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A New Breed of Female Blipster — The M.I.Alt

Photo via Lookbook


I feel like males dominate Blipsterdom, since it is easy for them to adapt to new styles. However, most girls who are alt and want to be blipster-core have a more difficult time showcasing their personal brand. Fortunately, mainstream hiphop star and multiple Grammy & Oscar award winner, M.I.A. provided a template which they could use to springboard their personal brand.

This is the M.I.Alt. I just hope that females in the Africalt-American community feel more ‘empowered’ than previous mainstreamers who feel like they have to adapt to hiphop stereotypes. Not every1 has 2 be a ‘video girl’ doing some sort of dance that showcases ur figure. The blipster aesthetic is generally unisexable, so hope that every1 who wants 2 b ‘themselves’ can be ‘themselves.’

“Blippin Ain’t EZ.”
-blipsters who are made fun of bc their pants r 2 tight

Have yall ever seen n e MIAlts out in public?
Or are most African American Female Alts trying to look like their white group of AltFriends?

Previous blipster coverage
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/t/blipsters


XX BONUS CRITTER CRAWLING UP MY BELLY XX


I like keut kritters
and my fave indie label is Paw Tracks
home of Animal Collective, Panda Bear, and Ariel Pink
therefore I created a metaphorical trail
a path worn by a cute lil critter
from my birth hole
up my body
A new life.
And I took the road less traveled by
and that has made all the difference.

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27 Comments

  1. *Jesse
    Posted March 6, 2009 at 11:23 am | Permalink

    First?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qs6u3at4jTw

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  2. Posted March 6, 2009 at 11:30 am | Permalink

    can’t see shit captain

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  3. monster
    Posted March 6, 2009 at 11:40 am | Permalink

    worst post ever

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  4. Sandra
    Posted March 6, 2009 at 11:41 am | Permalink

    TROISIEME

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  5. octopus magic
    Posted March 6, 2009 at 11:56 am | Permalink

    hate them both so much but i am in a bad mood today

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    //////////Reply by teehee
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    @octopus magic, its ok i am too, started the period, very crampy

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    //////////Reply by daffy
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    @teehee, <3 u birth hole

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  6. manbaby.
    Posted March 6, 2009 at 11:58 am | Permalink

    I see a lot of white grrrlz trying to be m.i.altz, and they just look like prostitutes, or retardedz. paw printz is kinda doable, and her tat isn’t as bad as my ex’s. H8 her.

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    //////////Reply by *Jesse
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    @manbaby.,
    I see a lot of white grrrlz trying to be m.i.altz, and they just look like prostitutes

    LOLOLOLOL

    so0 tru

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  7. Posted March 6, 2009 at 12:31 pm | Permalink

    that girl looks like shes either 14 of has a head too big for her body

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    //////////Reply by me
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    @xavier,
    i think she’s a lil person
    i thought that her head was just pasted on
    till i realized her hands were similarly disporpotioned

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  8. Posted March 6, 2009 at 1:15 pm | Permalink

    As alts, guys, do you think we try too hard sometimes? When do you know when 2 say when [via glasses without lenses]? I feel like I need a lifestyle editor sometimes. Feelin kinda fragile today.

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    //////////Reply by manbaby.
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    @Von Colander, sometimes we do try too hard, but it always works out in the end…. even when yr bros think yr a little ‘too’ alt and grrrlz refer to you as ‘ omgz that treEeEendy guy named [name]!!! he’z s0o00o0o0o trendyyyyy!’

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  9. Posted March 6, 2009 at 1:16 pm | Permalink

    looks strange in the pic…

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  10. et
    Posted March 6, 2009 at 1:27 pm | Permalink

    http://www.boston.com/lifestyle/family/blog/2009/03/my_tween_says_im_embarrassing_him.html

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  11. triunfando
    Posted March 6, 2009 at 1:36 pm | Permalink

    wow, about five years too late for this post, carlos

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  12. triumpirate
    Posted March 6, 2009 at 1:55 pm | Permalink

    THIS is ALT

    http://beefandsage.com/2009/03/bulletstorm-4-episode-ii/

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  13. Posted March 6, 2009 at 3:38 pm | Permalink

    after viewing this post earlier i was very disturbed by the MIAlt because she looks so OMG wtf and she PRETTY MUCH ruined my day. so I had to promptly take a nap and wake up 3 hours later to post abt it.

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  14. LonelyStoner
    Posted March 6, 2009 at 3:41 pm | Permalink

    i can see my sister slowly turinin into an MIAlt, i think Rhianna started her of by dressing sorta alt for R&Bpop… as she turns Alt so will her friends, and i will soon be getting some blip tugs from her friends tryin to seek authenticity.

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    //////////Reply by cj's
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    @LonelyStoner, day n nite

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  15. Posted March 6, 2009 at 3:58 pm | Permalink

    carles– starting to typecast urself. keep it real, homie

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  16. anonamy
    Posted March 6, 2009 at 5:52 pm | Permalink

    lol lol lol gr8 poem.

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  17. Seany
    Posted March 6, 2009 at 5:56 pm | Permalink

    critttter craWWleeeez!!

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  18. bob
    Posted March 6, 2009 at 10:13 pm | Permalink

    no i dont think this really happens 2 much

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  19. anonymous
    Posted March 6, 2009 at 11:18 pm | Permalink

    carles ur soooo cutoff from the ’streets’ the m.i.a.s totally got the m.i.a. look from ‘urban streetwear, which is :alt :: alt: mainstrm.

    until m.i.a. blackgirl blips just dressed like their whitegurlalt friends, but now ‘ghetto’ is ‘cool’

    kelis was the original m.i.a.
    http://i20.tinypic.com/fk3095.jpg

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  20. cold legs
    Posted March 7, 2009 at 12:50 pm | Permalink

    that tat2 is so0o0o ghey.

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  21. holy shit
    Posted March 7, 2009 at 9:50 pm | Permalink

    Someone tell Kesh she has a Swedish twin.

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  22. rosie
    Posted March 7, 2009 at 11:23 pm | Permalink

    <3 MIA. actually have a whole outfit dedicated to her crazy alt style for “going incognito” with shiny things like heavy gold chain and bright things etc athough I am white and shop at target & thrift stores. Not into urban look at all, & h8 most mnstrm brands trying to copy MIA &the rest of 80s trend after so many years. Esp h8 when i see mnstrm peeps dressed in it head to toe brand new from the mall. & American Apparel Afrika print designer owes MIA so much.

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  23. xvcj
    Posted March 8, 2009 at 1:35 am | Permalink

    lol if u aint black dont talk smack

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  24. FNGRBNGR
    Posted March 8, 2009 at 6:56 pm | Permalink

    Lul’d out on the Robert Frost ending

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  25. Posted March 10, 2009 at 12:53 pm | Permalink

    mia is sri lankan,not black. weird how she is adopted by blippys disenfranchised with rap culture, previously the only altblacks i knew were really into goth and probably gay. theres a girl at work who talks all day in a corny stereotype ‘black’ voice and grammar like out of a 90s movie, then i find out she is mostly Samoan. maybe she needs som mia to find a new identity and stop talking about baby mammas. she also attends the renaissance festival on a regular basis. i do not yet know what her medieval name is.

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  26. kinda keut azn
    Posted March 11, 2009 at 6:06 pm | Permalink

    get with the times carlo, that’s not new at all, it’s old. dem mia blipstaz blew up like the bay when paper planes started playing on the MTVs and in stoner movie trailers.

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  27. anna
    Posted May 6, 2009 at 12:02 am | Permalink

    keshhhh

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