Yall. I was reading some blogs that still think Time Magazine is ‘important’, and that their ‘list of 100 important people’ is important/relevant. From what I understand, the guy who designed the popular Search Engine and Music Blogging Service ‘Pitchfork Media’ was awarded a slot.
I think the Pitchfork bro’s anonymous blogger name is ‘Ryan Schreiber.’ From what I understand about Pitchfork, there is actually a staff of writers who write under the name Ryan_Schreiber. So I think it’s kinda unfair that he gets to be this ‘important person’ when it’s actually a lot of ghost bloggers writing 4 him. Don’t think that’s what journalism is all about, yall.
None the less, his formula has worked. Can’t believe P4k was started in 1995. I wasn’t even born then. Shit. Does this mean I need 2 keep posting on my MP3 blog for 10+ years and I will be guaranteed 2 be ‘as big and relevant’ as pitchfork.blogspot.com?
Kinda jealous of him. Need to feel more ‘relevant.’
i think it’s kinda weird how u can ‘rate’ him. Think it might be some sort of metaphorical panopticon pyramid scheme when it comes to Pitchfork Ratings. Like 4 all of these years, he assigns buzzbands numbers, but now we get 2 assign him a number. Makes u realize that u can’t rate everything cuz every1 is different.
Also kinda weird how this anonymous blogger got to become so relevant, and now basically controls ‘reality’ according 2 independent-ish musicians and altbros. I guess that’s how it has always worked, except now the Pitchfork Blog Site has replaced ’stupid magazines that u can’t click on cuz they are printed on paper.’
Kinda wish I had started 4chan so that I could become very influential on the internet. Feel like I am trapped in the long tail, yall. Need 2 do more to ’set myself apart’ and ‘build a community of followers’ who ‘identify with my brand.’
confused. I think if u look at the top people, u realize that the only people who are important are meme-driven politicians, people who have shows on TV that Baby Boomers+GenXers watch, and people who have ‘relevant internet websites.’ Need 2 build an ‘internet community’ that ’supports me’ kinda like ‘tween girls who read Twilight’ or something.
Sad that Time’s Person of the Year isn’t going to be ‘me’/'YOU’ again. Sad that they had to focus on ‘real famous people who do important stuff’ again and they couldn’t highlight the state of our modern society and our reliance on the internet 2 express ourselves.
Who do yall nominate 4 HRO’s Person of the Year?
Who should win Person of the Year for 2k9?
Do yall think people who ’support Obama’ for these ‘awards’ are ass holes?
Starting 2 realize that Ryan_Schreiber might be the most relevant alternative celebrity of all time.
‘Just trying 2 sell magazines so that we don’t go out of business.’
-Magazine Editors Creating Gimmicks and selecting Hot Sluts 2 b on their Mag Covers
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also lol 4chan
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//////////Reply by yooooooooooooo
//////////Posted March 30th, 2009 at 10:37 pm
@bro,
don’t you mean ebaums, rules 1 and 2 fggt
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//////////Reply by woah woah woah
//////////Posted March 31st, 2009 at 8:05 pm
@yooooooooooooo, dont bring yr rule shit here motherfucker, fuck off brah
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Kanye for POTY. Either him, or the bro in the AmAppy ad who was wearing like, a pink leotard soaking wet and was hairy and making stupid faces.
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//////////Posted March 30th, 2009 at 7:20 pm
@von colander, 2nd the am appy d00d
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this fucking bro? http://i.americanapparel.net/storefront/images/detail/serve.asp?media=RSANS400_FluorescentPink.jpg
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damn
sweet last name
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frick pitchfrork to the extremest of the Beofwep
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surprised this article traded in the cristie castle for some bearded bro. what up carles, you starting to lose yr altboner for alice glass?
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Douglas Haddow. do yall remember when he pre-hacked HRO [via 2k8.7]?
kinda think he made GenX/BabyBoomer suburban liberals ‘aware’ of the alternative memesphere [via AdBusters].
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i’d nominate tax return skank
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so sad that ppl in our society read pitchfork in order to ‘find out about bands on average four years after they are relevant.’ can’t believe moot was nombre 1. funny.
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//////////Posted March 30th, 2009 at 10:02 pm
@tragedy in toyland, is moot really in there?
hes such a fggt
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//////////Reply by yooooooooooooo
//////////Posted March 30th, 2009 at 10:37 pm
@louis, m00t is a fggt. bring back WT snacks yall
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//////////Reply by anonfag
//////////Posted March 31st, 2009 at 4:52 am
@yooooooooooooo, fuck you, go back to gaia and enjoy your AIDS!
calling rule 34 on hro.
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what the fuck is a moot?
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//////////Posted March 31st, 2009 at 12:58 pm
@eevvaann, wtf is a interpol
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haha moot. surprised anyone in the world but me would know about EBAUMSWORLD and hro.
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//////////Reply by trevor
//////////Posted April 1st, 2009 at 5:32 am
@sf,
i love eric bauman
EBAUMSWORLD!
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who is moot?
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moot is the guy who invented memes
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a m00t iz control of relevant elephant.
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Relevant Elephant are the Finest Purveyors of Rock Steady Hip Hop Mambo!!
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