'm not getting enough 'life.'
Worried that I'm not getting enough Fish Oil / St. John's Wart.
Worried that I'm not getting enough cholesterol medicine.
Worried that I'm not getting enough XANAX.
Worried that I'm not getting enough Lexapro.
Worried that I'm not getting enough ___________.
Are yall worried about yalls health?

do u have seasonal allergies? // seasonal depression?

Are yall scared about 'getting older' and 'losing ur swagger'?
What r u doing 2 deal with 'growin up' or r u 'just gonna die young or live 4ever'?

Comments

dax jax's picture

What is so "alt" about these people? These are fashion-types and club kids. They've been around, with their skinny contorted nightclub poses, ever since Andy Warhol invented the discoteque in 1965.

Garrick's picture

@dax jax, Yes, but there are too many Warholites for it just to be skinny kids. Our generation's veganism may relate to REAL BONE ISSUEZ.

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Hannah's picture

Worried I'm not giving enough meaningful tugjobs :~/

G's picture

I had 1 sparks on Friday and i am still awake is this normal

Hannah's picture

@G,

Sparkz miss u <3

daffy's picture

.scary..

gosple's picture

"im only good at being young"

Jessicauthentic.'s picture

They are going for ugh fashion poses. But it's minus the high fashion.

Jessicauthentic.'s picture

@Jessicauthentic., fuckn iPhone. Oops.

Jessicauthentic.'s picture

They are going for high fashion poses. But it's minus the high fashion.

tao's picture

they look good, should model pro scoliosis ads

meh's picture

i like to starve myself, use drugs that raise my heart rate, never eat before 4pm, and wear levi's 510 super skinny jeans.

a model of perfect health.

cold legs's picture

@meh, u mean after 4pm? pro-tip : eat in tha morning bro

Garrick's picture

@meh, you really should use fair-trade, organic skinny jeans, like from AA, dewd, thats not kool.

Home Based Business's picture

wops.. scared right now

Garrick's picture

i have seasonal depressions, the winter is making me super sadd like Bon Iver.

chas's picture

This is my favorite time of day: Blog Radio is over and XMU goes back to being good.

mhem's picture

Is this real life?

Jessicauthentic.'s picture

@mhem, no way. It's a contorted way of life.

WhiteBlipster's picture

@mhem, I have two fingers......

12341's picture

its a material world just be healthy and chill
and dont eat at arbys

LAAAA's picture

I'm worried I won't get enough 5-hour energie ='(
Don't want to end up contorted yall

Entry Level Alt's picture

i have a Chili's gift card with unlimited funds so i eat there for breakfast, brunch, lunch linner and dinner.....am i making healthy/alt meal choices

Boner's picture

is "working out" alt?

May's picture

@Boner,

no just go vegan/starve

до свидания's picture

if u weight more then 100 pounds (girl) or 120 (boy) u arent worth even looking at.

Internuts's picture

@до свидания, tru dat

wish id been poorly nourished in my tweens instead of meatz and sportz :(

anonny's picture

yall, i'm tryin to lose "weight" so i can be keut.
i cannot afford to 'do blow' off my gigapet
any tips?

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The first one is from the ebay store SpanishMossVintage !
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hey yall's picture

this isssss an eppydemic yall

matt adams's picture

when i was born my sternoclatomastoid snapped off my collar bone where it was supposed to be

and re-anchored to my clavicle, scarring and calcifying
way contorted, dudes

peas's picture

<3 jogging

Martial Development's picture

yo vitamin d is out
bonez are for geezerz
stay real and keep it bendy yall

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