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I was reading the internet weblog the cobrasnake, and I saw that there were people doing this new drug called POPPERS. Not sure what it feels like, but I’ve heard that it was been big for a long time in the Ghey underworld subculture. It is apparently some sort of liquid that u ‘huff’ and it makes u feel free for 1 or 2 seconds. Not sure if that’s how it works. does n e 1 know?
I have done no research into the effects of poppers, but from what I can gather:
- poppers cause a momentary moment of brain damage / mental retardation
- poppers are kind of like cocaine because u inhale it
- poppers are kind of like huffing gasoline because it makes u ‘free’
- poppers have no negative effects
- poppers make nights more meaningful
- poppers can fuck u up more than alcohol
- poppers are not as chill as marijuana
- poppers don’t facilitate epiphanies, kinda like acid/LSD
- u can’t do poppers off ur iPhone without breaking it/causing water damage
- poppers should only be used by kidz above the age of 10
- poppers are a cheap, easy way to have fun with a group of friends
- if u do too many poppers, ur brain will start to come out of ur nose
- doctors sometimes feed babies poppers to ‘chill them out’ right when they pop out of the womb
- Barrack Obama is working on an anti-popper campaign targeted at tweens in the Midwest
- poppers are not as bad as meth for society
- poppers can be ur bro, but u have 2 be chill.
Has n e 1 who reads this blog done poppers?
Can yall describe what they feel like?
Just trying to experiment b4 I get old and die.
Want to ‘feel’ every possible feeling on Earth before I die.
“u only live once.” -The Strokes
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62 Comments
love u crls. love u poppers.
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//////////Reply by Zac
//////////Posted July 29th, 2009 at 2:13 pm
@zing,
She looks like shes from the 70’s in the pics, For all your poppers posted worldwide and descreet at amazing prices i suggest you go to http://www.topofthepoppers.com Original formula Rush, Liquid Gold, English guaranteed genuine and secure.
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Are poppers like the jalapenos poppers, but just the juice only?
Sorry Crls can’t do anything that can’t be put on my nannie/iphone. It’s like a status thing
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They make your butthole feel ‘free’.
lol
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//////////Reply by BROSKI
//////////Posted February 16th, 2009 at 10:55 pm
@*Jesse,
one night my bro tried poppers
and the next morning he woke up dead
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//////////Reply by danru
//////////Posted February 17th, 2009 at 4:28 pm
@BROSKI,
“one night my bro tried poppers
and the next morning he woke up dead”
–he woke up dead? How do you wake up dead? If you’re dead, you shouldn’t be able to wake up….
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//////////Reply by Eddie
//////////Posted February 16th, 2009 at 11:40 pm
@*Jesse, as a ghey who has tried poppers, i can definitely corroborate the butthole part. it’s mostly a sex drug among the gheys
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//////////Reply by $$$$$$$$$$$
//////////Posted February 17th, 2009 at 8:22 pm
@Eddie,
1 nght my bro tried poppers and he woke up with his asshole stretched the fuck out
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//////////Reply by anELEPHANTlivsABOVme
//////////Posted February 20th, 2009 at 11:46 pm
@$$$$$$$$$$$, your `Bro` shold have remembered the ol` addage – allagator mouth with a hummingbird ass- im sure he would have flipped.
I had enough with poppers the moment I accidentally poured it in my nostrils (via dancing). Burnz y’all.
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Jalapeno poppers w/marinara sauce totally make you feel free for 1 or 2 seconds! TGIF hahaaa
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//////////Reply by fuckface
//////////Posted February 17th, 2009 at 10:40 pm
@umno, Arby’s jalepeno poppers are way better. Sweet sweet jelly dip.
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wait, was is that?
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poppers enhances your butthole stretchers. good if you need rectals for extra storage space (or similar)
elns.
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don’t try this at home kids
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Losing me Crls…. can’t be believe you have to ‘ask’ what amel is like – it is the gate way drug for all Auth-Alts.
It’s like the biggest head rush you can imagine, slight dizzyness, and then you are fine after 10 secs.
Oh, and it also ‘opens up your anus’ as a wise person once said to me.
P.s. Don’t get to fucked up and then drink it like 2 of my friends have done.
<3
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from wut i understand, poppers are big in the ghey sex circuit, or used to be (via 2k). i gess maybe now hipsters do them. good for buttsex i always thot (NOT THAT WOULD KNOW)
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In the UK everyone does poppers when you’re 15 years old. Then you discover cider. Poppers are funny as hell. You do it about 30 times in a row, then get a headache. Thats about it.
