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As yall know, I am a tween who attends an upscale private school with an emphasis on the performing & liberal arts. The tuition there is close to what some dumb people pay for a semester at their state university/community college. My parents aren’t the wealthiest people–fortunately I am on scholarship at this school. Sometimes I don’t fit in with all of the other rich, entitled kids, but it makes me work harder to be the best without the cushion of rich parents.
My mom is a little bit on ‘the free spirited side.’ She is one of the most active parents at school, and has formed many relationships with teachers and leaders of on campus organizations. I h8 to say this, but I am kinda embarrassed when we drive up to school in our old mini van, and then when my mom gets off the car sometimes. I feel poorer than the rest of the kids when I am doing a good job of fitting in, even though I don’t have all of the tools 2 fit in that other kids have. Wish my parents made more money. Want 2 fit in
Just sux. I ‘love’ my mom, but at the same time, kinda wish she would realize how important a personal brand is, even when ur a tween.
Just do me a favor and drop me off a block away from school, mom. If u loved me, u’d understand.
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21 Comments
First! H8 tween and moms. And I really h8 tween moms.
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//////////Reply by Pavimento
//////////Posted March 17th, 2009 at 11:23 am
@John Anova, yeah specially tween moms.
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//////////Reply by Jennifer
//////////Posted March 18th, 2009 at 1:18 pm
Your parents are dumb for paying the same tuition for middle school that you could pay for a university education at a state university.
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h8 mom
h8 lyf
h8 school
miss here cums the indian era anco
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know just how u feel carles. h8 my free spirited moms clothing. h8 her prius. wish she would just drive a lexus suv like every1 else (via audi commercial)
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So relevant.
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miss u free spirited moms, havent seen u in a while
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This is pretty spot on. The thing I am curious about is how in the world you can get kicked out of college, get a GED, and be dropped of at a private school by your over active mom…
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//////////Reply by Bitch Please
//////////Posted March 17th, 2009 at 9:49 pm
@paul, are y’all unaware of Carles real identity? He was outed a while back. lol
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lol ‘love’ my mom
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crls why is ur mom ‘on’ the car in the ‘1st place’
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//////////Reply by panchizzy
//////////Posted March 17th, 2009 at 7:47 pm
@tripler, 2 much lsd back in “the old days”
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totes reminds me of my tween years.
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my life pre-graduation
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“get off the car”? carles? don’t you mean get out of the car…
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//////////Reply by anonymous
//////////Posted March 17th, 2009 at 3:31 pm
@ruthie, get out of my dreams/get in2 my car
“gotta get myself in2 it”
–the raptures
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//////////Reply by ruthie
//////////Posted March 17th, 2009 at 4:07 pm
@anonymous, yeah, igss you’re right, but…
“get off of my cloud”
- the rolling stones
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//////////Reply by m
//////////Posted March 17th, 2009 at 6:45 pm
@ruthie, “get off the car” is a “mexicanism”.
Like “wey, get off de car mayng”
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yo dude ya mam is my mom bro. we r bros 4 real.
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in pic: GILF?
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You just fucking said the other day you got kicked out of college. Quit making shit up… or do a better job of it.
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maybe not “free-spirited” but i definitely h8d on my all-black wearing, chain-smoking, loudmouth new york mom when i was a tween, specially cuz i grew up in redneckville, bible belt usa.
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lol at people who think crls posts are abt his own life
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She’s just “living vicariously through you” -look at her personal brand, she obviously did not get to go to design school :(
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h8ed my poor, free spirited mom as tween & in high school & felt guilty but embarrassed when she dropped me off at expensive liberal arts college we couldnt afford with her free spirited ugly nasty bum boyfriend in tow
& at mid-20s still kinda embarrassed when she met my bf for 1st time… but miss u mom.
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<3 altmoms
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Clothes – manic
face/head – depression.
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i<3 my mom, but shes not free spirited
would <3
a ‘free spirited mommy’ too.
hmmm… maybe i can get one to adopt me.
im old enuff now that i dont care what anyone thinks.
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