Yall. I was reading a mainstream pop culture blog, and I saw that one of M.I.A.’s friends messed things up for her by posting a pic of her baby before M.I.A. sold the baby photos to Pitchfork Magazine for $500 and 10 guest passes to Pitchfork Media festival.
h8 our modern world where snark bloggers ‘get vulnerable’/cruel and post pix of the kids of ppl. Wish they’d leave the kids out of it.
I know whenever some1 alt has a baby, u can’t help but wonder what type of Alt the baby is going 2 b.
What type of Alt will M.I.A. Jr. be?
a) altbro
b) altbag
c) altbaguette
d) just a bro
e) mainstreamer
f) pokemone
g) mexicalt
h) blipster
i) guidocore technobro
j) baby with links to terrorism
k) raver bro
l) Max Fischer kind of bro
m) Christian Bale audio meme
n) Keut Alt AZN
o) some bro who reads HRO
p) a blogger
q) gonna go to design school / liberal arts prep school in 17 years
r) mainstreamer alt who watches a lot of BRAVO
s) Ironic Coffee Shop Employee Alt
t) Pizza Alt
u) Choose.Your.Own.Response
Congrats, MIA! We were the first blog to blog about your song “Paper Planes”!
Glad the Grammys helped make u+ur baby a meme worth blogging about for all mainstreamers and alts.
We finally did it. We finally have a Prince to the Alt Throne.
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//////////Reply by Yeah Right Radio
//////////Posted February 18th, 2009 at 11:21 am
I’m just kinda disappointed the baby isn’t multicolored or pixelated.
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By the time M.I.A.’s baby is grown we will have all new categories of alt.
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//////////Reply by Garrick
//////////Posted February 17th, 2009 at 4:19 pm
@dreamsgrass, he will prolly hang w/ the NeanderthAlts! http://reason.com/news/show/131717.html
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//////////Reply by Katze
//////////Posted February 17th, 2009 at 4:46 pm
@Garrick, nice.
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l) Max Fischer kind of bro
(first comment to actually comment on the post)
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//////////Reply by dreamsgrass
//////////Posted February 17th, 2009 at 4:10 pm
@omar delarosa, actually i beat u by a few seconds..
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//////////Reply by jacques cousteaubro
//////////Posted February 17th, 2009 at 4:50 pm
@omar delarosa, his first tugjob will be from mrs. calloway (via 2k1998)
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Who cares about her baby. It’ll probably end up being just like her. Scummy-looking and pregnant with yet another minority’alt’.
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//////////Reply by moralsbro
//////////Posted February 17th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
@Jessicauthentic., ethnicism is not cool bro. since there is no such thing as race…
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//////////Reply by Balthasar
//////////Posted February 17th, 2009 at 6:52 pm
@Jessicauthentic., at least not a fattie.
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//////////Reply by trapdinsubrbiabroad
//////////Posted February 20th, 2009 at 8:11 am
@Jessicauthentic.,
go. away. jessauthentic.
ps carles when are you gonna do cmmnts worth blogging about??
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He will probably become the next “it girl,” and the first one 2 be a boy. The world is changing.
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an am app alt who will be linked to terrorism while supporting some war because it feels as if it’s opinion matters, and becoming a repub to go against the grain.
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a blogger with a side of baby with links to terrorism
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probs omniAlt. hope he gets his own twitter soon.
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Indianwolfbro was right. He will be the 1 Alt to rule them all. He is the alt The Coldplays’ prophesy foretold. Chris Martin “used to rule the world” because Prince to the Alt Throne has been born. Spike Jonze’ new movie “Where the Wild Things Are” also pays tribute. Prince to the Alt Throne will be a masked dj worth blogging about by age 5. His overexposure and drug habit from part of the weekend that never died will put him in rehab by age 13. He will vlog his rehab experience. We’ll stop caring and he’ll die in the Sri Lankan clusterfuck at age 17 filming his debut documentary.
Or he’ll save us from the 2k12 Apocalypse/Matrix/ SkyNet and usher in the era of Alt when everything will be meaningful and authentic and zany and never gimmicky or neon! We’ll elect him President of the World [via 2k12] after The Rapture takes all the alt christian bros to heaven but b4 Luciferbro Bales Out.
Actually we’ll probably just forget about him tom tom when CRLSbro makes us laugh about something nu
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//////////Reply by indianwolves
//////////Posted February 17th, 2009 at 6:10 pm
@SilverTell trueX2, but add in some sweet<3babies to continue to RoyalAltLineage.
p.s.i am an indianwolvesGRL!
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FIRST POST.
ps shes going to be a bale meme
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4 year old baby DJ touring with MSTRKRFT and Lazaro
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhuFBu-czM0
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i almost cryed wen i heard Diplo wasnt the padre. ;(
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pregnancy funds terrorism
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art school alt who will be too paid to actually really have to go to art skool [via, MIA doesn't fukk up her career by then]
he will be the next lenny kravitz, whatever that means in the 2kfuture
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super into sabbath as a kid, gradually getting into more hard stuff, ending up in a napalm death tribute band.
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pokemone
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//////////Reply by colander
//////////Posted February 17th, 2009 at 9:04 pm
@acrosstheuniverse, she would never let him
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raver bro most deff. or dj bro
you’ll see him chillin with tiesto in a few days, no worries
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baby SURI
helps us heal
sleeping
damn you Travis
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yall, what would happen if m.i.a.’s baby is neglected bc of her ‘getting back to business’ and lilbabyalt turns into an ‘apathetic/rebellious’ toddleralt, like this boy?
http://www.chinasmack.com/videos/2-year-old-child-smokes-curses-in-sichuan/
is this littlebro’s swag competish for the future career of Yung M.I.A.? im worried. he’s already behind his peers.
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a blispter because the father is black, and its gonna be as alt as MIA is she would never let him be mainstream
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//////////Reply by George
//////////Posted February 19th, 2009 at 12:55 am
@George, wai a min is that the baby?
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