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once when i was in a bar in london, this boy handed me a vile, i thought it was blow, ended up being poppers. then the dj started playing born in the usa, so i got up on the bar and started dancing. can’t remember much else.
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//////////Reply by sandi
//////////Posted February 16th, 2009 at 9:49 pm
@littlesparrow, the same thing happened to me, but this was at a bar in the east village in the 80s, and the song was “candy-o.”
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//////////Reply by dax jax
//////////Posted February 17th, 2009 at 10:36 am
@littlesparrow, “Vial”. He handed you a “vial”, not a freaking “vile”.
Fuck’s sake.
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//////////Reply by hdizza
//////////Posted February 17th, 2009 at 8:15 pm
@dax jax, u mad?
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If poppers open up ur anus does that mean u poop? Is it poopers or poppers? Idk Im kind of afraid 2 try it if thats what happens, that would be rly embarassing.
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dennis hoppr tells me popprs are good w/ sum PABST BLUE RIBBONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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//////////Reply by jeff
//////////Posted February 16th, 2009 at 8:25 pm
@Poppycock, well played!
luv poppers, great for us powerbottoms
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//////////Reply by shouldertothewheel
//////////Posted June 3rd, 2009 at 7:49 pm
@Poppycock, baby wants to fuck blue velvet! or should i say….. “the boy” wants to fuck blue velvet??? ;)
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lots of gay men take poppers while receiving anal sex.
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sounds funny… is it possible to buy some on the internet cuz i never heard of this in Canada ?
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//////////Reply by cumputer
//////////Posted February 17th, 2009 at 9:49 pm
@corey, yeah they’re available online. just search for ‘amyl nitrate’. i think they’re kinda cheap. idk if they’re available in canada, but i know its legal to get them in the states. sex shops used to/still do sell them.
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//////////Reply by luv
//////////Posted February 19th, 2009 at 11:44 am
love the smell of this stuff. i always have a bottle open at home to deodorise the room of that nasty weeds smells from the bong juice in the carpet.
also,
**TIP** .. from a seasoned professional:
dip the end of a an unlit cigarette into the bottle, then just leave the cigarette in yo mouth, yo. huff it down.
don’t smoke it til it’s all evapourated though. that shiznit’z inflammable/flammable. burnt faces are not cool, just like burnt faeces are not cool. aka i hate it when people turd mission my front doorstep. grrr!
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Did u dirtify ur video head? The bath house doesn’t play blog house, yet.
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Poppers are just something from the ‘disco scene’ that no1 wants 2 cum back, like AIDS or polyester. It’s the less-punk way 2 sniff glue.
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//////////Reply by el fggt
//////////Posted February 17th, 2009 at 12:21 pm
@Garrick,
disco is back y’all
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i take poppers to escape reality.
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I think you can buy these bottles in sex shops am I right ?
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//////////Reply by fuckface
//////////Posted February 17th, 2009 at 10:43 pm
@bobbie, yes but you don’t refer to it as poppers. You refer to it as over head cleaner. Or tape deck cleaner. Or VHS cleaner. Then you sniff it all. night. looooong. And you feel like your head is full of nitrous and your anus is ready to be violated.
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ive tried poppers before and yall feel fished out!
i was infront of safeway and i saw some homeless ppl huff poppers then i saw a guy run out with a platter of food and the security gaurd caught him then i saw a couple of guys get handcufffed.
crazy safeway in the castro yalll
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//////////Reply by Jessicauthentic.
//////////Posted February 17th, 2009 at 12:16 am
@2k9yall, <3 the Castro.
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//////////Reply by trying2findmyself
//////////Posted February 17th, 2009 at 2:19 am
@Jessicauthentic., GET THE FK OUT OF MY AREA YOU HEFFER
AND LEAVE 2K9YALL ALONE!!! SHE DOESNT WANT TO DEAL WITH YOU OR UR SHIT..
U R JUST A HORRIBLE LIL TENNE BOPPER WITH A STR8 UGLIE BF. GET LOST
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//////////Reply by lovebro
//////////Posted February 17th, 2009 at 3:39 am
@trying2findmyself, wow chill on the cyber bullying
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/01/is-hro-a-cyber-bully.html
//////////Reply by Jessicauthentic.
//////////Posted February 17th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
@trying2findmyself, you’re pathetic.
I did my research.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amyl_nitrite
Technical termz, y’all!^^
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poppers aka amyl nitrate aka jungle juice aka rushhh, very popular among melbourne australia auth altzzz. no long term effects. you can buy it for about 25 auz dolaa in sex shops. nitrous oxide+poppers = radcore.
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//////////Reply by Whit Blipster
//////////Posted February 17th, 2009 at 12:37 am
@cho., Pretty sure there are no authentic Alts in Melb (Via Gheeeey city)
Sydney Reprezent
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//////////Reply by pete
//////////Posted February 17th, 2009 at 9:33 pm
@Whit Blipster,
very pop in Oz…
apparently Ghey’s leave the cap of when poo pushing and the scent floats around.
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//////////Reply by cho.
//////////Posted February 18th, 2009 at 7:32 pm
@Whit Blipster, syd-neigh. is totes. ghey. melbourne is sooooo much more lively. the clubs are better. there are less fggts. its just better.
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//////////Reply by trapdinsubrbiabroad
//////////Posted February 20th, 2009 at 7:55 am
@cho.,
thought I was the only 1 from melburn who ‘got’ hipsterrunoff
who are you?
I did poppers a few times .. but let me tell u this… if you put some cold spray (it is used to relax muscles, especially by athletes) into a plastic bag and huff it immediately, it gives you the same effect with the poppers ;) it is really fun and lasts for about 20 secs ..
however, as poppers do so, if you do it a lot, it may give you a headache.
huff responsibly!
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reminds me of ‘NUKE’ from the blockbuster cinema
ROBOCOP 2.
/get ‘fucked up’
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probs less painful than putting a nitro snapper up ur nose, but idk for sures.
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uhhhh….. right.. poppers have been around for years… this post is so not interesting. it’s like writing, “Hey, I heard about this drug called ecstasy today. You know, and I hear it’s popular for people to take at clubs and stuff. You know? I wonder what it feels like. Hmmm.”
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//////////Reply by ruphus
//////////Posted February 17th, 2009 at 9:47 am
@James fucknuts,
This is my major issue with current hipers “yall” – They think nothing happend before 1984.
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//////////Reply by ITotallyYouKnowGetIt
//////////Posted February 17th, 2009 at 8:07 pm
@James fucknuts & rufus,
Uh, sarcasm y’all?
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1 or 2 seconds? Ghey. Speed is what’s up. Gets you going all night.
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my friend tried a popper once, 3 years later, hit by a car
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//////////Reply by DNK
//////////Posted February 17th, 2009 at 1:09 am
@uglygirlzarntpeople, hahaha
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//////////Reply by bobbie
//////////Posted February 17th, 2009 at 3:03 pm
@uglygirlzarntpeople, LOL
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they also have poppers at ‘Fridays I hear
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//////////Reply by el fggt
//////////Posted February 17th, 2009 at 12:23 pm
@uglygirlzarntpeople,
yeah boieee. i luv 2 sniff the jalapeno!
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Typical AIDS infected “FGGT’s” talking about doing this stuff.
Why do we have to be alt? Can’t we all just do bumps off our iphones and be happy???
end.
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//////////Reply by el fggt
//////////Posted February 17th, 2009 at 12:24 pm
@Mark,
how dare you question all that is alt.
you poseur.
you must not be authentic.
also, not all fggts have aids bro.
in fact, the aids is NOT restricted to homosex.
aids is an equal opportunity disease.
and bumps off the apple product?
SOOOOOOO 2K8 Y’ALL
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this one time i hit this guy with my car 3 years after he did a popper
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my uncle timmy showed me how to ‘proper popper’ and we had a fun time in the shed n stuff. but now my head kinda hurts when i see the color of urine.
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pprz are a rough nasty hit. Feels like your face is swelling/heating up, you feel drunk and giggly for about 10sec. Not worth the black holes in your brain. Never pooped though. Maybe I need to do moar?
Moar pprz?
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//////////Reply by el fggt
//////////Posted February 17th, 2009 at 12:26 pm
@bitcr,
maybe we should just get drunk then. cause like if you get drunk u feel drunk for longer than 10 secs.
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The girl in the pic looks like she is trying really hard to inhale. She loves that floor cleaner chemical smell. Authentic.
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only do poppers when youre on E its legit.
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Da-da-da dizzy
also called Jungle Juice..good for sex i hear
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all the people on here like ” POPPERS HELL YEAH” remind me of when i was a tween and was drunk off one beer. JUST DO IT (coke)
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This is what they were doing in It’s Always Sunnie in Philly, yall.
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Poppers make you laugh uncontrollably about absolutely nothing for like 10 whole minutes straight!
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poppers are generally muscle relaxing if inhaled.
basically they’re acid. like battery acid.
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Poppers are the closest thing to a true aphrodisiac. They are very safe. Been around for hundreds of years in one form or another. Have used them for many years myself. There’s more info here: http://www.allaboutpoppers.com/
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//////////Reply by el fggt
//////////Posted February 17th, 2009 at 12:27 pm
@Boyd,
this must be why u think they’re safe then, cause you got them popper holes in yo head, yo. swizzzzzz cheez brains y’all.
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foppers make you fart…
please stop farting on the dance floor… it ain’t right. I’m just trying to shake my booty.
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That girl in the picture should purchase a gun with one bullet and aim the barrel in her nose and pull the trigger. Everyone around her will feel fantastic.
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LOL @ “new drug called poppers”.
In 1985 I was lying on my back in my friend’s bed and tried them.
Advice: Don’t sniff poppers when you are lying down. When it spills all over you, it’s stinky and cold and a total buzzkill.
Also, don’t do them while dancing. I’ve seen people faceplant into the floor. You just can’t play that shit off.
In fact, just don’t do them …unless you’re about to get fucked up the ass and want to be able to take it without crying like a punk.
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//////////Reply by pete
//////////Posted February 17th, 2009 at 9:36 pm
@Dusty,
hahahahahahhaahhah
thats the best
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LOL are you serious?
Poppers aren’t exclusively Ghey – sure they digged it but we used to use Poppers back in the 90’s techno scenes to chase ecstacy ^-^
Never by itself. And it’s definitely not new. In fact I thought it had faded into distant obscure memories – like mine…
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Oh and don’t listen to 1985 boy –
They’re best used while dancing + with ecstacy…
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So, basically, what you’re telling me is that this girl is gaping her as away in this very picture? That’d be sexy if she were one bit cute.
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WORST HEADACHE EVAAAA! Brain was like gonna explode, basically like Vix vapour rub x 1000000000000000000 bitches >:D
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did it once. felt rejected by my friends. quickly put that experience behind me.
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Poppers should always be combined with other drugs, coke, XTC, Alcohol and Weed + Poppers is the best I guess. Poppers alone is boring, smells like glue, propably is glue.
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THIS SHIT IS THE NEW GLUE FOR yALL the BROss
in My country u can find it in the SeXy Shops
and the contend of the bottle is some kind of leather cleaner. The feel when u sniff it is like sniffing GlUe, but not exactly. U feeL a wave after that some goosebumps
it’s like your head wiLL eXplode soMething like thAt
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One time a gay couple and my friendz hippy mom gave me poppers. My face got hot. I felt good. then I wikipedia-ed them and got pissed
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is dis teh stuff dat makes u ‘walk on sunshine??’
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i like poppers while doing sex u should try it.
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Lol well i tryed them for the first time today…
Asoon as u sniff (Make sure i sniff oen nostral then change and sniff iwht other)
You like feel reeeaaaly light headed like our gonna fall over and you find everything funny for about 2 minutes
Its awsome!!!
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I use poppers when my boyfriend gets tired of my vagina and wants to spice it up by doing me anally… it loosens me up and relaxes me because he’s kinda big… i need it!
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poppersucks
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fvck you scumbag hipster lowlives! ur all idiots pretending to be something because its trendy or “cool man” “hey man, thats chill” “hey man you wanna go listen to some cool none-mainstream music? cause main stream anything isnt cool man!” fvck all you jack @$$es your all idiots
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BTW, It is GAY ! not ghey !!
and: GET A LIFE !
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poppers is so hectic amazing while having sex, it enhances every little feeling and makes it feel soooooo awesome, best thing its not addictive yet once you’ve tried it u never wanna go without lol :) try this, for a woman, just before you cum, take a biggg sniff then get your guy to lightly strangle u lol sounds hectic, but o man it makes your orgasm last so long :) have fun people :P:P:P
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It feels like the muscles in your neck and entire head are drums. And your head wants to fly off your head like a rocket. It only lasts a few seconds. But it’s a nice rush. Hence the name, Rush! I heard about this from gay men, I didn’t know had came to the hipster side. Anyway, I’m waiting to try this in sex, I’m sure it will be amazing. Snort responsibly kids!
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